The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

As a landlord who has been dead for hundreds of years and was willing to do good things, build bridges and pave roads, he became a first-class citizen in the underworld. The Underworld has developed rapidly and has become addicted to holographic games in recent years.

Not to mention, playing games is really wonderful. Landlord Bo feels that he has become younger, and even his appearance has been replaced by his youngest appearance because the old man is not good at playing games.

Today, he is still exchanging contact information with his husband in the 187th game. Waiting for the face-to-face, he just opened the game cabin and saw his smart butler standing aside, saying: "Your friend 'Old Green Tea' requests to contact you You make a video call."

"Pick it up." Bo Yue took out a towel and wiped off the seven-colored hair for herself, and wiped off all the nutrient solution on it. A screen jumped out in midair, revealing the face of a coquettish slut. The other party bit her Giggling his lips: "Old Bo, you haven't gone back to your lair yet?"

"Huh? If you have something to say, fart it!" Bo Yue wouldn't bother to talk to him if it wasn't for the fact that he and she have been neighbors for hundreds of years: "Young yin and yang are weird."

"Okay, okay~" The flirtatious slut blew a kiss at Bo Yue: "I also take money to do things, your lair was dug up, now people come back to make an apology, please forgive me~!"

Before Bo Yue realized what was going on, suddenly there were dots of gold and silver light on the ceiling of her house, and then densely packed ingots and gold bars appeared from above out of thin air, and fell down on the head with a bang, blowing away Bo Yue like rain. Yue scrambled to the ground, "Aww!"

Bo Yue tripped over the floor stall at home and fell down. The pile of gold and silver seemed to lock onto the target all of a sudden, and poured down, burying him tightly. I forgot, and suddenly felt that the call was worth it - even if I didn't charge money, seeing Landlord Bo in such a mess was enough for the fare!

When the rain of money finally ended, Bo Yue climbed out of the mountain of gold and silver like a silk, and just opened his mouth when he saw two servant girls appearing in front of him, saluting respectfully: "Servants serve the master."

Bo Yue: "..." Damn it!

These two girls are also a little too ugly, the two blushes on their faces are to scare people to death, don't they!There are also eyeballs, although he is a ghost, but he is also afraid when seeing the white eyeballs!

"Housekeeper! Sell the two of them to the waste collector! Also, help me buy a plane ticket to the world!" Bo Yue took a few deep breaths, frantically suppressing her anger.

Calm down, calm down, it's not easy to get angry when you are old, what if you lose your face when you get angry!He still has to maintain a perfect posture to meet his 187th husband in the game!

***

The hearts of Lao Yang and Lao Liu almost jumped out of their mouths. As soon as the light went out, Lao Liu cried out, and his body tilted towards Lao Yang. Lao Yang held him down: "Kneel, don't Move! Don't get up!"

"Brother, is there... is there..." Lao Liu tremblingly said.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of a lighter from Lao Yang's side. Lao Yang pretended to be calm and took out two candles from his backpack and lit them. Then he checked his and Lao Liu's searchlights by the firelight. They were high-tech products. , with a light touch, the screen lights up, and the power on it is jumping on '0', reminding the reason for turning off the light.

"Don't be afraid, it's just that the electricity is out." Lao Yang breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about it carefully, they had been busy for most of the night, and it was normal for the searchlights to be out of power.

The sixth child trembled and asked: "Brother, I have spare batteries in my bag, candles... Candles look at me and make me flustered!"

Isn't that right, the tomb is cold and damp, there is no sound at all, the flames of the candles are beating, shaking the whole room from time to time, making people feel even more panicked, especially when the boss appears in horror movies previous atmosphere.

"Understood, you just kneel down." Lao Yang instructed again, and after he took out two new batteries from the opponent's backpack and replaced them, the whole room seemed normal again.

People may not feel it when kneeling for a while, but after a long time, the blood circulation of the legs is hindered, and the weight of the whole body is pressed on the knees, which is painful and sore, and the legs seem to be stuck by needles. Same.

In the third hour, Lao Liu couldn't hold on any longer: "Brother... are you okay?"

