Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

As for why Z thinks that the worms did it?

It can only be said who else but the worms, and the worms ran away after hearing Z's roar, which also profoundly illustrated this point.

Z: "Worms!!"

It seems that Z is very angry. After the staff in the command hall locked all the coffee in the coffee room, he squinted at Lin Ning who handled the Hollywood case.

But before Z could say anything, Lin Ning asked first, "Is K going to retire?"

Z: "...um."

K: "It's time."

Lin Ning: "Oh."

Z: "..." The promised mood is out of control?

Lin Ning: "Sir, are you expecting me to cry bitterly?"

Z: "...No, I hope you will go to Hollywood again, and destroy all the film and materials related to this movie, and let those who should forget forget about it by the way."

Lin Ning: "Understood."

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "By the way, I think they did a good job in casting."

Z: "E!"

Lin Ning showed a cute smile, and then called J to return to Hollywood again. J already knew about this movie called MIB, "I haven't watched it yet, how did it work?"

"I only watched one scene, but what I can tell you is that the worms are the screenwriters." It turned out that Lin Ning and J, together with the news that Nepenthes and the others were going to Hollywood, let the worms know, and they secretly Slipped out and slipped into Hollywood.They recommended themselves to the agents of alien actors in the agency. Originally, the agents recommended them to shoot a coffee commercial, but the audition results were not satisfactory.It’s just that the worms who don’t want to die are not reconciled, so the four of them pretended to be screenwriters and recommended their ideas to Hollywood producers. It was originally related to coffee, but unfortunately Hollywood producers didn’t like it. , So they babbled about the MIB, and then there was this movie in which the four worms are ninja gods and the pitcher plants are super dogs.

J: "I can imagine it being filled with all kinds of coffee."

Lin Ning: "Maybe we can read it later."

J: "What did Z say?"

Lin Ning: "Z let us try to forget the whole city, anyway, this is not the first time."

J: "You mean it's not the first time Hollywood has made this kind of movie?"

Lin Ning: "That's right."

On the way to Hollywood, Lin Ning also used the computer system on the car to check the news about the movie. What she saw at the MIB headquarters was the trailer, and the movie will not be released until two months later.This is just right, otherwise they would not find out until the movie was released, and there would be a global oblivion.And when they came to Hollywood, they quickly confiscated all the content related to the movie, but they didn't leave in a hurry, but looked at the finished movie in the screening room.

Lin Ning also took out her communicator, asked the White Queen to project it over, and watched the movie as well. J also specially prepared popcorn and Coke, and Lin Ning also held a bucket of popcorn in response to the occasion, and the movie started after a while.In the sound of a very dynamic music, Agent Smith played by Will Smith and Agent Jones played by Tommy Lee Jones made their debut. They shook their shoulders like male models and stepped on the beat.

J: "...Although Will Smith is my favorite black actor, will he really not be beaten to death if he walks like this?" It looks very beating.

Lin Ning: "Yes."

As soon as Lin Ning finished speaking, a blond beauty appeared on the movie screen. Down artificial intelligence.

Lin Ning: "..."

J: "Why don't I remember that MIB has such a police detective in black? Wait, is this you?"

Lin Ning: "Tell you a horror story, J."

J: "What?"

Lin Ning: "There is a love scene in this movie, and who do you think is the hero and heroine of the love scene?"

J: "...No way!"

Lin Ning: "Hehe."

J: "... When we get back to the MIB headquarters, I will definitely give the worms a good meal."

Lin Ning: "No, I think the crew has re-processed the original outline provided by the worm." Although the worms portrayed themselves as ninja gods, they would not describe her as a blonde Mature women, but today's movies are like this, it can only be said that the studio considers the commercial nature of the movie.

J thought about the scene of himself falling in love with Lin Ning, and suddenly shivered. It's not that he couldn't imagine it, but that Lin Ning hadn't turned 21 before this, so he wouldn't be so hungry. .And he couldn't imagine falling in love with Lin Ning, who could choke people to death by talking to him, who was better than him, and whose temper was comparable to K's. He meant that he always regarded Lin Ning as a brother : "But the worms are still to blame!"

Lin Ning imagined the next direction of the movie, and rarely agreed with J: "I agree."

