The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

The other party was obviously also online, and replied with a smiling emoji.

Nan Shi is now in a fight with him, he is not soft at all, you smile and I smile too, good young people in the new century don't swear, give you a smile and experience it yourself!

Guo Xingxian, who was watching from around her scarf: ...? ? ?

Nan Shi responded with a smile and replied with great joy, Guo Xingxian called after a phone call: "...What are you doing? How did you get into a fight with someone?"

"It's nothing." Nan Shi chuckled, and he replied casually, but now he was pissed off by the smiling expression: "It's just not pleasing to the eye, if you meet someone who insists that the water foam is an old pit glass, you will not be popular." big?"

"And what he's talking about is your goddess." Nan Shi added leisurely: "The horoscope he put out is arranged according to the official birthday of your goddess. It's not wrong, but the interpretation is wrong. Put it here to mislead fans. Woolen cloth."

Guo Xingxian was silent for a while: "...fuck, hang up!"

Nan Shi hung up the phone, the phone vibrated, he looked down and swiped, it was fine, and he smiled again.

【Nanchen Pavilion: Smile.jpg】

【Qingsongguan Gu Daochang: Smile.jpg】

I have to say that Nanshi is still very persevering. Just relying on smiles and people to return to dozens of floors, some netizens have already paid attention to it, and it is not a big deal to watch the excitement:

【Fight up, fight up! 】

【Melon Seed Peanut Chocolate Instant Noodles! 】

[Is there a cat?Come on cat! 】

[The front row sells the puppet Persian Garfield silver gradient. 】

There are also smart netizens who clicked on Nanshi's bib. Nanshi's bib has hardly been in business. There are only a few messages with photos of antique jewelry in it, which were sent when he first bought Nanchen Pavilion. Anyway, it doesn't matter. No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with fortune-telling.

【what's going on?Laymen don't bring shame on themselves, okay? 】

[I just smiled and didn't speak. 】

[Squatting down a Gu Daochang slaps his face on the spot. 】

[Squatting together. 】

After replying with a smile on Nanshi's head, he clicked on Daoist Gu's scarf and took a look around. The other party is obviously a very active account. Today, he retweeted which Taoist immortal's way to celebrate his life, and tomorrow he will point out which netizen hits with robbery. The day after tomorrow Just tell a little story and talk about what retribution will be for doing bad things and harming the virtues. This is still normal. This Taoist leader can be said to be active in the front line of the entertainment industry. Whenever someone has an accident, he must mess with others. The horoscope comes to 818, and there is no sarcasm or sigh.

Of course, there will definitely be celebrity fans who will come to slap him, but what he said still looks good, and he knows to code the key information. Generally, he will only say that it is [a certain celebrity], and he never names him. Coupled with the presence of a few divine prophecies, this Taoist leader has never met an opponent since his debut, and has won many battles.

Look up the number of fans, good guy, more than 100 million.

Nan Shi took a closer look. In fact, most of the other party's predictions were quite accurate. I don't know if they were fooled or what. Wrong, the answer is right.Today's comment on the female star is even more outrageous, and the answer is not even right.

In addition to these, this man really seems to be a good Taoist priest who is very educated, talks about "science" and persuades people to be good.

The phone vibrated, and the other party replied again. Nan Shi had already prepared his own smiling emoticon package, but the other party replied with a picture. Nan Shi became curious—good guy, a huge smiling face.

Nan Shi smiled, and replied with the system's default smile as usual.

Responding to all kinds of changes with the same, I will piss you off!

The other party finally couldn't help it anymore, and the next time they replied to Nan Shi, there was a text: [This fellow Taoist, if you think I'm wrong, can you tell me where I am wrong? 】

【Nanchen Pavilion: Smile.jpg】

【Gu Daochang: ...】

The people who eat melons are booming and in a trance: [Gu Daochang is actually deflated, I can cross one item off my bucket list! 】

【Ye Qing is back! 】

[It turns out that as long as you live long enough, you can see everything! 】

[Okay, this kind of blood-eating steamed buns should have such a fucking day! @南晨阁 is right, why isn't the studio doing anything? !Let this idiot slander our sister! 】

Gradually, fans also joined this building to fight, and Daoist Gu stopped replying to Nan Shi. This time it's not a reply, it's a private message.