Lao Yang closed his eyes and concentrated: "It's okay."

Lao Liu was silent for a while, knelt for several hours, nothing happened at all, and his legs hurt like hell, he whispered: "Isn't there nothing wrong?!"

"I think that Mr. What is tormenting us sincerely! How can there be ghosts in this world?! If a person kneels for a day, his legs will be useless! How about we go!"

Lao Yang's voice was calm: "Whether it's okay or not, you'd better kneel...Since Lao Li asked him to come, he won't be a person without ability."

He paused, and then said: "How many times have I told you that although we are doing shady things, thieves have their own way! Today you broke the rules, I, the eldest brother, is not strict in discipline, so I will accompany you Kneeling! If you break your leg, let’s break it together! Yes!”

The sixth persuaded again: "Brother! Big brother! You are the only brother left now! We have worshiped Guan Gong! What if the rules are broken? Can rules be bigger than people? Anyway, I don’t have a wife and children, and my legs are broken. At most, I will rely on you for my whole life, but your daughter is only three years old, what will you do if your leg is broken?!"

"We have kneeled before, and the paper money is burned, so let's go back! In the worst case, I will never do this again! We must follow the rules!"

Lao Yang pressed his shoulders and cursed: "If you still recognize me as a big brother, you will kneel down to me!"

In fact, Lao Yang also had doubts, but firstly, he did have trust in Li Wenbai. Li Wenbai would not find someone to cheat him for 200 million for no reason, and secondly, he wanted to teach Lao Liu a lesson, no matter what Mr. Nan said Is it true that the sixth child is used to breaking the rules, and he is afraid that he will suffer retribution soon.

But what Lao Liu said is also reasonable. Twelve hours are 24 hours. If a person kneels on the soil like this, something will definitely happen. When the time comes, take it easy and let him take a break or put a cushion or something to relax. That's fine.

I don't know why, but he always feels very cold...

Bo Yue arrived at the sixth hour.

At this moment, his tomb was already crowded with neighbors—after all, a robbery hole had been opened, and people could enter as soon as they wanted, and since they were all neighbors for hundreds of years, it was no problem to come in.

After all, the relationship is good, and the coffin can be lent to someone to lie in for two days.

It's quite strange to say that the life in the underworld is obviously better, but he is the only one in this community (this mountain) who chooses to live in the underworld. In addition to those who have gone to reincarnation, there are really many old faces.

"Landlord Bo, you're back!" Lao Tian, ​​who was buried on the mountainside next door, put his hands in his hands, pouted his lips, motioned him to look at the two people kneeling side by side inside and said, "Here, these are the two, the one on the left was almost there before. Burn all your coffins."

Lao Liu, who lives on the top of the mountain, also said: "I think the one on the right is very loyal... Oh yes, old Bo, they returned all the things they stole from your house, don't you like that jade pendant?" ?”

There were also seven or eight neighbors talking about it there. In fact, the matter of tomb robbery mainly depends on the individual.Everyone has lived for a long time, and their mentality has gradually become peaceful.Some people are more tolerant, as long as the tomb robbers who come in are not particularly frenzied and throw away all the bones, they can take two things to make a living, anyway, the dead will not need them.

Some people are more careful, and anyone who takes a copper coin from him can chase people to the ends of the earth-but this kind of person is relatively rare, and such a violent person is more likely to become a ghost, and if he is not a ghost, he is easy to go out to seek revenge. Forcibly 'reincarnated' by various masters.

Bo Yue bowed his hands and greeted the neighbors, looked at the two of them, and Lao Tian said: "Have you been kneeling for six hours? I heard they said that it seems that a gentleman pointed it out, tsk tsk... what's the use, even if If you don’t care about Lao Bo, the one on the left will not live long, and the one on the right will soon too!”

Old Liu also said: "You go and see your coffin! I can't see the fire. It's likely that your corpse is not very well."

