The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

As a gay man, Nan Shi was also quite desperate.

Especially when you have to take a bath to live your life.

"I'm gay! Can you be more careful?" Nan Shi couldn't hold back, holding the shower head and said, "Can you worry about your own chrysanthemum?"

Guo Xingxian sank into the hot water, wishing she could bury her head in it: "Then am I equal to a peerless beauty in your eyes? See if your dick is hard when I take a bath?"

He did a bodybuilder's standard pose, showing off his eight-pack abs and mermaid lines.

"...Thinking too much is a disease."

"It's all right, Master Nan, please rub my back!" Guo Xingxian said, "Wash your hair twice! Thank you!"

Nan Shi pointed the shower head at his head resentfully: "Close the anus!"

It may be due to the fact that Guo Xingxian is a frequent visitor to the gym. As long as Daxian receives the supernatural powers, after this tossing, people will still be in good spirits. I can't tell that someone had a high fever an hour ago.

If Nan Shi couldn't think about fighting with him now, he should be beaten until he stuck to the wall and couldn't get it off.

The kind of sticky mosaic.

There are still two hours before dawn, but the two of them have no intention of catching up on sleep, and are sitting in the living room watching TV.

Nan Shi scratched his feet and said, "What did you offer to your godfather when you came back?"

"Candles, fruits, cakes, and two more sticks of incense." Guo Xingxian stared at the TV a little erratically, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, lit one for himself, and handed it to Nan Shi: "Pick one?"

He was a little confused when he had a fever just now, but he was also sure that he heard what Nan Shi was chanting, and he was also sure that the pressure that suddenly disappeared from his body after Nan Shi finished chanting was not his illusion.

Nan Shi picked one up and lit it, and took a puff slowly, letting the smoke fill his lungs.Guo Xingxian couldn't be more familiar with Guo Xingxian's expression of three views being broken into dregs: "No, do you have paper money at home? Money can make ghosts turn the mill, and money can turn the mill to push ghosts, the fairy family Same."

Guo Xingxian murmured, "Isn't the Xian family a goblin? They also use paper money like ghosts?"

After hearing this, Nan Shi felt that it was quite reasonable, but based on the principle that he would rather burn it by mistake than miss it: "Burning RMB is illegal... Anyway, burn a little, as long as you want it."

"That's right, you wait, I'll look through it..." Guo Xingxian said, and went to rummage through the box, and halfway shouted: "I have cakes and fruits in that suitcase, can you help me see if you can Give it!"

Nan Shi responded, opened the suitcase and took a look, and immediately felt that his godfather hadn't killed him because his father had a good temper: Look, what did he bring!

Cakes——Panpan buns, peach and plum custard bread, egg yolk crisps.

Fruits—canned peaches, pears, and apples.

Oh, I still ate half of the canned yellow peaches. This Nan Shi had a memory, and he also ate two pieces.

Take a closer look at the three kinds of small breads that are still on their expiration date, and they will expire in a dozen days.

"There is no paper money at home, what should I do?" Guo Xingxian pulled out a bag of incense candles from the cabinet and shouted.

Nan Shi stroked his hair, and began to feel a little pain in his head: "You come here first... will you prepare this for your godfather?"

Guo Xingxian glanced at it: "Otherwise? That kind of fresh cakes and fruits are not easy to carry or store. Isn't the vacuum one good? You can't eat it after offering it? It's incense ash and dirt. It wouldn't be a pity to choose an imminent one and throw it away!"

The offerings can be eaten after the offerings are finished!You can even get the blessing of immortals (ancestors) if you eat it!

"..." Nan Shi caressed Xingxian's dog's head lovingly, and coaxed: "Hey, go and eat a lollipop."

"What do you mean?"

"It's probably because your godfather is so kind to you, so I suggest marrying him directly." Nan Shi casually substituted in, if he dared to do this when he made a confession to his senior brother, he would probably die suddenly on the same day, without even a scumbag. will be left.

