The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Just kidding, of course it is impossible to sell.

Of course, to decide whether to sell it or not, Nan Shi went home and changed the copper coin for several calculations. It is best to come to a conclusion, and it is best to use it by yourself.

Zhuo Wen saw him take a copper coin and toss it around, some painful memories came to his mind, he is a little insensitive to these things now: "I said, you must also be retribution because of...?"

He wanted to ask just now, but he was outside and it was dark again, so he couldn't stay longer.

"Almost." Nan Shi rested his chin on one hand, waiting for the phone to turn on: "Isn't this young and ignorant...I'm also quite wronged, but I didn't expect to live so well down here."

"So that's the case, so is your senior brother?"

"That's right, the two of us came down together, but my senior brother thought I was too worthless, so he threw me on the street." Nan Shi explained clearly, "It's actually okay, and it's cool that no one cares about me." , adults should live independently!"

"Right."

The Apple 101 generation in front of me looks no different from the mobile phones in the world. It is also a full screen with a moderate size, but there are no lenses on the front and back. I read the manual and said that it uses an under-screen lens, and I don’t see any high-level features other than that. Technology: "I thought Apple 101 would..."

"Will it be that long?" Zhuo Wen compared the length of a shoehorn, leaned forward and pressed the phone, the phone clicked a few times, and suddenly extended, and finally it was about [-] centimeters long, really. shoehorn.

He patted Nan Shi on the shoulder and said: "It does have this function. I remember that it was so long in the 80s. Later, people complained that it was not easy to put it in the pocket, but many people thought it was only as long as a shoehorn. Only the taste of Apple, anyway, the technology can do it, so it is changed to a hidden function."

Nan Shi was speechless for a moment, then he lay down on the table and laughed wildly: "I believe this is the original version hahaha!"

The screen lit up, and several messages popped up quickly. Nan Shi casually clicked on it, and found that it was from Qinglan. The general content was to tell him not to panic, and the problems with his identity and background had been settled. His current identity did not issue a death certificate, so he asked Nan Shi to take his mobile phone with him when he left, so that he could save his life at critical moments.

There is something wrong with Nanshipin.

Why did Qinglan come to tell him this?

If Chi You gave him the phone, he should directly order Qinghe or Qingying beside him to give it to him, instead of handing it over to Qinglan—Chi You would never consider asking Qinglan to give it to him if he could call Nanshi The question of feeling more comfortable or losing face.

To put it bluntly, Chi You is an out-and-out ancient high-ranking person, with superiority and inferiority, seniority and orderliness, these words are engraved on his code of conduct, and there are four words called 'respect does not allow inferiority'.

He pondered over Qing Lan's abnormal reaction of leaving in a hurry, and couldn't help smacking his lips.

...Isn't it true that Qing Lan secretly gave it to him?

When did Qing Lan become so courageous?

Thinking of this, Nan Shi didn't hesitate, and immediately tossed a coin to make a fortune—afraid of being inaccurate, he specially used the tortoise shell, an auxiliary equipment to improve the accuracy rate.

The copper coin fell on the table with a ding ding dong dong, and the hexagram told Nanshi that his guess was right.

That really can't be sold.

With a ding-dong sound, another message from Qinglan came from the phone: [Master, if you encounter a similar situation today, you can just use your phone. Suantian is a secret treasure of the mountain gate, please treat it with respect. 】

Nan Shi: ...?

'Suan Tian' is a joke?

His eyes fell on the tortoise shell at the side. At this moment, the tortoise shell was quietly lying on the table, and there were two small characters on the white plastron, which were not colored. If Nan Shi hadn't gotten so close, he really wouldn't have noticed it. It is exactly the word "suantian".

...I do it!

***

So in the end, Nanshi still couldn't use the extra money to wholesale trinkets, so he could only tearfully choose the free opening gift package given by the main system, and went to the night market obediently to set up a stall.

Zhuo Wen dragged two sacks to the night market to collect garbage after delivering him to the point. The two made an appointment to finish work at 12 o'clock in the evening and go home together.

As a former low-key, luxurious and connotative antique shop owner, Nan Shi disliked the opening gift package given by the system - Frozen dolls + various Frozen peripheral flower headbands, key chains and the like, which are garish and earthy It's vulgar, but any older girl won't take a fancy to these.

Don't ask why the underworld is so high-tech and still popular. The world is always sending modern souls down, no matter how backward things are, there is no shortage of people to like them.

He looked at these and rubbed his chin. Didn't Disney's copyright boss expand his business to the underworld?He is really afraid that he will be sued in court before he makes any money selling these!

But there is no way, I can only bite the bullet and go on!

Nanshi saw that there was still 200 yuan left on his mobile phone, and went to the boutique next door to buy two exquisite dolls with the same theme, and asked someone to ask for some unwanted cardboard. After half an hour of manual work, He set up the stall.

