Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

James Edwards suffered a severe blow to his outlook, but he soon healed - after leaving Gibbs' pawn shop, K used an amnestic to erase his memory.

Then K gave him a MIB business card.

In other words, K wants to recruit Mr. Edwards into MIB, so is it unnecessary to use this amnestic once?But this is what is stipulated in the MIB manual, and there is nothing wrong with K doing so.

The next day, Mr. Edwards still showed up at the MIB and participated in the interview with other military leaders.

How about his performance?

He is quick in thinking, not rigid, quick in response, and he can catch up with the Sebo people on foot, which also shows that his physical fitness is excellent. Although he is not so easy to manage, K is very optimistic about him. What else can Z say, he Only agree.

Mr. Edwards, who had only been "eliminated" by the amnestic device once, looked at K with a not-so-obscure look of "caring for the mentally retarded" when K asked him about the development history of MIB: "Can I ask you a question?" Question?"

K: "Say."

Mr. Edwards: "When was the last time you had a brain scan?"

K: "Six months ago, the company requested it."

Mr. Edwards kindly persuaded: "You'd better make an appointment again." Obviously he didn't believe in the so-called hypothesis of the existence of aliens, and he regarded K as a funny old guy.

K raised an eyebrow.

At this time, Lin Ning came from the corner of the corridor holding her tablet computer, and beside her was the projected White Queen.

Mr. Edwards: "!!" Is that a ghost?

Lin Ning greeted them with a smile: "K, and Mr. Edwards, good morning."

Edwards: "... hello."

K: "What's the matter?"

"The twins have monitored an unauthorized landing in the third area, I think you need to go there, and I think I found something." Lin Ning didn't directly say what it was, but slightly euphemistically said: "What alien The arrival of the race will bring earthquake-like effects to the aliens on the earth? They have already shown earthquake-like behaviors-so far, four aliens have begun to reserve spaceships and leave in a hurry Earth."

K's face became serious: "No."

James Edwards: "……??"

At this time, Z appeared behind K and Mr. Edwards again like a ghost: "What happened?"

Lin Ning waved to him slightly, and said hello: "Sir, your appearance this time is just right, I have some bad news to tell you."

Z: "... what?"

K said: "A bug."

Z's face drooped at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Are you sure?"

"Not sure, but the probability is very high." Lin Ning paused and added: "If you need specific data, sir, I think I can calculate it for you immediately."

Z: "...I thank you, no no, no need."

K brought the topic back: "The third district?"

Z followed suit and said, "You mean the unauthorized landing?"

Lin Ning nodded: "Yes."

Mr. Edwards, who was confused and funny, finally found a chance to intervene: "Wait, wait—"

Z shook his head and sighed: "Child, you can't wait this time, if you wait any longer, it may be the end of the earth."

Mr. Edwards: "Huh?!!"

He looked at K, then at Lin Ning, and even glanced at the White Queen who he thought was a ghost, but found that none of them came out to refute.Mr. Edwards was about to collapse: "... Did any doctor come out and tell me that I came to a mental hospital? No, what is going on?"

Z looked at K: "I thought you made it clear to him."

K: "Obviously not."

Z: "Speak to him on the way to the third district."

In fact, there was no need to wait any longer, the worms strolled out of the coffee room not far away, carrying coffee.They also greeted Lin Ning and the others in fluent English.

Mr. Edwards: "……!!" Who am I?where am iWhat am I doing?

Then he came to the lobby of the MIB headquarters in a daze, where there were all kinds of aliens.James Edwards's three views continued to be subverted until he bottomed out and his sanity was gradually loaded back, but the next moment he almost jumped up: "So you just said that the earth is coming to an end, you are not crazy, It’s about the truth? Just because of a bug? What kind of bug is that, a genetically modified insect?” He wanted to laugh a few more times, only to find that Z and K looked at him like dead fish.

Mr. Edwards: "..."

He looked at Lin Ning, who had no dead fish eyes, as if asking for help. Lin Ning lowered his head: "Another alien is booking a spaceship, and then left the earth."

Z: "We don't have any extra time."

K: "I know."

