N ways to tease hat racks

"Pa", Xingzi pushed open the door, and a group of colorful paper flowers came oncoming.

She opened her cat's eyes and glanced at the group of detective agency members who surrounded her.They had good-natured smiles on their faces, and each held a small salute in their hands, with the muzzle facing the door.

Kyoko hadn't escaped from the state just now, facing their enthusiasm, she unconsciously took a small step back, her eyes were slightly cold, silently conveying alienation.

Almost everyone present noticed that something was wrong with her, and there was still a faint smell of smoke in the air, which was the embers after the salute was blown up.

Dazai didn't seem to notice her indifference, he took a step forward with a bright smile, and put his hands on the girl's thin shoulders, "Little Kyoko, you're finally home from school. We've been waiting for you for a long time."

In just one afternoon, the office changed drastically.

With the efforts of Kenji and Dun, the desk was neatly moved to the corner, leaving a large space in the middle.The golden sunlight shines through the glass windows on the long table covered with floral tablecloths.

Biscuits in the shape of stars and moons are packed in small bamboo baskets, and on white porcelain dinner plates are pieces of red velvet cake, mango mousse, tiramisu and other small cakes.The transparent wine glasses are arranged in a straight line, and the two bottles of red wine on the side have not yet been opened.

As Dazai said, he led Kyoko to the long table, picked up a triangular cake that looked like a dark dish, and handed it to her, "Try it, I made it for you myself."

Seeing this scene, Atsushi Nakajima quickly stretched out his hand, trying to stop him, "Mr. Dazai..."

However, he didn't finish his sentence.Dazai held it, stared at the apricot with bright eyes, and continued: "It took me an afternoon, and the ingredients were made one by one according to the reference standards. It must be the most delicious cake in the world."

"But," Nakajima Atsushi closed his lips and reminded brokenly, "but you also poured a small half bottle of unknown liquid into it."

When Dazai heard this, he immediately turned his head, with a puzzled expression on his face, "Huh? Isn't that syrup?"

Atsushi Nakajima's face suddenly became speechless, and he couldn't help cursing in his heart: Which company's syrup will be black?

While the two of them were talking, Kyoko picked up the silver fork on the table, easily inserted it into the cake in Dazai's hand, and took a small bite without changing expression.

Its taste is not soft, but a bit hard.Burnt and sour, like moldy bread that has expired for a long time.

Xingzi put it down and commented unceremoniously: "It's unpalatable."

"Really?"

After receiving this evaluation, Dazai frowned, thinking to himself, did he fail the first time he tried?

He didn't believe it.

As soon as this idea came up, Dazai hesitated for a moment before planning to taste it himself.

Seeing that there was no adverse reaction after eating the apricots, Atsushi Nakajima immediately let go of his breath, and the boulder hanging in his heart crashed to the ground.

Maybe that bottle of stuff is a non-toxic and harmless seasoning.He guessed doubtfully.

Afterwards, he watched Dazai bite down, without further obstruction.

However, his speculation quickly got slapped in the face.

In an instant, there was a crisp sound echoing in the office, and the dinner plate fell to the ground and broke into seven or eight pieces.

Dazai swallowed the cake he made himself, and within half a minute, he was dancing around the office on the spot, as if drunk.There was an extremely bright smile on the corner of his mouth, apparently losing his mind.

Facing this demented Dazai, Atsushi Nakajima was in shock.After being dazed for a long while, he hurriedly turned his eyes to Yoo Xie Ye for help.

She folded her hands in front of her chest, admiring Dazai's rather funny dance like watching a show.

"Dr. Yosano, don't you need to treat Mr. Dazai?" Atsushi Nakajima's voice was a little cramped.

"No." Yu Xie Ye retorted without thinking.

Looking sideways at Atsushi Nakajima's uneasiness from the corner of the eye, she reluctantly added: "This guy's life force is as tenacious as a bug, and this little bit of poison can't kill him. Well... he should be able to recover on his own after a while .”

Instead, what made her even more curious was why Kyoko was fine?

Thinking of this, Yosano looked inquisitively at the black-haired girl not far away.

This question just turned around in her mind, and after a while, she got the answer.

Kunikida walked to Kyoko's side in a hurry, and carefully sized her up with his eyes, as if trying to find out what was wrong with her.

But he looked carefully up and down three times, and didn't find anything strange about the girl.

Maybe it's because it hasn't happened yet, Kunikida thought, the highly tense nerves still remained the same.

"Are you okay? Do you feel unwell?"

After Kunikida finished talking about this series of questions, he couldn't hold back the vigorous anger in his heart, glared at Osamu Dazai who was mad at the side, and spat through gritted teeth: "This trouble maker."

Hearing Kunikida's question, Kyoko put down the biscuit in her hand, and replied calmly: "I grew up eating all kinds of poisons, so it has no effect on me."

After she finished explaining, seeing Kunikida's gradually complicated expression, she opened her mouth again and complained: "It's just that the taste of this cake is really terrible. I think Dazai still needs to practice more."

Don't worry, from now on, he is no longer eligible to enter the kitchen.

Kunikida ruthlessly deprived Dazai of his power, his handsome eyebrows and eyes were covered with a thin layer of frost.

After about an hour or so, Dazai finally stopped his writhing and gradually came to his senses.

Blinking his eyes, he subconsciously stretched out his hand to push Atsushi Kami Nakajima's face so close to him.

"Mr. Dazai, you're finally awake!" Nakajima Atsushi raised his voice, his voice was full of joy, and he didn't notice his disgust visible to the naked eye at all.

