The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Nan Shi was almost choked to death by that ice bead used to keep corpses fresh.

All the gifts of fate have already secretly marked the price. ①But no one told him that he was choked to death on the spot as a result of his frightful fortune!what is this?He felt that if his senior brother didn't move any more, his soul might float out of his body... A five-second experience card for resurrection?

Father Tiandao is amazing, is this how you treat your good son?Very good, Nan Shi felt that if he didn't get through this time, he would definitely be a full-time filial son.

After Chi You thought for a while, he knew what happened to Nan Shi. He clamped Nan Shi's shoulder with one hand, and inserted the other hand into Nan Shi's mouth. Pressing his eyebrows, he pressed Nan Shi's tongue with his middle finger, telling him not to move any more: "Don't move."

Nan Shi's tongue froze for a moment, and then he wanted to break free of the finger in pain. He pressed it too deeply, making him want to vomit. He subconsciously wanted to breathe, but his chest exploded in pain. The lack of oxygen caused his body to suffer. To the limit.

Chi You frowned and glanced at Nan Shi in warning, moved his fingertips, and pressed them against the center of his tongue, Nan Shi's tongue was still twitching, he pressed the finger uncontrollably, and saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth It fell down and fell into the clothes along his neck.

Nanshi madly hinted with his eyes that it wasn't that he wanted to move, but that he really couldn't control it!

Chi You clicked his tongue impatiently. He dragged Nan Shi out of the coffin, pressed him into his arms, fixed him with his arms, clamped Nan Shi's mandible with one hand and lifted his neck straight up, while the other It was down his throat again.

This kind of depth made Nan Shi very uncomfortable. He wanted to jump up and yell to ask his senior brother if he could use a more scientific method. However, his senior brother probably had never learned it before, and it would be useless to say it, let alone he said not come out.

Chi You probed deep into Nanshi's mouth with two fingers, and the esophageal tube spasmed continuously due to the pain, making it almost impossible for his fingertips to get in: "Don't move!"

The pain from the foreign body entering his throat and the tightness in his chest almost made Nan Shi lose consciousness. He looked at Chi You blankly, and the physical discomfort forced out two spots of water in the corners of his eyes. When the scene began to appear double, the hand in the mouth was pulled out suddenly, and the bead that killed him was finally taken away, oxygen poured into the chest cavity, and he was liberated all at once.

Nan Shi's first reaction was to turn his head and retch, but there was no water in his stomach, and he felt his stomach twitching, and even the bitter gall was about to come out. Chi You let him lean in his arms, picked up Picking up Nan Shi's hand, massaging the acupoints under the tiger's mouth in his palm, he frowned and said, "Is it okay?"

Neither of the two senior brothers expected this to happen.

In Chi You's eyes, wouldn't it be over if people wake up and spit out such things?Still stuck in the throat?

The same is true in Nan Shi's eyes.

However, Nan Shi forgot his previous dog-like temper that almost pulled his body up to dance the waltz. When Chi You saw him, he was afraid that something would happen to him, so he deliberately pushed the Ice Soul Orb a little deeper, which made Chu Xing De Nanshi didn't react, he thought that the discomfort in his throat was because he had just returned to his body, so he opened his mouth and subconsciously swallowed the thing.

Heck too.

Nan Shi said angrily: "It's okay... Brother, really, let's learn about modern first aid techniques later, okay? If this continues, I might be killed by you."

Chi You laughed angrily at him, and stretched out his hand to hold Nan Shi's shoulder, not allowing him to lean on any more... What's the matter?, Does this kid have any clues in his mouth?

"What nonsense are you talking about? Still not getting up?"

"Yes yes yes, get up now." Nan Shi felt that his voice was a little strange, and there was some pain when he swallowed. It should be that he just scratched his esophagus.He struggled to sit up and looked down—fortunately, the clothes on his body were still intact, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

He subconsciously searched for the culprit, and saw a knuckle-sized bead of brilliance between Chi You's fingers—it's nothing unusual for a bead to look shiny, and it's just that if it can shine , but this bead not only emits light, the light also flows autonomously in the bead like mercury, which is very interesting.