Guo Xingxian looked at Nan Shi with a look of 'how can you be so mad': "...Nan Shi, something is wrong with you!"

Nan Shi glanced at the sky outside: "It's almost four o'clock. Is there any family in your village that wakes up early? You can go to their house and ask if there is any... There must be a breakfast shop selling stalls? Buy two meat buns They are more reliable than you."

Nan Shi added that he was a little afraid that the straight man would only buy two if he passed Xingxian: "Forget it, how about it, I'll go buy buns, you go buy paper money and fruits, and meet at the village head."

"Okay." Guo Xingxian sent two locations to Nanshi. Fortunately, Lingnan Village is not a small isolated village.Nanshi took a taxi directly to the morning market, and just happened to see a shop for funeral supplies, so he waited for someone to open the door, and spent a whole three hundred to buy a large bag of various types of paper money. Originally, he wanted to buy two paper figurines. But remembering that Qinghe said that this thing is more evil, he didn't buy it.

When the sky was bright, Nan Shi also just met Guo Xingxian. Guo Xingxian also carried a large bag of fruit and paper money in his hand, and even a few huge steamed buns. The red dots seem to be used only for weddings.

Seeing Nan Shi puzzled, Guo Xingxian explained: "It just so happened that the relatives of the neighbor's family had a happy event and steamed the steamed buns. When they heard that I was going to worship Xingxian, they ordered red dots for me."

Guo Xingxian also borrowed two small e-Donkeys, which was much more convenient now. Nan Shi sat on the back seat, carrying a big bag in his hand, and reminded him: "Guoer, you go to the small road Let's go, I'm afraid that the two of us will be stopped and fined by the police uncle."

"It's okay if there's no police in the early morning!" Guo Xingxian argued with him. Before he left for a long time, Nanshi saw a building surrounded by red walls. There is a big tree standing upright, and the corolla of a tree is full of bright red blood, which makes people feel their hearts jump when they look at it.

One thing to say, it's December!

Chu Yang had already peeked out a soft radiance from the side of the cloud, and the pale golden light shone on the bright red corolla, which was so bewitching and shocking.

Nan Shi swallowed his saliva, a little afraid to go in: "After a while, your godfather's flowers have always been blooming like this? It's January now."

Guo Xingxian parked the car and picked up the things in his hand, glanced at the corolla, obviously very used to it: "Yeah, I'm doing it... Dad always blooms in January, and it blooms every time I come back." .”

"It will look even better when the sky is fully lit." Guo Xingxian said, "It's a little scary at night..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Nan Shi elbowed him on the chest: "Shut up, it's outside your father's door! The flower of Shangxian is really...beautiful all over the world."

Guo Xingxian was speechless, originally wanted to say that Nan Shi was too timid, but then thought of what happened in the middle of the night last night, so she didn't dare to say anything at all.

The two entered the door. The apricot tree was extremely tall, at least ten meters long, with gnarled trunks and many vines hanging from it. Some were dead, while others were still alive with a few green leaves.The apricot tree was surrounded by railings, and there was a huge incense cauldron and a confession case in front of it. There were a lot of ashes and incense stalks left in the incense cauldron, and it seemed that people often came to offer incense.

Nan Shi stepped forward to take out the plate, made fruit cakes into a tower shape, set up candles, and then pulled Guo Xingxian over to kowtow, he is not stingy, after Guo Xingxian knelt down, he also knelt down After getting down, he lit two sticks of incense and shared a bunch with him, saying: "Shangxian Jin'an, Xinghua, I brought... Xian'er came to kowtow to you to apologize, this bastard doesn't know what is good or bad, he doesn't distinguish between superior and inferior, Please also forgive him for the sake of his young age."

Nanshi thought about the villager's name for Guo Xingxian, thinking that he was afraid that the same name would offend this Xinghua Shangxian, so he changed it to this name.

"I'll tell his parents later and tell them to teach this bastard a lesson."

After Nan Shi finished speaking, he looked sideways at Guo Xingxian: "What are you doing in a daze! Kowtow, apologize!"

