Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

In the West Lake in March, there are willows on the banks, bright peaches are burning, and the lake waves are like a mirror, reflecting the beautiful shadows and infinite tenderness.The breeze is blowing slowly, the willow silk curls are erratic, standing on the embankment, it is like a dream, but now the curfew has passed, the bustling daytime, the West Lake with people coming and going has quieted down, only the occasional frog croaking , occasionally a few birdsong, and the sound of gurgling water when the breeze passes by.

However, in this quiet environment, there was a change under a broken bridge.

Under the clear and faint moonlight, one can vaguely see a rolling pin-thick and more than ten feet long white snake rolling abnormally under the broken bridge, making a rough hissing sound from time to time, and gradually the white snake is still covered with white snakes. The smoke was billowing, but it wasn't the kind of green smoke that came out of a firewood, but more like a churning mist.And the white snake seemed to be enduring unspeakable pain, so it made it roll on the ground like a human being, in order to relieve the pain in its body.

After an unknown period of time, the full moon in the sky could clearly see the ground under the broken bridge, and the white snake stopped moving.

'I have a bellyful of fuck to say! ' White Snake thought stiffly.

Huh?

What is going on here?It can only be said that Lin Ning has traveled through time again.

This is not the first time Lin Ning has been reincarnated. She has been reincarnated once before as Situ Jing, the young master of Shenshui Palace, Emilia Wood, a researcher of the Umbrella Company, and Ellie, a beautiful girl who was murdered by her biological mother. Carl Foster.It stands to reason that she should be indifferent to retraveling again, but that is based on the fact that she is still a human being reincarnated. Dr. Sack was infected with the G virus, so she can't be regarded as a pure person to some extent, but she was able to maintain her human form that time, even if she could turn her hands into tentacles, even if her eyes turned golden His vertical pupils are like snakes!

But that doesn't mean she's willing to become a complete snake.

And I can't say whether it is more difficult or fortunate in misfortune. This white snake is not an ordinary snake. It has already developed its spiritual wisdom and has worked hard for hundreds of years. Maybe one day it will be able to transform into a human form. It is also possible to become a fairy, but as far as the current situation is concerned, all of this has come to naught—when Lin Ning crossed over, the white snake's spirit and soul were all gone, leaving only a few remnants.

And these few remnants made Lin Ning understand why the white snake lost his mind and soul.It turned out that the White Snake had been practicing tremblingly under the Broken Bridge. During the daytime, a small gnocchi fell from the Broken Bridge. The small gnocchi looked like a small gnocchi that ordinary people would eat, but the White Snake sensed the small gnocchi. The gnocchi was unusual, the aura inside was so strong that the white snake pulled its neck away without even thinking about it, grabbed the little gnocchi, and eagerly hoarded it and swallowed it whole.

That little glutinous rice dumpling is indeed not ordinary, and it contains very strong spiritual power. It is a rare opportunity for the white snake who is diligently cultivating, but because the little glutinous rice dumpling is too high-quality, it has caused it to be unresponsive. Zhibai's White Snake has been overfilled.

In terms of imagery, it is eating too much, and as a result, I am so full of myself.

As soon as the spirit of the white snake dissipated, Lin Ning was thrown into its body. Before Lin Ning could think about it, she just felt uncomfortable all over her body. It felt like she was about to go crazy while practicing martial arts, so she didn't think much about it. It's hard work, let's go through this painful calamity first.Speaking of "Painful Tribulation" again, when Lin Ning first became Emilia Wood who was infected with the G virus, she experienced it once, but how she got through it once, she herself felt in retrospect It's a bit mysterious, because she actually thought of her experience of competing with Yin Ji in the water when she was Situ Jing, but thinking about it carefully, it meant that she could not break or stand.

But this time?Can she not break the boat?She has become a snake!God knows if she fails to survive this "painful catastrophe" and allows her soul to merge with this "body", what lower-limit identity will be waiting for her!

What else can Lin Ning do?She is also very desperate.

So she could only sort out the spiritual power in her body that was too strong and raging this time, just like she combed her internal power before.I don't know if the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, or if she still has the aura of the protagonist. In short, Lin Ning survived. From the thick rolling pin, the long white snake became thick with chopsticks, and the forearm was long. Little white snake.

Lin Ning: "..." Is this so scientific?

Wait, considering that the white snake has developed spiritual wisdom and practice, so this white snake is actually a snake demon?In other words, this world is not a parallel world that can talk about materialism?