The next one and a half hours almost became J's complaint meeting and stomachache time.You must know that although there are not many love scenes, they still add up to more than 20 minutes. When Generation J enters reality, he feels very uncomfortable, and he is almost about to be separated.

Lin Ning calmed down and watched with relish while eating the popcorn.

The pitcher plant is even more envious of the super dog in the movie, just because the super dog in the movie has an insect canning factory, and the White Queen also has a lot of roles in the movie, one of which is to provide a love guide for the blonde E Books can be said to be completely OOC.It is precisely for this reason that the White Queen can maintain a normal mind outside the movie, look at this movie, and even discuss with Lin Ning the logical loopholes and tricks in it.

J囧囧 has a god, if he doesn't know that he is completely normal, then in this situation, he will doubt that he is the abnormal one.

Lin Ning: "In terms of entertainment, this movie is still very qualified."

J: "...Don't you feel awkward?"

Lin Ning squinted over: "Could it be that you have also entered it?"

J: "...No, shall we take it back?"

Lin Ning shook her head: "Z asked us to perform destructive destruction, but I have recorded it here." She said and nodded her temples, "Maybe I can take it out in my spare time to reminisce after all, it will become a movie after all. A role in a movie is still a very novel experience for me." You know, even her White Queen has a movie, and the pitcher plant?After Lin Ning came to this world, he deliberately supplemented "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio". In one of the articles "Beagle", he saw its kindred, and in that article, a beagle who was left alone The ending was bleak, it was squashed by the human being who took it in.

J said weakly: "Okay."

In this way, after shattering and destroying the related things and forgetting the whole city, the calm Lin Ning and the very entangled J returned to the MIB headquarters. As soon as J arrived at the headquarters, he found the worms who were banned from drinking coffee by the furious Z, and drank two full cups of coffee in front of them.

Worms: "..."

Z: "What happened to him?"

Lin Ning: "In the movie, MIB's Black Detective J and Black Detective E are in love."

Z: "Cough cough cough."

Lin Ning: "Why did you react so strongly, sir?"

Z: "...Nothing, come to my office and let's talk."

Lin Ning nodded.

Z asked her to come here to talk about K's retirement, "At the beginning K was not looking for a partner, but a successor, but you were not old enough, and J still needed to exercise, so K stayed for a while longer. Now everything If everything is on the right track, K's retirement will not be delayed any longer."

Lin Ning's expression was calm: "When is K going to tell J?"

Z was silent for a while and said: "When he handed him the amnestic device—it is MIB's unspoken rule that the partner should perform the amnestic."

Lin Ning thought for a while and asked, "Can I be there then?"

Z nodded: "Yes."

Z paused and said, "You know that when K's memory is erased, he will no longer remember us?"

Lin Ning pursed his lips and said, "I know, I just don't think K will retire completely. It is not unheard of in the history of black-clothed police detectives to retire and then return to work, let alone you Still sticking to the post, sir."

Z: "...you still know that I am your officer."

Lin Ning spread his hands and said, "You will always live in my heart."

Z: "...Get out!" He felt that he would be pissed off by this brat sooner or later, but when Lin Ning walked to the door and turned around and said "Thank you for your enlightenment, sir", Z's unknown fire was still extinguished More than half.

"—Although it's useless."

Z: "... Get out!"

·

When J knew that K was going to retire, J was confused. "What's going on? Why? Aren't we good partners?"

K: "It's just about time." He said that to Lin Ning before.

J: "What's that saying?" He turned to look at Lin Ning, "E, say something!"

Lin Ning: "This is K's wish, and I have no right to interfere."

J: "But—"

"Okay, kid." K handed the amnestic into J's hand, "I'm going to miss all of this."

Lin Ning lowered his eyes.

J pursed his lips: "No, you won't." After speaking, he took over the amnestic device, adjusted the date, and flashed at K. After that, detective K in black will return to ordinary people I will no longer remember the chasing life of fighting wits and courage with aliens in the past few decades.And the new identity that MIB arranged for him was an old employee of the post office in Truro Town. Gunpowder", stay away from aliens.

Wait, the last half sentence is up for debate.

If Lin Ning remembers correctly, the employees of the post office in Truro Town are all aliens, but they are all aliens who obey the rules. She thinks that K will get along well with his new colleagues.

K retired in this way, and X became J's new partner, and the two of them still need a long time to adjust.

