The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Nan Shi fell into a particularly deep sleep this time. It was night when he slept, and it was still night when he woke up. He lay on the bedside and looked at the clear moon in the sky. He Xi's feeling.

The wind made the trees rustle, Nanshi called Qinglan, ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and put on a coat, the cat ate noodles in the dark on the window sill.

Not to mention how delicious it is, it's what he likes anyway.

Qinglan stood by and advised him kindly: "Master, it's late at night, be careful of the wind."

"Oh, I'm such a big ghost, still afraid of the cold?" After Nan Shi finished speaking, a gust of wind happened to blow over. Not to mention, it was almost Chinese New Year, and the wind was really cold, making Nan Shi shrink back a bit.

Seeing this, Qing Lan came over with a cloak in a funny way. Nan Shi said with a smirk, "I've finally come back. What kind of cloak are you wearing? Bring me my star pajamas! The fleece one! That's convenient!"

What material is the cloak at home?The collar is made of mink, the face is made of silk, and the best piece of leather under the fox's armpit is used as the lining. Usually, the silk face is also hand-embroidered with dark embroidery. A cloak on the market can't be bought for 10 yuan. Nanshipei eating beef noodles covered with something so good? !

Or his Taobao hot star pajamas are so messy.

The fancy pajamas were brought, and there were only the last two mouthfuls of Nan Shi's noodles. He hurriedly finished it, and took another two mouthfuls of noodle soup. Then he burped in comfort, picked up his clothes and put them on with a smile on his face.

He didn't come down either, sitting comfortably on the windowsill.

There are two great pleasures in life: eating hot pot in summer and cold drinks in winter.

You can't ask Qinglan for this, it's probably a long-winded one.

There is a saying that treats death as life, that is, when a person dies, he should be treated as if he were alive.Nan Shi himself hung up, of course he knew that it was nonsense, but all the servants and servants at home were loyal users of this.

No kidding, before Nan Shi died, there was someone in the kitchen who was responsible for matching food for him. Of course, it didn't mean whether he wanted to eat or not, but for example, Nan Shi ordered a supper tonight, and tomorrow's dinner table The dishes that are greasy should be less. If the dishes on the dinner table are meaty and greasy, if he doesn't specify what to eat for supper, it will be light porridge or pasta.

It's dead now, but it's still the same, the combination of meat and vegetables is unambiguous at all.

Nan Shi jumped off the window sill, clapped on his slippers, and went to the refrigerator to dig something to eat. There was also a cheesecake in it that should not have been older than two days. The knife took the plate.

"Oh, by the way, bring an extra set of plates." Nan Shi suddenly thought that he hadn't given a confession to Tiandao's father today, and it wasn't past midnight, so he didn't think he had forgotten.He leaned over and dug out a pile of incense paper money from the cabinet, took a brush and wash it and put it on the table, and then picked up a fruit plate, and it was all done.

"Father Tiandao is here, I've made an offering for you." Nanshi lit a handful of incense and put it on the left side of the table without any sincerity. After taking the tableware, you will share with me a piece of Qinglan's piece. Well, Nan Shi poked at the cake and said, "I'll give you a fresh taste today. It's a Western thing. I don't think anyone will offer these to you. Try it if you don't mind it."

A column of light smoke as thick as a wrist went straight up and condensed on the roof. Nan Shi didn't know what to think. After eating two bites of cake, he became a little bit greedy for incense... Well, yes, incense.

Logically speaking, a ghost should eat incense.

It smells a little sweet.

The more he looked at it, the more he wanted to try it, Nan Shi felt his eyes almost turn green when he looked at the incense stick.

Perhaps it was because his gaze was too obvious, a wisp of cigarette quietly and quietly slanted over, and got into the tip of Nan Shi's nose. A sip of Nongfu Mountain Spring is a bit sweet, and it has all kinds of flavors after deliberation, but when you smack your lips again, there is only a trace of quiet fragrance left, and after another sip, there is nothing left.

"...Eh, eh?"

The stick of incense had burned to the end at some point, and the fire flickered and went out.

Nan Shi's pupils narrowed for a moment, pointed at the brush washer and turned to ask Qinglan, "What's the matter?"