Mr. Edwards continued with the black question mark face, but fortunately, he waited for K to bring him to the third area, that is, a farm where MIB detected an unauthorized landing. K detected the alien species detector produced by MIB. The soil in the pit smashed out by the spaceship who was not allowed to land was detected to be green. After K made a confirmation call to Z, he finally mercifully explained to J, who temporarily made an appointment for the abbreviation of J: "Zerg-made Carnage. They came out in droves, left no one behind, and lived off the death of other areas.”

J still couldn't understand the horror of the Zerg, and he teased, "Have you been bitten by bugs before?"

K's mood is not at all easy: "Imagine a super-large cockroach, which is powerful, irritable, likes to kill, and loves to create disputes. What's more frightening is that there are 700 million such monsters."

After a pause, K added: "This is data from nine months ago, and their reproduction speed is astonishing. This is the main reason why they always start wars."

J's previous smile disappeared: "They need food."

K: "That's right."

At this moment, J finally put away his original indifference, "Then what should we do next?"

And the current situation is that the Zerg who invaded the earth, he ate the skin and flesh of the farmer Jaga, put on his skin, and disguised himself as Jaga.In this way, this Zerg is walking in Manhattan as a person on Earth, and MIB only knows that there are Zergs coming, and this Zerg landed last night. MIB doesn't know where he is in Manhattan now, and he doesn't know yet. What is he coming to earth for?

K thought for a while and said, "Once the Zerg appear in the city, then we have to go to the city morgue."

Then K's communicator rang.

K: "What's the matter?"

Lin Ning at the end of the communicator said: "Z let me take a look at the scene of the incident. I found that there were only smashed cars and pits at the scene of the incident, but no Zerg aircraft. In the direction of two points from the station, traces of the rolling aircraft were found, but it only lasted a few meters away, and my guess is that the Zerg used other means of transportation to carry its aircraft."

J listened and recognized Lin Ning's voice: "Are you the underage?"

Lin Ning: "...E, Mr. Edwards."

J smiled: "Can I ask where you watched it? Are you around here?"

Lin Ning affirmed: "Yes, I have set the stealth mode."

J whistled: "Cool."

Lin Ning continued: "Of course not, I'm at the MIB headquarters, and I'm watching you with MIB satellites."

J: "..."

K took the communicator back a little, and said to the speechless J: "Rookie, aren't you a New York police officer? Now it's your turn to investigate the scene."

J came to his senses, but muttered in his heart: 'Rookie? 'Of course he doesn't want to be called a rookie, especially before him there is Lin Ning, a minor black-clothed police detective, J thinks he will never lose to a minor, right?So he began to investigate the "crime scene", but before he could figure out why, K walked towards the barn after looking around.

J: "K!"

He hurriedly followed, and Lin Ning at the end of the communicator also said at this time: "I understand."

Then there is no more then.

J: "... Is it true that your MIB is only half-spoken?"

Lin Ning: "It's been less than half a month since I joined MIB, so I can't answer your question right now."

J: "..."

While talking, they came to the barn, and found the body of a staff member of the pest control company in the barn.It seems that the arrival of the Zergs caused the pest disaster. The pest control company sent employees to eliminate the bugs, but this was to get rid of the Zergs' pain points. The Zergs killed the staff of the Zerg company.

J also has a deep insight into the brutality of the Zerg, but now is not the time to be angry, but how to stop the Zerg from continuing to run amok: "He uses the truck of the exterminator company to carry its aircraft, then we can check the exterminator company to send it." The license plate number of that truck, I can ask my former DMV guy to check the traffic video, but it will take a while."

K: "No need."

J: "Huh?"

Lin Ning: "The twins are under investigation, sir."

K: "Notify me as soon as there is a result."

Lin Ning: "Okay."

The communication was temporarily over, and J also remembered his previous doubts at this time, and asked K: "The little girl who was with E when we met E at the MIB headquarters earlier, is she also an alien?"

K: "No, that's her personal assistant."

J: "...??" No, he wanted to know if it wasn't an alien, what was it?

It's a pity that K didn't answer his questions anymore, because the farmer's wife appeared outside the barn, "Who are you? How could—" Before he could finish speaking, K took out the amnestic, and J quickly put on the sunglasses, K then flashed the farmer's wife, although they had already flashed her when they were questioning.

And when they left the barn, J asked, "Is that okay? I mean you flashed her twice in a row. Would that give her brain cancer?"

