The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Guo Xingxian rushed to Xinghua Temple, his hands were trembling even pulling out the key, and when he entered the door, he staggered and almost fell on the threshold of Xinghua Temple.

He remembered Nanshi's exhortations clearly, he rolled and crawled over the fence, hugged the thick apricot tree branch and began to cry: "Godfather, help me! I saw a man in red when I was going to attend funerals. Damn ghost, it’s so scary, am I going to die!!!”

"My godfather, my gay friend Nan, said that someone came to snatch your site when I was young, and ran to your site to behave wildly. I don't know what it means. I don't care. You let me hide for a while. I suspect they are chasing you. .”

"There's another one in white, with no face on the front and back. I'm going to die. If I die, let my grandma bury me under your tree!!! This is too fucking scary!"

The breeze blows, the almond trees sway and rustle.The bright red petals spun in the air and slowly fell, landing on Guo Xingxian's shoulder.

After howling, he felt that his legs were weak, so he sat down against the tree trunk, leaned on the tree trunk and murmured: "So there are really ghosts in this world, godfather, if you can hear them, go and save them quickly." Nanxiao, he kept telling me to run fast, telling me not to leave the Xinghua Temple until he came to find me, I thought you must have a spirit, godfather, please..."

Nan Shi was still able to chat and laugh happily in the face of a fierce ghost - of course he was still afraid, but it would be fine if he was familiar with it.

Those two ghosts made Nan Shi's young lady, Qingying, feel like she was on the verge of a formidable enemy. He asked the ghost bride quietly, and the girl said that Qingying could beat her ten times. One can imagine how terrifying these two ghosts are.

"There are a lot of policemen over there, some of them are from our village, and they offered incense and kowtowed to you when you were young..."

The apricot blossoms were like rain, falling all over his head and body, a few petals just landed on Guo Xingxian's eyes, he subconsciously stretched out his hand to take it, his fingers touched the eyelids, but someone pressed his hand .

There was a person hugging him tenderly, covering his eyes with cool palms, covering his sight.Guo Xingxian's shoulders sank, as if being pressed by someone's chin.

The other party sighed in his ear and said, "Okay, I see."

"Don't be afraid, Ayun." Xing Huaxian hugged him, pressing his head on his shoulder intimately: "Nan Shi is the direct descendant of Chi Shanzhu, but they are just two happy and mourning ghosts. If something happens, Chi Shanzhu is not as good as Go and kill yourself again."

Guo Xingxian was speechless for a while, and stammered, "You...I..."

"Don't be afraid, I'm your godfather." Xing Huaxian looked at his ears that were a little red from running wildly for a while, and his lips moved forward slightly, but they didn't touch after all, just said: "Have you seen my godfather?" , don't be afraid."

"Hmm..." Guo Xingxian responded, one hand was still pressed under Xinghuaxian's, and the other hand was placed on top of Xinghuaxian's, holding his wrist: "Then godfather, can you go and see?" ... Please, Nanshi is my roommate, he is my good friend, I can't let him die here."

"Yes." Xinghuaxian agreed: "You are here, you are not allowed to leave Xinghua Temple, wait until I bring your friend back, understand?"

"I know, I will definitely not go out!" Guo Xingxian replied immediately, afraid that the slow answer would make Xing Huaxian change his mind.

The next moment, the person hugging him disappeared, and his back touched the hard tree trunk. Because of the tempering of time, the bark had already become warm and moist like a piece of jade. Turning around and hugging the tree trunk, my heart settled down.

It turns out that his godfather really exists... Nanshi really didn't lie to him.

The voice was so familiar, he must have heard it somewhere.

Why can't he remember...

***

"Ahem!" Nan Shi picked up another portable speaker and tried the mic.

Nanshi had already recorded the national anthem into the previous speaker, and chose to play it on a loop. Fortunately, they had a happy event, and the speaker had just been fully charged, so it could be used for at least three hours.

Qingying stood aside to help him carry it, and pointed the horn at the yard.

Nan Shi leaned on the police car, cleared his throat, and began to read in a straight voice: "Colorful flags are fluttering, auspicious clouds are floating, happy Spring Festival, happy and happy, wish you happiness, health and safety, festive weather, all evils stay away, and things happen Everything is going well, everything is going well!——Lingnan Village is here to wish everyone an early year!"

