The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"Lord Chi Shan, it's been a long time." The judge Cui Jue frowned slightly, looking at the once famous Lord of Zhaoyao Mountain. He and Chi You hadn't seen each other for thousands of years. Looking at it now, Chi You's demeanor is still the same: "Lord Chi Shan , can we discuss something?"

"You are straightforward." Chi You played with the teacup in his hand: "Can't I just come to meet an old friend?"

"I'm busy." Cui Jue said very bluntly: "With all due respect, Chi You, if nothing happened, you might not even bother to take a step out of the house, right? Why, the world is uncomfortable? Why do you want to go to the underworld? "

Since the reform of the underworld, most things have been contracted by intelligent AI, and many grassroots personnel have been eliminated accordingly... All in all, everything that robots can't do will be handed over layer by layer, and the number of people has decreased, so the upper layers of the pyramid are even more busy.

Chi You smiled calmly, showing no anger at all: "I took in a younger brother, who will help me take care of some later. In three years, I have to learn how to change my life against the sky. How can I do it without some experience?"

"Junior brother? Have you accepted a disciple?"

"It's all about accepting apprentices on behalf of the teacher." Thinking of Nanshi's doggy appearance, Chi You actually felt that he was a little cheated, so he couldn't help frowning.

When we first met, Nan Shi was not what he is now. He was calm, bold, knowledgeable and witty, and he seemed very calm and self-possessed in the face of a group of ghosts who could tear him to pieces at any time. Is it revealed?

Cui Jue knew about Nanshi. Chi You brought people to the underworld, so it was naturally through his handwriting. Just tell him to do things.

He smiled and said: "Your junior brother is still young, just teach him carefully, who doesn't have a time of being naughty."

Chi You nodded: "Yes."

"I see. If you don't have anything to do, I won't accompany you. There are three meetings to be held in a while." Cui Jue stretched out his hand and rubbed the space between his brows.

"Then I'll take my leave." Chi You got up, and the hem of the black long gown lay gracefully on the ground, rubbing against the marble floor, making a slight rustling sound.Qinghe on the side opened the curtain for him, and Chi You put one hand behind his back, without turning his head, he said, "Come to my house to drink after you finish your job."

Cui Jue let go of his straight back, sank into the chair, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket with his blue-white palm, smoked one and lit it: "No, I'm not free, I'll work overtime."

"Up to you." Chi You sneered, and the curtain fell, covering his figure.

Qing He followed Chi You out of the gate of Cui Mansion, and then asked respectfully: "Shanzhu, the young master is young after all, is it too much to ask Judge Cui to take action..."

Chi You's voice came from the sedan chair: "I make my own judgment."

"Yes." Qinghe replied in a low voice.

Since when did all the servants at home go to Nanshi?Chi You didn't ask.

Chi You lightly touched his forehead with his index finger: "Forget it, let Qinglan take care of him."

"Yes, Mountain Lord."

He finally accepted such a disciple, did he intend to let him die young?

Chi You's team quickly returned to Chi Mansion. When Chi You got off the sedan chair, he saw Steward Zhou waiting by the side. When he saw him come down, he went forward to report: "Shanzhu, young master, please see me in the front hall."

"Oh? Why didn't you tell the young master to go to the study?" Chi You asked.

Steward Zhou smiled wryly and said, "Sir, the old servant has invited you, and the young master said the front hall is fine... I am afraid that the mountain master threw the young master on the street and hurt the young master's heart. The young master is still young, after all, he has a childish heart."

Chi You couldn't deny it, and said coolly: "You all favor him."

"The old slave doesn't dare." Steward Zhou followed Chi You's pace, and by looking at the direction, he knew that he was going to the study in the backyard.

Chi You raised the corners of his mouth, showing a smile of unknown meaning: "Are you used to him? Ask him to come to the study."

"Yes." Steward Zhou took a step away and hurried to the front hall to find Nan Shi.