K affirmed: "No."

J is dubious: "Really? Don't you worry about long-term effects?"

K: "A little bit."

J: "...Then did you pass me by?"

K said firmly: "No."

J still wanted to ask something, when he saw an all-black van driving up, K explained to him: "Special Service Team."

J asked curiously, "What are they doing here?"

K: "Restore everything to its original state." This includes filling up the pit, destroying the car destroyed by the Zerg aircraft, and the corpse in the barn. They will also help deal with it, send it to the city funeral home or something of.

J's eyes widened: "Huh? Including her poor husband with only skin left?"

K: "They're not special enough to bring the dead back to life, rookie, but someone will post an obituary to her, and give her a new memory by the way."

J was speechless: "Come again? You will burn her brain out."

K is still the same old saying: "No."

At the same time, at the MIB headquarters, the twins have retrieved the license plate number of the work vehicle dispatched by the exterminator company, and are currently calling the traffic detectors in Manhattan to inquire about the traces of this car under the traffic detectors.Lin Ning asked the White Queen to help, but she turned to Z and asked, "Sir, do you have any idea why the Zergs came to Earth?"

Z: "Based on the virtue of the Zerg, it came to the earth as a bug. I think it is most likely that there is something on the earth that attracted it. That thing is very important, so important that it can cause disputes and even wars. In our monitoring Of the aliens in the world, I don't recall any such thing."

"That means it may be in the hands of aliens who are not monitored by the MIB?" Lin Ning knew the answer, but how could she tell the answer with traces?At this time, a tall man appeared in the hall in charge of receiving aliens. Lin Ning held his chin and said thoughtfully: "From the planet Aquilin where the Aquilins are located to the earth, if you take their spaceship It only takes three hours, and the earliest aliens on the earth learned that the Zerg appeared on the earth six hours ago." The Zerg landed on the earth at about ten o'clock last night, which is only in the past for twelve hours.It can be seen from this that the aliens are not generally afraid of the Zerg, and they have their own sources of information, sometimes more flexible than the MIB.

Z: "What do you want to say, E?"

Lin Ning gestured to the tall man at the reception: "I want to talk to the Aquilins who came from afar, sir."

Z: "Go."

The last time Lin Ning asked who he wanted to talk to, he talked about the ultimate reason why the Fomacs were hostile to the Aquilins. It was because the Aquilins had a bigger planet than theirs, which ignited the entire interstellar world.Now who is she going to talk to, maybe she can talk about other shocking secrets.

Let’s talk about that tall man. His humanoid coat is very unique, which makes him look like a skeleton, but the skeleton is the skeleton. When you open the “mask” and look at the Aquilines inside, they are actually all Looks about the same.When Lin Ning walked over, the staff was making a routine question: "The purpose of coming to Earth?"

"eat lunch."

"Do you have your own food?"

The Aquilin man took out a starfish-like thing from his bag, indicating that it was a specialty of his hometown brought over from Aquilin.Lin Ning approached and said to the staff, "Check this special product carefully."

Although the staff was a little surprised, he also noticed the slightly tense atmosphere in MIB, so he nodded naturally.Lin Ning turned his head and said to the Aquilinian in Aquilinian: "I am E, and we only need to delay your Earth system for 10 minutes, and will not delay your lunch with the guests you want to invite."

Aquilin said humanely: "Detective E in black? I heard Cyrus mention you. He said that you and other detectives in black saved Planet Aquilin." The Aquilins were originally a mild-tempered race, but now Lin Ning still has goodwill with them, so the Aquilin man who came from afar followed Lin Ning to the waiting hall beside him, and started to talk about homework with Lin Ning. After all, they were just talking casually. Well.

After 10 minutes, the Aquilins went back through the customs, and Lin Ning walked back to the observation center.

Z: "What's the matter?"

"Ginter, a member of the royal family of the Aquilins, lives in Manhattan, and he is the steward of a galaxy that is now in his hands. I think a galaxy is the best source of subatomic energy in the universe. Aquilins They came to Earth because they knew that the Zergs had arrived on Earth, and at the same time thought that the target of the Zergs was that galaxy, and they wanted to pick up Gentle and have lunch on Earth.” As for a galaxy so big, how could it be on Earth?