Qinglan was obviously also a little shocked, she had never seen anyone put incense into her mouth, Nan Shi had already moved over curiously at this moment, lowered her head and sniffed the burnt incense - it was just the ordinary incense smell ah.

Qinglan collected herself and said, "Maybe it's the young master's illusion."

Nan Shi didn't think that he was not old enough to be demented, but he just took it as a joke-like adventure. There are so many weird things in this world, and it would be boring to get to the bottom of everything.

He secretly thanked Tiandao's father in his heart, melted the paper money that he hadn't thought of burning just now, changed into decent clothes, and went to find Chi You—he had a lot of questions, waiting to find Chi You To prove it.

Nanshi left in a hurry, but Qinglan still wanted to leave the mess of cleaning the table. She piled the dishes together, reached out and took the offerings, and planned to throw them away.Halfway through packing, she stopped her hands thoughtfully, and took a spoon to dip a little bit of the cheesecake that Nan Shi had just served to heaven to taste a bit.

The tribute is meant to be eaten again.

God and God leave their shells in vain.

Sure enough, this smooth and rich cake is now eaten like a puppet made of plastic, as light as white water, without any taste.

Young Master, you are very blessed.

***

Chi You was at his most energetic right now, and Nan Shi came just in time, and he also had a lot of things he wanted to ask Nan Shi.

A hundred years ago, there were too many entanglements in cause and effect, and he was not suitable to participate in it, and he let Ren Nanshi mess up the situation. Now that he is back, he has some things to ask.

Nan Shi was the first to raise his hand to ask: "Brother, this is Yuan Songquan's horoscope, who is he, Tiandao also needs to use my mouth to remind him."

Chi You and Nan Shi sat facing each other, seeing the horoscope pushed by Nan Shi: "Who do you think he is?"

That's when it's time to go south.

Not to mention, Nan Shi hasn't passed the test for a long time, and he still has the feeling of "ah, it's here": "The fate of the emperor, the Jia has been in the sun, the fire and the soil are both prosperous, and the virtues carry things, and there is a solution in the face of danger." , Die Chengxiang, that is, other palaces are not good, and there is a wandering appearance in his later years."

The so-called emperor's destiny does not necessarily mean that everything is good, and the five blessings are complete.Some emperors are good at everything but their parents don’t care for their mothers, some emperors govern the country well but their lives are full of rotten peach blossoms, and there are others who are destined to have no heirs and brothers are at odds... In short, it depends on the person.

Although what Nan Shi said was not detailed, it was like answering a question in an exam. If one key point was written out, one point would be awarded. Nan Shi's answer just got full marks.Chi You was quite amazed when he heard it - before he went to Nanshi, he didn't have the skill to lift weights like this.

Chi You casually released Yuan Songquan's horoscope according to the horoscope: "Although a person depends on his fate, he also depends on his luck. Fengshui is the third."

Nanshi began to memorize it very smoothly: "One is fate, two is luck, three is geomantic omen, four is accumulating yin virtue, five is reading, six is ​​seven, eight is respecting ghosts and gods, nine is befriending nobles, and ten is self-cultivation."

Chi You nodded, pointed at the fate plate and said, "You can take out his fleeting time and look at it."

Nan Shi responded, took a pen and paper, and started counting. Afraid that he would make a mistake, he even used his mobile phone to open a calculator—in fact, these are all dead, no matter who they are, they have a set of algorithms, even on the Internet. There is an automatic arrangement, and the arrangement can be automatically arranged after inputting the horoscope of the birthday.

But isn't Nan Shi still under Chi You's nose right now?He is not so courageous.

After a while, Nan Shi frowned: "Isn't it true that in his life, except for the first ten years, he was all lucky? Can someone have such a good life?"

Chi You got up and walked to Nan Shi's side, lowered his eyes to look, and then flicked Nan Shi's forehead with his backhand: "Forget it."

Nan Shi covered his forehead and let out a groan, knowing that he had made a mistake in his calculation, so he lowered his head to do the calculation again.

Chi You was not in a hurry, and just watched from the side, like a proctor.

After a long while, Nan Shi calculated several times, and after confirming that he was right, he turned his face and raised his eyes to look at Chi You: "Brother, I've done the calculation."

Chi You calmly said: "Did you see anything?"

Nan Shi replied: "...No."