"Don't miss it when you pass by, Frozen special blind box is new! 39 yuan a pump, no one cheats!" Nan Shi recorded a cry with his mobile phone without any public morals, and played it on a loop.

A virtual billboard stands in front of the booth on the left, with a picture of Princess Elsa on it, and next to the princess are written entries such as 'A Prize' and 'B Prize' with corresponding preview images. There is a 'last prize', which means that the person who buys the last blind box can take away the last prize directly.

A very mature set of lottery plans, the kind that can be grabbed in the world.

Thanks to the advanced technology in the prefecture, the billboards can be completed with chips implanted in the arms. In fact, the lottery tickets can directly make the chip generate a card drawing interface, but how can the electronic screen compare with the feeling of tearing it out manually?

Nan Shi, who is familiar with the [-] ways of doing business, clearly positioned his user group as children, but as we all know, children have no ability to spend money - there are many children in the underworld who died before their parents, but this kind of meeting Set up an adoption system. If there are no relatives, they will find a childless family for adoption. All in all, they all have guardians!

Children want to buy toys, depending on whether adults are willing to pay.

As for the consumption itself, in most cases it is impulsive consumption.

For the lottery ticket, which can be said to target the deepest inferiority of human beings, it can be said that adults and children can eat it all.Adults' consumption is positioned at 'let's see how lucky I am' and develops into 'I don't believe I can't get it out', while children's consumption is positioned at 'I must have this toy'.

When Nanshi came here, he discovered that no one in the whole night market made blind boxes, and most of the stall owners just sat expressionlessly behind their stalls and sold some items distributed by the system lukewarmly, just for one working hour. Without the pressure of life, the inertia of human beings is unimaginable.

The system priced the gift packs drawn by Nanshi at around 10-20 yuan, a total of 39 items.When Nan Shi came up, it was 5. As long as he sold 200 pieces, he would get back the 40 yuan he bought for the A prize and the last prize, and he would basically get back the cost of the system calibration for selling more than [-] blind boxes, and the rest of the money would be all It's blood money!

This is not up?

It's a fool to have money but not make money!

The cries from Nanshi's side quickly attracted a little girl. The little girl's eyes lit up when she saw the billboard, and she took her father's hand and dragged it in the direction of Nanshi: "Daddy, I want to buy that!"

Adults who have experienced many battles generally reject it directly when they see the price of 39 and the prizes are some spicy chickens worth 15 yuan.

Her father frowned and said, "This is very expensive, we can buy other people's."

"But I really like that A-prize princess!"

"But..." Before her father finished speaking, Nan Shi interjected at the right time: "But this Princess Elsa will sell for more than 200 in the toy store!"

Nanshi unceremoniously raised the purchase price by a notch.

He pushed the lottery box forward. Nanshi's handmade one was pretty good. A few pieces of paper and cardboard made him a tearable pocket: "If you're lucky, just draw one Did you hit it?"

The little girl looked at her father's hesitant expression, and looked up at him pitifully: "I can buy it myself! I used to help my father wash the dishes, my mother sweep the floor, and take out the trash every day! Dad, you said you would help out for a month. Just give me 100 yuan pocket money for housework!"

She counted with her fingers: "I've been doing it for two months! I'll just buy one! Can't you, Dad?"

Her father said helplessly: "...Okay, then buy one."

……

As we all know, there is only one lottery and unlimited times.

When she came back to her senses, her father had torn open a lottery ticket for No.20, looked at the big letter 'A' on it, hugged her daughter and cheered and spun around: "Win! Prize A! "

His daughter kissed him on the face: "Daddy is awesome! Daddy is amazing!"

Nan Shi had already narrowed his eyes with laughter at this moment, he took out a shopping bag and asked, "Do you want to redeem the prize?"

"Dui! No more draws!" Her father waved his hand proudly, and Nan Shi nodded, saying something like, "It's a good luck to win the A prize with twenty cards", "Possessed by the Emperor of Europe", etc. Praise of money, while stuffing other prizes designated by the little girl into the shopping bag, and finally stuffed the doll worth more than 100 into the girl's arms: "Congratulations!"

The father and daughter walked away happily. At this moment, the crowd attracted to watch the lottery had formed a dense circle. Nan Shi was not stingy, and placed an order directly from the mobile phone, and asked the owner of the toy store next door to send two more Princess Aisha worth [-] came over and increased the price on the spot.

After directly adding two A prizes, the spectators who were still hesitating were immediately deceived into the trap of this lottery draw. One A prize was drawn, which means that the last dozen or so cards included one A prize and one last prize.

The mother standing in front of her said to her son, "I can only buy three! Three at most!"

"Okay." Her son said childishly, "Thank you...Mom."