"That's the reason." Bo Yue nodded, stepped forward and took a look at his own coffin. After he died in vain, a good carpenter from him took out the stock and made it for him. The wood is not precious, but the workmanship But he was very careful. Normally seven or eight layers of paint are enough to paint a coffin, but this coffin has been painted 72 times. Therefore, after hundreds of years, this coffin still looks a bit like it.

Later, when his descendants were promising, they reburied him and put in a lot of funerary objects, but the coffin was not changed. Without him, the workmanship is really rare.

However, the corner of the coffin had been blackened and a hole was broken at this moment. He got into the coffin and took a look, and found that his mummy legs had been burnt. Without thinking too much, I picked up a branch and hit the man on the left!

The sixth child was almost falling asleep while kneeling on his knees, when he suddenly screamed, "Ouch! Who hit me!"

Lao Yang didn't know why, so he opened his eyes to look, only to see that the sixth child had already bent down, lying on the ground like a dog, and heard him screaming: "Ah—mother! Who is beating me!"

Seeing this, Lao Yang shivered involuntarily, and shouted: "Endure it! Accept it! Apologize! Hurry up!"

Lao Liu screamed, feeling as if someone was whipping him. His hands couldn't hold on anymore, and he fell to the ground with his head covered. He screamed: "Grandpa, please forgive me! Please forgive me!" Once, I will never dare again!"

"Hurry up!" Lao Yang urged, while pinching himself to calm himself down, he took out another handful of incense paper money from his backpack, and nodded, kowtowing and admitting his mistake: "My little brother Not long after entering the industry, I didn't understand the rules and angered my grandpa. I also hope that my grandpa will spare his life. From now on, we will make offerings to my grandpa! Never forget it!"

"Excuse me." Lao Tian clasped his hands together and said, "You know the rules!"

Bo Yue snorted coldly, threw the branch, then sat on his own coffin, and stepped on the back of the person lying on the ground: "What's the use of knowing?! Burn my coffin to death!" Now, even if I kill them and go to the underworld to file a lawsuit, I'm justified!"

"Hey, hey, don't intervene!" The neighbors persuaded: "You are right now to kill him and damage your merits. You are right, but the law doesn't say that, it is not worth destroying merits for two little beasts." Dang, aren't you going to reincarnate in ten years? Be careful and shake yourself into a toad."

"That's right! I can't do it!"

Bo Yue was also stunned by the anger, and the sixth child was trampled so hard that he couldn't even breathe, so Bo Yue took his foot back: "Even if we can't kill them, we still have to give them some retribution! Otherwise, I will I can't breathe!"

"It's easy. They say they have to kneel for 24 hours. If they finish kneeling, let them go. If they can't finish kneeling, let them kneel!" A neighbor suggested.

Bo Yue thought about it, kneeling on the dirt for 24 hours is indeed a painful thing, and the legs are probably useless, after all, the things are returned, so let's do it.He nodded: "That's all right, it's not the same thing if you just do it and wait..."

Suddenly someone raised his hand: "Do you want to play mahjong? I have three pictures, so let's make a table for three!"

"to make!"

"No problem, just come!"

Bo Yue: "OKOK!"

……

When Lao Yang and Lao Liu came out of the tomb supporting each other, they felt refreshed. They didn't know if they knelt down for too long and had some psychological problems. They always felt that they heard someone Playing mahjong with a clatter, it was as lively as in an activity room for the elderly.

Even if it comes out now, it can still be faintly heard.

"--bump!"

"Nonsense! All of them! Give me money!"

……

***

Nan Shi is currently chatting with Guo Xingxian via video: "Are you free tomorrow? Let's go out and hang out if we are free!"

Guo Xingxian had an expression of 'ah, I'm dead': "Thank you for the invitation, no appointment, I want to sleep until I wake up naturally tomorrow."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Nan Shi thought for a while, and then said, "Forget it, do you know where is more suitable for the elderly to play? I picked up my grandma. I don't usually go out very much, so I don't know where it is fun. "

Today I took the old lady to the pedestrian street during the day and stopped by to look at his shop. The old lady was so happy from ear to ear, she ate and stuffed a lot of snacks on the street, and didn't even take a few mouthfuls of dinner with Nanshi ——Too full.

