The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"A pair of preserved eggs!"

"Yes 2!"

"I'm sorry!"

Nan Shi grabbed the cards in his hand, looked at the Qingying on the left, and then at the bride in red on the right, feeling a little dazed: How did things develop like this?

Ghost Bride No. 2's bright red nails scratched the cards and poked a hole in the cards. The long nails on her hands are really not suitable for playing cards. She knew this very well and asked: "Mr. Nan, where are you?" Do you have nail clippers?"

"Yes." Nan Shi took out his key ring and handed it to her, with a portable nail clipper hanging on it.

"Wait for me!" The ghost bride said, took the nail clippers and cut off one of her fingernails. She let out a long sigh of comfort: "It's comfortable! Come on! Keep hitting! I will I don't believe you can beat me with seventeen cards!"

Nan Shi smiled shyly, put two bombs in his hand, a pair and a combo, and left after playing the cards.

The ghost bride looked confused: "...?"

Qingying also showed a gentle smile beside her, and after Nan Shi decisively threw away and ran away.

The Ghost Bride threw the cards in her hand: "...??? No, you master and servant will join forces to blow me up, right?"

Qing Ying began to shuffle the cards, Nan Shi served them two refills of Coke, and the ghost bride picked up the cup and drank it clean: "One more drink!"

Nan Shi asked, "Isn't there a wedding over there? Doesn't it matter if you don't go?"

"It's none of my business, it doesn't matter if I'm there or not." Your bride waved her hand indifferently: "What am I going to do? To see my dead body being brought out to worship? I'm afraid I'll kill someone on the spot—I want to cheat I'm taking revenge illegally, there's no way! Tomorrow I'll have my first seven days, and I think the revenge certificate will come out."

Nanshi opened a bag of potato chips and handed it to the other party very gentlemanly: "I have no other intentions, I'm just curious... May I ask if you have a substantive relationship with the other party? For example, the man's soul can jump Come out and call your wife like this?"

The ghost bride dusted off her skirt and poured potato chips on the red and gold skirt, not caring that the wedding dress was covered with barbecue-smelling crumbs: "I don't know, it's my first time getting married too!" ...But that tuberculosis ghost came to look for me, but he scared away before I said anything."

"I was so angry that I almost killed him when I chased him... But he was quite innocent. He said that before he died, he repeatedly told his parents not to find a wife. I didn't hear it, and I decided to do it after his death, which hurt me."

"Fortunately, he has a clear mind. Otherwise, it would be a scumbag cheating on marriage and abducting women. It would be enough to serve hundreds of years in the underworld." Just as the ghost bride was talking, there was a knock on the door.

Guo Xingxian's voice came from outside: "Nan Shi, are you home? I didn't bring the key! Open the door—!"

Nan Shi looked at the two of them, and decided to reshape Xingxian's three views in advance: "Here you go - you deal the cards first, and I'll open a door and deal four piles!"

"Yes, young master." Qingying replied softly.

Nan Shi opened the door and saw Guo Xingxian with a panicked face: "Are you a thief?"

Guo Xingxian walked in and sat on the sofa, picked up the 1.5L Coke and drank half of it, said with a dazed expression: "My mother is so scary, there is a church visit over there, and she said she is going to open the coffin to get people out of here. Come out, do you want to commit crimes... I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I hurried back."

Guo Xingxian went to Nanshi to watch the excitement together... No, it was to find out information. Nanshi saw the ghost bride on the coffin and dared to go there. .

Guo Xingxian's nose moved: "What are you eating? It smells so good."

"Are you so bored? Playing cards with yourself?" He looked at the four piles of cards on the table and the three cups with drinks, and said with a strange look: "Has anyone been here?"

"Yeah, I'm playing cards with two girls." Nan Shi said, stepped forward and squeezed Xingxian's dog's head, forcing him to turn left and right, and put the two Yanghuo hands on his shoulders together. A lot has been wiped out.

