between the lips

Wei Yuhuai felt that the first half of the sentence made sense.

But the second half of the sentence has people in it.

But he can't ask questions, otherwise it would be like checking the seat.

In the end, Wei Yuhuai just smiled politely as always, "Thank you for your concern, I will enjoy it wholeheartedly."

Just as they were talking, a lingering soundtrack suddenly sounded from the stereo, and no one had to guess that this was the highlight of the upcoming reunion.

Chu He became interested, pointed to the rearview mirror and said, "I'll teach you how to enjoy it! You should learn to swear first!"

Seeing the person in the back seat hastily waved his hands, Chu He smiled and said, "Didn't you notice that many curse words are short plosives? Because this is a primitive and effective way of venting, which is very helpful for emotional regulation. Of course, it will not affect others. This is the bottom line of your life, on this basis, you can be a little more presumptuous."

Wei Yuhuai was puzzled, "Ah?", and asked, "Why do you think I can't..." His family absolutely doesn't allow him to say foul language, and saying something in English that starts with B in his head to show his anger is considered the most outrageous Behavior.

"You'll shake everything when you're drunk." Chu He sneered, "If I talk a little more, you might even report the size of your ex-boyfriend."

Wei Yuhuai choked, he rarely met such a straightforward person.The point is that Chu He obviously didn't want to pry into privacy, but just gave a casual example, and he didn't feel offended.

It's strange that some people with low EQ will use their temper as a shield, but some people are innocent from the bottom of their bones. Maybe the education environment is too free. In the eyes of this kind of people, socializing should be whatever you want, and there is no need for it at all. Fear of what other people will see, and everyone should be.

"President Chu usually doesn't come home very often, right?" Wei Yuhuai changed the subject.That means, what kind of training does it take to be so outspoken? Chu He must have never experienced beatings in the workplace.

Chu He didn't answer at all, and directly turned the topic to Yan Hongji, "I don't think you are a drinker, why did you drink like that that day?"

"Private matters." Wei Yuhuai only answered two words hastily, but when he thought of Yan Hongji's face when he was caught raped in bed, he couldn't help but feel very angry, and added, "Yan Hongji said, I am like a child who wants something. There is too much love for him to give."

Chu He immediately became irritable, and began to train and teach swearing skills: "Pull it down! Is it your fault that he cheated on you when you co-authored it? You should drag him to the Indian Ocean and throw his ashes away! With his IQ, he still has the nerve to say that you look like a primary school student? There are a total of 40 feet in the cage where his father and 160 rabbits shut down. He doesn’t even know how many heads there are!”[1]

Wei Yuhuai quickly calculated, and reminded: "No, 40 rabbits have 160 feet?"

"I'm saying he has no father."

Wei Yuhuai: "...It doesn't have to be."

After Chu He scolded, he quickly calmed down: "I didn't perform well last time, so this time will prevail."

Wei Yuhuai didn't know which time he was referring to last time, he was stunned by this chatter: "You know how to scold."

"This kind of scolding needs to rely on the speed of reaction, I will teach you a template that you can learn quickly.

"First of all, you find something he values ​​most, throw it into the crematorium or the Pacific Ocean, then connect it with a seemingly unrelated thing, add a long attributive sentence, and finally, make good use of explosive monosyllables Words and puns.

"How about it, isn't it very simple?"

Wei Yuhuai had lost his studies, looked confused, shook his head, and nodded again: "Ah? I... don't study anymore."

"Isn't this simple? It's so simple!" Chu He, who can yell at scumbags in four languages, wanted to continue teaching, but saw the people in the back seat rubbing their lips in ecstasy and rolling down the car window to see the sea view.

"Is it because you scolded your ex-boyfriend for making you angry?" Chu He stopped his voice and asked dissatisfied.

"No," Wei Yuhuai shook his head.He was embarrassed to say that he didn't understand this simple teaching, so he decided to go back and study it in the "template" memo he just recorded, pointing out the window with a serious face and said: "I've just been looking at the sea view, I didn't hear clearly. What did you say."

Chu He was almost outraged.

Outside the window is Galle.

Poverty, cramped, and messy are not derogatory here. When everything is blown by the sea breeze, it becomes synonymous with romance.

The scorching sun in South Asia is like a fire, and the tropical jungle is embedded by the sea.The waves are blue and blue, and the blue is embedded beside the light yellow sandy beach.When the wind blows, it leaves traces of dampness.The sky was clear, and the sun rubbed the hair of the two, leaving a hot temperature and bringing colorful embellishments to the glass.

Children in twos and threes were playing on the beach. A group of high school students stood in shallow water wearing shorts. Some students sat on the rocks and played guitars, while the rest danced on the waves and sang local folk songs.

However, there are conspicuous garbage left on some beaches near the sea, white and purple.The speed of the car was very fast, and the scenery passed by in a flash.

Wei Yuhuai asked, "Why is no one picking up the garbage?"

"Where is the spare money coming from? The electricity is still unstable." Chu He joked, "Why don't you eat minced meat, Mr. Wei."

"You know this."

"Before Colombo called for marine protection, I was a volunteer."

Wei Yuhuai praised him for his rich experience, and stared at the kid who could play in the water, then looked away and asked, "Which hotel are you staying at today?"

Chu He thought to himself that you haven't paid back the deposit yesterday, how can you still have money to stay in the hotel?

"B&B."

In fact, it was Chu He's family.But he was afraid that Wei Yuhuai would not be able to live in the hotel, and he was afraid that the guests would lose face, so he simply lied.

It's just that when the car was approaching the door of the house, Chu He suddenly had a thought: Hey, what does Wei Yuhuai's lack of money have to do with him?Why did you bring a wild man home as soon as you softened your heart?

The author says:

[1] I don't know how to annotate this, but it is really a curse template orz

Saw it on Weibo!Have you learned it?