The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

As soon as Nan Shi said this, he regretted it, but he had already said it, so he had to bite the bullet and say it.

The result of putting on the bullet is that he drank too much, but in order to maintain his calm and low-spirited personality, Nan Shi still tried his best to control his mouth and not say anything—he still has confidence in his appearance .

I think he was a school grass in the third-rate technical school next door to Lianhuagouzi, Chishui Township, Huangtu County, when he was in the south. With the blessing of Hanfu, even a three-point color can set off a romantic appearance. As long as the mouth is not bad, everything is easy to talk about. .

"Brother, you have calculated all the secrets, but have you ever calculated such a day?" Nan Shi raised his sleeve with one hand, and took the warm rice wine from the stove with the other, and without waiting for Chi You to answer, he looked at the sky casually: "It would be even better if there was snow today."

Chi You moved his lips with a half-smile: "Why is there snow?"

"Green ant fermented new wine, small red clay stove...②" Nan Shi's eyes fell on the small stove beside him. The charcoal that was burning red was covered with ashes like silver frost. The fire came into contact with the slightly cool air, making a crackling sound.

Nan Shi smiled, poured the wine and covered the copper pot to cover up the little spark: "That's all."

Needless to say, Chi You already knew the meaning of it. When he looked up to the south, he saw that he was lazy, and he still had a subtle sense of deja vu, so he felt more and more pleasing to the eye.

According to legend, the longer people get along with each other, their behavior and even their personalities will gradually assimilate.

He didn't believe it at first.

Now I'm a little bit more convinced.

Chi You chuckled, and pointed at the wine glass: "It's too early."

Nan Shi also laughed, and the long gown fell from his shoulders with his movements, revealing the deep blue shirt inside, and he raised his eyebrows: "It's time for senior brother."

As soon as this remark came out, Nan Shi suddenly felt a slip of the tongue.

It is the nature engraved in Chi You's bones that respect should not be inferior.

Unexpectedly, Chi You didn't see any displeasure when he heard the words, Ruyu's hand held the pot to draw the wine, the amber liquid swirled in the cup and slowly quieted down, a drop of wine overflowed from the mouth of the cup It came out and landed on the red sandalwood table silently. With the sunlight, it looked like a penetrating jade bead.

Nan Shi stared at the drop of wine in a daze, and didn't know what he was thinking, so he became obsessed with it.

Maybe he drank too much.

His senior brother has descended to earth!

If it wasn't for maintaining this character set, Nan Shi would drag his flip flops out to tell the story, and if possible, set off two more [-]-fired firecrackers to celebrate.

"What are you thinking?" Seeing that he was silent, Chi You asked.

"...I was thinking, I want to hear the sound of firecrackers." Nan Shi murmured, "Brother, do you know that I haven't heard the sound of firecrackers for a long time."

If he can return to reality during the Chinese New Year this year, he wants to go to his senior brother’s mausoleum to have two strings of firecrackers, and if possible, arrange fireworks such as Er Ti Jiao and Zi Qi Dong Lai Hua Blooming Wealth... No way, the city won’t let them off Well.

No, his brother's tomb is in the mountains.Setting off firecrackers in the mountains is like setting fire to the mountains, and you will be imprisoned, even if it rains here!

But it's worth it to set off firecrackers once you think about it.

In less than half a year, he has already experienced tremendous changes in his life. The past few months have been more exciting than the past twenty years. This time, he does not know whether it is a blessing or a curse. Maybe he will die of old age, but at worst, he will live here with his senior brother. After more than 100 years, he is still a good man, and he can still enjoy air-conditioning, wifi, mobile phones and computers.

Maybe he can catch up with the trend and pretend to tell fortunes to the elders in the family before the house price soars. His grandma has always believed in this. If he buys more houses, he will be a second-generation demolition later.Hoard some more bitcoins, resell them, hey, his name must be on the Forbes list!

At that time, when he was going to run into what happened before, if someone didn't believe in evil and wanted to take revenge on him, he would show off a row of his bodyguards in black suits, black sunglasses and big gold chains, to see who would dare to attack!

...that's an odd request.

Chi You didn't bother to think about it: "What's so difficult? Qinghe."

"Yes, Lord of the Mountain." Qinghe, who was standing by the side, bowed his knees to answer, and retreated out without a sound. After a while, he heard the lively sound of firecrackers outside, and a loud noise came from the sky, and Nan Shi raised his head subconsciously. At first glance, even though the fireworks were eclipsed by the sunlight, it still fascinated him.

Chi You lowered his head and drank the wine in the glass, knocked on the table, and Nan Shi picked up the pot to fill it up for him, Chi You asked lazily: "A'nan, I heard that you have been arguing with the officials for the past few days? "

Nan Shi said calmly: "Senior brother said before that 'if you come, you will be at peace', I thought about it, and then I did as my brother ordered, left and right are just destiny, why don't you know that my actions at this time are not destiny Part of it?"

Chi You stopped talking, drank the wine again, and put the wine glass upside down on the table.He took a deep look at Nan Shi, then burst out laughing, got up and left.

A wind came, blowing his long sleeves fluttering.

Chi You's voice floated over with the wind: "You just have to do it with peace of mind, if there is anything, senior brother will take care of it for you."

Nan Shi stared at his leaving back with a straightened face, and responded dispensably: "En."

...Emma, ​​finally coaxed away!Liberation Liberation!

Nan Shi raised his head and drank the wine, then rolled his eyes in his heart, and was sure that rice wine was not as good as Coke, so he threw the glass out, got up and stayed on the bed, and went back to the room to rest.