Yuan Songquan's horoscope has flowed through the years without any surprises, good and bad, if he didn't know that this was Yuan Songquan's horoscope, Nan Shi would have thought that this person was just a slightly powerful official.

Chi You nodded instead, and said, "Exactly."

He raised his hand to hold Nan Shi's hand, led him to circle a few places on the natal chart, and pointed out: "Look at these few places, what do you think?"

"No." Nan Shi hasn't noticed yet, these auxiliary stars are very ordinary no matter how they look, although there are good and bad, the four modernizations below are either Huaquan or Huake, and the bad is not so bad.

Chi You looked sideways at Nan Shi's dazed side face and shook his head secretly in his heart, lowering his head and focusing on circling him—this is because the foundation is not strong enough.

"How about this?" Chi You circled another place.

"...I can't tell." Nan Shi said with a bitter face.

Chi You wasn't angry with him, so he pointed out one more point - preaching and teaching, always solve doubts.

Every time Nan Shi shook his head, Chi You led him to make another circle. Nan Shi was almost tired of saying 'no', so he quietly raised his head to look at Chi You, hesitating whether to ask his senior brother to tell him directly. Exam.

Now he understands the situation, it is probably similar to the Bodhisattva covering his eyes, and when Chi You tells him directly, he may understand it at once, but he just circles around slowly like this, he just can't see it. Come out - commonly known as the circle.

When he raised his head, he gasped for breath.

He had also thought to himself before that in terms of appearance and charm, Chi You was the number one thing he had ever seen in Nanshi. Even Yuan Songquan could not be compared with him. If anyone had to be compared with Chi You, maybe Xingxian His godfather, Xinghua Xianneng, could argue with Chi You.

This is something brewed over time, and Nan Shi couldn't tell what it was, but he just thought it was very beautiful.

Food and sex, pure appreciation.

The two of them got very close, and Nan Shi's hand was still in Chi You's palm. When he was suffocating, Chi You noticed it, and looked sideways: "What are you looking at me for?"

Nan Shi thought about it, and decided to tell the truth: "Senior brother is so pretty."

Chi You was startled, then frowned, a look of displeasure already appeared on his face.

Nan Shi also knew that this was a bit out of line, although he was praising Chi You, but when it came to their identities, his words were a bit disrespectful.According to Chi You's age, he could be suspected of molesting.

Nan Shi immediately begged for forgiveness: "Brother, I was wrong - I just haven't thought about it, I can't say you are ugly against my will, can I?"

Chi You said coldly: "Shut up."

Although Zhaoyao Mountain does not restrict the words and deeds of his disciples, when he was preaching and teaching, some disciples dared to be distracted like this. Thousands of years ago, they would always be severely punished.

Chi You also thought so, Nan Shi should be punished.But thinking of this bastard who didn't know what happened to him, he was so careful to please him yesterday... He told Nan Shi not to be afraid yesterday, but he was going to punish him today.

Either way.

Nan Shi obediently made a zipper gesture on his mouth with his only free hand, signaling himself to shut up.

Chi You lowered his eyes, and then led Nan Shi to explore on the horoscope, and when he reached the eighth spot, Nan Shi suddenly realized: "...So that's how it is!"

Yuan Songquan's fate is superior, fleeting years are generally mediocre, and overall it is considered above average, but there are many details hidden in his natal chart, the auxiliary stars are reflected, the sun and the moon are in harmony, and it is broken by Chi You. Well, if nothing goes wrong, it can be assigned to Shangshang fate.

What's more, the mediocre ancestral property is called this shadow, which means that the ancestors have great merit. If I have to describe it, it is a hidden vajra cover. I can't usually see it. It means that Yuan Songquan's life is not good. He can also be called a peaceful life.

It's just that the merit is so great and strange, Nan Shi asked suspiciously: "How can there be such a merit?"

Chi You let go of Nan Shi's hand, and slowly let out a breath: "What did I just say?"

"One fate, two luck, three feng shui..." Nan Shi had an idea: "Could it be that his ancestors had particularly good feng shui?"

Chi You nodded: "It should be in the dragon's veins."

It makes sense!

Yuan Songquan is indeed the proud son of heaven.

"Then why is there no such person as Yuan Songquan in our history books? He is so powerful, why should he be famous in history?!"