Daoist Gu paid attention to Nan Shi, and sent him a private message, which contained a huge smiley emoji and accompanying text: [Fellow Daoist, if you think I have a problem, you can directly explain where I am wrong, instead of just sticking around. Send me smiley emoticons. 】

[Nanchen Pavilion: You started first, smile.jpg]

[Gu Daochang: Then we agreed not to post it together, okay?smile.jpg]

【Nanchen Pavilion: Okay, no problem.smile.jpg]

On the other side of reality, Gu Daochang in Qingsongguan almost dropped his phone!He is also a young man in his early twenties, but he was raised in a Taoist temple since he was a child, and his seniority is quite high. Wherever he goes, he is called a series of 'little uncle' and 'uncle master'.

Someone knocked on the door: "Uncle Shi, Master invites you to go over for evening class!"

Gu Daochang cursed and said: "Tell me to my senior brother that I won't go! Today is the time when I watch life and death in Qingsong! I must break up with the other party and understand!"

The other party: "..." Well, the little uncle scolded people on the Internet again.

He was tired of hearing such words.

Daoist Gu held back his anger, and replied to that damned Nanchen Pavilion: [Fellow Daoist? 】

Nan Shi looked at it, it was very good, this time he didn't have a smiling expression, he just swore in his heart that if the other party dared to send him a smile again, even if he didn't sleep today, he would return the other party's scarf about the horoscope one by one , His face was full of flowers!

As for the fortune-telling retribution?

Nan Shi has already set up a small incense burner by his side - the one that Professor Zhou just sent back yesterday. It's not easy to burn incense for Tiandao's father because he will be too shivering, and it's better to get a washbasin and put it on.

As for the gas, Nan Shi asked Qingying to add some buffs to it. With the buffs, it wouldn't rust so quickly.

When good things are put on the shelf, I always feel that something is missing, and I have to use it to know its goodness.

"You are my dear father! I quarrel with others just to correct your reputation. How can you be so wise, omniscient and omnipotent to reward this kind of person for dinner? No way! He is just ruining your reputation." reputation!"

Good boy Nanshi smiled and said.

The seventeen or eighteen sticks of incense were burning, and the plume of smoke went straight up to the roof, and then dissipated in the air, leaving only a bit of dense fragrance.

[Nanchen Pavilion: Don't say anything else, first check if this horoscope belongs to someone else? 】

[Gu Daochang: Why not?Isn't the official information all written? 】

【Nanchen Pavilion: ... Goodbye.jpg】

[Nanchen Pavilion: Why don't you do some calculations before you speak. 】

Nan Shi felt that he had guessed very well. This Daoist Gu should be similar to him before. He has learned a lot, knows a little about everything, and is weak in a certain item, and then he took something out to pretend to be aggressive. One pass, the answer is calculated in other ways.

Anyway, ordinary people can't understand it. According to Baidu search, it is very good if you can understand the meaning of a superficial star entering the palace.

[Gu Daochang: ...? ! 】

【Wait. 】

Nan Shi poured himself a cup of tea with a smile, and told Qingying and the others to pack up and prepare to close the door. He still opened the scarf to read the comments and differences.

[I guess @南晨阁 is the envious man's blood steamed bun is delicious, right?Doesn't this bite @青松观少道长?A dog bites a dog, and a mouthful of hair. 】

[@南晨阁: As we all know, you will be fined for walking your dog without a leash. 】

[The standard is to be strict with others, but to be lenient with yourself, right? @谷道长I've seen his scarf, every day he persuades people to be kind, and he drinks human blood so sweetly! 】

[@南晨阁: Then what are you doing here?Looking at the scenery?Your hobby is so special! 】

Nan Shi didn't bother to reply one by one, so he said directly to Wudi: [He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry...Okay, I'll tell you for you, let's break up. 】

People who eat melons: ...Damn it! @南晨阁 He is so good at swearing!No, I have to go back!

Wait, didn't Nanchen Pavilion come to hate Daoist Gu?Why did you start to speak for Daoist Gu all of a sudden? !

They still want to reply, click submit, and the scarf prompts: This comment has been deleted.

Oh!Gu Daochang deleted the comment!

In reality, Gu Daochang looked at the hexagram sign on the table with an embarrassed face, this birthday is really fake!