"Hey, what are you doing... Take it easy on your neck!" Before Guo Xingxian finished speaking, Nan Shi let go of his hands and sat back in his original position. He grabbed his pile of cards and shuffled them. Xingxian looked up, and saw a young lady in a blue Hanfu sitting next to Nanshi in a place that should have been empty, and a bride dressed as a bride sitting cross-legged and eating potato chips on the single sofa beside her. young lady.

"This...you..." Guo Xingxian pointed at them whose hands were shaking non-stop, and they were about to faint when they rolled their eyes, Nan Shi immediately stretched out his hand and pinched him: "Don't get dizzy, we just happen to be missing one out of three! "

"That's all right! Doudizhu, right? I can do it!" Guo Xingxian took a deep breath, and suddenly regained his energy. He grabbed the cards, looked at the two of them cautiously while washing, and asked, "Nan Xiaoxiao , won't you introduce me?"

Nan Shi pointed to Qingying at the side with his chin: "This is my senior brother's family. I am coming out with you. My senior brother was a little worried about me, so I asked her to follow."

"You should have seen that one over there."

Guo Xingxian was puzzled: "Have you seen it? No, I have seen such a beautiful young lady and I will definitely remember it!"

"She got married today, you must have seen it..." Nan Shi said maliciously, "I've seen her coffin!"

Guo Xingxian's expression was as if his soul had flown out of his body, Nan Shi stuffed the Coke bottle into his arms again and told him to hug him.It may be that Coke gave Guo Xingxian some courage, he nodded: "That's it, I'm sorry, sister, I didn't mean to watch the excitement."

"It's okay, you can look at it as you like, I don't care." The ghost bride pulled her skirt, and walked over to Xingxian for a while: "Eat potato chips?"

Guo Xingxian took two pieces and stuffed them into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Then you don't go...are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay, what does my corpse's marriage have to do with me!" said the ghost bride, and Nan Shi changed the topic in time: "It's your time, play your cards!"

Guo Xingxian played a pair, and Nan Shi followed up instantly, followed by Qingying and Ghost Bride. After two rounds of cards, the atmosphere became completely relaxed.

"Hey, there are four of us now. Is there mahjong at home? Let's play mahjong!" The Sichuan ghost bride rolled up her sleeves, indicating that she was playing mahjong like a thief. It is impossible to pick up the plane, but I asked people from Sichuan to play mahjong at four or five in the morning. ①

Nan Shi: "Forget it, I guess we won't be able to do a few rounds of rubbing. Let's do a midnight round when the trouble here is over!"

"It's okay!" The ghost bride turned to look at Guo Xingxian: "I heard that you also called the police for me, right? Thank you! The person who is marrying me today is someone who stole me, not my real natal family." People, turn around and convict them of insulting a corpse and not run away."

"I stuffed a note in my corpse's hand and wrote my ID number. When the police arrived later, I tried to loosen my hand. It was perfect!"

Guo Xingxian gave the other party a thumbs-up: "Can you still do this? Can you control the corpse after death? Is it so powerful?!"

"Normally not." The ghost bride said with a smile: "But I'm such a big ghost, it's okay to do a little bit of trickery."

Nan Shi thought for a while and asked, "Then what if they stop the police from seeing the corpse?"

Guo Xingxian came up with a bad idea: "Then just control the corpse to jump out of the coffin and scare them to death!"

"It's best not to." Nan Shi shook his head and said, "If it pops up, what if it gets on the social news? The authorities will have a headache!"

The dead man jumped out of the coffin, how scary it is, it is possible to scare both of them to death.What's more, it will definitely become a local rumor. The bride is a victim in the first place, and it is a bit embarrassing to be reduced to a ghost story in people's mouth.

Qingying hesitated for a moment, then whispered: "I think it's feasible, so it's okay to shake this land."

The ghost bride raised her eyebrows: "Sister Qingying is right! My sister did just that!"

"When the police arrive, I'll go and call Miss Sister!" Guo Xingxian turned her face to Nan Shi and asked, "Nan Shi, let's go together later!"

Nan Shi: "I count..."

"Okay, count you in, no problem." Guo Xingxian said happily.

Nan Shi: "..."