Lin Ning took the pitcher plant to Frank's newsstand the next day and bought several tabloids, one of which reported an anecdote: "The man woke up strangely after 35 years of coma and returned to his girlfriend's arms". It was accompanied by a picture of a smiling K with his arms around his girlfriend.When the young K met the Bot people who landed on the earth, he was wearing roses and rings, and wanted to propose to his girlfriend, but it was gone later, and now they can continue their relationship after going around, whether it is For K, or for his girlfriend, perhaps it will be a lucky thing, although their reunion may not be too long this time.

Frank sighed beside him: "K, a legend, a crime-solving hero, the most legendary police detective in black in the history of MIB, who would have thought that he would become a civilian like this!"

Lin Ning looked up at it.

Frank: "... Then he will also be a nobleman among the common people!"

Lin Ning lowered his eyes and put the newspaper fee on the counter, "Do you have any gossip to share with me, Frank?"

Frank was very puzzled: "You even asked me for gossip?"

Hearing the words, the pitcher plant raised its head and glanced at Frank.

Frank: "...I don't really have any gossip to share with you. Instead, I want to ask you about the gossip. I mean about the banquet. MIB hasn't had a banquet for two months, and I've always been hungry What?" Every time MIB held a banquet, it was time for Frank to add extra meals to himself.

Lin Ning shook his head: "If there is, I will notify you as soon as possible."

Frank was very excited: "Thank you so much."

Lin Ning put the pitcher plant on his shoulder, rolled up the newspaper, and waved to Frank who was lying on the counter: "Goodbye, Frank."

"Goodbye."

And just a few days after discussing the banquet with Frank, MIB had the opportunity to hold a banquet.The Hanta people intend to establish diplomatic relations with Earth, and in order to show their sincerity, they will give priority to MIB to provide several kinds of their Earth's high-tech. There will be a welcome party when people come to Earth for a visit.

After learning about this, Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly.

What to say?

The reputation of the Hanta people in the universe is not very good. They swept nearly one-fifth of the interstellar space in the past, and the label of invaders has always been hung on them. In [-], they did not launch attacks on other places, but changed to develop, develop and sell various high-tech products, and began to reverse their bad reputation in the interstellar world.Now that they are taking the initiative to establish diplomatic relations with the earth, it is not good for Z to shut them out. Considering the style of the Hanta people today, Z only hopes that they have really become pacifists, but Z still has hidden worries at the same time. Order the police detectives in black to step up the prevention and inspection of customs.

It's just that after browsing the history of the Hanta people, Lin Ning is not so optimistic.It's not that she thinks it's unbelievable to reform and rehabilitate, and she doesn't insist on the concept of "dogs can't change and eat shit", but the history of Hanta people's invasion of other planets lasts for hundreds of years, and they used to be notorious in the universe. Obviously, the aggressive factor has been soaked into their bones and blood, so how can it be changed overnight?However, when Lin Ning saw that Z stepped up inspections, he knew that Z did not trust the Hanta people that much, so he felt a little relieved, but his vigilance was still there.

The Hantas arrived on Earth a week later. They not only brought high-tech products that were given priority to MIB, but also brought ingredients from their Hanta planet to facilitate the meals that MIB prepared for their welcome party.In the list of ingredients, there is also a very special ingredient, that is, the insects of Hanta, which are obviously prepared for pitcher plants.

"Sir, I think the purpose of the Hanta people coming to Earth this time is not pure." Lin Ning handed the list of ingredients in front of Z, "Although the recipes of the Hanta people are very special, it is obvious that this lake worm is not among them. On the contrary, they really hated it, but this time they brought the lake worm, which I think is specially prepared for the pitcher plant-they know the great achievements of the pitcher plant, which means that before that, they MIB has been specifically investigated."

Z: "They want to establish diplomatic relations with us, so it's normal to investigate us?"

Lin Ning didn't deny it, she just instilled her analysis into Z: "Although we don't require aliens who visit the earth to follow the Romans and eat our earth's cuisine, the Hanta people bring their own ingredients. This kind of arrogant Their attitude is not consistent with their initiative to establish diplomatic relations with Earth, not to mention that they also said that they would give us high-tech products as a priority—such unreasonable hospitality is probably either rape or theft.”

Z is thoughtful.

