The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Maybe it was too boring. After Nan Shi took a nap, he dragged a room full of servants to play mahjong. Naturally, Nan Shi, a rookie, couldn't beat this group of ghosts. After losing the chips, he was smeared The note made everyone look at him wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. There was no place to post the note, so he should be punished for drinking.

Today, those who are not worth it will be served with wine, and the others who come to make up the head will drink drinks.

Nan Shi looked at the small wine cup in front of him sadly and angrily: "It's a deal, you can't keep your debt!"

"That's natural, drink quickly, young master!" Qingying bit her lip and smiled happily: "It was agreed just now, three cups for one shot and three shots, two cups for two shots..."

Qingying poured a glass of drink for herself, drank it cleanly, and then revealed the bottom of the cup, and the other two at the same table drank it straight away, waiting for Nanshi, the hot-shot person, to drink it .

They play Sichuan mahjong with blood flowing into a river. A game ends with all the cards being drawn. During the process, they can continue to play tricks and shoot. There is nothing special about this game. It will be tragic, and it will live up to its reputation of bloodshed.

Nan Shi smelled the wine was still a bit strong, closed his eyes and raised his head to feel stuffy. After he took a sip, he found that the wine tasted quite refreshing. After entering his stomach, there was a burst of sweetness, which didn't smell too much, and he immediately relaxed , let Qingying fill him up, and asked: "What is this wine made of? It's quite delicious... Does it have a lot of stamina? If I get drunk later, please help me and sue my brother."

"Young Master, please drink slowly." Qingying said: "This is homemade fruit wine. It tastes light. The advantage is that it doesn't overwhelm you. If you drink too much, you will feel sleepy at most."

"That's good." Nan Shi was willing to admit defeat and drank all three cups.

***

"Shanzhu, Zhuangzi has newly opened the new spring wine, do you want to taste it?" Qinghe offered a pot of sake, the color was like a clear spring, but the smell of the wine was very strong.

Holding the scroll in one hand, Chi You said without raising his head, "No need."

"Yes, Lord of the Mountain." Qinghe replied, and removed the wine as it was.

At this time it was time to eat, Chi You turned over another page of the scroll, looked up at the door, and asked lightly: "Where is the young master?"

Qinghe thought for a while, and then reported: "Young Master, maybe something happened on the way and you're delayed. The servants are going to wait for the young master."

"No need." Nan Shi happened to come with a thin body of moisture, as if he had just washed, his inner clothes were sloppily tied, his outer shirt was casually draped over his shoulders, his clothes were slightly open, his hair was still wet, and his shoulders were wet took a slice.

Seeing this, Chi You was a little displeased: "How can you dress so presumptuously?"

"I've met senior brother." Nan Shi saluted and sat down beside Chi You. When Fang sat down, a very faint sweet fragrance came over him. Ying and the others played mahjong, and they were punished to drink if they lost, I thought I would make you feel bad if I smelled of alcohol, so I took a shower before coming back, but I didn't expect it to be delayed."

Nan Shi had a fresh look on his face, tilted his head and smiled, "It's so hot... I can't fit my clothes."

He whispered, and stretched out his hand to pull the skirt of his clothes again, but everyone knew that the clothes would usually stick to his body when he just came out of the bathroom on a hot day, he pulled it twice, and saw The clothes stuck to the skin and didn't move, and I felt very annoying again, so I opened the skirt a little more: "Forget it, it's so hot, who bothers to wear this!"

The weather is 36 degrees today!If he hadn't lived with Chi You, he would have changed into a summer suit with sweat vest and flower pants. You said that this long-sleeved gown is layered on top of each other, even if the air conditioner is turned on at 18 degrees, he wouldn't wear so many layers of air-conditioning shirt right? !

The coat slipped off his shoulders and piled up in the gap between the back of the chair and him. Chi You frowned slightly, and Nan Shi took his arm: "Senior brother, don't scold me, not everyone in hot weather It is as cool as you and is not afraid of heat."

Qinghe stood by the side, his expression changed, and he carefully looked at Chi You's face, seeing that he didn't seem to hear, he quietly took two steps back.

Terrible, the owner of the mountain is afraid that he will lose his temper.

These days, the young master is the first one who dares to point to the mountain master's nose and say that he is completely cold.

Chi You said: "Let go."

"Oh, then you promise not to scold me." Nan Shi's finger slipped off Chi You's arm and landed loosely on his lap: "Let's have dinner, I just drank a full stomach and didn't feel it, but now I have a stomachache." It's burning hot."

Chi You reprimanded in a low voice: "How decent is Cheng?"

"What kind of decency do you talk about at home? You haven't seen what I look like, senior brother." Nan Shi chuckled lightly and said, "The wine sent by Zhuangzi today is quite delicious, senior brother, have you tried it?"

Without waiting for Chi You's answer, Nan Shi continued, "It must not be. It smells a bit fierce, but the entrance is actually okay. Senior brother, you can try it..."

His eyes swept around the table, and he ordered: "Sister Qinghe, bring a pot of wine."

Qinghe secretly said Nanshi must have drunk too much, usually this name is called in private, in front of Chi You, Nanshi never said sister to sister, she stepped forward to persuade: "Young master must have drunk too much Already, my servant will send you back to your room to rest?"

"No." Nan Shi pouted, "I didn't drink too much."

He really didn't drink too much, and he was very aware of what he was talking about and doing, but the wine contained alcohol no matter how sweet it was, and after paralyzing his nerves, he felt quite pleasant.

Seeing Nan Shi's eyes clear, Chi You said, "Let him go, let's start the banquet."

