The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

It is obviously a very high-end city, but it is very dirty under the flyover.

It may be because there has been no sun for many years, there is an unpleasant smell under the overpass, and there is no garbage to be seen.

"This rain falls as soon as it is said, so there is no reason!" the man cursed.

He glanced at Nan Shi, who was also drenched for the most part, and felt a little bit like a fallen person in Tianya, so he decided not to care about Nan Shi.

He found a random place and sat down, and began to stuff his intestines into his stomach, and asked casually, "Did you just come down? Are you not used to it?"

Although his sentence was questionable, it was in an affirmative tone: "Don't panic too much, the main system should have sent you a novice process, just follow along."

Nan Shi shrank aside, the visual impact was a bit big, reason told him that he should deal with it calmly and calmly, but the brain was over there'Ahhhhhhhhhh there is a ghost! ’, which made him want to look at the other party but didn’t dare to look at him, so he responded indiscriminately: “Yes... I just came down, and it started to rain as soon as I got down, so I don’t know where to hide.”

"Normal." The man took out a plastic wrap from his pocket, wrapped it around his abdomen, and fastened it tightly.Nan Shi took a closer look and found that it should be a plastic bag. The man continued: "Then you are not bad. You were assigned to this place just after you got down. This is a medium-sized community."

"The residence assigned to you should be nearby, just follow the navigation."

"...Thank you." Nan Shi hesitantly thanked him, and he couldn't tell the other party what kind of novice guide he didn't have at all!

"Okay, you're welcome, you'll get used to it in the future." The man reached out to catch the rainwater and washed his face, finally looking a bit human.He wiped his hands on his clothes, and stretched out his hand towards Nan Shi: "My name is Zhuo Wen, people around me call me Lao Zhuo, I'm here to make a living, if you live in this area, what if something breaks down at home later?" You can call me to fix it."

"I can fix everything from refrigerators, color TVs, washing machines, game consoles, to sewers."

"Okay, thank you!" Nan Shi stretched out his hand to hold the other's hand, and the other party shook it moderately, and then let go.

Not to mention, after washing off the blood stains on his face, this ghost actually looks pretty good-looking. I don't know how he got this virtue.Zhuo Wen may have poor eyesight, he squinted unconsciously when he looked at Nan Shi: "Why don't you find out where your home is, and I'll take you to the gate of the community."

Nan Fashion took a look at the sky outside, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't know when the rain will fall, so I'll just go by myself later."

"That's fine." Zhuo Wen wiped his wrist, and suddenly a translucent light blue screen popped up above his wrist, on which was something similar to a QR code: "Then add a friend? I need to contact you later. "

Nan Shi's cold sweat was about to break down.

What is this? !ah? !The underworld is so high-tech that if he walks on the road for a while, will he be found out as a gangster immediately, and then he will be taken to the police station and locked up!

May I ask how many years will the underworld be sentenced for illegal immigration?

Nan Shi bit the bullet and wiped it on his arm, then showed a puzzled expression, wiped it several times, and said apologetically, "Sorry, I'm not very good at using this...Why didn't it respond?"

Then I heard Zhuo Wen say: "You got it upside down, it's the right hand."

Nan Shi had no choice but to change hands and wipe it twice, and then looked at the other party with a depressed face: "There is still no response...Brother, do you know how to fix it?"

"Of course not." Zhuo Wen subconsciously raised his hand to touch the bridge of his nose, but put it down when he didn't touch the bridge of his nose: "Forget it, I will accompany you to the information center to have a look when the rain stops. If the chip is broken, you can’t even enter the house.”

He was afraid that Nanshi would not understand, so he explained: "This is equivalent to a modern high-tech mobile phone. Your ID card, phone card, bank card and even access control are all inside. If there is a problem, you must repair it in time, otherwise it will be very troublesome." of."

"...It's not necessary, I'll just go back and go by myself." Nan Shi said.

Zhuowen waved his hand, and said with great pride: "Don't panic, I don't have any evil intentions. The whole city of the underworld is patrolled by sky eyes and AI. If I do it, I will not end well... I will be able to upgrade to a I'm an ordinary citizen, and I won't do stupid things. Help me get good and evil points, which can speed up my upgrade."

"Oh, so that's the case." Nan Shi responded a few times, pretending that he felt a little embarrassed because he had been caught out, and quickly changed the subject: "When will the rain stop?"

"It will take at least two hours." Zhuo Wen tapped his wrist, retracted the screen, turned to pack up his own things, and asked Nan Shi before packing up: "You don't mind?"