Nan Shi was a little surprised. He thought that only girls liked Frozen, but he didn't expect that there were boys who also liked it.

The woman showed a gentle smile, and gently touched the child's head: "It's okay, if you are not used to it, you can call me auntie."

The little boy paused for a moment, then shook his head slowly. His articulate words were still unclear, but his meaning was clear: "Auntie will be my mother from now on, and my mother is still on it. I will have two mothers in the future." Already!"

The lines at the end of the woman's eyes were filled with happiness: "Mom bought it for you."

The woman scanned the QR code to pay, and took the box and asked the little boy to pick three lottery tickets. The boy fiddled with the inside and picked three out: "Just these three."

The little boy tore two sheets, one B and one C, corresponding to a small keychain and a small doll respectively, and he handed the last one to his mother: "Mom, open it."

The woman declined a few words, but she didn't decline in the end. After opening it, it was still a B prize.

The little boy lowered his head in disappointment, but he didn't say he would buy it again, but his mother quit. Her family is perfect, except that she has no children.When she was in the world, she begged thousands of times and worshiped every time she passed a temple, but in the end she didn't have any.

No one thought that this wish would be fulfilled after death. Although he was not born by himself, who wouldn't like such a cute and obedient child?

She calculated the expenses for this month, looked at the little boy's eager eyes looking at the A award, and confirmed with Nan Shi: "There is also an A award, a last award, right?"

"Yes."

"Okay! Then I'll take care of it!" The woman transferred the money to get the lottery ticket in one go: "Cub! Draw!"

The little boy sweetly said 'thank you mom', happily drew all the lottery tickets, hugged a princess in each of his left and right hands, and smiled so much that his little face was blooming.

This is equivalent to rounding up all the remaining prizes, and there is no need for the little boy to specify any more. Nanshi packed the prizes into the bag and reminded with a smile: "It looks like it will rain today, so hurry up and go home." !"

The woman reached out and took the paper bag: "No way? Didn't the weather say today is good? I just brought my children to the night market."

Nan Shi: "Trust me, you're right, go home early so that you don't become a drowned rat... I'm a student of weather."

Obviously the last sentence convinced her, she nodded, thanked her, and left with the child.

Nan Shi shook his head, took out a copper coin from his trouser pocket, and made a fortune for the other party.He just saw that the faces of the woman and the child were not quite right, and he reckoned that it might be unlucky, but the light pollution in this night market is too serious, he was really a little uncertain, and he advised them based on the principle that he would rather kill by mistake than let go. If the other party goes home early, maybe they can avoid this catastrophe.

Now if you use copper coins to calculate, although there are no four pillars and eight characters, you are really right.

Today's business is better than expected. It's not until eleven o'clock, Nanshi has sold out all the things. It's still a while before Zhuo Wen comes to pick him up, and he can't go home first, so he finally remembered himself full-time job.

Judging from the information Qing Lan revealed, his senior brother might be watching him somewhere!

In order to avoid being beaten when they meet in the future, Nan Shi decided to change the sign to two big characters that are particularly sincere: fortune telling.

There is also a row of small characters below: name Najib, choose a date for marriage, combine horoscopes, find people and things, one hundred yuan a hexagram.Another: don't look at Feng Shui.

Nanshi played with his mobile phone with his chin in his hands, and didn't expect anyone to come. After all, as far as the price is concerned, 100 yuan is counted once, and he is still such a young gentleman. There is no hair on the mouth, and the work is not firm. Too young makes people subconsciously feel that it is a lie.

However, what Nanshi didn't know was that this was really the only one in the night market.

But also pay attention to a local conditions.

In the human world, everyone still thinks there are no ghosts, so you can't be superstitious!Now everyone has become a ghost, and I am superstitious, so I can't say whether I believe it or not.

Soon Nanshi's stall had its first customer, a young couple.

The woman sat down first, opened her mouth and said, "This marriage can't be ended!"

The man also sat down: "One hexagram is one hundred, right? Sir, do the math for us, will our marriage still work?"

"Yes." Nan Shi looked at the woman first, and then at the man. The husband and wife palaces of the two were full, and there was a touch of blush. It seemed that a good thing was about to happen, but the lights here are too gaudy. Nan Shi At the time, I still chose the project I was best at, so as not to smash the signboard for the first business: "Both of you can write any word."

He pushed the pen and paper over.

The young couple looked at each other, then turned their heads angrily, not looking at each other.The woman grabbed the pen first and wrote the word 'West', while the man saw it and wrote the character 'East'.

Nan Shi took a look, and subconsciously turned to look at the people standing next to the two of them.

The man is on the right, and on his right is a young man who looks quite gentle.

The woman is on the left, and there is also a handsome young man on her left.

Ah this...