Nan Shi looked at the ghost bride, and bowed to her with folded hands: "Miss sister, I will definitely help the police in a while, but if you really want to jump out, remember not to face me, I will panic."

The bride gave an 'OK' gesture: "No problem!"

She has already experienced how cowardly Nan Shi is.

At that time, she was sitting on the coffin and Nan Shi looked at each other. She was sure that the other party could see her—you must know that since she died, no one could see her. It's good, there are no lonely ghosts, not even a chatterer, so lonely.

Oh, and the only person who still managed to say a few words was the tuberculosis gay ghost she was about to marry.

She didn't know what was going on at the time, anyway, she just wanted to scare him, so she performed a show where she gnawed her nails and hands until blood dripped, and combined with bleeding from the seven orifices, and then saw this little brother's face' The subway old man's expression turned around and was about to enter the house.

Unconvinced, she followed, and after the other brother left, she thought about having a face-to-face with him—whether he has short-sightedness or astigmatism, you can always see clearly if you face-to-face, right?

Then the little brother sat down on the ground on the spot, clutching his heart and muttering 'I'm not afraid of being rich, strong, democratic, harmonious, friendly' and calling the woman next to him: "Qingying, hurry up, I'm out of breath! Let her The supernatural powers have been collected!"

The woman in blue at the side pressed her down with one hand, and when she went to Funan with the other hand, she said to her coldly: "Miss, please respect yourself."

Nan Shi was helped to sit on the sofa, took a bottle of sparkling water and filled it thoroughly, then pinched a copper coin and sprinkled it on the table, and said weakly: "Girl, I've done the math, I have no grievances with you You can't blame me to scare me... I haven't even touched the things sent by my neighbors! There is no cause and effect!"

"I'm a ghost," she said.

"Then do you have a revenge certificate? Take it out and let me see?"

She who has already reported to the underworld: "Oh, it's okay, my own. If you don't say it earlier, it's bad!"

As for how it developed from nagging to fortune-telling and then to a card-playing snack conference, she said that this memory was too happy to be lost, and because sometimes she was too happy, she found that her resentment dissipated and almost fell from a ghost to an ordinary ghost. Relying on desperately recalling the scene of his death to maintain Li Gui's platoon.

Speaking of which, the ghost bride also thinks that this world is quite mysterious.

She had always felt that death was like a lamp being extinguished. As for the theory of gods and ghosts, she had the traditional mentality of a rabbit and a person—believe it when necessary.

In the end, I didn’t expect that from the “old lady’s filthy mother’s grievances, I will come back to take revenge after I become a ghost” before my death, it turned into a program that was taken away by black and white impermanence (a special work-shaped intelligent AI specially provided by the prefecture) after death. , I told her that she could go up and wait for the revenge certificate, and she could go to revenge once the revenge certificate arrived.

It really turned into a ghost and came back to take revenge, this shit is absolutely impossible.

As for Nan Shi, he's actually fine.As long as the other party doesn't intentionally make a bloody mess to scare people, Nan Shi won't be so scared after playing cards with her for a while. After all, what is there to be afraid of a bride who plays cards with red face, red ears, coke in her left hand and potato chips in her right?

The four of them played two more rounds of cards, and the third round was about to start when the Ghost Bride suddenly patted the potato chip crumbs on her body and stood up: "Oh, the police are here, let's go, let's stop playing, let's go to the theater together ah!"

The other three people put down their cards when they heard the words, packed up their things and waited to go to watch the show. When they got in the car, the ghost bride also got into the back seat, and Guo Xingxian asked, "Hmm? Miss sister, are you not a ghost?" Why? Why do you still need to take a car?"

That young lady in blue is a member of Nanshi's family, and it is said that she can't leave Nanshi's side, even if she takes a ride, why even the ghost bride is here!

The ghost bride was still holding a bottle of fruit oranges that she had just taken out of the refrigerator: "Isn't this the way to go! Take a ride, don't be lazy, save some energy and be a demon for a while!"

She raised her head and filled half a bottle, and reminded: "Mr. Nan, don't look in the rearview mirror! I'm putting on makeup!"

