Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Lao Lu runs an Internet cafe, and business has been mediocre recently.

One day, he was taking a nap at the counter, and accidentally knocked his forehead on the counter, which woke him up suddenly. Before he could rub his forehead, he saw two people coming in through the door.

One is wearing a cloud-white long-sleeved undress, wearing a bright jade crown on his head, his eyebrows are drawn into his temples, his phoenix eyes are shining, and his gaze is bright;

One person was wearing a green lotus half-sleeved gown, a white formal robe inside, a sapphire crown on his head, with picturesque eyebrows and elegant appearance.

Old Lu: "???"

Old Lu subconsciously lowered his head to look at the racer-back vest and big pants and flip flops he was wearing, but he still couldn't turn his head around.

The person in the green lotus-colored half-sleeved gown said, "The shopkeeper?"

Old Lu: "Uh, two guest officers?"

"We want a private room."

Old Lu couldn't turn his head around: "You mean private rooms? Uh, there are some. Then why do you—"

"Lu Yin?"

Old Lu patted the counter: "Hey, yes!"

"Is the ID card okay?"

Old Lu: "..."

Lin Ning, who was wearing a green lotus-colored half-sleeved long dress, took out the transformed ID card from his purse, and gave him a smile that was as cool as a mountain spring in the forest this summer: "The boss is so humorous."

Old Lu: "..." Of course I forgave him, who told him to be so good-looking.

Old Lu wiped his face. At first he wanted to ask whether he was filming a TV series or a movie, but when he asked the man in the cloud-white wide-sleeved long coat to take a look, he let out a dry "uh" and swallowed the words go back.I also want to be full of momentum and deep into the play.

Lin Ning blinked, but said nothing.

When he got to the private room, Lin Ning raised his thumbs up to Taoist Hui: "Master is so majestic that ordinary people dare not look directly at him."

The Taoist raised his eyebrows slightly: "Don't think that I can't hear you teasing your teacher."

Lin Ning said solemnly: "There is only ridicule hidden in the praise."

Respondent: "..."

At this moment, the pitcher plant that followed in but was not noticed by old Ludo was stunned for a while, then jumped onto the chair according to the memory of his body, and put the earphones on his head.

Then, slid down.

Nepenthes: "???"

The White Queen has also shown her real body. In the past period of time, she has taken on the heavy responsibility of sorting out the context of this parallel world, and has regained the financial power. Otherwise, they would have to come to the Internet cafe quietly, or never A gold ingot was taken out of the purse to pay the bill.

cough.

Having said that, seeing the White Queen appear, Lin Ning first settled down to Taoist and Nepenthes.As for the pitcher plant, after asking its opinion, I found an insect documentary for it, made the earphones stick to its ears, and took out a bucket of fried cicadas from the universe in its sleeve to make it a little bit Nest on the single sofa and eat while watching.

To Taoist Hui, Lin Ning roughly explained what kind of "magic weapon" a computer is, and playfully found an elementary computer literacy course to teach her master.

The Taoist replied with a deep look at her.

Lin Ning grinned.

Hui Taoist finally snorted softly, and still figured out how to use the computer and other sub-devices by himself.

The filial disciple Ning Ze turned around and started talking with the White Queen about the context of this parallel world.In Liaozhai World, there is a three-world network, but this is not inconsistent with their vacations in other parallel worlds, so as tourists, it is still necessary for them to go to the countryside to do as the Romans do, just like they once went to a new parallel world.

After the two of them finished talking, Lin Ning secretly rubbed the online game called Jiansan, also known as Jisan, that was called to the attention of the White Queen, everything was ready.Hui Daoren actually read the history of the development of the Internet very seriously and understood its significance. Obviously, he did so more because of Lin Ning.

Lin Ning was very moved, and then enthusiastically Amway her master to play games.

The White Queen could not help but glance at her.

Lin Ning shrugged slightly.

The Taoist replied sharply: "It's full of bad water."