Lin Ning continued to work hard: "I hope that after the lake worm arrives at the MIB, it will be brought to me for inspection, and if at the dinner party, the Hanta people take the initiative to mention the pitcher plant and ask if it is satisfied with the lake worm, then it will only It further proves my point."

Z said in a deep voice, "I'll ask them to check more quickly."

Lin Ning: "As long as you know what's in your mind."

However, after the intensive inspection by MIB, there was nothing abnormal in the food and high-tech products brought by the Hanta people. In addition, the special product of the Hanta people, the lake worm, seemed to be fine after Lin Ning's intensive inspection. It was just a pig. After the cage plant smelled the lake worm, it clearly rejected it.

Lin Ning stretched out his hand and scratched its chin, "I'll ask the chef to prepare another worm meal for you."

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning: "You said you want to eat a whole worm feast? What gave you the illusion that you can push yourself?"

Nepenthes turned its butt around so that it faced Lin Ning.

Lin Ning: "..."

After being speechless, Lin Ning quietly said to the White Queen: "Nepenthes is now famous outside the earth. We didn't think of this when we first came here. I thought we were the first to conquer the stars. With the sea, how can I expect the Nepenthes to shine brilliantly."

The White Queen: "Your goals include the stars and the sea? Why didn't I know."

Lin Ning choked up: "I've been to Star Shazier."

White Queen: "In the laboratory."

Lin Ning was silent for a moment before speaking: "I don't know, K has just retired now, it's not good for me to leave MIB at this time, is it?"

White Queen: "This is something you need to consider, Emilia, and you know, no matter where you plan to go, I will choose to follow you."

Nepenthes turned its head: "Wow!"

The White Queen added slowly: "Of course the pitcher plant is no exception."

Lin Ning smiled brightly: "Isn't this natural?"

·

Hanta people came to MIB, and MIB held a welcome party for them.The Hanta people have the appearance of a typical alien, that is, they are strangely shaped, and the whole body is green. They wear clothes made of unknown fur, and there are decorations made of unknown materials on their belts.Lin Ning took a closer look. She strictly suspected the bones of some alien race, which undoubtedly made her more sure that the purpose of the Hanta people coming to Earth this time was not so simple, but there is no such substantial evidence yet.

Z used to make false promises to them.

X and Lin Ning maintained the same attitude. He was very dismissive of the Hanta people: "I really didn't expect MIB to establish diplomatic relations with the Hanta people. They attacked a small half of the universe in the past." It's just that they were standing with him J, at this time, the eyes have been attracted by the food at the banquet, so that no one can talk to X about it.

X: "...huh."

Although Lin Ning heard it, she just moved her ears, and in a blink of an eye, seeing that J wanted to taste the food of the Hanta people, she walked over to remind him: "If I were you, I would suppress my curiosity." and appetite, J."

"But they don't look any different from the food we usually eat." J said as he was going to pick up an egg roll, but the next moment the egg roll grew legs and ran away from the plate screaming. .

J: "..."

"But I don't want to be hungry." He looked at the other foods, only to think that they all looked normal, "Eating alien food can't kill people, right?"

Lin Ning: "Have you heard of S?"

J: "Huh?"

Lin Ning wrote lightly: "He participated in a large buffet ten years ago."

J didn't care about it at first, but after thinking about it, he became nervous: "Wait, is there a police detective named S in black in MIB?"

Lin Ning smiled slightly.

J: ".........can't you?"

Lin Ning shrugged: "If you insist on eating Hanta food, then I can only wish you good luck in advance, and maybe go to congratulate X on getting a new partner. I heard that he doesn't like to have sex with you very much." partner."

J: "...Then I don't want to eat it."

"A wise choice, J." After Lin Ning finished speaking, he turned his eyes away to Z, who was having political exchanges with the Hanta people. Z was obviously smirking, and it was a forced smirk.Lin Ning turned her eyes around again, and saw a Hanta person who was secretly observing the pitcher plants. She squinted her eyes slightly, and then looked away, and at this moment Z knocked on the cup: "Please pay attention , Mr. Hantas would like to say a few words."

This Hantas is the leader of the Hanta people who came this time. After Z finished speaking, he smiled and said: "Thank you Z. On this special occasion with historical significance, the Hanta people and MIB had dinner together for the first time. Your leaders have made outstanding contributions to enabling us to successfully establish a cooperative relationship. Please allow us to present you with this small gift as a token of respect.”