As she said that, several bloodstains fell on her eyes, ears, mouth and nose. The ghost bride didn't think it was enough. Sharp bright red nails grew out of five fingers. She scratched her head, and the blood flowed profusely instantly. Her hair was glued into strands.

She touched up the makeup on her lips with the blood, and she ate and drank just now, and her lip makeup fell off.

It's a ghost, it just needs to be as popular as "My mother is going to kill someone today", so that it can have momentum.

In an instant, the ghostly aura surged, and the car became extremely cold.

Fortunately, Nan Shi secretly praised his wit - he sat in the co-pilot, if he sat in the back row with the ghost bride, he really couldn't help but see it.

Guo Xingxian took a look and turned on the heater with a snap.

Humans want to defeat magic with physics.

Anyway, it's only 10 minutes, just make do with it.

When they arrived, several police cars were parked at the gate of the yard, and the village secretary was distraught over there educating Grandpa Liu Fang, the head of the house: "Old Liu! Look at you, what age is this! You still have these things The girl has been away for seven days, even in winter, you can't do this!"

"There is also Xiaogu, he came clean and left cleanly. Xiaogu wrote me a letter before leaving, asking me to persuade you not to do these things. This is a feudal superstition! Tell me, you What are you doing with these things?! Isn’t it so uncomfortable to let Xiaogu go! How did you promise me in front of you! Why are you doing this behind my back!”

"Buying female corpses! This is against the law! You will go to jail!"

This time the groom officer, Liu Gu, was also dressed in red, he nodded frantically aside, but no one could see him.

When he saw someone coming outside, he didn't pay attention at first, but after taking a look, he wanted to persuade his parents, even though they couldn't hear them, but what if! ——But when that red figure walked in, he froze in fright.

The ghost bride stood at the door with her hands behind her back in a rage, and the people looking at the yard smiled coldly, her eyes swept over everyone present, as if she wanted to remember everyone's face.

Liu Gu knelt down to the ghost bride with a thud: "Miss sister, auntie, I really don't care about my parents' affairs! Calm down! I'm really gay! Just let them go!"

The ghost bride twitched the corners of her mouth and said quietly, "Oh?"

"I'll check this matter for you. My parents just wanted to buy me a female corpse. It was the one who kidnapped you for money, so they killed you and sent them here! They are not guilty of death." , You will be punished if you turn your head back! You must not hurt innocent people!"

Liu Gu's father's face was full of shame and sadness, and his mother cried at the side: "I don't want to... I don't want to either! But my son went alone, he was not in good health, and he couldn't even get married. It’s never been married, how much a person suffers down there!”

"Village secretary, you misunderstood!" She beat her chest and said, "How dare we buy a female corpse!"

She pointed to the woman's 'maternal family' and said: "The girl in their family is also pitiful. They went to college at a young age. They asked a matchmaker to find a companion for their daughter, and let two young people sit next to her." Let's make a companion, we just nodded! We are not old feudalism, we just want to make life easier for our children! Both of us have agreed, and we will treat them as serious in-laws from now on!"

Seeing this, the 'maid's family' nodded quickly and said: "How can this go to jail! I am the bride's father! My daughter is gone, and I have no one to rely on. What's the matter with finding someone for her! You love me! Things, village secretary, don't talk nonsense! I can't sell my daughter if I can't buy it!"

This 'maiden's family' was well dressed, with a straight suit, a red flower pinned to her chest, and a white strip of cloth hanging under the red flower, and wrote: 'Father of the woman'.As he spoke, he took out his ID card and the bride's death certificate from his pocket, and showed them to everyone present.

Besides him, there were a dozen or so people who claimed to be the bride's natal family, and they said something like 'how could our decent family sell their daughter', which seemed very credible.

The ghost bride spat coldly, this is the group of people who gang-raped her and strangled her to death, if it wasn't for the fact that the revenge certificate hadn't come out, she would have chopped them into pieces on the spot.

But even if the proof of revenge came out, she could only kill the person who really killed her—that is, the one who claimed to be her father.