Lin Ning was not ashamed but proud: "Master, you are so right. I actually wanted to write "Lu Dongbin's Three Plays of White Peony" by myself."

The Taoist replied: "...Just play and play."

Sure enough, the thick-skinned one wins.

Little did she know that after the White Queen knew that this parallel world was a descendant of a parallel world that Lin Ning had traveled through, she searched for "Jia Tanchun" in the vast network data.This name will never be bypassed in modern history. There are a lot of more serious materials, not to mention various related materials that are not so serious and textual. Among them, film and television dramas account for a considerable part.

As a modern great man, over a hundred years after the birth of the movie, there have been filmmakers shooting her as the theme one after another. Some of them are more serious, but more ambiguous and agitated as Lin Ning said to the system before.The ambiguous objects range from the former King of Heling Kingdom, to the batch of face heads sent by the Liang Dynasty, to Emperor Qiyuan Tuze, and even before they got married, they can all make up a childhood sweetheart.

The White Queen accepted it silently, without revealing anything on the surface.

As for the party who was infinitely fancied, Lin Ning was sitting in a row with Hui Daoist and entered Jiansan.

Before logging into the game, Taoist Hui knew that Lin Ning, an apprentice, was uneasy and kind, but he never expected that he saw his own name on the game introduction interface:

In the fourth year of Chang'an (704 A.D.), Lu Dongbin established Chunyang Temple in Huashan, Xiyue, under the imperial court.After Xuanzong ascended the throne, Chunyang achieved greater development.

It was nothing at first, but Lin Ning said convincingly at the side: "This does not respect historical facts. Master, you were born in the 14th year of Tang Dezong's Zhenyuan, which is 798 AD. This is mentioned here for more than a hundred years." It's been a long time. But master, I read the records that said that when you were born, the room was full of strange fragrance, and white cranes flew into the tent, but it was true?"

Respondent: "!"

Daoist Hui is still Taoist Hui, he was stunned for a few moments and then came back to his senses: "Is this what you have seen and heard from the other three thousand worlds?"

Lin Ning nodded: "Almost."

The Taoist frowned: "Don't be vague."

Lin Ning puffed his face: "I don't have it. I mean, I haven't seen you in person in other small worlds, but I have only heard about your legends, and that small worlds have demons and ghosts as well as gods and Buddhas. As a Taoist The founder of the mainstream Quanzhen sect has many believers, but with the development of the times, believers are often regarded as superstitious. Superstition, do you know what it means?"

The Taoist replied indifferently: "Believe it or not."

Lin Ning laughed: "You are right."

The Taoist asked again: "Is this small world right?"

Lin Ning immediately understood: "Master, you are really perceptive. This small world has a mystical color, but it is negligible. And do you want to play this game? Of course I want to choose the Chunyang faction. How about you, Master?"

Without waiting for the Taoist to answer, Lin Ning turned to look at the White Queen again: "Honey, how about you?" But when she saw the dense data on the screen, she let out a "huh" and stopped disturbing the White Queen to enter the data world. Also missed the opportunity to know what the White Queen was absorbing.

Hui Taoist's eyes fell on the introduction of Chunyang Sect, "The current head is Li Wangsheng, he and Lu Dongbin's other four disciples Zhuo Fengming, Shangguan Boyu, Yu Rui, and Qi Jin are collectively known as" The five sons of Chunyang'."

Lin Ning's hands were flying on the keyboard. She had only played this game for a while before, but she didn't go deep into it. The memory fragments were almost dusty. After digging them out, she had to compare them with the official information. "Ah, in fact, Chunyangzi also has another apprentice named Xie Yunliu. He is a great apprentice, because he was involved in the vortex of imperial power and was angered by the king. Because of this, he had a misunderstanding with Chunyangzi, thinking that Chunyangzi was going to hand him over to him. In order to preserve the Chunyang faction, he accidentally injured Chunyangzi with grief and anger, and then defected to Dongying, and he was the only one in the group."