About this question?

It can only be said that sometimes size is not a problem, and important things can be very small, even as small as marbles or jewelry, and the Aquilin royal family member Ginter, his identity on the earth is a jeweler.

Z: "...Leaving aside the lunch, it's just that galaxy, we absolutely can't let the Zerg get it."

After pondering for a while, Z said again: "The twins and your personal assistant have already found out the location of the exterminator, and we know the address of His Royal Highness Gentle's jewelry store."

Lin Ning added: "I have experience in driving an Aquilin coat, sir, we can catch a turtle in an urn."

Z frowned slightly, and said after careful consideration: "Equip your weapons, and I'll contact K."

Lin Ning said no problem.

·

The Zerg that came to Earth has a name, even though it is currently wearing the skin of an Earthman named Yaga, and even though it has more than 700 million of its own kind, it still has its own name, its name is iger.It was sent to Earth by the Queen this time, and it was indeed aimed at the "galaxy" in the hands of the Aquilin royal family member Ginter, and it also knew where Ginter's jewelry store was. It can be said that it was wearing Jaga Pi, drove the exterminator truck all the way from the farm to Manhattan, heading directly for the jewelry store.

The Aquilinian Gentle's humanoid coat looks like an old man, and he also has a purebred earth cat, and Gentle loves his cat very much, and he is a real cat slave.He also knew that there were people coming from the mother planet, so he closed the jewelry store early, and took his beloved cat to meet the people from the mother planet.

Coincidentally, when Gentle was about to leave the jewelry store with his cat, Iger the Zerg drove the exterminator vehicle carrying his aircraft and came to the road in front of the jewelry store with a bang.He saw Gentle at a glance, drove forward a few meters, saw Gentle taking a cat bag with a cat in it, got into a taxi and left, so he continued to drive the exterminator, still rattling He followed up with a bang.

The taxi drove unhurriedly for more than an hour, from the bustling urban area to the sparsely populated suburbs.

Iger finally couldn't hold back anymore. He stepped on the accelerator and came to the taxi. After the taxi was forced to stop, he opened the door and got off, shouting: "Go, go! Are you here for a picnic? "As a Zerg, Iger has put on human skin, but the skin is probably not properly worn, and the skin is still rotting, which makes it look scary, a bit like after being bitten The early zombies even walked slowly and staggered.And as it put its hand on the back window of the taxi, several cockroaches the size of a thumb fell out of its sleeve.

The cat in the Ginter cat bag let out a "wow".

Iger said impatiently: "Come down!"

Gentle: "No."

Iger: "...give me the galaxy!"

Gentle: "No."

Iger: "...you are making me angry, do you know that?"

Gentle: "I don't know."

Iger was so angry that he slapped the window, and shot out a "tentacle" that was tough enough to shoot through the window glass from his wrist, but before the tentacle pierced Gentle's neck, he always claimed to be a peaceful race. The Aquilinian Gentle, who would not fight back when he came to the door, was nimble. He kicked open the car door and kicked Iger with his tentacles.

Iger: "!"

When it was stunned, not only Gentle came out of the taxi, but even the taxi driver rolled down from the driver's seat neatly with a nuclear carbonization gun.At the same time, a team of police detectives in black also jumped out with weapons in hand, and surrounded them.

But in the next moment, Iger spit out a tentacle from his mouth, and immediately rolled K, who was dressed as a taxi driver, with the nuclear fusion carbonization gun in his hand, and knocked K over to the ground. .This made the other black-clothed detectives a little wary, but Iger was so angry that his head was about to smoke.

In fact, it actually smoked.

It reached out and tore off the skin of the earthling Jaga it was wearing, revealing its true face.K had previously described it as a super-big cockroach. In fact, the Zerg's real appearance was similar. When it stood on the ground on its hind legs, it was eight meters tall, with six legs in total, and fishy yellow eyes. Each tentacles are one meter long.And the big size is not the biggest advantage of the Zerg. Their biggest advantage is actually their "tentacles", which can extend "tentacles" from their mouths. The tentacles are very penetrating, and their agility is indescribable. See It snatched the nuclear fusion carbonization gun in K's hand all at once, which is evident.

"Give me the galaxy!"