I don't know if it has any effect, so Nan Shi searched for some Taoist golden light mantra and mantra for purifying the mind that were circulated on the Internet. Regardless of whether it was useful or not, it was recorded and played on a loop with the national anthem.

If science doesn't work, then use theology. Even if a blind cat meets a dead mouse, there will always be one useful, right?

Thanks to this family for organizing weddings and weddings together, there are still a lot of firecrackers left outside.Nan Shi lit a cigarette, and in the past they lit up one by one and started to put them on - bah, it would be nice if they didn't do it, then there would be nothing wrong with it!

I heard that firecrackers can also scare ghosts——Qingying has already quietly pulled two cloth strips to cover her ears, feeling that she will be accidentally injured.

With the explosion of firecrackers outside, the national anthem, Taoist incantations, and New Year's greetings, it felt peaceful.

Not long after, there was finally movement in the yard. The door squeaked, and several police officers who had passed out were helped out by other still alive ones. : "Okay, don't click, your ears are going to be deaf!"

Seeing this, Nan Shi quickly stuffed the cigarette into his mouth and started running. If he doesn't slip away now, when will he wait?

He didn't want to be asked questions.

The police helped the wounded into the car, and then began to pant heavily. One of them collapsed and covered his face with his hand, his hair was covered with cold sweat, dripping drop by drop.

Suddenly someone asked: "...What is the origin of that person just now?"

Did he really want to save them?

The national anthem is useful, but the sound of firecrackers is so loud that it covers up the national anthem, and there are all those messy New Year greetings and spells, are they serious?

At the critical moment, everyone sang the national anthem unanimously, and for some reason, the more they sang, the more enthusiastic they became, and finally they went up with batons, and the two ghosts disappeared when they saw that the situation was not good, so they could come out.

"I don't remember...it seems to be a neighbor who came to participate in the funeral."

"Go and investigate in a while." Several people said in unison, and then someone wiped off his sweat and turned on the walkie-talkie: "Has anyone seen Feng Forensic? What about others?"

"I didn't see it. It should have come out. I'll stay here and look for him. The others should go to the hospital first." Someone said.

"Okay, get the cars ready, turn on the alarm, and go to the nearest hospital."

There was also a comatose wounded person in the car, and the reason for the half-minute rest was mainly because he was afraid that the heartbeat would be too fast, and his hands and feet would be weak, which would affect driving and cause a traffic accident.

"Understood! Let's go!" A voice came from the intercom, and then the person in charge of driving started the car, turned off the siren, and drove towards the hospital with full horsepower.

Of course, some people felt that they were still flustered and silently added the national anthem to the music loop list.

Nan Shi ran to the door of the house and saw that the door was locked. Then he remembered that Guo Xingxian should still be in Xinghua Temple, and he didn't know if his godfather would be strong enough, but all the people he wanted to save came out, and the next thing It has nothing to do with him.

He also paid attention to their faces before he ran. Fortunately, most of the black air in the Yintang had disappeared, but the few who were held up by them were probably going to be ill and did not escape.

Qingying didn't have such restrictions as Nanshi, so she floated into the house and took two bottles of mineral water and handed them to Nanshi, and also thoughtfully brought out two small cakes, Nanshi filled half a bottle of water first regardless of 21, After eating another cake, I felt much more comfortable.

Before he knew it, his clothes were soaked.

Guo Xingxian had to be brought back... He struggled to get up, the car was driven away, and he could only walk on two legs.

***

When Xing Huaxian arrived, he happened to meet Nan Shi running away. Seeing that Nan Shi was fine and there were people around him, he ignored him and went straight inside, chasing the two happy and mourning ghosts and pinching them. Into pieces, send them a ghost.

Nan Shi's saying is very true, if he ran wild on his territory, would he still lose face?

Before he left, he also saw the ghost bride sitting on the coffin, and the ghost bride stood up suddenly: "Hello! I am the owner of this time, and the outside things are none of my business! I am really The ability is limited, and you can only protect one."

"I haven't got my revenge certificate yet, so I didn't do anything this time! Immortal, you can't wrong me!"