"Well--"

The Taoist replied angrily: "What do you think? Could it be that you have developed a feeling of respect for such a game character?"

"I don't love the house and the black." Lin Ning absolutely respects the teacher with all his heart. "I originally wanted to ask Master to broaden your horizons, relax your mind, and show your filial piety."

The Taoist shook his head slightly: "I see you as a teacher because you want to be happy as a teacher."

Lin Ning asked for completeness: "Master, what you say is what it is."

Respondent: "..."

He had never seen such a brazen person!

Then again, Lin Ning did make fun of her master, but it was also true to let the Taoist Hui relax, which made her almost teach the Taoist Hui how to play games.

It can be said that from the first step of registration, she began to work hard.

Usernames can be random or come up with your own.

However, it is impossible for Taoist Hui to use his real name.

Lin Ning: "Look at mine."

She hasn't forgotten the coding she has learned before. Although it was a bit unfamiliar at first, she soon found a familiar feeling, and no matter what the game maintenance team of Jianwangsan thought, it was like entering the back garden of her own home. After modifying the code, a Chunyang disciple with the name "Lv Dongbin" appeared in Xinshou Village soon - Lin Ning even arranged to pinch his face so that "Lv Dongbin", a Chunyang disciple, looked a bit like her master .

During this period, Hui Taoist looked at the official information and supplemented the information of the Chunyang School.

Inevitably, he glanced at the materials of the six personal disciples, and then said, whether on purpose or not, "He can be called a wise eye."

Lin Ning didn't even raise his head: "You mean Chunyangzi? Let me see that what you said is very pertinent. Chunyangzi has a broad heart, teaches students according to their aptitude, is kind, and teaches well. Otherwise, there would not be so many apprentices, but Among these many direct disciples, except Xie Yunliu who left the sect due to misunderstanding and his own rebellion, the other five disciples have no gaps in life, and they will carry forward the Chunyang faction."

The Taoist replied coldly: "Are you implying that the teacher is not broad-minded or loving?"

Lin Ning's expression didn't change: "Master, why didn't you say that you didn't teach according to your aptitude? That's right, you are only my apprentice, and I stuck to it myself, otherwise you would still be as freehand and romantic as before.

Don't stare at me, Tu'er wants to say that you don't have to compare yourself with Chun Yangzi, you are emotionally restrained and not good at expressing, but this does not prevent Tu'er from loving you.In short, what kind of pot should be matched with what kind of cover for us master and apprentice. "

Lin Ning was talking, and her hands didn't stop. She even created her own account, called "Shiguangzi", and she was also a disciple of Chunyang. "Come on, master, this apprentice is here to take you out of Xinshou Village."

Taoist Hui is actually very curious. He is full of desire to explore magic tools like computers, and games too. Otherwise, Lin Ning would not play it even if his mouth is worn out.Hearing this, he gently put down the previous unspeakable topic, moved closer to the screen, and raised eyebrows: "Why are you higher than mine?"

Lin Ning said confidently: "Because I'm good at using the keyboard."

The Taoist replied coldly, "It's not stupid to be a teacher."

Lin Ning giggled, she was actually cheating.

After staying in Xinshou Village for a while, and letting the Hui Taoist familiarize himself with the game and keyboard application, Lin Ning took the Hui Taoist to Chunyang Palace with bad intentions.Along the way, many players were stunned at such a player with the word "Lu Dongbin" on his head, this is unscientific!

For some unknown reason, I thought he was the new planner of the game group, like "Young man, I think you have a very good bone, do you want to climb the fairyland with me" or something.

It turned out that this was a player, and immediately shouted that it was impossible, even a krypton gold player would not be able to achieve such an effect.

Instead, it is "picking up photons", which is not so eye-catching.