Guo Xingxian had never kowtowed to this apricot tree except when he was a child when he recognized his relatives. He thought about kowtowing three times, and then remembered to offer incense. In the end, Nan Shi grabbed his neck and kowtowed again abruptly. After collecting six, the number was enough, and then let him get up and insert the incense into the incense cauldron.

Guo Xingxian finished throwing the incense, took the paper money and began to stuff it into the incense cauldron, the lighter lit it several times, but it didn't light up.A red line appeared on the edge of the tin, and it burned at an extremely slow speed, but no flames emerged.

He tried it several times, each time he thought it was lit, but nothing happened when he threw it into the incense cauldron.

Seeing this, Nan Shi dragged Guo Xingxian to the front to kowtow: "Go and confess your mistake to your godfather honestly, I'll do something."

Guo Xingxian said in a low voice: "...I kowtowed, isn't it over?"

"Can you say something auspicious?"

"...Yes." Guo Xingxian went to kneel down, murmured and didn't know what he was talking about, Nan Shi took a silver ingot, reckoning that Guo Xingxian could finish talking, and then pressed Get off the lighter.

pat.

burnt.

The flames jumped up all of a sudden, and after falling into the incense cauldron, it filled the entire space with a bang like a raging fire cooking oil. Nan Shi was relieved when he saw this—fortunately, he guessed right, he is really good-tempered .

After the paper money was melted, Nan Shi signaled Xingxian to get up.

The two bowed to Xingshu again, then took their leave and left.

Guo Xingxian asked in a low voice while walking: "Is it true that I lit it after I apologized? Is it too... so what?"

"Your godfather has a good temper, treat him with respect in the future." Nan Shi said.

After the two stepped out of the threshold, Nan Shi's heart moved for some reason, and he turned to look at the apricot tree in the courtyard, only to see a tall and tall beauty in red standing under the apricot tree, looking at their backs thoughtfully, When he saw Nan Shi, he looked back and even smiled leisurely at him.

Oh my god, this looks too much like a ghost in red.

Nan Shi trembled, showing an awkward yet polite smile, then turned around and left with Guo Xingxian.

"What were you looking at just now?" Guo Xingxian asked.

"It's nothing, just take a look." Nan Shi thought to himself, I can't say I saw your godfather, can I?

The big thing on his mind was over, and Guo Xingxian seemed much more relaxed. He took Nan Shi to return the e-donkey. When the two arrived at the door of the neighbor's house, they saw two men hanging white lanterns at the door. They were a little strange: "You just now Didn't you say that the neighbor's house is going to have a happy event?"

"That's right, they were talking about a wedding..." Guo Xingxian was also puzzled.

The male owner of the neighbor's house saw Xingxian coming, so he put down his work and came out to greet him: "Xian'er, are you here to return the car?"

"Thank you, Uncle..." Guo Xingxian hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "Didn't you say before that you were going to have a wedding? Why did you just..."

The male host touched the other black cloth on the sleeve: "Oh, this matter is a bit complicated..."

He looked back and saw no one, so he whispered: "It was my brother-in-law who passed away this time. He was not in good health. My father-in-law's family found a partner for him. Everyone passed away without getting married." , get married and go down together so we can go together, so we can do two things together."

"Let me tell you, this girl's..." He was vague at this point: "...Then I probably bought it, and I don't know where I bought it... It's just my husband's family, so I can't say , don't say it!"

Guo Xingxian frowned, and nodded again and again: "I see, Uncle, you should be busy!"

As he said that, he also paid him 2000 yuan: "I'd like to ask you to help me ventilate my house, dry it or something, and I will go back to the city with my friend in a while..."

"Okay! It's a matter of one sentence!"

Nan Shi looked at the host's face from the side.

It's dead.

His gaze passed him, passed Xingxian, and landed on the man who was still hanging the lantern on the high ladder and the woman who came out with a dustpan of steamed buns.

They were all—dead faces.