As Iger said, the disgusting but lethal "tentacle" shot from its mouth at 'Gintel', and K got up from the ground, and took out another "tentacle" from the car. The gun went off, and the black-clothed police detectives were ready to shoot, but it was too late to say it, and there was only a "woof", and a dog, which was not as big as the original cat, jumped up, shining brightly. But at the same time, the small canine teeth bit on that "tentacle" all at once.

"Crack".

"what!!"

Immediately afterwards, something even more subversive of people's three views happened. The puppy "clicked" and "clicked" and directly ate the Zerg called Interstellar, which was hated by almost all races and kept at a respectful distance. It's like eating some delicious dog food.

Delicious and crunchy.

K: "......!!"

Detectives in black: "...!!!"

J: "..."

At this time, the "mask" was opened, and the fifteen centimeters Ning who was preparing to fight was also dumbfounded.

Before talking about the brave and fearless pitcher plant, I have to say more about why it is there.It turned out that this time Lin Ning became Fifteen Centimeter Ning and took over the real Ginter's humanoid coat, while Nepenthes put on a cat-shaped coat and played the role of Gentle's beloved cat.

Acting has to be a trap.

Let's talk about Lin Ning's current performance. Her dumbfoundedness can only be said to be half false, and the rest are all true feelings.She didn't expect the pitcher plant to restrain the Zerg so much. The Zerg with "high insects and large insects" still has fighting power, but its most powerful weapon "tentacle" is eaten by such a click, but it can't do anything. He was also screaming in pain, so that his combat effectiveness was greatly reduced.In contrast, the brave performance of the pitcher plant, it is absolutely eager to eat, and it may also be because the Zerg is really nourishing for it, anyway, it eats it with great relish.

Make other people feel their scalps go numb.

Lin Ning quickly stopped: "Nepenthes, that's not your food!" The portion is enough, if you eat any more, you will be full, okay?

She turned around and said to Z, who was the commander through the satellite: "Sir, I need an animal gastric lavage device." This is the full set of acting.

Z: "..." Is this the point?

In any case, a generation of Zerg Yingjie Iger died under the bloody mouth of the pitcher plant, and the rest of the earthlings or aliens including K were overturned.Among them, J, who didn't know that the pitcher plant was actually Lin Ning's pet, said to K after he relaxed, "MIB is obviously good at catching insects, why are you all so nervous?"

K dead fish eyes him.

So did the other detectives in black.

J: "......??"

When they returned to MIB with the wreckage of the Zerg Iger, J knew what he called the "bug catcher". In fact, before that, MIB thought it was just a very ordinary earth dog, or an innocent and cute pet. dog.Plus the Zerg is almost invulnerable, okay?In this way, it can explain why the police detectives in black were so confused at the time. After all, the contrast is too great!

J shrugged: "Indeed, dogs generally don't eat cockroaches."

The others walked away with indifferent faces.

J looked again, and found that neither K nor Z, nor E was there, and everyone else was busy with their own activities. J shrugged again and decided to have a cup of coffee.As a result, when he came to the coffee room, the four worms he had seen before were also there. They were holding coffee, but they were trembling all over, so that the coffee in the coffee cup was shaking.

J couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with you?"

The worm trembled and said, "It eats bugs, eats bugs, eats bugs."

J sized them up: "I understand."

But immediately he wrinkled his face: "I still don't understand you very well. To be honest, I'm still confused—what is the little girl in white next to E, do you know?"

"Her personal assistant." x4

J: "..."

The worms continued to drink coffee tremblingly, and J continued to be dazed, while in the laboratory, Lin Ning did a detailed examination on the pitcher plant, "The body of the pitcher plant is currently normal, but I think I have to do follow-up examinations , you must know that it ate the meat of the Zerg."

Z: "...What the hell is going on here?"

"From the perspective of logic and biology, the pitcher plant is the nemesis of the Zerg." Lin Ning said seriously, "Every race is destined to have a race against each other, but for now, I don't know about the pitcher plant. What race, it will only be my pet dog before that. Think about it in a better way, sir, if we can find the race of pitcher plants, then if the Zerg want to come to Earth in the future, they will have to Think it over and over again. Besides, so far, I have bought the dog food for the pitcher plant, and it didn’t cost MIB a penny.”