As soon as he heard his familiar voice, Dazai finally escaped from the illusion.He sighed faintly, his tone was quite disappointed, "I really thought that I had invited a lovely lady to accompany me to die in love and go to Huangquan Hirazaka hand in hand."

Dazai's complaints reached his ears, the corners of Atsushi Nakajima's mouth twitched a few times, and he suddenly didn't know what to say next.

Do you want to shout loudly, Mr. Dazai, wake up?

Back to reality, Dazai was slumped on the sofa like a salted fish, his iris-colored pupils were like unfathomable black holes, without a ray of light coming out.

After being depressed by himself for a long time, he rarely and quietly picked up the red wine on the long table and poured himself a small half glass.

"Dazai, who sent this?" Kyoko hugged a bag of snacks, and sat down beside Dazai, "Ranbu asked me to ask you."

Feeling the sofa sinking, Dazai turned his head and glanced at Kyoko, the corner of his mouth curved into a half-smile, "It...is a gift from a little uncle wearing a black hat."

She listened ignorantly, flipping through her memory, but never found anyone with this characteristic.

Except for someone who was already on her death list, Kyoko skipped him as a matter of course.

Forget it, anyway, I can't die from the poison.

After figuring this out, she tilted her head, took out a bag of potato chips indifferently, opened it, and ate it without worrying about who sent it.

Dazai saw through Kyoko's intentions at a glance, and he took an optimistic attitude towards Chuya's long pursuit, and was even more than happy to put a few small obstacles in the way for him.

After being quiet for a while, he rolled his eyes, and then he stretched out his arms casually and put them on the sofa, looking from a distance as if he was holding Xingzi in his arms.

This scene happened to fall into Kunikida's eyes, he stopped chatting with Ranpo and the others, and walked towards the sofa aggressively.

He stood in front of Dazai, looking down at him condescendingly.

At this moment, Kunikida turned into an old father who worried about his daughter being abducted by some bad embryo, his eyes under the lens were full of warning.

Dazai kept this ambiguous posture as if he hadn't noticed. Seeing the group of companions who were slowly approaching, ready to watch a good show, he had a thought, pretending to be a teenager with a youthful smile, and threw out a proposal to them, "We Let's go to the amusement park on Saturday!"

Kunikida frowned, and was the first to object.

"Little Kyoko, have you ever been to an amusement park?" Dazai interrupted him with a smile.

Xingzi stopped, shook her head, and suddenly a tinge of sourness began to flood in her heart.She wrinkled her little face into a ball, and her mind was in a mess.

Out of nowhere, a voice came out.It is whispering, someone still owes himself a promise about the Ferris wheel.

Seeing Kyoko's reaction, Kunikida's original objection immediately wavered.

This weekend, he has already arranged a series of plans.Asking him to break the plan and agree to Dazai, Kunikida felt that nothing was going well.However, Kyoko's current state needs to spend more time with everyone.

He stood there, his face full of confusion.

Ranbu put his hands behind his head, and the moment Dazai uttered his voice, he understood what Dazai was beating.

Thinking of the snacks that Mr. Hat gave him, he agreed to Dazai's proposal with the attitude of doing good things to the end.

Immediately afterwards, Naomi hugged Tanizaki's arm and shouted excitedly: "I also want to ride the roller coaster with my brother."

After Atsushi asked Kyoka what he thought, he also stood by Dazai's side.

Not long after, everyone except Kunikida agreed to the proposal.

Facing the stares of his companions, Kunikida took a deep breath and quickly made a decision.

After the dinner party, Dazai stood alone on the rooftop, the cool night wind blowing his black hair more and more messy.He took out his mobile phone and pressed the number marked as "slug" in the address book.

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That night, Xingzi curled her body into a ball, and uttered a few indistinct ravings.

She clearly understood that she was dreaming.

The air scraped against her cheeks like a knife, and there was the whistling wind in her ears, and she was falling at a high speed.

The land below is entrenched with continuous mountains of garbage, which is a scene from childhood memories.Suddenly, she felt a little strange, as if she was holding a humanoid little guy with warmth and heartbeat in her arms.

But no matter how Kyoko discerned, she still couldn't see its appearance clearly from the white mist.

An inexplicable emotion suddenly surged in her heart, like the joy and satisfaction when a long-lost beloved was finally found, and she wanted to cry for no reason.

Kyoko opened her eyes suddenly and woke up from the dream.She sat up, and the thin quilt gradually fell down with her movements.

A question popped up out of nowhere in my still-awake mind.

who is it?

The author has something to say: ooc belongs to me, there are private settings, don't get into it.

This chapter should have been updated yesterday, but when the code reached 2000 characters, Gugujing fell asleep. After eating instant noodles today, I started to add OWO

Today is 5.5, I hope everyone can pay more attention to the yw incident, web articles should not be manipulated by zb.

Unraveling the memory has to be done step by step, and Kyoko will always pull out the nail.

Dazai: I poison myself.Dementia in the world, activate!

Let me recommend the texts of Brother Jiyoutuan. CP is also Zhongye. If you are interested, you can search and collect it.

"Comprehensive" Hong Kong gangsters took me to the present——Hatsuho Haruka

Copywriter:

Dengju, who was dragged into the pit of an action game by Xiaolin's family, opened the door to a new world.

When she joined the guild and had a relationship with her online friends, her uncle asked her to join hands with the opposing organization to investigate the case.

#The vest that I covered fell off so unexpectedly#

An employee in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang: (beep in a low voice) Mr. Nakaya is too double-standard when online, I can’t stand it...

All events start with one game──[MH Hunter]

Under the instigation of the unreliable senior, the lantern is on!

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Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 18 bottles of Lili Cloud;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!