Chi You has already talked about this, and he doesn't mind saying more, he pointed to a tiny place in the natal chart: "The ambition is not here."

Nan Shi raised his head and boasted sincerely: "Brother, you are really amazing."

To Chi You, these words probably mean that the students asked their academician tutor what 1+1 equals, and the tutor answered that it was 2, and then the student opened his mouth and said, 'You are so amazing! '.

Chi You became angry again when he heard the words. What he said was not a problem at all, but the foundation of the foundation. Nan Shi's heart was still too impetuous, and he actually ignored these details.

Chi You suppressed his anger, and said flatly: "Since you are powerful, you should learn more and read more - go back today and copy the books a hundred times each, and I will come back to test you when I finish copying, if you still can't see it, Just copy it a thousand times."

"..." Nan Shi also knew that his mistake was a bit outrageous at this moment, so he didn't dare to refute: "Yes."

Chi You straightened up and walked away, leaving only one sentence: "Don't go out until the copy is finished."

Nan Shi stood up and bowed in the direction he was leaving: "Yes, Nan Shi would like to listen to your instruction."

***

There is a good saying, the Tao is one foot tall, and the devil is one foot tall.

Nan Shi was fine at the beginning, and he was able to copy the books patiently, but he collapsed a little on the third day of copying, but he couldn't go out to play, so he thought about it and found a way - he couldn't go out, Let others come and play.

He really missed Xingxian a little bit.

Guo Xingxian didn't find it strange at all, after all, he didn't go to Nanshi's house to see him for so long, and he heard that he was living with his senior brother now, so he knew the family, so he could find someone for any urgent matters in the future.

Naturally, Chi You wouldn't be too idle to let Nan Shi's friends come to the door, so the side door opened, and as soon as Guo Xingxian entered, he saw Nan Shi standing behind the door smiling and waiting for him.

Guo Xingxian raised the bag in his hand: "Understood?"

Nan Shi immediately stepped forward to pick it up, and said strangely, "Thank you dad for saving my dog's life!"

What else can this bag be, milk tea!

Guo Xingxian is a polite person. According to the rules of S City, it is not good to go to someone's house empty-handed for the first time. He also brought a lot of things, but they were tied with oil-paper hemp rope. not sure what it is.

Nan Shi also understands the rules, and even if he does, he has to pretend to be polite: "Come on, come on, what kind of gift do you bring!"

"You have an elder at home now, so don't be rude." Guo Xingxian replied, Nan Shi raised her hand, and the pink-clothed maidservant at the side stepped forward to take the things from Guo Xingxian's hand, but Guo Xingxian only handed it to him. She gave half of it to her, and the other half was carried by herself: "No, the rest are not gifts."

"Yes." The maidservant in pink bowed her knees and saluted, lowered her eyebrows and lowered her eyes, and took the things from Guo Xingxian's hand lightly and delicately, without touching him at all, she seemed to be a well behaved person.

Guo Xingxian was a little uncomfortable, seeing Nan Shi was tightly wrapped up today, she didn't hesitate to step forward and hooked his shoulders with him, and whispered, "Your family is really well-mannered."

Nan Shi didn't refuse, he just dressed tighter on purpose, lest Guo Xingxian bump into something accidentally: "Fortunately, anyway, I can't control my head."

The two chatted while walking, Qinghe came from the backyard, walked to Nanshi's side, and slightly bent his knees: "The owner of the mountain has something to say, you don't have to take the young master to see you."

"Understood." Nan Shi waved his hand, then turned to Guo Xingxian and said, "This is the big maid next to my senior brother... Oh, you have seen my big maid, Qinglan and Qingying."

Qinglan took a step forward and said softly, "Master Guo, let the slaves carry things."

"...Okay." Guo Xingxian nodded while looking at Nan, and then passed the things over - to be honest, the things are not heavy, but he always feels a little guilty for asking girls to carry things.

Nan Shi whispered: "It's the first time someone from the family came to the door, and they are all holding back... They always have to be decent, and they are not like this usually."

Guo Xingxian suddenly realized that he had met the two women before, although he was a little respectful, but not to this extent: "So that's how it is."

The two of them didn't go directly to Nanshi's yard. It was the first time Guo Xingxian came, and Nanshi, the head of the house, would always take him around. The two chatted and chatted for a while, and Nanshi Shi Shi suddenly saw something in Qing Lan's hand, and asked, "What did you bring?"