"You've made money anyway, haven't you?"

Z: "...I don't know what race it is, but I think you seem to be from a talking star."

Lin Ning: "Is there such a planet?"

Z: "...No!"

Even though he said so, Z temporarily blocked the news, especially not letting the Zerg know about it.After all, there are at least 700 million Zergs today, and there is only one Nepenthes species known to them. Even if it is Xiangke, it is not enough to deal with so many Zergs, so the Zergs cannot be allowed to know that they have such a nemesis So much so that they all came to the earth just to eliminate pitcher plants.However, Nepenthes have special skills after all, and Z then agreed to Lin Ning's proposal to let Nepenthes be MIB trainee agents.

Of course, Lin Ning did not favor one over the other. Even if the White Queen was Lin Ning's personal assistant, she would also be included in the MIB system and would receive corresponding benefits.It can be said that nepenthes are also working dogs now. At the same time, even the worms who love coffee more noble than life, after they know that the nepenthes will not eat them at will, they even come to visit the pier and pay tribute A cup of fragrant coffee they smuggled over from Z's office.

After watching for a while, Lin Ning turned his head and said to the White Queen: "It seems that Nepenthes reached the pinnacle of life before the two of us." Thinking about the status of Zerg Buster in the future, Nepenthes will be afraid wherever they go. If they can wave their arms, they will attract countless younger brothers.It's just that what Lin Ning didn't expect at this moment is that the peak of the pitcher plant's dog life is not limited to this.

·

After the Zerg Iger invaded the earth, J decided to join MIB after careful consideration, and officially became a black-clothed police detective code-named J, partnered with K, and went out to the field.The three outlooks that were gradually subverted, began to be subverted and continued on the road to recovery. Of course, he soon developed immunity, and felt that nothing would shock him in the future.

But speaking of it, the running-in period between J and K was so short that Z raised his eyebrows, and Lin Ning also stayed in the laboratory with peace of mind, working as her researcher, and occasionally working as a commander. The overall harmony was so harmonious that Z even He almost forgot that he used to think that all three of them were thorns.

After two months of harmony, a mummy displayed in the Museum of Natural History in New York was reported to have escaped.

That's right, he ran away.

The security guard at the museum witnessed the whole incident, he called 911, and the case about this suspected alien infestation was naturally intercepted by the twins, and K and J were assigned to solve the case.

J: "...Don't say that mummy is an alien."

K took it for granted, "Why not?"

J: "... That mummy was made thousands of years ago. Could it be that aliens invaded the earth at that time? But why did he become a mummy?"

K: "You have to ask someone."

J then got into the car: "Who? E? Speaking of which, I haven't seen her, her personal assistant, or her dog today."

K: "They went to the UFO bar."

J: "?"

K: "A bar that only serves aliens."

J: "E is an alien?! Isn't she your stepdaughter? Could it be that K, you are actually an alien?"

K looks sideways at him.

J: "...you said that the bar only serves aliens."

K: "They can pretend to be aliens, rookie." Only instead of going to the bar that only serves aliens, the two of them went to Frank's newsstand.Although unbelievable, Frank disguised as a Shar Pei is indeed an expert on Egyptian culture, but when they drive to Frank's newsstand, the newsstand is closed.

K raised his eyebrows and took out the communicator: "Frank, where are you?"

After a few seconds, K hung up the communicator: "Frank is also in the UFO bar."

J became curious: "What is Frank's real identity?" In the past two months, J has dealt with Frank many times, knowing that Frank only looks like a Shar Pei, but in fact he is an alien. And once J asked Frank about its original shape, Frank also played tricks, saying that his original shape was particularly ugly, uglier than Cindy Crawford's (Cindy Crawford, the first batch of five supermodels in the world One), and for this statement, J felt that his former goddess was shattered.

It's just that K didn't answer him this time. He was contacting Lin Ning who was also in the UFO bar and asked her to arrest Frank.

Speaking of the UFO bar, this bar not only entertains aliens, but also when the aliens enter the door, they will take off their humanoid coats and hang them on the special clothes hooks at the entrance of the bar, which means that now Frank has taken them off. Its Shar Pei coat, and when Lin Ning received the call from K, she was still talking to Frank about the birth of aliens.