Lin Ning wanted to say "huh", but in the end he spit out the snake letter and made a hissing sound.

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning only moved his tail, which was a little stiff because it hadn't moved for a long time, and managed to make it stand up, which was regarded as her middle finger.

It was miserable enough.

Ugh.

No, what is even more tragic is that when Lin Ning habitually looked for the figure of the White Queen, after looking around for a long time, he realized that the White Queen did not travel with her this time. In the parallel world and the parallel world derived from the American drama "Criminal Minds", the existence of the White Queen is not abrupt, that is, there is no sense of disobedience, but now looking at the brightly lit Flower Street not far away, looking at the antique buildings, You can know that the world didn't even have electricity at that time, so there would be no energy to support the White Queen, and it would also cause a sense of disobedience.

Understanding is understanding, Lin Ning is still very lost, she can't do without the company of the White Queen, and in the last world, she has Gideon as a relative, Garcia, Andrew and BAU as friends, even if she She still brought the halo of death with her wherever she went, but later she also practiced to be invulnerable.Now let her be alone with a...snake, and start leveling again, isn't this bullying...a snake?

But then again, it's not that Lin Ning doesn't know that she will be reincarnated again, so she still made a lot of preparations in advance.Like the White Queen, after she leaves, she can choose to return to the system space, where time can be suspended, that is to say, when Lin Ning sees the White Queen again, she will tell the White Queen that they have not been separated; and The NEMESIS they created, NEMESIS has gradually grown into a behemoth, and even though Lin Ning's original intention of founding NEMESIS was to let NEMESIS serve the lucky E, that is, to have enough resources to mobilize when encountering a murder case, but With the gradual growth of NEMESIS, Lin Ning still invested a lot of effort in NEMESIS, and she didn't want NEMESIS to develop into a hegemonic group like the umbrella company after she left, and then bring disaster to the world.

Therefore, after referring to the development trend of the world today, Lin Ning made a general direction plan for NEMESIS. In addition, the White Queen will also leave her subsidiary artificial intelligence to escort the future development of NEMESIS.In addition, Lin Ning recruited Andrew into NEMESIS. He is venomous and arrogant, but to a certain extent, there are still many overlaps in their ideas. That is to say, if NEMESIS is handed over to Andrew In the hands, Lin Ning is still very happy.

Of course, considering that she has already left that world, the future development of NEMESIS has nothing to do with her, does it?

And when Lin Ning left, it was actually not called "died young". After all, Gideon had passed away a few years ago.

Anyway, the past should not be recalled too much, the most important thing is to focus on the present, and looking at the bright side, even if she is a white snake now, it is a white snake that can cultivate a human form, not an ordinary white snake.

However, the problem also lies here.

When Lin Ning was reincarnated in the past, she would receive the memories of her original body, but this time the white snake was all fascinated, leaving only a few remnants. Lin Ning couldn't accept it even if she wanted to, that is to say, she didn't know how to practice at all. .

It is not that Lin Ning did not try to learn the "Tian Shui Magic Art" she had learned, but the structure of a human is different from that of a snake. Lin Ning can't achieve a seamless transfer, so he has to think of another way .

Lin Ning was not clueless, the first thing she thought of was the owner of the little gnocchi.Although Lin Ning still doesn't know how the little gnocchi with abundant spiritual energy rolled down under the broken bridge, but after the little gnocchi rolled down, there was no owner chasing after it, so it could be seen that the owner was either He didn't know that the gnocchi was gone, or he knew it was gone, but he didn't care.

It's hard to say the former, but if it's the latter, then the owner must be extraordinary.

After having a clue, Lin Ning began to move around the area around the broken bridge for several miles.It didn't take long before she was asked to inquire about something, and pieced together one after another to restore the story back.

It turned out that on March [-]rd, there was an old man with white hair and beard on the Broken Bridge, who took a load and sold dumplings under a big willow tree beside the Broken Bridge. But there are three copper tins for each small gnocchi.

Pedestrians around felt that he had yelled wrongly, but he turned a deaf ear to him when he told him, and just kept yelling.

Who doesn't love the cheapness? After a while, pedestrians gathered around and bought big glutinous rice balls to eat.When an old man came with his grandson in his arms, the big glutinous rice balls in the wok were sold out. The grandpa had no choice but to spend three copper coins to buy a small glutinous rice dumpling when he saw that the grandson was greedy.