Seeing his gaze, Chi You raised his hand and threw the bead into his arms. Seeing this, Nan Shi caught it in a hurry, and finally caught it. The bead was really beautiful, and Nan Shi held it up In the palm of my hand, I looked at it without blinking: "...Brother, don't throw it like this! It's a secret treasure of the sect anyway, so what can I do if it breaks?"

His hands and feet were so heavy that it hurt even to move, probably because he had just been resurrected.

"If you fall, you will fall." Chi You let out a breath slowly, suppressing his anger: "Have you seen enough?"

Does he usually lose Nan Shi?Seeing the money-obsessed look like this, he felt ashamed at a glance!

As soon as Nan Shi heard this, he quickly put the beads into his sleeves, and followed Chi You out like a dog, but just stood up and fell down again. Chi You had no choice but to go forward and hug him up , take him out.

Nan Shi knew that he might not be well now, so he didn't resist much and had to go by himself. Chi You took him with him, and he really felt much more relaxed, and he was still thinking about looking left and right—hey, amazing, after so many days When the lightning struck, not even a single carved stone in the main tomb was broken. Is there anything so powerful?

He remembered that when he changed his life on the other side of the mountain, the few thunderbolts turned into limestone in the cave, and they fell down with a rustle when touched.

The hanging coffin was still hanging motionless on the top, looking to see if there was nothing wrong.

Awesome!

Seeing that Chi You was about to walk out of the main tomb, Nan Shi said again: "...Brother, don't you need to put this bead back for you?"

Chi You didn't even bother to look down at him, and only left him a beautiful jaw line for him to watch: "No need!"

"Oh……"

***

The first thing Chi You did when he went back was to wash his hands, but he still felt uncomfortable after washing, so he went to take a shower again.He just wiped his hands with Nan Shi's clothes, but he is used to being clean and tidy, no matter who's saliva gets on his hands, it makes him uncomfortable, let alone penetrate into the other's mouth?

Even if this person is Nan Shi!

And Nan Shi was already lying down at the moment, he wasn't that demanding, anyway, it was his own body, he didn't dislike anyone if he disliked himself - after all the tossing just now, he was half exhausted and almost suffocated.Right now, his throat hurts badly, and he wants to eat something in his heart, but it is obvious that his body is not supporting him.

Before going to sleep, he still remembered to ask Qinglan to help him register with the Eye, Ear, Mouth, and Nose Department of the tertiary hospital.

What to do in case of inflammation!

And see a disease with some medicine to heal quickly!As soon as his health recovers, he will take Guo Xingxian to the best hot pot and barbecue daily restaurant in S City to have a meal one by one!

Come together the next day, as expected by Nan Shi, every part of his body hurts!

He opened his clothes with difficulty and saw that his body was bruised and purple. There were several bruises on his body that he still remembered, which were the corpse spots that he pressed out before. The wound, the internal organs are hurting anyway.

Grinning his teeth, he turned over and sat up, only to be lifted and fell into the quilt. Qinglan and Qingying, who were standing by the side, hurried over to open the curtain and asked, "Young master, what's wrong?" Comfortable?"

"...I..." Nan Shi shut up as soon as he opened his mouth, his voice was like scraping sand, and he flew off in pain.

He pointed to his throat, then pointed to the bruises on his body, and looked at the two with a sad face.

It's really unscientific... oh no, it's too scientific.

Before he was resurrected, he really felt that it should be like in those novels about time travel and rebirth, this head drank poison/drowned/hanged himself, once he crossed over, he could live with just a click, without even thinking about any poison that would corrode the internal organs of his body , heart stopped beating, neck bone was broken, and so on, but I tried it myself...

Well, the injuries from the car accident are still there!There should be fractures in several places!Anyway, something as metaphysical as the Ice Soul Orb hasn't been cured by him!