When he replied to the message today, he happened to be eating, so he didn't think much about it. He casually arranged his horoscope based on the information and started pointing out the country. In the end, he hit the muzzle of a gun and was seen by others!

He still wanted to count someone in Nanshi again, so he shook the lottery for a long while, and finally dropped a red-headed lottery, saying: Look at the flowers in the mirror!

What does it mean? ——Looking at the flowers in the mirror, fishing for the moon in the water, all in vain!Forget it!You can't figure it out!

Gu Daochang: ...the other party is really a big boss.

[Gu Daochang: ... I deleted it, it was my mistake. 】

【Nanchen Pavilion: Smile.jpg】

Daoist Gu originally wanted to scold me for not posting a smiley emoji, but now he didn’t dare to scold him anymore, and honestly sent a message on his bib to apologize and admit his mistake, and donated [-] to charity A screenshot of the payment is attached.

This release will naturally be ridiculed by the netizens, but Daoist Gu didn't care about it, and poked the boss carefully: [Boss, how did you know that this date is not real? 】

As soon as he finished posting, he slapped himself on the forehead - what else, the other party must have figured it out too!He is not the only one who knows how to tell a fortune teller!He hurriedly wanted to withdraw it, but suddenly found that the scarf did not have the function of withdrawing it, so he could only bite the bullet and add another sentence: [How can you tell from the horoscope? 】

[Nanchen Pavilion: ...?I don’t have much to look at, just look at it and you’ll know. 】

【Gu Daochang: ...】

Damn talent flow!Daoist Gu has a sense of helplessness towards his senior brother. His talent in metaphysics is considered good, but he is still not as good as his senior brother. It is similar to a math test where he can directly answer the questions. The process is omitted. Don’t ask, just ask. At first glance, the answer is 2, if there is no reason, it is 2!

Asking his senior brother to calculate the reasoning process, his senior brother was stumped instead: "...There is no process, just look at it and you will know."

How similar!

He realized it!He's going to find his senior brother to fight against Nanchen Pavilion now!

——Of course, just kidding, if his senior brother knows that he has used public tools for private use to tell fortunes to others, it is a mistake, he must throw him to kneel in front of the Sanqing Patriarch for ten days and a half months.

What else can we do?

Gu Daochang humiliated and chose to add Nanchen Pavilion as a friend.

***

Sure enough, fighting with people is the only choice to vent your emotions. Nanshi beat Daoist Gu and netizens, and he felt refreshed. His waist didn't hurt and his shoulders didn't hurt anymore. Thinking of Chi You didn't give him a headache anymore. Hurry home and share the scarf with Chi You!

He smiled and left a message under the announcement of the female star's accident, roughly that he could be contacted for fortune-telling, so he happily took off his scarf, packed his things and went home.

Seeing that Nanshi came home early today, Chi You was a little curious: "It's early today?"

Nan Shi froze, he looked at Chi You, and said with burning eyes: "Because I don't see you for a day, it's like three autumns, and I miss you so much, I wish I could stay with you every day... Oh, it hurts!"

Chi You unceremoniously took the fan and gave it to Nan Shi: "You should take care of your mouth."

"The senior brother doesn't like to listen, so I won't talk about it." Nan Shi touched his forehead and said casually.

Chi You didn't hit hard, and the pain passed after a while. He smiled and asked people to serve the food, and then happily talked about what he had seen today.

After Chi You listened, he looked at Nan Shi with strange eyes: "Your place is very lively these days."

"Brother, what are you saying that everyone comes to your door? There are too many things?" Nan Shi said, "It's okay? We have a scientific theory here... It's more complicated. Entering a family', what kind of person I am, what kind of person I naturally attract, there is a definite number in the dark. Shall I change his life?"

"If something like this really happens, I'll just change it to where he died suddenly."

Chi You smiled softly, and looked at Nan Shi with gentle eyes. He knew that Nan Shi had listened to his words, and he couldn't help feeling a bit childish: "Very good."

"Senior brother praises me and doesn't reward me with something?" Nan Shi shamelessly begged for the reward.

Chi You nodded, and twirled the jade fan in his hand: "Have you finished eating? Come with me to the study after eating. If you answered correctly, it doesn't matter if I reward you with something."

Nan Shi: ...That's right, I forgot about the exam.