"You can do whatever you want." Nanshi then noticed that he was carrying two sacks, and Zhuo Wen emptied them out. Inside were all kinds of things that looked like small appliances, and some iron plates and the like.

Zhuowen took out a hammer and wrench from nowhere, and after a while of clanging, he dismantled the small appliances into pieces. He put the obviously metal ones into a bag, and threw the others into another bag.

Obviously, his job is to collect trash—from what Zhuo Wen said just now, ghosts usually allocate houses directly when they come down, and there are people who want to collect trash to make a living?

One of the shards cut his hand, and he stuffed it into his mouth, then continued doing it without caring.

Nan Shi looked at it for a while, then lost interest, and he didn't have a mobile phone to play with, so he took out six copper coins from his bag to tell himself a fortune-telling, and regarded it as gaining experience.

For example, let's do some calculations about what it means to "learn to change your life against the sky and you can live". Unfortunately, this hexagram is too difficult. Nan Shi changed the sentence pattern more than a dozen times, and every time it was a big disaster, he could only comfort himself. Turning to other issues.

Will he be sent to the bureau in a while?

Kat - yes.

What happens if you send it to the bureau?

Daji - nothing, it turned out to be good.

Is this Zhuo Wen in front of you a good person?

Yuanji - is a nobleman.

Nan Shi was lying on the spot, stuffed the copper money into the bag, and went over to get extravagant: "Brother, is there anything I can do for you?"

"You know this?" Zhuo Wen looked at him suspiciously.

Nan Shi compared his almost invisible biceps: "My house is decorated by myself, it's no problem to dismantle something."

"Okay." Zhuo Wen was not polite to him, and pointed directly to the sack beside him: "Just help me tidy up the inside."

"Okay, bro!" Nan Shi also lowered his head and got busy, one blacksmithing and dismantling, the other tidying up and storing. They cooperated quite tacitly.

Halfway through the sitting, an old man in red rushed under the overpass cursing: "What kind of shitty weather is this!"

This old man was obviously worse than the two of them. The wet red clothes stuck to his body. The red clothes were a bit strange, with no patterns, and were eye-catching red. A gleaming red armband on the old man's arm was revealed.

Nan Shi originally wanted to say hello to the old man, but Zhuo Wen stopped him: "That's a ghost."

"Drip—A2123 deviates from the target route, warning, warning, please return A2123 to the original route." Suddenly there was a cold female voice.

The old man rolled his eyes: "Soul! I want to report! The system discriminates against ghosts! I have the right to shelter from the rain!"

"And it's not something urgent, isn't it just a courier?! Warning! I didn't time out!"

The armband on his arm quickly flashed a few red lights, and he said: "The report is successful, we are very sorry for the bad experience the supervision system has caused you, and as compensation, your mission time will be extended to three hours after the rain. "

"Tsk, that's pretty much the same, what kind of rubbish, let me go on my way without even paying for the subway..." The old man nodded in satisfaction, and he also found a place to sit down, and consciously walked away from the south. Shi and Zhuo Wen obviously didn't intend to greet them either.

After a while, Zhuo Wen packed up the two sacks of garbage neatly. He thought for a while, took something from his pocket and threw it to Nan Shi: "Here you are, wages."

Nan Shi lowered his head and took a look. It was a piece of broken silver. It seemed that Qing Lan had said before that a piece of silver had the purchasing power of 300 yuan. Such a dime was about one-tenth of it, which was about 30 yuan.

Nan Shi didn't refuse either: "Thank you brother!"

As Zhuowen said, the rain stopped in about two hours.Nan Shi took a look, and just wanted to ask him to accompany him to the bureau to see what kind of luck it would be, when suddenly the old man in red stood in front of them: "Hey, you two, see me Nothing? A big red bead."

Zhuo Wen and Nan Shi honestly shook their heads: "No."

There was a cunning light in the old man's eyes: "You are lying! You must have seen it!"

He pointed to Nan Shi: "You must have taken it - I don't care about it with you, just give me the things in your bag as compensation."

Nan Shi: "...Isn't it? Are you always talking about Pengci? I haven't even been near you!"

"I advise you to think it over before you speak." The old man smiled, and his face was obviously kind and kind, which inexplicably made people feel a little chilly.

Nan Shi still wanted to refute, but Zhuo Wen pulled him away, and said respectfully: "Forgive me, he just came down today, he is still a new ghost, and he can't even find the door of his own house... He is not sensible, I Talk to him."

"It seems that there is still a man who understands the rules." The old man said.