Now that I think about it, the car accident was really caused by Tiandao's father to treat him on purpose. He is still alive now, but he must have been short of breath at the time. If he was unlucky (retribution), he died when he didn't come up with the breath.

Nan Shi didn't even know if he should thank Tiandao's father for showing some kindness and not asking Daka to grind him into a puddle of meatloaf - if that was the case, it would be useless for him to change his life against the sky, his body would be damaged. It's broken like that, unless he goes to snatch someone else's body or Chi You is so awesome that he travels through time and space to snatch his body back.

Qingying came over with warm water and carefully fed Nanshi. After drinking, Nanshi was supported by Qinglan and lay down: "Master, don't move around. You were severely injured at that time. You treat it, but... right now, you have been injured for a hundred days, so you should just lie down."

At that time, Nan Shi died in the ambulance, and it lasted more than 10 minutes when he arrived at the hospital——by the time he was sent to the emergency room, half an hour had passed.The doctor tried his best, but he was not rescued by any electric shock, and he was declared dead. Naturally, it was impossible to push him into the operating room and sew up his broken bones and internal organs again. It was still Chi You. Bian brought back Nan Shi's body and found someone to treat him.

Ice Soul Orbs can keep corpses from rot and insects, and look at them as if they were alive. In theory, they are more inclined to keep cold and fresh, and if they are more advanced, time stops. This is already powerful enough, and it is impossible to say that it can still maintain His body functions as it did in life.The injuries on this body are naturally what they were when they were lying in, and what they were when they came out.

Nan Shi looked at Qing Lan silently: Don't think I didn't see you smiling!

This day is over!

"... woo woo woo!" Nan Shi yelled aggrievedly, and Qingying got to know Nan Shi well, and knew exactly what Nan Shi wanted to do: "Young master, you should not eat meat and fish, you should drink porridge and soup first From now on, it’s good to nourish the internal organs.”

"... Woo!" The mobile phone, the mobile phone can always be given to him, right?

"No, you'd better get more sleep and rest now, so that you can recover quickly."

Nan Shi: ...Damn it, you might as well be a dead person!

***

The next day, Chi You took Nanshi back to S City. The mausoleum was too cloudy, and it was not suitable for Nanshi to squat in it for a living person to raise his body. It's called the Tomb Sect.

There was already a group of doctors waiting in S City, and I don't know where Chi You found them. Nanshi was pushed into a private hospital in an instant before he recovered, surrounded by a group of doctors who looked like authoritative experts. After watching it for a long time, just after leaving the EKG room, he was pushed into the MRI. Nanshi's car accident was really serious, so he stayed in the hospital for observation and other reports.

Under Nanshi's gesture, Qinglan hired a male nurse who was responsible for solving some life problems for Nanshi—anyway, Nanshi would never let Qingying and Qinglan do things like inserting a urinary catheter!He still needs face!

As soon as this Nan Shi was packed, an elderly doctor led a group of young doctors in. The young doctor was still holding a translucent plastic bag. Nan Shi moved his eyes and looked over. It should be him inside. Films and reports are single-category.

The old doctor took out one of his MRI films and pointed to Nan Shi and said, "Three ribs are broken, look here...the five internal organs are more or less damaged..." Nan Shi didn't understand the string at the end , too professional, all in all it is not a good idea.

A group of young doctors in the back nodded repeatedly, and turned to look at Nan Shi one by one with miraculous eyes.

Don't look at it, it's just a miracle.

"There is also the mouth here, obviously it is a new injury?" Suddenly a young doctor said.

The old doctor nodded, but didn't say much, and turned to give Qinglan and the others some medicine and escort methods. Nan Shi had a bunch of instruments on her body. Should go to ICU to stay.

"Okay, Xiao Cheng, you can save it and talk to the patient's family."

"Okay, master." The young doctor replied.

"Well, be careful, it's still quite dangerous." After saying that, the old doctor turned around and led the crowd away, leaving behind only a young doctor with twinkling eyes.