***

After yesterday, Nanshi became famous in the first battle. Everyone in the night market knew that Nan Banxian had sold out his blind boxes, and there was a high probability that he would start fortune-telling. Therefore, the blind box project was extremely popular, and within half an hour The stall was emptied.

"Nan Banxian, it's time to tell your fortune!" Someone shouted from the side.

"Why are there so many people waiting for my fortune-telling?" Nan Shi chuckled, and adjusted the billboard to fortune-telling.

Someone shouted: "If you do the math, you can get a partner! How can such a good thing be done without me!"

"Nan Banxian give me a chance! I don't choose whether it's a man or a woman, life or death! It's just a person! I can also be a bisexual!"

"I'm different from them! I can also be a goblin!"

"What about manners?"

"What kind of morals do you need to get out of the order!"

Nan Shi smiled and cupped his hands to the onlookers, signaling them to stop arguing. He adjusted the number interface on the billboard and said in a loud voice, "It's still a hundred and one hexagrams. If you want to get a fortune teller, you can get a number." It's time to come."

When the crowd heard this, they were very qualified. They stepped forward to get a number plate one by one, and then watched from the sidelines.

The first friend is a strong man about 30 years old, with a blue dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, and an old cow in the middle. A buttoned white vest can't cover his tattoo at all. A watermelon knife, he is the type of big brother on this street.

The eldest brother showed his shiny white teeth: "Mr. Nan, please do the math. How is my wife doing on the board? Has she remarried? Has my son been admitted to a key elementary school? I died unexpectedly, and many things were delayed Tell me, I'm not very good at operating Tuomeng, and I'm still panicking!"

This is easy.

Nan Shi asked the other party's horoscope clearly, so he will not be lazy and use the character test today, and honestly made a horoscope for him.

The so-called horoscope is to arrange the birth time of a person according to the twelfth house and calculate the life palace, official salary palace, migration palace, wealth palace, etc. When hundreds of stars enter the twelve palaces, it will map out the zodiac sign of the person. life.

Nan Shi lined up and said: "It's the first time you've opened the door today, so I won't overcharge you, please tell me the date and time of your wife and child's birth, and I'll show them all. "

Who doesn't love taking advantage of things?The eldest brother was overjoyed, and reported the number. Nan Shi was a little surprised—after all, there are quite a few people who can remember the birthday of the object, but it is rare to be able to remember when the object was born.

Nan Shi completed the three horoscopes in one breath, and interpreted them for him: "The giant gate enters the palace of fate, big brother, you are bold, but you are usually straightforward and easy to provoke gossip, but you have leadership skills..."

When he said this, he suddenly realized that the other party just wanted to ask about the situation of his wife and children, so there was no need to say so much, just the key points.This big brother Sun star enters the husband and wife palace, coupled with jealousy, the Lord is separated from life to death.

Anyone who can find Nan Shi's fortune-telling here must be a ghost, so there is nothing to say.

He directly looked at his wife's horoscope, his wife Ziwei Xing entered the palace of fate, she was beautiful, and then looked at the husband and wife palace, where the celestial phase was sitting in the palace, and met Liuji single star, the master had a second marriage, and the second marriage was beautiful , the husband and wife palace will travel next year, so it should be next year.

Nan Shi carefully looked at the other person's expression, afraid that he might be beaten into the hospital if he told the truth: "Your wife is doing well, and she will officially start her ten-year fortune starting next year. The main thing is to make money, and the financial aspect should be good. I am more affluent, and the husband and wife palace is also in the next year, and I may remarry next year."

The eldest brother's son's fate is a bit interesting, he is a nobleman of Sanqi.

Sanqi Nobility is a special algorithm in the natal chart. There are three special arrangements of heaven, earth and people, three special arrangements of heavenly stems and earthly branches. Those who meet these three oddities have excellent fortunes, generals and phases, and pillars of the country.

"Your son's horoscope is good, the three oddities are meeting, and the auspicious stars enter the palace, and the future wealth will be unspeakable!" Nan Shi continued, fearing that if he spoke too slowly, his situation would disappear: "This fate, In ancient times, it would be an emperor... An emperor may not be qualified enough, but he must have the rank of general and have great talents! You can entrust your child with a dream to let your child take the public examination in the future, and he will definitely achieve great things."