At this time, on the World Channel, someone was looking for someone to form a team to play the dungeon of "The Ruins of the Divine Martial Arts in the Palace".The big boss of this dungeon is Xie Yunliu. The access player level is 70, and the team size can be 25 or [-] people. This dungeon is one of the more popular dungeons of Jiansan, and it involves the past grievances of the Pure Yang faction.

Lin Ning rolled his eyes, "Master, let's go and have a look."

The Taoist asked, "Do you want to form a team with them?"

Lin Ning said: "Our level is not enough now, let's go and have a look."

The Taoist Hui was still groping, and upon hearing the words, he said in a very principled way: "Then the level is enough to go, it's just why there are so many flashy martial arts methods in the Chunyang School?"

Lin Ning shrugged and said, "Master, haven't you read the introduction of Chunyang martial arts?" The Taiji aura is consistent in offense and defense, and can advance and retreat freely. Follow the enemy's strength and the enemy's weakness, let nature take its course, and respond to all changes with self-restraint. Taiji aura? This follows where.

Besides, even if Chunyang Swordplay is loaded, it is impossible to faithfully restore the moves of Chunyang Swordplay, not to mention that the game developer cannot find the sword manual of Chunyang Swordplay. "

The Taoist thought for a moment and said, "Then remember to load it."

Lin Ning thought for a while and said: "When I go back and buy the copyright from the game developer, and then adapt it according to the situation in our world, I will remember to load it."

The Taoist replied: "Yes."

Lin Ning touched his nose: "All right."

Then she used the reason of attracting the attention of the game administrators to ask Hui Taoist with the name "Lu Dongbin" to enter the copy of "Shenwu Ruins in the Palace".

The one who shouted on the World Channel earlier had already formed a ten-man team to fight on a normal scale.

This temporary team obviously didn't cooperate properly. When fighting the final boss Xie Yunliu, Xie Yunliu was quickly ordered to be wiped out by the group.

At the last moment, two people who should not have come in came in.

What's more, the name "Lu Dongbin" seems to have stimulated the big boss Xie Yunliu.

Xie Yunliu, who was originally cool and domineering, knelt down.

[Team] Armstrong Rotary Cannon: Oh my god, is there a bug in the dungeon?

[Team] Loyal dog Hachiko: I searched for him thousands of times in the public, but Master and Father are in that dimly lit place, abuse and abuse!

[Team] Kidney Xuzi: Call the master!Call the master!Call the master!Say important things three times!

[Team] There is a girl named Xiaoxiu: This Lu Zu is so immortal!Come lick.

[Team] Hidden Sword in the Crotch: Is it just me who see that they are players?And it's still a player who is less than level [-].So no matter how you look at it, it's a BUG, ​​right?No, even if there is a bug on the player's side, shouldn't the senior brother react like this?This is clearly touching the scene.Could it be that the rumored NPC in the game will generate intelligence, isn't it just a rumor?

[Team] My Seventh Uncle: Why are you taking screenshots?Hurry up and be stunned!

Well, this will at least be a hot thread.

In fact, there is no need for them to take screenshots, there are pictures to tell the truth, Jiansan game administrators have realized that the game has a man-made BUG, ​​their server load is too large, and the data is redundant, but the number of players has not reached the peak at the moment ah.

When the hot posts appeared in the forum, the game administrators were stunned after reading it.

When I went to the background to check the data, I found that everything was intact, and the two players seemed to appear out of thin air.No, they failed to find the data of those two players, but there are pictures and truth, and it is not P's, because there are many players who have seen the player running around under the name of Lu Zu.

What a ghost!

No, the scientific explanation is that they were hacked.

But what are hackers doing if they have nothing to do?Do you have nothing to do?

No matter how big the brain hole is, it can be said that intelligence was born in the game, which led to the appearance of such BUG.Isn't there still a web article that writes about someone traveling to the game?Or went to another different world with game equipment?Could it be that those two players had such unreasonable experiences because of this?

This looks like a suspense drama can be written.

