The reborn master is hard to do

Thinking of what he had heard before, Chu Cunmo suddenly asked: "Could it be that there are flower picking bees in the city?"

But the middle-aged man vetoed it: "No, if it is really a flower picking bee, where can he hide so many people?"

It’s no wonder that Chu Cunmo couldn’t guess it. After all, the only monster he’s ever seen is the cricket monster in the dilapidated Yizhuang. Most of the pictures in the books are half-knowledgeable.

Mu Weichun corrected: "The term "flower picker bee" is too general. To be precise, it should be called a hungry ghost. Uncle, you go back first, and let us handle the next thing by ourselves."

He didn't need to take risks, so he was naturally happy, "Hey, well, those three immortal masters should also be careful."

Chu Cunmo thought he was quite smart at first, but now he realized how conceited and ignorant he was, "Then senior brother, what should we do next?"

Lu Chiping looked at Mu Weichun and said, "Weichun, have you thought of something?"

"Of course!" Mu Weichun held the lotus pendant around his waist and swung it around, "Let's go, we have to buy some things first!"

Lu Chiping said, "What to buy?"

Mu Weichun pretended to be mysterious and said: "You will know when you go!"

The three of them walked around and bought a lot of rouge powder, hairpins, and an onion for their daughter's home! Carrying these things, they walked into a clothing store.

"Oh, three sons, welcome to the small shop. As long as you can't think of anything in the small shop, there is nothing we can't do. The fabrics are high-quality and the price is fair. You will never be deceived."

As soon as she stepped into the shop door, the landlady's face turned into a flower with a smile, and she walked up to her with her slender waist and buttocks twisted, and said big words to attract customers.

Chu Cunmo didn't know why, so he asked in a low voice, "Senior Brother Mu, what are we doing here?"

Mu Weichun took it for granted, "Come to the tailor shop to buy clothes."

Then he pointed to Lu Chiping, and whispered a few words in the ear of the proprietress.

The proprietress gave Lu Chiping a strange look up and down, and said, "Okay, wait a minute!"

Mu Weichun didn't say anything, Lu Chiping's heart was as anxious as a cat's paw scratching his heart, "Don't be tricky, tell me what you think, it's getting dark now, and ghosts will come out to wander around in time, let's You have to prepare early."

Mu Weichun opened the cloth bag in Chu Cunmo's hand, fiddled with the rouge, and said without raising his head, "I'm preparing now."

Before Lu Chiping could speak, the proprietress came out holding a stack of red, pink, purple and yellow dresses, and said, "My lord, these dresses are all in the largest size. Take a look, which one should you choose?"

Mu Weichun rummaged through it, grabbed a pink and purple skirt, and said, "Just this one!"

Chu Cunmo ran forward, pointed to the clothes, "Who is it for?"

Mu Weichun pointed at Lu Chiping, "Give it to him!"

Now, if Lu Chiping doesn't know what Mu Weichun's plan is, he will be his senior brother in vain. Since the person disturbing the people is a pervert, then there must be a girl as bait to attract the big fish. Of course, the girl can't find a real girl. He can only find a fake girl. Obviously, he has been targeted, and he is the one who pretends to be a girl.

"Why should I play the role?"

Lu Chiping pointed to Mu Weichun and Chu Cunmo, "Why didn't you play the part?"

Chu Cunmo understood now, looking at Lu Chiping who was full of rejection, he went over and put his shoulders on him, and said: "Brother, among the three of us, your cultivation is the highest, and you can protect yourself and protect yourself." You can hide your identity better and let that ghost trust you, so that I can catch him!"

Lu Chiping put his arms around his chest and said bluntly, "Anyway, I don't pretend!"

Mu Weichun had already expected that he would refuse, and sighed: "Then Junior Brother Chu, you should come, but if there is a mistake at that time, or something happens, the master will definitely let us go around. .”

After receiving Mu Weichun's wink, Chu Cunmo responded cleverly: "Well, in order for Zehuan City to restore peace, Cunmo is willing to be a bait to lure the ghost."

Speaking of this, Lu Chiping obviously began to waver a little. Master asked them to accompany the younger brother down the mountain to practice, isn't it just for them to help.

Although Cunmo has the Chiyan Sword at his side, if he accidentally reveals his identity, he may be injured. If Master knows that he has been punished because of a small loss, then the gain will not be worth the loss.

Lu Chiping realized again - nothing good will happen if you stay with Chu Cunmo!

"Okay, okay, okay! I'll pretend!"

Lu Chiping grabbed the skirt and looked at the proprietress, and asked, "Where can I change clothes?"

The proprietress pointed to the round door behind her, "Over there."

Lu Chiping walked angrily and muttered, "It's all for the people but for the people..."

Taking advantage of the time when Lu Chiping was changing clothes, Mu Weichun also chose a set of upstart golden brocade robes full of "I have money" for himself.

A moment later, Lu Chiping's exasperated shout came from the locker room, "What kind of clothes are these? I don't know how to wear them! Somebody help me!"

Chu Cunmo and Mu Weichun looked at each other and smiled, the proprietress beckoned, and a young man walked towards the inside of the round door knowingly. After a while, the man came out, "Madam proprietress, it has been changed."

Chu Cunmo whispered: "Miss Boss, dress up better!"

"Young master, don't worry!"