Unexpectedly, after eating the small glutinous rice balls, the child would not feel hungry for three days and three nights, and would not want to eat, which made the family very anxious.The child's father hurried to the side of the broken bridge to look for the old man selling glutinous rice balls.The old man laughed when he heard this, and said that his little gnocchi was something unusual, and that the child was not blessed to eat it. After speaking, he carried the child to the broken bridge, and suddenly grabbed his feet and lifted him upside down. , shouted: "Come out!"

The little glutinous rice balls that he ate three days ago spit out whole from the child's mouth.

What happened next, Lin Ning also knew from the remnants of the white snake, and the melon-eating people in the West Lake who talked about it all said that the old man they met at that time must be a god, and maybe the little dumpling It is the elixir.

Lin Ning only felt that this story was a bit familiar.

For Lin Ning, who still has a photographic memory, she thinks something familiar means that she must have heard or read this story somewhere before.Furthermore, considering that her previous time travels were all time travels to parallel worlds derived from film and television dramas or novels, she might not be an exception this time, so Lin Ning used this as a key word in her searched in memory.

Speaking of this again, when Lin Ning knew that this was the West Lake, and now that she was a white snake, she almost thought she was Bai Suzhen. Bai Suzhen in The Legend of the White Snake.

Under Lin Ning's double-mindedness, she still found something in her past memory after a while, but the result of her search left her at a loss as to what to say.

But Lin Ning finally decided to give it a go. After all, no matter how bad the situation is, it shouldn't be worse than it is now.With this in mind, Lin Ning swam out of the West Lake and began to inquire about the anecdotes of this year.

Three months later, by the Dongting Lake.

The recent Dongting Lake is overcrowded, many people come from all directions, they are not for "Dongting Tianxia water, Yueyang Tianxialou", but a miracle happened in a small restaurant by the Dongting Lake. A yellow crane, the yellow crane is painted to be the same size as a real crane, and the painting is so lifelike, as if it can spread its wings and fly high immediately.

This is nothing, what is really strange is that as long as the proprietress greets it, the yellow crane can really walk down from the wall, or spread its wings high in front of the guests, or dance impromptuly.This kind of spectacle has been passed on from time to time, naturally attracting many people rushing to see it. This small restaurant has also become crowded. Be full.

There are different opinions about the yellow crane dancing from the wall.

Some said it was a trick learned by the shopkeeper from an expert, and some said it was even a magic trick of the fairy family, but no matter how they tried to sidestep the shopkeeper, they couldn't find the ugly Yinmao from the shopkeeper.

To be honest, the shopkeeper didn’t know much about it, only that the yellow crane was left behind by an expert who ate and drank for nothing in their shop for a long time. I really don't know who the other party is.

On this day, the shop owner actually saw that expert again, and hurriedly went up to pay respects.

But seeing that tall man was wearing a green lotus-colored wide-sleeved long gown, a white formal gown inside, a bright jade crown on his head, his eyebrows were drawn into his temples, his phoenix eyes were shining, his eyes were bright, he looked like an exiled fairy, he didn't look like before A scoundrel who has been eating and drinking for free in the store for a long time.

no……

He is not an idle person at first glance, and the yellow crane on the wall danced down the wall in response to the sound, which was done by this person, which is enough to make the shopkeeper think that he must be an immortal, or a figure from the noble sect of the immortal sect, and even more so. In addition, the other party made their small restaurant flourish and filled with guests, so naturally the store owner can only be respectful.

The exiled immortal said bluntly, "How's business going?"

The storekeeper hurriedly said: "Thanks to your blessings, there are a lot of guests recently, and business is booming."

After hearing this, the exiled immortal didn't say much, just took out a jade flute from his sleeve, put it to his lips and played a tune.The melodious sound of the song caused the yellow crane to fly down from the wall.

The exiled immortal took back the jade flute, and the yellow crane, like a crane, bowed its head and bowed its neck, and came to him.

Shopkeeper: "Master Immortal?"

Without waiting for the shopkeeper to say anything, the figure who looked like an exiled fairy jumped on the back of the yellow crane.The yellow crane raised its neck and let out a loud cry, then spread its wings and flew away.When the shopkeeper looked at each other again, he could only see the back of the yellow crane soaring in mid-air, and the fairy teacher's robe and sleeves fluttering on its back like a fairy, which is really beyond reach.