As soon as the eldest brother heard that his wife was going to remarry, he covered his heart with his hands, and his face turned green and red for a while. When he heard that his son was promising a lot, he suddenly got better again: "...Mr. Nan, can my wife live well when she remarries?" ?”

"Husband and wife are harmonious." Nan Shi replied.

"That's good." The eldest brother heaved a sigh of relief, waved his hands and said, "I died prematurely without any future, so I can't blame her for remarrying! The son of my family will be able to have a great future, she must be a good teacher! I will die in peace." !"

After the elder brother finished speaking, he directly transferred 1000 yuan to Nanshi's account: "Mr. Nan, thank you! Then I will go first!"

Nanshi didn't pay attention to the amount of credit, anyway, no one would try to challenge the main system to prostitute for free, and sent people away with a smile. As soon as the big brother's ass got off the stool, a girl with serial number 2 stepped up and sat down: "Nan Shi Banxian, I'm going to be reincarnated soon, can you tell me what my life will be after reincarnation?"

Nan Shi: "Huh? Do you know when you were reincarnated?"

"I know!" The girl wrote a row of numbers in a swish, and handed it to Nan Shi. She whispered, "There are still three days left, so I won't keep it secret... Show me, if it's not good, I'll hurry up Please move the time of birth forward by asking for help."

"This is also possible?"

She blinked her eyes and looked a bit playful: "There's nothing wrong with it. For my future, my mother would definitely be willing to wait two more hours. It would have been easier and I had a caesarean section."

Nan Shi could be said to have opened the door to a new world. He thought that the caesarean section was nothing. If it hurt for two more hours, he felt that her mother must have strangled this scourge at the time.He reminded: "I haven't calculated this type, and it may not be accurate."

"It's okay, I'm just here for peace of mind." The girl was very polite and said directly that she would not pursue it.

Nan Shi nodded, and arranged a horoscope according to the horoscope, and the girl asked curiously, "How is it, sir? What will my fate be in the next life?"

In fact, the fortune-telling chart is very simple, but it is cumbersome, and there is a set of special rules for how to fill it out. Times have changed, and of course the utensils have also changed. Modern fortune-tellers all use a relatively simple tool-one-click free fortune-telling chart on the metaphysics website.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that everything will be fine after arranging the board with one key. The key point is to interpret this board: “In the next life, you will be short-lived. Afterwards, there will be three catastrophes, all of which are life and death, so you have to deal with them carefully."

"Good-looking, intelligent personality, eloquent, but suspicious by nature, you should pay attention to gossip with others, in the early stage of career because of this problem, there will be some setbacks, but in the later stage it will be fine. There are rotten peach blossoms in the husband and wife palace, don't marry people easily, in the end It’s good to think about it after living together for a while, and I will have a daughter.”

Nan Shi said it was a joke in one breath, and the girl's smiling face almost collapsed: "Isn't it? It's so miserable, and I have six doomsdays in total? God doesn't want me to live?!"

"Please help me to see if there is a better fate in the two hours before and after. If it is not possible, I will advance a day or two, my future mother, I'm sorry! ——One hundred, I understand the rules!"

Nan Shi complied, and also explained the charts for the two hours before and after, but he didn't know if the girl's fate was bad. Nan Shi even arranged more than [-] charts, but pushed them to two or three days It's been a while, but I still don't have a good fate.

The girl looked more and more ugly, and asked: "Sir, can you help me choose one?"

Nan Shi thought for a while, and pointed to one of them: "Actually, you don't have to care too much about it. The palace nature is affected by things, and the stars change. Maybe there will be a turning point in the future... This is okay, there are only two doomsdays, and it will be counted if you pass it." It's been smooth sailing."

"Okay!" The girl paid the money in a hurry, and left in a hurry with the fortune chart.

Next came the third, the fourth...