Nan Shi leaned against the wall and watched with cold eyes. Guo Xingxian saw that the village secretary seemed a little moved, and quietly pulled the clothes of a policewoman standing beside her, and whispered, "I am the one who reported, and the bride is from Sichuan. , whose name is Lu Qiang, is not from Zhejiang at all, you go and check the body."

The policewoman nodded invisibly, she didn't tell Xingxian to do anything, she stepped forward and talked to the team leader.

The captain gave her a look after hearing the words, and then shouted: "Okay, everyone, be quiet! The bride's father, please give me the bride's death certificate, and I will ask my colleagues to check!"

The bride's father didn't seem to be afraid at all. He handed over the death certificate to the police and gave them two cigarettes: "For...it's winter, and I'll trouble you to make a trip. You've worked hard."

"Be respectful! We don't accept gifts!"

The bride's father said again: "This is not a ceremony! My daughter is getting married today, this is a rejoicing! Rejoicing!"

The police didn't take it at all, and he wasn't angry. He gave the cigarettes to his relatives and friends, and stood there waiting for the result.

Now that the technology is advanced, the data can be retrieved immediately by scanning the barcode with a machine to distinguish the true from the false.

The machine beeped, and the faces of the dozen or so policemen present changed—this meant passing!This death proof is real!

The ghost bride crossed her arms and said to Guo Xingxian, "This death certificate is not mine. They have someone else's death certificate."

As an enthusiastic citizen, Guo Xingxian immediately informed the police, but the captain of the police didn't need him to inform him at all, so he signaled the forensic doctor who was following him to come forward: "Old Feng, go and see if it's me."

Forensic Doctor Feng nodded, and was about to go to the main hall to have a look.

Under the big red happy letter, there are two red coffins placed in parallel, and the coffin boards are covered.

Liu Gu's mother hurriedly said: "No way! This coffin is sealed, and it will be cremated in two days! You can't open it again! Bad rules!"

The captain said solemnly: "Please cooperate with the investigation!"

"No! Can't open it! My daughter's coffin is covered! How can you bother her!" the bride's father also said.

A policeman confirmed with the villagers on the side, and whispered: "They said there is such a rule."

"Please cooperate with the investigation!" The captain raised his voice without hearing it, and he took out his police ID: "If you have any questions about the law enforcement process, you can write down my ID number and dial XXXX for consultation and complaints."

Liu Gu's mother's expression was on the verge of collapse, and she threw herself on the bride's coffin: "No! If you dare to open my daughter-in-law's coffin, I'll show you to death immediately! The police are going to kill people—the police are going to kill people—! "

Most of the onlookers were in front, and they couldn't squeeze into the main hall. The shout was like a stone falling into the water, causing waves to level off.

Everyone was in an uproar: "What's going on?"

"What's the trouble? Everyone, why are these policemen here!"

"That's right, they made a lot of trouble for such a happy event! If I were Xiaogu, I'd be so angry!"

The corners of Ghost Bride's lips were drawn into a straight line, she didn't even bother to sneer.

Liu Gu frantically apologized at the side: "My mother has never studied! She is just a village girl! Don't be angry! Don't be angry! I will kowtow to you!"

"Get out of here."

"Yes yes yes! I'll get out immediately!"

The policemen looked at the surrounding villagers with solemn faces, and the captain reiterated: "Please cooperate with the investigation—!"

"I don't! You can't open the coffin, you will be punished for disturbing the peace of the dead!" Liu Gu's mother cried and fell on the coffin.

"Boom--!"

Suddenly, a sound came from the coffin, as if the person in the coffin was smashing the coffin board with his fist.

"Boom--!"

Another sound.

Liu Gu's mother took several steps back in fright, fell to the ground, and said tremblingly, "The spirit has appeared... the bride has appeared!"

The people around screamed, and then they all fell silent. They didn't know who was in the lead, so they all hurriedly backed away.

Only after they had withdrawn for a long distance and crowded together bustlingly did they dare to look again.They held their breath and stared at the coffin.

"Boom--!"