The shopkeeper felt lost, but he didn't want to blink, but he saw that there seemed to be a silver thread on the ankle of the yellow crane's claw.The shopkeeper couldn't help but wonder, but he read it wrong?But when he rubbed his eyes and went to wait and see again, the yellow crane had already disappeared into the sky carrying the immortal master.

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The yellow crane flew from the bank of Dongting Lake to Shangqing Palace on Laoshan Mountain.

Laoshan is located on the coast of the Yellow Sea, high in the east and cliffs near the sea, and gentle in the west with undulating hills. It is the highest peak on the Chinese coastline and is known as the No.1 mountain on the sea. In the Taoist temple, look at the winding peaks and ridges around it, which are not exposed, secluded but not narrow, deep but not deep, it is a really good place to live.

There are also many Taoist priests in the Shangqing Palace, but the yellow crane flew in with people, but it did not attract the attention of others in the Taoist temple. It flew into the apse all the way, and in the blink of an eye, the original solemn apse disappeared and replaced it. It's a different scene.But seeing green bricks and green tiles, pavilions, terraces and pavilions, clear and green courtyards, and three or five red plum trees in full bloom, it is really a scenery that can be painted, like a paradise.

It made the character like a banished fairy look like he was about to move, and the next moment he said, "You bastard has some perseverance."

"The fairy teacher taught you the right thing." A little white snake crawled down from the paw of the yellow crane. This is exactly the silver thread that the shopkeeper saw before, but now the white snake is still uttering human words, with a clear and clear tone. His tone was sincere, which sounded pleasing to the ear.

That banishment exuberant taste: "It is said that snakes are killed with sticks. Today, the poor Taoist can be regarded as having seen it."

The little white snake is the hard-pressed Lin Ningping and said calmly: "The kid has no choice but to make such a bad plan. Originally, the kid devoted himself to cultivating under a broken bridge in the West Lake. He didn't want to get a chance from the sky, and his cultivation base was greatly improved, but the kid couldn't get it." Experts give advice, and I feel a bit confused, so I want to find the expert who bestowed the opportunity—"

The Banished Immortal cut his mouth and said, "Oh? How can you be sure that the crux of the problem lies in Pindao?"

Lin Ning: "..." She was about to say "I'm sure now", but thinking about it, she has something to ask for now, isn't it just asking for help?

"The boy asked about the whole story of the boy's chance, and boldly guessed that the immortal master wanted to take the opportunity to test the hearts of ordinary people. He also thought that the immortal master was so unrestrained. He was afraid that this kind of thing was not the only one, so the boy asked around. I heard about it for the first time. When the yellow crane danced by the Dongting Lake, the boy only thought it was a novelty, but he was not sure that it was done by the immortal master. However, the boy also heard that the restaurant was just a small restaurant before, and the owner was honest, kind and generous, and he was not deceitful before. There was a man who ate and drank for nothing in a small restaurant for several days, but the shopkeeper didn't neglect him because of this, and then he had such an adventure." Lin Ning paused and said: "The boy thought, but that man wants to test the shopkeeper's temperament. , This seems to have the same effect as what happened on the West Lake Broken Bridge, so the boy came to the small restaurant with the mood of giving it a try, and finally waited for the immortal teacher for several days."

Lin Ning's words are half true and half false. She has indeed been chasing anecdotes and anecdotes all over the past three months. It's a bit far-fetched for the same person to do it, but she is very sure that it was indeed done by the same person, and now the person involved has admitted it, isn't it?

The banished fairy slightly raised his eyebrows and said, "What if you can't wait?"

"Boy, I only decided to wait for one year. If I can't wait for the fairy teacher after one year, then I have to find another place." Lin Ning chose to tell the truth, but after thinking about it, she said: "But the boy thinks that the fairy teacher We will turn back in a few days to see if the store can maintain its original intention after acquiring such a gold-absorbing weapon as the Yellow Crane, instead of gradually changing its temperament."

"You do have a bit of wit," said the exiled immortal, who seemed to be praising but not praising, and then said again, "Now that you have found the poor way, what do you do? But you are looking forward to becoming a fairy?"

"This?" Lin Ning thought for a while before saying: "The boy didn't think so far, the boy just wanted to get some pointers from the immortal master, so that the boy would have the essentials when he continued to practice."

But the exiled immortal said: "Poverty Dao allows you to think so far, so what do you do?"

Lin Ning lowered his head and said, "I'm not going to hide it from the immortal teacher. The person I really want to see, she can't enter the immortal path, so I don't expect to become an immortal."

The exiled immortal sneered: "Don't say you can become a fairy."