Where will he take the old lady to play tomorrow?

During the Chinese New Year, many shops are closed, which is a bit embarrassing.

Guo Xingxian said: "I don't know...how about taking your grandma to Hengtang Old Street? My mother said that you can feed carp and pigeons there."

"also."

"It's okay, I'll hang up." Guo Xingxian took a sip of his drink: "I'm so busy today, there are a lot of people at home, and I don't want to see guests, my face almost freezes from laughing."

"Don't!" Nan Shi took out the ancient jade prepared for Xingxian from the drawer, and shook it in front of the camera: "I'll give you a chance, treat me to dinner, and you'll make money with blood!"

Guo Xingxian immediately straightened her body: "...? Damn it! Show me again!"

"Want to see it?" Nan Shi chuckled, "I won't show it to you."

"...! Okay, no problem, Dad, what do you want to eat? Hot pot or barbecue? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you name the place, and I will be there in half an hour!" Guo Xingxian immediately got up, grabbed the key and rushed outside , Guyu from Nanshi's family!He almost knew that his senior brother was probably a person from a thousand years ago, and this random ancient jade would be enough to be listed as a national treasure!Isn't this a person? !

Nan Shi thought about it for a while: "Just the barbecue stall we used to go to when we were in school! I found it was still open when I passed by yesterday!"

"OKOK!" Guo Xingxian hung up the phone with a snap and got into the car.

Nanshi greeted his family, and took Qingying and Qinglan with him as usual to go out.

The barbecue stand happened to be in the middle of Guo Xingxian and Nanshi's house, and the two arrived almost at the same time. Guo Xingxian pulled Nanshi to sit in a half-covered booth, closed his eyes and said boldly : "Thirty skewers are the same as the first page! Two more garlic lobsters! Ten oysters and scallops!"

"Okay!" The shopkeeper responded loudly, and went to work.

Today is the evening of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, but there are quite a few people who came out for supper. Nanshi came in at the last two tables, and the other places were full, and the aroma of cumin and chili was everywhere.

Guo Xingxian rubbed her hands: "Quick, let me see!!"

Nan Shi smiled slightly, took out a newspaper package from his pocket and put it in Guo Xingxian's hand: "Here...just keep it on your body when you have nothing to do, I specially chose a useful one for you, you can press it."

Guo Xingxian's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to open the paper bag, and he answered vaguely twice, and he knew it was very perfunctory, and his attention had been completely attracted by Gu Yu.

Seeing the strangeness, Nan Shi turned his head and told Qingying and Qinglan to go out and come in to have dinner together. As soon as he took out his phone, he saw a text message from Li Wenbai: [Old Yang is back, I'm fine, thank you very much. 】

【fine. 】Nanshi casually poked two words and went back. There was a text message below, which was sent by Zou Jin. The content was very simple and rude: [Bank card number!hair! 】

Nan Shi didn't want to take his money. After all, Zou Jin had already given 1000 yuan to Zou Jin. For Zou Jin's trivial matter, such a small amount of money is enough for charity: [Didn't the money be given to me before?Don't give any more. 】

Zou Jin: [? ? ?Nanshi, won't you lose money doing business like this? 】

Nan Shi replied meanly: [After all, there are a bunch of guys working for me, so I won't starve to death. [Erha Xiemeixiao.jpg]]

It took Zou Jin a long time to reply to the message, and he opened the emoji package full of middle fingers.

Nan Shi couldn't help laughing, after a while, Xingxian had already put the ancient jade back into his pocket like a thief - it was still the inner chest pocket of the down jacket, and winkingly said to Nan Shi: "This love brother Remember!"

"Son, if you are always so obedient, Dad will still love you." Nan Shi smiled dotingly, and Guo Xingxian locked his neck with his arms immediately: "Ahem... let go, let go! Believe it or not I'm calling the police on you for a crime of robbery and murder, and you can't run away?!"

"Hey." Guo Xingxian raised his eyebrows and said, "You yell, even if you break your throat, no one will care about you!"