Zhuo Wen pulled Nan Shi and whispered: "Don't resist, explain to you later, if you have something valuable, give it to him, life-saving is the most important thing."

Nan Shi looked aggrieved, but he didn't want to cause trouble. He took out the silver ingots given by the two senior brothers from his backpack, and handed them along with a dime of silver he just earned: "My family just gave it to you." I these..."

The old man took it over, squinted his eyes and looked at Nan Shi carefully, then threw it on the ground disinterestedly: "No, there are others! You pour out the bag!"

Nan Shi wanted to curse, but Zhuo Wen stopped him with a look. He overturned the bag, and a tortoise shell fell to the ground with a snap.

The old man immediately pointed to the tortoise shell and said, "I want that! Give it to me!"

Nan Shi leaned over to pick up the tortoise shell and stood up.

As he stood up, the greed in the old man's eyes became more and more obvious, as if they were shining.

Nan Shi handed it over, and the next moment, Nan Shi turned the tortoise shell as a brick and slammed it on the opponent's sky cover. He didn't know what the mystery of the tortoise shell was, and the old man passed out without even yelling.

Nan Shi looked at Zhuo Wen who was stunned, and shouted: "What are you looking at! Run!"

Before running away, he still didn't forget to take his two pieces of silver away.

This is food money!Don't forget!Save 600 yuan and spend at least a month!

The premise is that the price of hell is not 600 yuan for a bowl of noodles!

Nan Shi was afraid that Zhuo Wen would not be able to run fast, so he even helped him carry a sack, and the two ran to the overpass panting, Zhuo Wen immediately shouted at the camera on the overpass: "There are ghosts robbing us! We knocked them unconscious, The coordinates are the bridge hole under the XX overpass, help!"

The camera responded quickly, and the chip on Zhuo Wen's arm seemed to have finally returned to normal, and a light curtain popped up, encircling Nan Shi and Zhuo Wen.

A human voice came from the chip: "The alarm has been received, and the system has automatically locked the criminal number A2123 for you. The police will arrive at the scene in 3 minutes. Please stay where you are and do not move."

"Thank you for your contribution to public security. The reward will arrive later. Please pay attention to your system manual."

People like Nanshi always lie down or sit or stand, and after running around for a while, they are pretty tired, and he said out of breath, "Brother Zhuo, why don't you come sooner if you have this thing?" Get it out!"

Zhuo Wen also gasped at the side: "Do you think I don't want to? That ghost starts with the letter A. He has the ability to kill people before the light curtain unfolds. That's not a blood loss... What's that turtle shell of yours? If you beat him up, you'll be fine." Fainted?"

"I don't know." Nan Shi threw the tortoise shell into the backpack just now, and after hearing this, he turned it out and took a look. It was just an ordinary tortoise shell, which looked a bit like the one his senior brother gave him before. "The one my family gave me...the police in the underworld can really get there in one minute?"

"Okay, then put your things away, don't take them out for a while, just say you beat them with this!" Zhuo Wen said, and stuffed a wrench into Nan Shi's hand.

"OKOK." Between the words, three minutes later, a classic black and white police car appeared in front of the two of them - the kind that flew down from the sky, and several black suits rushed out of it, one of them stayed, and the others A few went into the bridge hole.

The black suit left behind said to them: "I am Heiwuchang AI1201, thank you for your hard work, please get in the car and cooperate with us in the investigation and evidence collection."

Zhuo Wen nodded, and pulled Nan Shi into the car.

This car looks inconspicuous from the outside, but it is quite luxurious on the inside, and it is an extended version with opposite seats.The black suit put blankets on the two of them and poured them a cup of hot water before sitting back with a blank expression on their faces.

"Thank you." Nan Shi whispered.

The black suit said without moving his eyes: "Serving the citizens is our responsibility."

Nan Shi still wanted to be polite, but Zhuo Wen said from the side: "Don't talk about it, it's AI, the programmed routine."

"What? AI?" Nan Shi looked suspiciously at Heiwuchang: "Is this AI? Can it handle ghosts?"

"The bionic robot, he can hit three ghosts that just start with the letter A." Zhuo Wen drank hot water, and then patiently explained to Nan Shi: "The ghost just now is the type of military service, because its ability is relatively high , Occasionally, some more important tasks will be assigned to let them commit crimes and make meritorious deeds."

"It's not that all ghosts are bad, but those who can start with the word A are the types who have committed major crimes. Their sentence is basically indefinite, so they don't care about killing one or two more ghosts at all, you understand?" Zhuo Wen said: "However, they generally don't cause trouble."