Lin Ning: "..." Is it reasonable?

In a blink of an eye, the exiled immortal said leisurely: "Pindao is a Taoist. This is an unknown Taoist in the Shangqing Palace. Seeing you now, you have some understanding, and you are also destined to be with the poor. I will allow you to be one of the former servants of the poor." Just boy."

As he spoke, he waved his whisk at Bai Shening, who was prostrate on the ground. Bai Shening felt the aura in her body circulate rapidly, and there was movement in the altar, and then she realized that the height of her gaze had changed.You must know that she looked up to the Taoist before, but now the "up" is decreasing, and finally there is only one "up", and at the same time, Lin Ning has felt what it is like to be down-to-earth for a long time.

Technically, she finally has feet.

Yes, under the enlightenment of Hui Taoist, an unknown Taoist from the Shangqing Palace, Bai Shening had a Taoist body and turned into a human form.But seeing her changing figure is like a boy of twelve or thirteen years old in the world, wearing a Taoist robe with a white background and blue border, and a bag on her head. Looking at her appearance, she also has picturesque eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, and firm and clear eyes. Just from the outside, no one would think that she was transformed from a snake demon.

It can also be said that she is born from the heart, she is so Taoist, and the Taoist is satisfied again.

Wait, is there something wrong?

Not to mention that Lin Ning has been calling himself "boy" before, what happened to "boy" this time?

About this question?It can only be said that the white snake that Lin Ning became this time was a male snake with two dicks, so when she heard that she was a white snake in the West Lake, she was very sure that she was not Bai Suzhen and White Lady. There is still a time when the white lady is Bai Xianggong.

Since it is a male snake, it will naturally be a boy when it changes into a human form, isn't it?

Therefore, it is logical for Lin Ning to become a young man now, and Lin Ning feels that there is nothing to be entangled in this. After all, it is much better to be a young man than to be a snake, not to mention that he has to practice Taoism now. Why care about gender?

Anyway, Lin Ning is very open-minded.

Then, she almost broke her right leg with her left leg, and fell to the ground with a "crack".

The Taoist Hui didn't move his eyebrows, he was full of immortality, but his words hit the nail on the head: "It seems that you have to learn to walk with your feet before you can practice."

Lin Ning: "..." She hasn't had a foot for three months, and now she has just lost it, and she is still not used to it. It's all inertia. She thinks she can overcome it soon. She has been a human for many years. experience.Also, Lin Ning didn't think there was anything wrong with Hui Taoist's unpredictable temperament. After all, he was a fairy who became a fairy. Besides, let's look at the things he did before, not to mention anything else In other words, in order to test whether the owner of the small restaurant by the Dongting Lake is as philanthropic as the rumors say, he went to the shop run by his small business for so long to eat and drink for nothing, and it can be seen that as a god, he is not ordinary capricious, I'm not afraid at all that the shopkeeper can't take it anymore, so they call someone to beat him up, tsk.

Before the Taoist could wait for her to reply, he said calmly, "Are you dissatisfied with what the poor Taoist said?"

Lin Ning hurriedly said: "The apprentice is just waiting for the master to stride forward, so that he can learn how to get out of the wind."

I don't know whether Taoist Hui enjoyed Lin Ning's flattery, but he pondered for a moment and said, "You are not qualified to be a poor Taoist disciple now."

Lin Ning said with a low eyebrow, "I know, I will continue to work hard."

The Taoist said after a pause, "It's so good."

What else can Lin Ning say, she can only continue to follow the hair, no, it is flattery, and it is not, it is to respect the teacher, practice hard, strive to get the master's recognition as soon as possible, and upgrade from a serving boy to a beginner disciple.She also has experience in this matter. Back then, Gideon's father was ground by her with a water mill. Besides, Lin Ning didn't think Hui Daoren was a hard-hearted man, otherwise he would have discovered it by the Dongting Lake. When she entangled Huang He's claws and ankles, he drove her away and even beat her to death.

Generally speaking, Lin Ning thinks the future is promising and bright.

At this time, there is a breeze in this small world, and it also brings a rich peony fragrance.It's just that Lin Ning looked around and didn't see any peony in the yard, but she can be sure that the peony fragrance she smelled was not her illusion, and thinking about the grievances between Taoist and Bai Mudan, here It is not uncommon for Fang Tiandi to raise a peony.

Even if Lin Ningxuan put back her wandering thoughts, she was about to learn to walk!