Speaking of two Hanta people pushing up a gift covered with a red cloth, Mr. Hantas stretched out his hand and pulled the red cloth away, revealing the statue of Z.

Z: "It's really unnecessary."

Mr. Hantas: "No, it's necessary, Z doesn't have to be polite to us."

Lin Ning was thinking, did this so-called gift go through the security check?Because before that, MIB didn't even know that the Hanta people would bring such a thing over.Lin Ning touched the earrings on her ears, and then she had a see-through pupil in her left eye. When she looked at it again, the statue of Z was no longer solid, but there were two more pupils in it. Titanium alloy cylinder, although Lin Ning didn't know what was contained in the titanium alloy cylinder, but she thought it must not be something good.

As it turned out, the stuff in there was really not a good thing.

After the test, Lin Ning said to Z: "It is an organic crystal structure, fully digitalized." The thing is fluid and green as a whole, but it is not water or other known liquids, but completely programmed. digital.

Z: "Be clear."

Lin Ning said calmly: "A liquid self-replicating computer chip can easily penetrate into an electronic or computer management system. That is to say, it can invade any system in the MIB, including power systems, defense systems, and monitoring systems. Wait for the system, if the Hantas attack us at that time, we can't even open the arsenal, and we will become fish on their chopping board."

Z: "They really have an impure purpose, but fortunately we discovered their conspiracy in advance."

As soon as Z finished speaking, the laboratory's power system went into disorder.

Z:"……!!"

Z's face was serious: "What's going on? Didn't we already discover the virus they sent in?"

Lin Ning was shocked: "The cart they transported the statue! I forgot about it."

Lin Ning ordered the White Queen in the next moment: "White Queen, use the backup independent system." In fact, since the last time travel, the system used by the White Queen is independent of the MIB, and usually calls the MIB Database, but generally speaking, it is relatively independent, and this time it can be used as a backup system.

Z rushed out quickly, "Twins?"

The screen in front of the twins was blurred, and Z's heart sank. It can be said that they are now facing the situation that Lin Ning mentioned earlier. Z said to the other black-clothed police detectives: "Bring the weapons you can get, and divert all incoming flights immediately. All support, and spread out."

Lin Ning said seriously: "I will let the White Queen be in charge of scheduling."

The black-clad detectives immediately went into action.

At this moment, J and X came out of the elevator, and X asked, "What's going on? As soon as we got out of the garage, the elevator stopped and we had to manually shake the cable."

J said in a relaxed tone: "Z, did you forget to pay the electricity bill?"

Z said in a deep voice, "It's the virus brought by the gifts from the Hanta people, and it threw our system into chaos."

J was startled: "What?"

Just as Lin Ning was about to say something, the face of the leader of the Hanta appeared on the big screen in the observation center: "Hello, detectives in black. I am very happy to inform you that the Hanta people have successfully controlled all of your MIB. system, even if you found one of the virus databases containing the viruses carefully developed by our Hanta people over the years, you would never have thought that we still have a backup virus database. Now your only way out is to report to us immediately surrender."

Z faced the big screen: "Don't even think about it!"

Lin Ning frowned. She spent a lot of time studying the Hanta virus, and she also witnessed the strength of the Hanta virus, so she didn't dare to let the White Queen invade again and compete with the Hanta people. Control of the MIB system.

At this time, the Hanta man answered: "I guessed that you would say that, Z." He made a gesture as he spoke, and Lin Ning subconsciously became vigilant, but he was not as fast as the four sides projected from the MIB ceiling. The light screen, and that light screen surrounded them.

J: "This looks like the MIB anti-aggression laser?"

Lin Ning calmed down instead: "It's absolutely correct. First change the route through the circuit, and then melt into a semi-solid high-energy mixture to form a quadrilateral enclosing circle, which can also be called a cage."

J: "...I don't like cages that get smaller and smaller."

Z looked at the leader of the Hanta people: "What exactly do you want?"

The leader of the Hanta people hypocritically said: "Unfortunately, I have to destroy you and your MIB, Z, but you must know that when choosing a fortress to attack, the most important selection elements are location, location, and location—the strategic position of the earth." The location, perfectly fits my tactical requirements. It's the perfect spot to launch an attack on the enemy, destroying small planets that deem the Hantas of today to be impotent."