Qingying stepped forward and asked, "Doctor, is there anything wrong?"

"The nurse goes out first." The young doctor touched his nose, saw the nurse had left, and then said in a low voice, "Do you want to call the police?"

"...Huh?" Qingying asked in bewilderment.

Even Nan Shi who was on the bed looked over curiously.

Dr. Cheng walked to Nanshi's hospital bed, and took out a report: "The wound in the esophagus shows that something penetrated it forcibly... The time is very close, did the patient just wake up? Who took care of him before? If If you encounter illegal infringement, don’t worry too much, call the police.”

Dr. Cheng couldn't help cursing in a low voice when he said this: "...what a pervert! Please let the disease overcome this pervert!"

As far as the wound is concerned, there is obviously a time gap between the esophagus and the wound caused by the car accident, and they were not caused at the same time.

The esophagus was forcibly expanded and caused a certain degree of contusion. The patient's previous state should be to use drips or other methods to maintain nutrition. Even if it is a nasal feeding tube, it is not three or four centimeters in diameter, right?There must have been some illegal infringement!

Qingying and Qinglan looked at each other inexplicably... Nanshi's body was taken home by them as soon as he was declared dead, and he has been lying in the coffin since then. The doctor spoke a little strangely.

Nan Shi: ...Damn it, if I explain to the doctor that a thousand-year-old ginseng plant was stuffed in my house to hang me, can I convince him?

It can't be said that the Ice Soul Pearl is stuck in his throat, his senior brother reached out to help him take it out, right?

shame!What a shame!

Qing Lan didn't understand the trouble at the moment, but it was obviously not the time to distinguish this from the doctor, so she nodded and said, "We will investigate, thank you doctor for reminding me."

Doctor Cheng replied: "Okay, you must pay attention to this. The patient is very weak and cannot suffer any more injuries... I will be on duty outside. If there is any problem, please ring the bell in time."

"Okay, thank you doctor." Qing Lan took out a red envelope from her pocket and planned to give it to him. The doctor's face changed when he saw it, and he ran away as if he was refusing to run away. He didn't dare to stay for another minute, lest the patient The family members forced him to give him a red envelope!

Although he followed his master to work in a private hospital, whether to accept red envelopes is a matter of professional ethics!It has nothing to do with where he works!

Before he left, he took a look at Nan Shi. Although the young man on the bed was covered with instruments, he was still handsome and handsome. He really looked good. I hope the patient's family members don't tell him the truth, otherwise it would be too big hit!

Qing Lan and Qing Ying sent the doctor away, turned to look at Nan Shi, seeing Nan Shi's eyes turned gray, and hurriedly planned to call the doctor, but heard Nan Shi call out: "...don't..."

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Nan Shi felt ashamed.

Nothing, just social death.

... He really might as well be dead!

After lying in the hospital for a month, Nan Shi was able to walk around on his own and his physical problems were resolved. The doctor announced that he was out of danger, but he did not recommend leaving the hospital. Nan Shi didn't want to stay for one more day, so he hurriedly ordered them to take him as soon as possible go home.

God, what a big mouth Dr. Cheng is!Or his illusion!He felt that the sister nurses on the whole floor looked at him with pity!

In fact, Nan Shi was thinking too much. After all, his case is right there, and anyone can read it. In addition, he was very lucky to escape from death. It is inevitable that relevant practitioners would like to come and see this medical miracle.

There are generally two types of people who can work in a private hospital of this level.

Either a relationship household, or a skilled professional.

For example, the old doctor who treated Nanshi before, I heard that his medical achievements are listed higher than those of Nanshi, and there are so many pennants that can fill the walls of two floors. This kind of doctor doesn't care about Nanshi. The young master, if you want to bring students, you can bring them, and if you have nothing to do, you can call two old friends to consult with Nan Shihui.

What's the matter?All my friends are big cows, and my students are all talented people. They are all famous doctors. They come to show patients for free. Research can help patients get better faster. What are the opinions of your patients’ family members?