When the clock struck midnight, Nan Shi breathed a sigh of relief. There were still a lot of people queuing up in front of his stall, but Nan Shi didn't want to forget about it, and asked them to come back tomorrow—the calculation was nothing more than a trivial matter Things are nothing more than searching for people and things, asking questions about marriage fate and eight-character names.

This is not one or two points away from changing one's fate against the sky.

When Mr. Li said that he could take him to the human world, he was happy for a while at first, thinking that if he could apply for a visa to stay in the human world, in fact, there seemed to be no difference between being dead and alive except that humans could not see him. Then he thought, no. , can his senior brother let him go?

This must not be possible.

And can live, who doesn't want to live?On the grandma side, I don't know how long I can hide it.

Still have to figure out a way.

In fact, the most important point is that Nan Shi didn't know how to change his fate against the sky.

This is equivalent to a reverse behavior operation.

The so-called fortune-telling can be divided into three levels.

It is the first level to know what is about to happen or what has happened by relying on channels such as four pillars and eight characters.Generally, fortune tellers in the world are of this level.

Knowing what is about to happen by means of the above means, correcting the direction of the matter, and making it develop in the desired direction is the second level.

This type is also the common type in TV dramas, "I see your seal is black, there must be a bloody disaster. Here is a yellow talisman in the poor way. As long as you take it back and burn it and drink it with water, you will have no worries." They can Help others resolve disasters and change the future.

Similar to Mr. Kong Ming's seven-star lantern at the origin of five feet, this is also a means of correction, and it can also be regarded as a way of changing fate against the sky.

The third level is to overthrow what has already happened and modify the established facts. This is the third level. The so-called change of fate against the sky exists like a game modifier.

Theoretically speaking, changing your life against the sky can even go so far: For example, if your parents died when you were young, after a fortune teller changes your life against the sky, you will find that your parents are not dead, you were wronged, It was your adoptive parents who died; or your parents suddenly came back, saying that the part of their death was actually a misunderstanding, and they have been living well, but they did not come back for various reasons.

Or if it is a little more against the sky, your memory will be modified, and you will be able to see that your parents are still alive when you go home.

Nan Shi is really cursing, are one, two and three a series?This is equivalent to comparing the distances of one meter, 100 meters and the diameter of the Milky Way.

People in the world often say that the elixir is easy to find, but the medicine of regret is hard to find. This third level is the standard medicine of regret!

How can this be so easy to do?three years?Even if you give him 30 years, you may not be able to get it done.

He only saw Chi You make a move once, that was at Qingyun Daoist Temple, and he inquired about it later, that Qingyun Temple seemed to have a particularly talented disciple, but his fate was not good, Chi You was already dying when he left , the master uncle of Qingyun Guan asked Chi You to help him change his fate, so that the disciple would be safe and worry-free from now on.

This person was not dead yet, and Chi You was almost struck by lightning. Strictly speaking, Chi You's operation at that time could only be regarded as the second level, and what he corrected was the 'result' that had not yet happened.

But Nan Shi himself was completely dead!The corpses are covered with spots!How can this count as the third class, right?

Nan Shi tapped the center of his eyebrows with his fingertips, thinking that this matter should not be dealt with with a blindfolded head, and he also knew that this could not be done by messing around.

He immediately made a divination for himself, and the divination showed that the nobleman was in the south, so he told Nanshi to go south, and when he saw the Golden Palace (a relatively majestic and gorgeous house, it also means the residence of the superior), he would enter and get what he wanted Answer.

Nan Shi walked along the hexagram for a while, raised his head, Huo, Chifu.

It fits the hexagram very well.

What can be done then?

go in!

Nan Shi can learn to be smart now. When he is indecisive in a situation, he first calculates a hexagram. Nan Shi changed the same question from three different angles. The hexagrams all showed that it was auspicious. Then he went in to find Butler Zhou, and waited in the front hall. His brother is back.

Steward Zhou told him to go to the study. After thinking about it, it was easier to escape in the front hall.

If I had known, I wouldn't have made faces at his senior brother when night fell!

What a jerk he did!

Why can't I control it? !