In order to prove her innocence, she opened the coffin board, and saw that there was a person sleeping quietly in the coffin where her body was supposed to be lying, it was Feng Forensic Doctor.

Xing Huaxian nodded and left in a hurry.

Anyone with a revenge certificate is legal revenge, and no one will stop them.

Nan Shi only knew about the certificate of revenge, but what he didn't know was that the certificate of revenge also had a price - if you want to take revenge with your own hands, you can. , kill ten, it will add 100 years.

What is the city of dead dead?In fact, it is a little bit special city, the residents in it still live as usual, except that the salary is lower and the statutory holidays are less, the residents have to repeat their own death process every night.

No matter how painful and uncomfortable the process is, it has to be repeated.

Many people collapse before the first ten years and choose to die.

This is one of the costs of artificially changing the book of life and death.

Xing Huaxian returned to Xinghua Temple, Guo Xingxian was sleeping soundly with his rhizome on his pillow, Xinghuaxian shook his head, replaced the rhizome in an instant, let him pillow on his lap.

With a wave of his long sleeves, the bright red petals fell on Guo Xingxian's body densely, like a quilt.

In winter, you are not afraid of the cold.

Xing Huaxian poked Xingxian's cheek helplessly, leaned over and kissed him between the eyebrows.

Nan Shi ran to Xinghua Temple after a lot of hardships, and was directly stuffed with dog food.

"Qingying, I always feel that I came at the wrong time." Nan Shi said suspiciously, "He has a high bed softly lying on the lap of a beautiful woman, why did I come here?"

Qingying pursed her lips and smiled: "The young master is here to pick up the key."

As soon as Qing Ying said this, something flew towards Nan Shi, and hit Nan Shi on the shoulder with great force.Nanshi picked it up subconsciously, and found that it was the key to the gate - Xing Huaxian moved his lips, and pointed to the gate with his chin, the meaning was very obvious.

You got the key, you can go away.

Nan Shi: "...Okay, I'll go, I'll go... Well, uncle, our family's life is good everywhere, but the bones are a little light, so take it easy!"

After all, Nan Shi ran away, leaving no chance for Xing Huaxian to retaliate.

Anyway, he didn't lie!

The so-called light bones are not a curse word. From the perspective of physiognomy, everyone's bones have different degrees of weight. The heavier the bones, the more precious the life, and the lighter the bones, the more humble.

Some people's horoscope is precious but their bones are light, so they will not be able to hold the horoscope, resulting in early death, sickness, infirmity and other consequences. If they survive it, it will be smooth sailing.

Some people have light horoscopes but heavy bones. For example, they are the lone star of Tiansha, whose fate is hard, and the people around them are unlucky, but he himself is fine.

Like Guo Xingxian, the standard horoscope is precious and bones are cheap, which led to many disasters and illnesses when he was a child, but his family helped him find a reliable godfather, and he has been peaceful and worry-free since then.

Why does Nanshi say to take it easy - the bones are light, and in a way, the magnetic field itself is unstable or too weak, and it is easy to be affected by the surroundings.

Although Xing Huaxian has the word "immortal", but Guo Xingxian's physique, which is so weak that he can go to hell if he twists his head twice, might be bumped into him.

Xing Huaxian looked at Nan Shi's back who was leaving quickly, gave a low snort, and reached out to touch Xingxian's cheek.

Nan Shi's kid is indeed a bit of Chi You when it comes to fortune-telling. He is young, and his calculations are correct, and his words are accurate, but he is a bit unlikable.

It is true that things flock together and people are divided into groups.

***

In the early morning of the next day, after passing Xingxian, he came back.

He also has a big heart, he didn't say anything when he fell asleep, and fell asleep straight into the night. He carefully dialed Nan Shi's phone number. Nan Shi said with a disgusted face that he had come to pick him up early, but he fell asleep and couldn't wake him up no matter what. , let him come back by himself.

He had been bluffed by Xingxian, and he looked outside in a daze of darkness but didn't dare to leave - anyway, the petals were warmed up by him, and it wouldn't be a bad thing to go back to sleep again.

Ah, it's great to have a godfather here!

Don't be afraid of ghosts!