At this moment, Qinglan and Qingying came in, seeing Nanshi as if he was about to be strangled to death, his eyelids twitched, but he didn't try to stop him: "Ahem, master."

Guo Xingxian put down her hand in embarrassment.

Nan Shi slapped the table and laughed wildly.

Soon the barbecue came up, and the few people were not in the mood to brag and talk. They ate hard for a while, and then slowed down when there were a lot of sticks in the chopstick holder. Guo Xingxian put on gloves Just about to engage in two crayfish, suddenly 'huh? ’ With a sound, he pushed Nanshi secretly: "What are you listening to next door talking about?"

Nan Shi listened carefully, the barbecue shop was a bit noisy, and she couldn't hear it very clearly, but Qingying said in a low voice, "It's an acquaintance."

Guo Xingxian's expression suddenly became very strange: "What, you still know this kind of person? Be careful that one day you will be sent to the prison for a luxurious ten-year tour."

The neighbor next door might be having a drink, and the voice of the conversation also became louder: "Don't say it, that gentleman is really amazing! I thought he was a charlatan, and I wanted to beat him up until I knelt down to the first place." Six hours, guess what! Someone beat me!"

"It's better for my brother. He kowtowed to help me burn the paper money, so he stopped beating me."

Someone at the other end replied: "Is it so mysterious? How did that gentleman charge? I also want to ask."

Another person sneered: "200 million! Do you have it?!"

"It's so expensive?! Didn't you get cheated?!" The man exclaimed: "Sixth brother, I didn't say it, why do I think this gentleman is here to cheat you? There is a saying in my hometown, take The thing that attracts people is to go as far as possible, and he even asked you to go back and apologize to others. Think about it, what if the popularity directly kills you? How can you fix it? Didn’t you send it to your door yourself? !"

"He also said that no one wakes you up...Did you hear someone wake you up?"

"...No!" The other party was silent for a while: "Fuck! You really said that! If I don't go back, will I have nothing to do?! It also made my elder brother and I almost lose our knees!"

He is really an acquaintance - that is the old sixth two days ago.

"Damn it! I'm going to find that shitty Mr. tomorrow! I have to get this money back! My elder brother listened to what he said and said that I won't let me do this in the future, so how will I live in the future!"

"Don't do it! If you don't do this business, why don't you go to work for others?! Moving bricks is hard and tiring, and it only costs tens of thousands of yuan a month! Look at me, brother, or you, Brother Six, in your job comfortable!"

"Who says no! Next time I will take you with me!"

Nan Shi smiled more and more gently, the so-called good words don't persuade the damn ghost, he took out six bamboo sticks from the chopstick holder, and made a random calculation.

Although Lao Liu’s catastrophe has passed, he also said before that after this catastrophe, there will be another catastrophe. It just so happens that the money that Lao Yang gave was given to Butler Zhou during the day, and now he will return it if he comes back. in time.This money was originally used to offset their calamity, and if Lao Yang paid for it himself, it would be to offset the next calamity. As long as both parties have one imperfection, the doom of the sixth child will still remain.

Guo Xingxian frowned: "You know him?"

"I know." Nan Shi moved the bamboo sticks, put them away, and put them back into the chopstick holder.

Guo Xingxian looked at Nan Shi's expression, feeling a little hairy: "Why do I feel that you are thinking about something not so good?"

Nan Shi supported Yi with one hand: "How could it be! I am a good young man who abides by the law."

Guo Xingxian looked weird: "...I feel a little nauseous, can I be so fancy when eating?"

Nan Shi: "Climb!"

Chi You said that whether to help or not to help is a matter of one thought, so there is no need to think too much.

In this hexagram, the image of the hexagram is Zeshui sleepiness.

As long as he pushes lightly, it will be done.

Nan Shi got up, lifted the half-drawn curtain and went out, went to the front desk to hand over a bottle of iced coconut milk, and when he came back, he seemed to inadvertently opened the curtain next door.

The sixth child looked at Nan Shi, who was smiling brightly between his brows and eyes, and slammed the table: "Okay! I didn't expect you to come to your door—!"