Nan Shi began to hesitate. If you interpret this word, you will be beaten, right? !

Let’s talk about characters first. The word “Xi” written by a woman is pictographically like a bed where two people sleep back to back.

The male character "东" needs to be changed to the traditional Chinese character "东" first, and then read. The so-called Dong, since the sun is in the wood①, has the appearance of relying on the "sun". It is still possible to ask about marriage, but there are so many One point shows that he is the weaker party in the marriage.

Let’s talk about the character itself. The left swipe of the word “west” writes the head, while the right swipe does not touch the edge of the box, which corresponds to the current position of the woman, implying a sign that the woman is about to break free from the cage, while the word “dong” is vertically deflected. Crooked, implying that the man is vacillating, the main beam is not stable, and he is getting married.

Who wants to live in together even if their feelings are like a dilapidated house?

When the two are combined, there is a very ugly word: go their separate ways.

This marriage is useless, and they have different dreams together, and they will cheat sooner or later.

But in line with the mentality of doing what he does and loving what he does, Nan Shi can't tell lies, so he can only change to a more tactful rhetoric: "The two good things are coming soon."

Although a good thing is approaching, the object of this 'good thing' should not be the other party.

"If there is any misunderstanding between the two of you, it's better to talk it out as soon as possible." Nan Shi thought about it and said, "If there is a misunderstanding, it's easy to make a knot, but it's difficult to open it up."

It's better for you two to speak clearly so that you can get together and get separated, so as not to become resentful spouses after marriage.

The young couple looked better. Why did Nan Shi get beaten for telling the truth?

Because he felt that these two people just wanted to find a way to go down, and there was still affection between them.

The woman put her hands on her chest and said with a sneer: "Tell me, my husband has already said, what are you dissatisfied with? This is not good, and that is not good. You are more picky when you marry a man than me and a woman. What are you trying to do?"

The man's eyebrows were a little narrowed, and he said in a low voice: "I just feel a little dissatisfied, and I want to give you the best."

"Oh?" the woman said, "Then you procrastinated and delayed the wedding for my own good? The wedding invitations have been sent out!"

"Different……"

"What's the difference!" the woman said, "I don't think you want to marry me at all!"

The man opened his mouth, and finally fell silent again, saying nothing: "..."

Seeing these two people arguing as if no one else was there, Nan Shi was overwhelmed, and simply understood: "Marriage is a big deal, if you haven't thought it through, don't make a decision lightly."

He looked at the man, who was the one with the biggest problem here: "If you don't want to marry a girl, you'd better explain it to her, and don't waste her time."

The man's face turned pale when he heard this. The woman didn't understand when she saw the man's reaction.

Her face was blue and red, and finally she reached out and grabbed the man's arm and stood up, and gave Nanshi a hundred: "What kind of poor Mr., the calculation is not accurate, the 100 yuan is when I feed the dog, let's go !"

The man responded awkwardly, and was about to follow the woman. He didn't know what he tripped, and suddenly fell forward, but his girlfriend was in front of him. He couldn't make his girlfriend fall together, so he abruptly changed the direction and turned to one side. fell down.

The woman was pulled by the reaction force and fell backwards.

In an instant, the two young men who had been watching from the side subconsciously grabbed the other and supported the other.

"Are you okay?"

"careful!"

Reasonably speaking, this is obviously a very normal scene, but the atmosphere suddenly fell into inexplicable embarrassment.

The two were hugged by someone, and they didn't look at each other, but stared blankly at the person who was holding them.

Nan Shi: ...That's right, it's a coincidence.

There is another saying in the characters of the two people. To seek marriage, according to the direction of the two people's sitting, one goes west and the other goes east. Anyway, they are not each other.Don't you think this is hitting Zhengtaohua?

It was NTR on the spot, and the operation of planting a piece of grassland on each other's heads was so exciting.

The sky is blue, and there are thousands of paper cranes outside the window.

Nan Shi tidied up the paper that had just been written on, humming this song inexplicably in his heart.

After packing up, the two of them stood on the left and the other on the right. The man came forward and transferred 100 yuan to Nan Shi, and said seriously: "Mr. is quite accurate. I really don't want to marry her. She She's a good girl, and I can't harm her."

The woman lowered her head, couldn't help but glanced at the man who had retreated into the crowd, and then at her boyfriend, thinking that the old lady was also bewitched, what's so good about this dog man, the three-legged toad can't It's easy to find, men with two legs are all over the street - just pulled my own, isn't it good?

Nan Shi said leisurely: "Thank you for your patronage. I'll give you a free sentence. I said that the two of you are getting closer... The object is not the other party."

"Seize the opportunity, come on."

The author has something to say:

Sorry, I'm late, but luckily I don't have to go to work today...I'm so sleepy I'm going to bed

①: from Shuowen Jiezi