"Yes, Lord of the Mountain." Qing He responded.

Nan Shi didn't forget to repeat it again: "Send a pot of wine up for senior brother to taste."

Qinghe looked at Chi You in embarrassment, but just now Chi You refused without even looking at him. Seeing Chi You nodding his head, he replied: "Yes, young master."

Not long after, the dishes on the table were served neatly. Seeing Chi You move his chopsticks, Nanshi stuffed some food into his stomach in twos and threes, suppressing the feeling of burning his stomach, and only then did he have the time to hold the pot Served a cup for Chi Youman: "Brother, try it, it's really delicious..."

Chi You didn't do anything, and Nan Shi thought he was still thinking about cheating him into eating hot pot during the day, so he added: "I'm not lying to you, if it's not good, how dare I serve it to you."

A drop of cold water fell on Chi You's wrist, he subconsciously looked along, saw that Nan Shi's hair was still dripping water, his eyebrows moved, and then he raised his hand, a kind of servants saw it and filed in After exiting the flower hall, Chi You took out the outer shirt on the back of Nan Shi, and threw it on his head unbearably: "Try your hair dry before talking."

"... Oh." Nan Shi was covered by his outer shirt, and it took him two seconds to react. When he realized that he was about to take off his clothes, he happened to see Chi You holding a cup in his lowered eyes, and his Adam's apple rolled slightly. Seeing him After making some movements, he raised his eyes and looked up, his brows were raised slightly, and his thin lips dyed water-colored glowed with a layer of lustrous light under the lamp.

Nan Shi stared at him blankly: "Brother, you are so pretty."

Chi You glanced at him: "Presumptuous."

"Praising you is not scolding you." Nan Shi muttered, then asked with a smile: "Is it delicious?"

"It's okay." Chi You replied, and then said: "Dry your hair."

Nan Shi just started to brush his hair. He was still in the mood to think that this was the end of wiping this dress, and he estimated that it would disappear in the future. He even picked out the one he liked more, which made his heart ache.

After drinking, even thinking became slow.

Chi You raised his hand to fill a glass for himself, and drank it down again. Nan Shi's eyes were a little hot, and he whispered, "I want it too."

"No." Chi You said flatly: "If you drink any more, you will be completely drunk."

"I'm not drunk."

"Yeah." Not yet, but soon.

As soon as the wine entered his throat, Chi You made a good guess about the ingredients. Grapes, apples, and rock sugar were the base, glutinous rice was the base, and there were two kinds of health-preserving herbs. But after all, it's alcohol. He doesn't know Nan Shi's level of playing mahjong, but he knows the level of the people below. Nan Shi probably drank a lot.

Chi You guessed right, the wine cup used for fine wine was only ten milliliters, and he won the game and finally drank nearly fifty cups - a normal bottle of liquor is about 500 milliliters.

Nan Shi twitched the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand and grabbed Chi You's wrist, forced the cup in his hand to his lips, bit the cup and drank it, and glanced at him, to the effect: I'll drink it, What to do!

Chi You's expression remained the same, but he just said: "If you go on like this without restraint, you will be fined not to drink alcohol this year."

"Brother, you are so annoying. There are only two of us in the house. When I drink too much, I will go back to my room to play drunk. I am almost thirty. Men are very tired. It is not a crime to drink some alcohol..." Nan Shi said, The last two lines also changed the tune, and they were almost sung.

What a mess... Chi Huo thought silently.

After Nan Shi half-talked and half-sang, he leaned on Chi You's shoulder overjoyed, and yawned: "I'm sleepy."

"Then go to sleep."

Nan Shi half closed his eyes, and the sweet aroma of wine mixed with the hot and lazy breath brushed against his ears: "...the meal is not finished yet."

"Go to bed first."

"No, that's not good for the stomach." Nan Shi finished and yawned again.

Chi You was silent for a long time before sighing helplessly. He held Nan Shi's shoulder with one hand and helped him up. Nan Shi opened his eyes sleepily. He still knew what he wanted to eat, but he didn't know where to reach out Want to coerce, stare straight at the dishes and don't speak.

Seeing this, Chi You picked up a fried shrimp ball and was about to put it into his bowl, but Nan Shi had already opened his mouth.

He paused for a moment before stuffing the shrimp ball into his mouth.

Nan Shi chewed it twice before swallowing it, and opened his mouth again, the meaning was very obvious.

Chi You was not so good-natured, his eyes sank: "Sit up straight and eat by yourself."

"Oh." Nan Shi sat upright all of a sudden, feeling a little empty with nothing to lean against, holding his chopsticks to watch Chi You's movements, and imitating Chi You's actions, he took a few chopsticks and put the food into his mouth Here, he barely fed himself.

Chi You seemed to say something, but he didn't hear clearly, and saw Chi You stood up, stopped his waist with one hand and lifted him up, Nan Shi heard himself say in a low voice: "Senior brother, can I... "

Can't, can't say!

Nan Shi what are you talking about!

"What?" Chi You asked back.

Nan Shi's rationality was frantically warning, but he couldn't control his mouth for some reason: "Can I... give you a hug?"

"Just a moment."

"Just one click."

Chi You raised his eyebrows slightly, and before he said yes or no, Nan Shi's body tilted and he threw himself into his arms. Nan Shi leaned against his shoulders and took a deep breath, and then... leaned on his shoulders fell asleep.

If Chi You hadn't fixed Nan Shi's waist in time, he would definitely have fallen to the ground.

Chi You lowered his eyes, looked at his side face quietly, and said after a long time: "... Presumptuous things."