The proprietress nodded, picked up the rouge hairpin on the table, and walked towards the round door. After burning a stick of incense, a "girl" who was slightly bigger than ordinary women walked out with her head held high and her hands on her hips. Has returned to normal.

The makeup of the daughter's family is really powerful, the sword eyebrows of just now have turned into crescent eyebrows, and the elegant and handsome face is covered with gouache at this moment, making the face look whiter and tenderer, the cheeks are rosy, and the red lips with rouge are charming and charming. People want to kiss Fangze.

Her long black hair was tied up in a snake bun, and a few hairpins were simply inserted on her head, which was simple yet charming.

If you automatically ignore the actions of that lavish man and just look at his face, then you can confuse the real with the fake.

Chu Cunmo let out a "wow" and gave a thumbs up with his right hand, sincerely appreciating: "Brother, when you were dressed as a man, you were not like a monk but more like an elegant scholar. I didn't expect that when you dressed as a woman, your face was even more beautiful than a woman's." ah."

Mu Weichun praised again and again: "Yes, yes, yes... Brother, I didn't expect you to be so good! You are really the right person for choosing you!"

At first, I was worried that he would be a ghost, but he would be humiliated by that time, but I didn't expect that the proprietress really had a hand, regardless of men's and women's clothing, the object of praise was himself, proving that he was not too embarrassing.

Proud and self-satisfied: "Hmph, then there is no need to say, your senior brother, I am naturally beautiful, so I look like whatever I pretend to be! The one who pretends to be a boy is handsome and mighty, and the one who pretends to be a girl is charming and charming!"

The proprietress at the side reminded: "Young master, you are a man in the first place, so you don't need to pretend."

Lu Chiping choked suddenly: "..."

Then he glanced at the two of them, and said angrily, "What are you doing there! It's getting dark, don't leave, don't you want to dress up as women?"

After finishing speaking, he was the first to walk out of the shop, and Chu Cunmo hurriedly pulled Mu Weichun, and chased after him, calling: "Brother, wait for us."

The proprietress was seated at the door, she covered her mouth and said softly, "My lord, please visit me often!"

It was completely dark at this time, but fortunately the moonlight was bright, so I could see things without being blinded.

The three of them set up a demon-locking formation in the grove outside the city, and then used talismans to cover up the aura of the demon-locking formation. Chu Cunmo looked up at the night sky and said, "Okay, okay, it's almost time."

Lu Chiping's voice had already been transformed into a female voice, and he nodded and said: "Well, follow the plan, save ink, and find a place where you can hide yourself and check the situation."

"Don't worry!" Chu Cunmo found a shrub and flower bush, and there happened to be a hole in the middle of it, which was not too big or small. He squatted down, just enough to accommodate it.

The luxuriant branches and leaves of the flowers, coupled with the cover of the night, if you don't look carefully, you won't find that there is a person hiding here, and you can just have a panoramic view of Lu Chiping and Mu Weichun's movements.

I saw Lu Chiping wiping the tears on his cheeks with a handkerchief soaked in onion juice, pushing and complaining to Mu Weichun who was dressed as a rich man, "Say, don't you love me anymore? That vixen is better than me." , Is the chest bigger than mine or the waist is thinner than mine, it makes you so happy to leave!"

Mu Weichun shook the pretentious folding fan that a rich man must have. He looked suave and suave, and said with fascination: "What kind of vixen, she is like a fairy in the nine worlds, gentle and lovely, considerate..."

Then he turned his head and looked at Lu Chiping again, and said with disgust: "Look at your own face again, one sky and one earth, the two of you are simply incomparable! Oh no, it should be said that you don't even have the qualifications to compare! "

It's time to do enough acting. As soon as this sentence was finished, Lu Chiping twisted the tender flesh on Mu Weichun's belly vigorously, and cursed: "You are a heartless bastard! How dare you say that to me? I want you!" nice!"

Lu Chiping still remembered that Mu Weichun suggested that he dress up as a woman. This was a deadly move. Mu Weichun yelled "Aww" in pain on the spot, and Chu Cunmo's belly couldn't help but groan. Shrinking, as if pinching his own belly.

"What the hell! Dare to do something to me! Look at the way you, a shrew, scolds the street! How can you have any manners? With your current appearance, you are ashamed to compare with her. If you weren't crying there, I don't think so. Shame on me, I won't come back with you!"

Lu Chiping, who was so stimulated by the onion juice on the handkerchief, still beat Mu Weichun relentlessly, "Go! Don't come back if you have the ability!"

Mu Weichun felt that if he was beaten like this again, he would be beaten out of his internal injuries, so he quickly grabbed Lu Chiping's hands that greeted him, "Let's go! I'm going to find her right away. I'll have enough fun, I have to go back." I can't sleep with you! Hmph!"

After finishing speaking, he shook Lu Chiping away vigorously, adjusted the brocade robe on his body, and left without looking back. After a while, he disappeared into the night, leaving Lu Chiping sitting on the ground and crying alone.

Lu Chiping beat the ground unwillingly, and kept cursing in his mouth: "You are a heartless bastard! A stinky man! You will regret it..."

It wasn't until a quarter of an hour later that he finally swallowed a little bit of tears. Hearing the sound of footsteps stepping on dead leaves behind him, Lu Chiping thought, "It's finally here!"

After sorting out the expressions on his face, he turned around and said in surprise, "You're back!?"

"Yeah, I'm back!"