"Then what, brother, I'm going to change clothes first... Oh yes, I still have something to do, I haven't finished arguing with others yet, I'll go and finish arguing with others first..." Before Nan Shi finished speaking, he saw the jade fan Pressed on his lips, the jade fan was cold and moist, like a beautiful woman's slender fingers.

Chi You raised his eyebrows with a smile, and patted Nan Shi's face with the jade fan: "No need, I've prepared it on the side, Qinghe, take the young master there to change."

Qinghe suppressed a smile and replied: "Yes, young master, please come with your slaves."

Nan Shi was dragged away with an aggrieved face.

Chi You pressed the jade fan to his jaw, looking at Nan Shi's dejected back, he always felt that the 'children can be taught' just now should be his own illusion.

Nan Shi went to the side room to take a shower before going to Chi You's side for the exam. He was not wrong too much, only one or two bars.

Chi You told Nanshi to stretch out his hand, and as usual, he would be fined a few times if he made a mistake. Nanshi was famous for his teacher, and Nanshi didn't dare to disobey, so he could only ask in a low voice to call in another place: "I still have to open the door for business tomorrow, can you?" No thugs? Brother, can you go to another place to fight?"

Chi You was noncommittal, and he held the pitch-black and shiny ruler in his hand. The black and white were so distinct that it was almost shocking. He raised his hand slightly, and landed on Nan Shi's thigh lightly. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Nan Shi, as if he was asking Can it work in the south?

Nan Shi really didn't dare to let Chi You hit him on the thigh, if there was any reaction, he might not be able to leave this room today - the one who was beaten to death: "Slap him on the back."

Chi You disagreed. The skin on the back is thin, which is the most important part of a person. Which one of the spinal cord meridians can be damaged at will?He didn't argue with Nan Shi any more, there was still some content to teach today, so he stretched out his hand to hold Nan Shi's arm, twisted it lightly, and Nan Shi was turned around, and he didn't hold back his hand after a few times of the ruler fell down.

He originally wanted to hit Nan Shi's thigh, but when the ruler fell down, he walked up by some coincidence and landed on the most fleshy part of his back.

He struck very fast, almost finishing it in a few breaths, and let go of Nan Shi.

Nan Shi was stunned at the first blow, and when the burning pain was uploaded from his flesh to his brain, he felt his brain was buzzing, and he couldn't control his expression for a moment when Chi You let him go , fever in the base of the ear.

He slowly adjusted his expression, and while Chi You couldn't see him at this moment, he bit the tip of his tongue, calmed down, and complained in his mouth: "...Brother, why did you spank my ass?!"

"Otherwise?" Chi You is not surprised, he has never beaten Nanshi's private parts, and he has never been beaten a few times in his life when he came to Nanshi. It is normal to have some shame - it is just that his skin is thinner than he imagined Some.

With a long finger, he said: "Go and sit down, hold your heart and keep your heart."

This means that Nan Shi was asked to sit cross-legged, and Nan Shi rubbed his wounds. He didn't dare to look at Chi You any more, so he hurried to sit down—fortunately, he just took a bath and was still in the sage time.

Chi You didn't come up, but stood on the edge of the long slump, and the ruler in his hand fell on Nan Shi's shoulder: "Close your eyes, memorize. "Pingbo Sutra."

This Nanshi remembered, it was one of the scriptures that Chi You had memorized for him before, and I don’t know what happened, other things Nanshi forgot very quickly, but he remembered these mysterious and abstruse Swagger Mountain scriptures very clearly, so there is no need for Chi You Reminding something, I opened my mouth to start the first paragraph: "No worries about learning. The only difference is how far apart...①"

I don't know why, but when he carried his back, he felt that something was different, a cool feeling came from his shoulders, the voice in his mouth became lower and lower, but the voice in his heart became louder and louder .

The heart is like the sea, and the thoughts are like ripples, but at this time, a sea-pacifying needle has fallen on it, and it penetrates into it, calming the sea and calming the waves.

Standing on one side, Chi You also closed his eyes and meditated silently. After guiding Nan Shi to enter, he withdrew his ruler. Seeing Nan Shi sitting in meditation calmly, he turned and left without disturbing him.

Nan Shi recently had a lot of distracting thoughts in his mind for some reason, and Chi You didn't care what he was like. This "Pingbo Sutra" was cultivated to reflect his state of mind, so he could just ask him to practice more.