The two happened to be seated in a small booth nearby, Guo Xingxian beckoned, took the things from Qinglan's hands and opened them up: "Don't you like to eat mangosteen?"

Nan Shi was also very interested: "Huh? You still know?"

"You just like this, how could I not know." Guo Xingxian rolled her eyes, picked one from the inside and threw it to Nan Shi, then asked him: "Do you want to share it with your maid?"

"No, I'll give it to them later, they won't eat it now."

"Oh." Guo Xingxian replied twice, he looked at Nan Shi: "Why do I feel that you seem to have changed?"

"What changed?" Nan Shi opened the mangosteen, and the fruit burst open, staining his hands with purple syrup: "Am I not well?"

Guo Xingxian took a hard look, and said puzzledly, "Maybe it's because turning into a ghost can buff your temperament? It looks like a dog."

"Climb!" This time when it was Nan's turn, he rolled his eyes: "Do you want this buff for you? I'll give you a family barrel for free! Once you die, I'll take you to the underworld to apply for a certificate, and then return to the world How about Li Gui? By the way, I will pay you five social insurances and one housing fund, and you will work in my house as a book boy... Come on, call the young master to come and listen?"

Guo Xingxian and Nan Shi rolled their eyes at each other: "Dele, I have no luck."

The two ate for a while, and Guo Xingxian suddenly asked in a low voice: "By the way, why haven't you solved it yet?"

Nan Shi was puzzled: "What?"

Guo Xingxian hated iron and said, "Body! Your body is about to rot, isn't it?!"

He originally wanted to say the word 'corpse', but after thinking about it, he still didn't poke Nan Shi's sore foot.

It was only when Nan Shi heard this that he remembered that there was such a thing—yes, he can still be resurrected!

Oh, I'm used to being a ghost, but I don't think there's anything wrong with it!He actually forgot that he could be resurrected!

Nan Shi thought about it carefully, and it seemed that the matter of changing his fate against the sky could be put on the agenda. He felt that he was a little sure, and everything had a timing. When the timing was right, most of them could be accomplished. Yes, I can try it.

Anyway, his current horoscope is messed up, and it can't be worse if he corrects his mistakes a few times.

When Guo Xingxian looked at Nan, his face was suddenly enlightened, and he wanted to slap his paw on his head to wake him up: "Isn't it? You can forget such a big thing?"

"No, have you gone back to see your body? It won't really be rotten, right?"

"Hey, don't! If you don't want to be in bad luck, don't put your claws on me!" Nan Shi knew Guo Xingxian too well, and he knew Guo Xingxian's next move completely. He touched his nose: "No, My senior brother helped me keep it..."

...But he really hadn't seen his own body.

The Ice Soul Orb can keep the corpse from decaying, but... can it prevent rats?What about worms?

What if he opened his eyes and found that his eyeballs had been gnawed off? !

Nan Shi was full of 'shit', and he didn't think about the more disgusting things, so as not to vomit.

"Okay, then I will make a report with my brother tomorrow to see my dead body..." Nan Shi gestured: "Try to get it done before the Chinese New Year."

"You can take it to heart!"

The two began to blow something again.

***

What no one knew was that just now Chi You walked over from the wall between them.He was standing in front of the study window at the moment, quietly thinking about what he had just heard.

He originally thought that when he was in the south, he had always been obedient and had never had a friend visit, and now the person who invited him must be a friend of his brother, and his avoidance was nothing more than his face when he went to the south, so he went to meet him, and let him know his status.

But no one expected that he heard this sentence.

Qinghe naturally heard it too, Chi You stopped calling in time, and the guard of honor didn't step forward, so he probably didn't hear it.

Even though Qinghe knew he shouldn't mention it, it's best to just pretend he didn't hear it, but he still couldn't help but whispered: "Shanzhu, could it be some kind of misunderstanding? Young master..."

"Get the punishment yourself." Chi You said coldly.

Did she think that he wanted people to talk about this scandalous incest between brothers?

【...Don't you like Master Chi Shan the most? 】

【Why?You still know? 】

【You just like this...】

Chi You's eyes were deep, when did Nan Shi think so?

No wonder Nan Shi praised him for his good looks a few days ago.