Life is bleak, and I don't even want to drink a Coke.

...No, it seems there is, but maybe you have to look for it across the ocean?Is it worth it for a sip of Coke?

Can't do it!

***

Zhou Ren had money, but he didn't dare to buy things lavishly, so he could only quietly ask a herb picker he knew to buy some tonics, and found three or four shops, and filled the prescriptions prescribed by the doctor for seven days. The amount was quietly thrown into the neighbor's grandma's house.

Just like this, it is already surprising.

"Brother Zhou, did you make some kind of windfall? Where did you get so much money?" asked the apprentice who studied carpentry with Zhou Ren. Zhou Ren entrusted his family to buy the medicine, so he knew something about it.

Zhou Ren waved his hand and said in a low voice, "No, just a few days ago, I saved a man who fell into the water after drinking too much, and the other party gave me a thank you gift."

"Huh, that's a lot! Looks like he's still a rich man."

Zhou Ren nodded, their master came, and the two hurriedly lowered their heads, pretending to be serious, and planed wood.

Several days passed like this, and Zhou Ren finally saw the old Taoist priest when he passed the bridge hole again.

This time, the old Taoist was not dressed in tatters, but changed into a satin embroidered Taoist robe. The cranes and auspicious clouds on it were all embroidered with dark embroidery.

This whole set of clothes is enough for Zhou Ren to eat and drink alone for three to five years. From this point of view, there is no need to lie to him.

Nan Shi still carried the banner of 'Northern Banxian' as usual today, and when he saw Zhou Ren coming, he stroked his beard and said, "Little brother, you are here."

Zhou Ren took a deep breath: "Yes, Taoist priest, I'm here."

He still wanted to say something, but his throat got stuck again, and he couldn't speak out, as if someone was strangling his neck to prevent him from speaking.

Nan Shi threw the six copper coins on the table, did not open his eyes, but groped the copper coins one by one in the order of stabilizing the yin and yang sides of the copper coins, and shook his head: "The hexagram says that the time has not yet come , you don’t need to speak, you go.”

"But..." Zhou Ren just opened his mouth to say two words, and suddenly someone rushed over behind him: "Old Immortal! Ah... No, Master Bei Dao! You can count on going out to set up a stall!"

It was He Licai who came.

"Xiao He." Nan Shi responded.

He Licai crackled like a cannonball: "Are you always free? Can you come with me? I'll call you a rickshaw! There's a big man over there, let me beg you to meet me, you going?"

Nan Shi sat down firmly: "If you want, come see me in person. If I come to the door, I will cut his life."

If you are a master, you have to show your style, and those who come to the door as soon as people call are not delicious enough!Although this is a bit of a moonshot, but like Mr. Zhuge, it is the real master of psychological tactics. Look at the thatched cottage, do you think you can't cherish it when you get it?

Besides, what he said is not wrong, he is such a big ghost, it is not very good to enter the mansion, ranging from nothing, to serious illness and sudden death, it mainly depends on the fate of the other party - the patrol room is fine, That's public land.

He Licai said with a bitter face: "But that big man is a little..."

Save face.

It's hard for him to say this, there are too many people here, and his patrol skin is already eye-catching!

Nan Shi waved his hand: "There's no need to mention it again."

He got up and said: "Today's fate is over, the old Taoist is going home too, Xiaohe, if you have nothing to do, then don't go east, that place is not good for you."

He Licai responded with a grunt, and watched Nan Shi walk away gracefully.

Zhou Ren naturally had a sense of awe towards the police, and he hesitated for a while before stepping forward and asking: "Hello, this Taoist priest...is he really amazing?"

"That's natural!" He Licai said subconsciously: "The old god has pointed us out many times!"

"I saw the old fairy talking to you just now? Did he tell you a fortune? Tell me? I was also pointed out by the old fairy!"

Zhou Ren shook his head and said: "I didn't say anything, I just said that today's time has not come, let me go."

"Then you are really unlucky!" He Licai patted Zhou Ren's shoulder with sympathy, and persuaded: "The old god is what he is, and he will not cheat you. This is a real master!"

He Licai was in a hurry to return to his command, so he didn't talk to him any more, got on his bike and left.

Zhou Ren stood there watching for a long time, then sighed, and then went to work.

And Nan Shi didn't go far. To be honest, two people didn't even take orders today. He was a bit ticklish. It was still early and the house was being renovated. Although there was no sound, but when I went back too early, I always felt that I was doing nothing and not working hard enough. , They simply walked the streets together.

I don't know if Zhou Ren and He Licai have connected... As long as they are a pair, it should be easy to figure out that there is a cause and effect between them.

Nanshi really found Zhou Ren's fate more interesting the more he watched it. If it wasn't for that Mr. Barefoot who changed Zhou Ren's fate without authorization, Zhou Ren would have soared into the sky with his east wind.

Now the bare feet are gone, and I don't know when they will appear.

Nan Shi felt that Chi You's words were right.

They come, the security.

He vigorously mixed up the water in the pool to see when the barefoot shrimp would jump out of the water, and he could go home only after he solved the cause and effect.

...I really want to drink Coke.

Fanta works too.

He didn't pick lemon tea either.

The author has something to say:

①It doesn’t refer to a particular school, but it means that the school is very crappy, unrecognizable, and particularly rubbish.

②Bai Juyi's "Ask Liu Nineteen", I bet many people can memorize this poem, but they just don't know the name of the poem 23333