Nan Shi obediently raised his hand and asked, "Then this kind of A-word ghost is released to do things. If it wants to kill people and set fire to it, won't it be over when someone comes to save it?"

The Heiwuchang AI who had been silent all this time suddenly said: "The monitoring of the XX overpass is out of order. The official will fix it in the next general inspection. Before that, please try not to go to areas without surveillance to avoid similar incidents."

"Wow... really smart." Nan Shi exclaimed in a low voice.

Zhuo Wen smiled lightly, but did not comment.

In the end, Nanshi never expected that he entered the bureau in a police car, and the process went very smoothly after entering. Except for a few people who came and went in a hurry in the hall, the others were almost replaced by robots.

But the judge is still real.

They were taken into a room where a young man wearing a long gown was sitting, with a nameplate in front of him with the word 'judge' written on it.He frowned slightly: "I will give you three minutes to explain about the LQ-J0149 incident."

Just as Nanshi was about to speak, he heard Zhuo Wen say, "Nanshi and I took shelter from the rain in the XX overpass, and encountered Li Gui No. A2123, who tried to rob us. We used wrenches and other belongings to resist, successfully stunned No. A2123, and escaped." Then call the police and get help from the police.”

The judge nodded: "Please submit the evidence."

Nan Shi quickly took out the two silver ingots from his bag and put them on the table. After a laser scan, the judge said again: "It is confirmed that there is fingerprint number A2123. The proof is successful. Please ask Heiwuchang AI1201 to authenticate."

"The authentication is successful." Heiwuchang said mechanically.

The judge typed a few words on the computer: "Okay, you can go, next one!"

Nan Shi was a little speechless, and asked Zhuo Wen in a low voice: "That's it?"

"The judge is very busy. If it weren't for the ghost with the prefix A, we would have to find the judge AI." Zhuo Wen responded: "There will be a free medical examination in a while, and you can leave after finishing it—you can just repair the chip."

"……"Oops!Forget about it!

Nan Shi stood on the conveyor belt, looking at the endless room corridors, thinking that this is all right, there is no hope of escaping.

When they arrived at the medical examination center, the two were assigned to different entrances. Nan Bao walked in with the feeling of dying, and there happened to be a doctor who looked like a living person explaining something to the AI: "...I said you don't It’s too rigid, it’s like this when you meet..."

Nan Shi knocked on the door: "Hello? Excuse me, I'm here for a physical examination...is this here?"

The doctor nodded: "Yes, come in."

Nan Shi lay down on the medical examination bed, and was pushed into an MRI-like thing for a scan, and then the doctor outside said: "Look, this is a special case, and you need to check it first if you encounter this kind of situation." For the other party’s ID card, find out why the chip does not exist, why he can enter the city, and you can find out by adjusting the file... You see, there are still merit points, and the file also has it. In this case, just make up for it.”

"...Why does the warehouse keep assigning you mentally retarded people to me? I need to import this kind of thing to you...I'm going to make trouble!"

Before Nan Shi finished listening, his right wrist hurt and he was sent out of the examination room. At this moment, the doctor had returned to a gentle tone, holding his report and saying: "It's a bit sub-healthy, young people don't fight Don’t exercise if you die! You will also get fat after death... Let’s see, it’s not long since I died, and I’ve accumulated a lot of virtue during my lifetime! My condolences! Welcome to the underworld, your virtue plus your achievements this time point...a high-end residential area can be allocated."

"Congratulations, you can lie down and win."

Nan Shi took the report with a confused face, and was given an ID chip instruction by the doctor, and was sent out to join Zhuo Wen: "Is it done?"

"Yeah, thank you brother!" Nan Shi said.

Zhuo Wen patted Nan Shi on the shoulder: "Go, I'll take you back to the community."

……

***

"What did the young master do today?" Chi You asked lightly.

"Report to the Lord of the Mountain." Qinglan, who had just returned from Nanshi, hesitated for a moment, and seeing Chi You's displeased look, said, "Young master...Young master used the tortoise shell you gave to knock out a ghost who was trying to rob , I applied for an identity chip, and because I defeated Li Gui and maintained public security, my contribution points were very high, so I was assigned to the residential complex next door to us."

Nanshi actually had an identity record, so before Chi You brought Nanshi into the underworld, he had made all the preparations, and made a fake identity and entered it into the Huangquan system.

Although the false identity is also called 'Nanshi' and has a similar life history, it is indeed not the current Nanshi - if Nanshi is not strong enough in three years, then this will become his real identity.

Chi You: "..."

Did he give Nan Shi the tortoise shell for him to beat people? !

what? !