Z turned his head to look at Lin Ning.

Lin Ning said in a deep voice: "The warships of the Hanta people are probably ready to go."

"Although I don't want to say I said it earlier, but now I want to say 'I said it already'." X got the dead eyes of others before he finished speaking, and he immediately changed the subject, "I mean Our long-range weapons and tracking systems have been disabled, and we can't stop the Hantas now."

The quadrilateral cage is shrinking further. Lin Ning looked at the ceiling and the floor that were not covered, and her thoughts were running fast. After a while, she looked at the pitcher plant that seemed to be unaware of the seriousness of the problem, but she thought about it. , it always thought that she would always have a solution, so she turned to Z again: "I have an idea."

Z: "What?"

"I need you to give way." Lin Ning took a slow breath, then got under the floor, stretched his body completely outside the laser encirclement, and then flew upwards.When she first turned into a dragon, she was only three or four meters long, and now she is only a meter or two longer, but when she is fully stretched in the air, she has an unparalleled shocking power, not to mention that she is still in most of the strangely shaped bodies. Against the backdrop of aliens.

After Lin Ning was completely out of sight, X broke the silence: "You didn't say that E is an alien."

J swallowed: "I haven't heard of it either."

The two of them and the worms who were also trapped looked at Z together.

Z: "..." He doesn't even know, okay!

The most calm one was the pitcher plant. It pressed the small Rubik's cube that Lin Ning gave it, and the little Rubik's cube immediately turned into a protective cover, covering everyone in the protective cover, and then put its head on the overlapping front legs on, waiting for Lin Ning to return safely.

J: "...So Nepenthes is really the king of the Xibe people? E is the regent of the Xibe people or something? Z, what do you say?"

Z: "...I don't think the shield will last long, we have to think of other ways." Don't say it like he knows something!

At this time, Jiao Longning had resumed communication with the White Queen, and the White Queen sent over the location of the Hanta warship, which was just above the atmosphere.Jiao Longning is not worried at all: "I don't think I will get burned because of high-speed flight. I have flown to higher places before. It's just that I think I will be photographed by other satellites, but this is not a problem. MIB arrives It's time for a global amnestic."

The battleship of the Hanta people also found Jiaolongning, they fired laser cannons at Jiaolongning flying in the air, but Jiaolongning dodged flexibly, and then she came to the battleship of the Hanta people almost instantly, and a The claws tore the door of the battleship.Under the stupefied eyes of the Hanta people, they easily broke in, and the leader of the Hanta people said angrily: "Didn't we prepare the lake worm for it? How could it still fly over! But I won't let you spoil my good deeds." !"

Lin Ning: "..." She considered for a moment whether to make a "bark", and then she decided to forget it after thinking about it. Now is not the time to have more verbal conversations with the Hanta people. "Where is the controller?" From the fact that the Hanta people were able to activate the backup virus database after the virus database hidden in the Z statue was confiscated, and the leader of the Hanta people took over to manage the MIB system, it can be explained that the Hanta people Man has a control kit for the new virus they have invented.Furthermore, the virus is completely programmed and digitized, so it must also have control equipment.

Hanta leader: "Grab it!"

Jiao Longning threw a lightning strike at the swarming Hanta people and successfully knocked them down.Then he waved his front paws at the leader of the Hanta people, pressed him on the deck without discussing, and at the same time did not forget to give him a restraint net.Only then did she change back into a human form, and walked towards the direction that the Hanta leader subconsciously looked at when she mentioned the controller earlier.

The leader of the Hanta people let out a low growl unwillingly: "No!"

"That's it." It didn't take Lin Ning a few seconds to find the control equipment and violently destroy it. At the same time, the shrinking "cage" inside the MIB disappeared. The MIB system also returned to normal, Z said calmly: "Twins, contact E."

Twins: "Contacting."

After a while, Lin Ning's voice came over: "I decided to return the Hanta people's battleship, sir, and request to open a channel." Her attitude was the same as before, as if she hadn't turned into a dragon in front of Z. .

Z paused and said, "Please allow me."

Lin Ning's voice came again: "Sir, you never asked me if I was an alien, did you?"

Z: "..." Blame him?