But this seems to hit the truth a little bit, whether it's the intelligent part or the different world part.

And the game development team didn't connect this strange incident with the fact that someone wanted to buy the copyright of their game.This is something later, let's look at the moment.

Lin Ning watched the hot posts on the forum with great interest, and got a deep look from Taoist Hui.

She is very fearless.

At this moment, the White Queen has also collected enough data, and the screen has become normal, and it is playing the current big production, the large-scale TV series "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix", the protagonist is Jia Tanchun who Lin Ning has done, and in the history books It also left behind a bright and colorful Mingjun Tuze.

Seeing Lin Ning and Taoist Hui come over, the White Queen gave a brief introduction.

Lin Ning folded his arms around his chest and added, "Jia Tanchun is my previous identity during training."

The Taoist frowned: "You and Naluoshizi Tuze—"

Lin Ning was very calm: "No."

The Taoist replied: "It doesn't come from nothing."

Lin Ning retorted: "Then you never had six apprentices."

The Taoist was dumbfounded, and Pian Linning said, "But those eighty or ninety faces are indeed true."

The White Queen added: "It's written in the recent history books."

Respondent: "!"

After a moment of silence, the Taoist replied with a slight sigh: "Dragon nature is obscene." He seemed to be able to understand this historical fact.

Lin Ning: "..."

The White Queen asked in a sophisticated tone: "Are you driven by instinct?"

Lin Ning: "..." She knew it clearly, it was clearly intentional!

Nepenthes has already ate up a bucket of fried cicadas for an insect documentary, and they don't really understand what they are talking about, and they don't care much about it.

I don’t know that Lin Ning has a sense of grief and indignation when he hunts geese all day long, but is pecked by geese. You know, even when she looks at “Jia Tanchun” and “Tu Ze” on the screen, she can’t make her feel this way .

It is worth mentioning that the actor who plays "Jia Tanchun" in this TV series just looks a bit like the king of the United Kingdom of the Malay Archipelago with portraits and photos left in the world, but his temperament is quite different.

From Lin Ning's point of view, it's overly hypocritical, a bit contrived, but lacks a bit of charm. Fortunately, the whole script is fictional. In contrast, it's really nothing if the actors have no form and no spirit.

It's just, "You guys really enjoy watching it?"

The Taoist replied with a half-smile: "It's rare that you still have a bit of shame."

Lin Ning smiled slightly: "Master, if I were you, I would definitely feel the sorrow of the rabbit dying."

Lu Dongbin is also a celebrity, isn't he?

There are also various film and television dramas, so come and hurt each other.

Only the White Queen is alone.

The White Queen remained silent, watching with relish.

·

In the Internet cafe, they just tasted it. This vacation will not end so hastily. Lin Ning has to tell Taoist to be corrupted by modern technology.

But Hui Taoist has adapted very quickly to the modern society. To a certain extent, he has already been able to do many things that modern technology can do with Taoism and immortality, but it's just not so colorful.

Lin Ning served as a tour guide for him for two days, so he didn't need Lin Ning to follow him anymore. Lin Ning also had other things to do, so he didn't follow him anymore.

Other things here, such as the Liaozhai World Transformation Sword III game, the multi-sects also need to be changed, race settings and so on must be added, and her master must be satisfied, right?Of course, even if Lin Ning didn't follow, she could still catch a glimpse from the ubiquitous cameras, and saw her master go to the bookstore and choose hundreds of books.

Lin Ning smacked his lips: "I have to remind my master not to use the money in his sleeves. Uh-my master has a copy of "Journey to the West" now. It's a pity that "Lu Dongbin's Three Plays of White Peony" is not sold in bookstores."

The White Queen tilted her head: "I have searched for movies and TV dramas with the two of them as the protagonists."

Lin Ning was about to grin, but he heard the White Queen continue: "There are far less movies and TV dramas with you as the protagonist. Congratulations, Emilia."

Lin Ning: "..."