No?If not, that's right!

This comes and goes, doesn't everyone know it.

In Nanshi, social death occurred more than [-] times.

It's good to be out of the hospital, Nan Shi felt something was different after he was discharged from the hospital, everywhere was full of joy, even the gate of his house was hung with colorful silk and replaced with red lanterns.

"It's almost New Year's Eve." Qing Lan helped Nan Shi onto the bed, and put several cushions behind him, telling him to sit comfortably: "The owner of the mountain means that the young master is just recovering from a serious illness, and you can It's time to have fun to get rid of bad luck."

"Hmm...it's pretty good." Nan Shi said slowly, "...you seem to be 25?"

"It's 26!" Qingying came over with a plate of things. When Nan Shi smelled it, he felt his DNA was moving!

Nan Shi stared at Qingying with bright eyes: "...Good sister, you understand me."

Qingying put the plate of thinly sliced ​​meat on the side of the bed, while Qinglan picked up a small bowl beside her, and added chopsticks to Nanshi, the bowl was still covered with a solid layer of porridge Nanshi wanted to drink the rice by himself, but Qinglan stopped him: "I asked the doctor, and they said that you can eat a little meat from today, but you can't be greedy, young master. You can eat two mouthfuls of porridge and another piece of meat." good?"

When Qingying was bluffing Nan with Chi You at the side, one sang the red face and the other sang the bad face, playing sneakily: "It doesn't matter if the young master ate too much, if he is not in good health because of this, the mountain master will definitely punish the young master."

"...you just have to bully me." Nan Shi also smiled: "Give me a bite first."

Nan Shi opened his mouth, and stuffed in a mouthful of porridge, which was like boiled water. The aroma of the rice was very good, but porridge was just porridge, not meat.Before his face collapsed, Qinglan clamped the flesh, waiting for him to open his mouth again.

hapiness!There is meat!

Nan Shi immediately opened his mouth to eat meat happily.

Halfway through the meal, Nan Shi started to mess around - the meat was sliced ​​too thin, and it was delicious, but it disappeared before chewing.

Nan Shi now understands what porridge can nourish the stomach.

Think about it, if a person is shut up at home and eats porridge that tastes nothing but rice three times a day, can he lose his appetite?He used to think fatty meat was greasy, and he would feel like throwing up after eating a little bit of fat meat (except for fat beef). The oily meat is made of pork belly. Now he only feels that the taste is delicious, and he doesn't feel sick at all.

Rounding off, in the eyes of others, this is regarded as a good stomach.

Gan.

"What's the trouble?" At this moment, Chi You entered the door. He looked at Nan Shi who was awkward on the bed and refused to open his mouth, and said, "Why, Mr. Nan's mind has become only three years old?"

Qing Lan Qingying immediately put down the things at hand, bowed her knees and saluted Chi You: "I have seen the Mountain Lord."

"... I met senior brother." Nan Shi greeted without sincerity: "Senior brother, I'm hungry."

He also wanted to sue: "Look at Qinglan, the meat is so thinly sliced, I just taste it and it's gone."

Chi You directly ignored his complaint, stepped forward and sat down beside Nan Shi's bed, and looked Nan Shi up and down: "Why hasn't he recovered yet? Doesn't it mean that he is almost healed?"

His eyes fell on Nan Shi's hands, perhaps because he had hung up too much recently, Nan Shi left a lot of bruises on his hands, extending from the back of his hands to his arms, looking a little shocking.

...It really has suffered a lot.

Chi You thought secretly.

Hearing this, Nanshi wished he could lift the quilt and jump up, and perform a show of strength and arrogance to show that he was fine, but in fact he just couldn't lift the quilt, and Chi You was told to sit down.

When he was about to say something, Chi You picked up the chopsticks with his noble hands, and pressed a piece of meat to his lips: "Eat."

Nan Shi: ... Mom, Mom?

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① This sentence comes from Zweig's "Queen of the Dead"

②Nong this word, in ancient novels, there are some hints of love between men and women