It's not that he doesn't want him to be active, but he's afraid that if he thinks too much in the south, he will accumulate himself if he overturns like a mountain.

The child who has been brought up with great difficulty naturally has to consider all aspects for him.

***

When he woke up the next day, Nan Shi only felt that he had slept extraordinarily deeply this time, as if he was relieved from a heavy load, and even his body became a lot lighter. Even though it was raining outside, he thought the rain was lovely.

He slept in the side room of Chi You's courtyard. It's not that he hasn't slept before, and he doesn't think it's strange. He asked someone to come over and change his clothes before going to the main house to greet Chi You. Chi You didn't ask anything, but ordered He practiced the "Pingbo Sutra" several times a day and let him go to Nanchen Pavilion.

Nanshi held up a 48-strand purple bamboo umbrella. This umbrella was the one he bought before passing Xingxian. He couldn't use it at first, but Qinglan handed it over, and he didn't pay attention. He felt that he could use it so he didn't bother Changed.

The rain was like cotton, and it fell lightly on the umbrella surface, covering the thousands of miles of mountains and rivers with a thin layer of mist, making the painting on the umbrella surface even more ethereal and lively.

This rain comes and goes, and occasionally the sun will come out, which is a rare sun rain.

Because of the rain, the number of tourists has also been greatly reduced.

As usual, Nanshi went to Nanchen Pavilion and ordered milk tea and egg waffles to make desserts, then went to the warehouse and found two large boxes of beads. He felt very comfortable watching the rain, so he wanted to hang a string of beads in the house. It is also good to listen to the movement and imitate the sound of rain.

Qing Lan said with a smile: "Slaves, come and wear it!"

Nan Shi shook his head and said, "No, I'll do it myself... If I don't practice these skills for a long time, I will regress, and I'm not in a hurry to use them, just for fun."

That being the case, it is not easy for the second daughter to talk anymore.

Not long after, an old man walked in quickly, patted the moisture on his body, and asked loudly, "Boss, does your family sell umbrellas?"

"Sorry, no." Nan Shi looked outside and saw that it was raining again, he said with a straightened eyebrow, "If you don't mind it, you can hide from the rain at my house before leaving."

"Okay! Thank you!" The old man replied.

Qingying sent him hot tea and towels for his use.

The old man felt a little uncomfortable after drinking tea and using a towel, and then looked at the handsome young man in the side room who was concentrating on wearing beads, and walked to the counter with some embarrassment to look at things.

He was warmly entertained, so he couldn't leave empty-handed.

After looking at it, he saw some way out, he beckoned and said, "Hello, can I have a look at that incense burner?"

What he was referring to was the censer that was lit in the corner - Nan Shi didn't bother to put it back on the side shelf after lighting the incense yesterday, so he put it in the main hall. Today Qinglan thought he wanted to continue using it, so she Burn incense inside.

Nan Shi just finished putting on a string of curtains, he got up and loosened his waist, and went out to greet him, "Of course it's possible."

He walked into the counter, took out a piece of flannelette and spread it on the counter, then turned around and took the incense burner on it, and prepared another pair of gloves and put it aside: "Please."

The old man's eyes were almost shining, he couldn't wait to put on his gloves and picked up the incense burner, carefully turning it in his hands: "This... this incense burner is well thought out! Looking at the line, it's a good guy!"

Nan Shi smiled and said, "It's not bad."

The old man looked at Nan Shi and thought that he was indeed the boss. Although he was young, his face was watertight. He deliberately wanted to praise the incense burner so that the boss could see through it, but he didn't expect Nan Shi to stand still. pushed back.

Does he know the value of this thing?

As soon as the old man got started, he sighed in his heart that the pearl was covered with dust, such a good thing was left like this, and there was still incense in it!

"Then, is the boss willing to part with this incense burner?" The old man asked, "I like it, as long as the price is not outrageous."

Nan Shi directly refused: "Sorry, I've seen enough later, and I plan to send it to the museum. If you really like it, just get started now."

Old man: ... Good guy, are young people playing antiques so arrogant now?

Tens of millions and hundreds of millions of things are just given away to the museum? !

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It’s fixed, it’s fixed, and I’ll make up for it tomorrow with an update of [-] words X sorry sorry sorry