……

The high-speed rail ticket is set for today. Nanshi is bored at home and has already packed his things. The lady next door should have received a revenge card last night. Nanshi dragged her to play cards and dragged her for midnight. He can just avoid it by leaving now. 'Murder' - he is not within the scope of the crime, so as not to be considered a murder suspect.

After all, in this village, there are too few people coming and going in a hurry.

Guo Xingxian was forced to eat breakfast, and Nan Shi carried her to return the car. He got on the high-speed rail, but he still hadn't realized it when he got on the high-speed rail: "Then what, why don't you thank my godfather?"

Nan Shi squinted at him: "Shouldn't he thank me? I went to tip off the news!"

Guo Xingxian poohed twice: "Nanshi, why did you talk to my godfather! Show some respect!"

"Okay, I'm going to report to my uncle!" Nan Shi immediately changed his words. He looked at Xingxian's abnormal state and respected Xinghuaxian: "You are not quite right today."

Guo Xingxian thought that Xing Huaxian really had such a person, so gentle, so embarrassed that his toes could pick out a Qin Huangling on the high-speed rail-he thought it was superstition before, who would have thought that it was not a superstition, but a real one. ah!

He muttered: "I didn't know it before, I thought it was weird that you made me be serious about something that I didn't need... I will prepare it for the four festivals and eight rituals in the future."

He said and opened the memo on the phone: "By the way, you said earlier that the priest was going to burn something. Tell me, and I will remember it, so that I won't forget it later."

Nan Shi talked about the things, and added in a nasty way: "Actually, it doesn't matter what you give, even if it's the Panpan buns that are about to expire, as long as you go back, your godfather will be very happy."

"If we don't mention this, we can still be good friends!"

"Then the half-eaten canned yellow peaches?"

"roll!"

Between the words, the high-speed train arrived at the station, and the two called a Didi respectively, and waited on the side of the road. Guo Xingxian said: "I came out to make an appointment for a meal when I was free, but I didn't have a good meal..."

"Okay, I know two very delicious Japanese food buffets, so I will make an appointment later." Nan Shi replied, "Just don't pick holidays, and don't affect my money!"

"OKOK, no problem." Guo Xingxian looked at the phone and waved to a black car on the road: "My car is here, let's go first."

"Bye bye." Nan Shi also glanced at his phone, saw that the car he called had also arrived and parked across the road, and planned to cross the road.

The green light for the sidewalk came on.

Nan Shi was halfway there when his cell phone rang. When he picked up the phone and listened to it, he heard the other person say, "Hello? Is it 0647? I'm on the opposite side..."

It's Master Didi calling.

Nan Shi hurriedly waved his hand to indicate where he was, and then ran over: "I'm here! I'll be right there!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a series of rapid horn honking, and then a large truck hit on the right.

His phone flew out and landed on the ground, the screen shattered into spider webs.

Nan Shi was still a little confused at that time, his vision became very high, and then fell rapidly, he saw Qingying standing aside, seeing her posture wanted to pull him but didn't, her expression was also very confused.

How is this going?

He flies?

How can he fly?

Oh yes, he was hit by a big card.

Snapped.

Nan Shi fell to the ground.

His world went dark.

***

at home.

As soon as the tea leaves were brewed with boiling water, they immediately burst into a greenish hue.

Today is a good weather, the sun is bright, the wind is slightly cool, although there are no flowers blooming, but there is no ice and snow in the sky.

Chi You picked up the tea and lowered his head to sniff the faint fragrance. Just as he was about to drink the tea, the cup broke in two in his hands.

The tea dripped all over him.

Chi You's face slowly lifted up, his expression was indifferent, and his calmness was terrifying: "Where's the young master?"

Qingying knelt down: "Send to the mountain master, the young master is in the ambulance, and the doctor confirmed that he is dead."

"That's good." Chi You casually threw the cup on the ground: "Did you bring it back?"

"Yes."

"Then let's go."

"Yes."

Hearing the words, the servants and maidservants behind them saluted together, stepped back and began to pack their things.

Chi You looked at the shards on the ground, and took off his wet coat a little annoyedly. The clothes were so weak that they covered the shard.

He had said long ago that Nan Shi's personality was too out-of-the-way, and if he didn't sharpen his temper severely, he would suffer a big loss sooner or later.

really.