The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"Old Leng, are you back?" An old lady yelled when she heard a movement outside the door: "The sugar at home is gone, you go downstairs to buy a pack, you want Taikoo sugar, don't buy me brand-name sugar!"

Professor Leng was still holding a bag of lively shrimps. Hearing this, he went into the kitchen and put the shrimps into the sink. He shook his head with a smile and said, "I saw that they were all gone yesterday, and I was still thinking about them on the way back today." I took two catties with me, but I forgot again."

"You have to be old!" The old lady was wearing a pair of presbyopic glasses, and she was about to deal with the shrimp with scissors: "Don't worry about it, go quickly."

"En." Professor Leng responded, turned his head and went out, stepped out of the door with his feet, turned his head back and picked up a floral cloth bag before closing the door.

The setting sun was like blood, and the sunset was like brocade. The warm sunshine shone on him, making him squint his eyes.

For some reason, why does he feel that the sun is not shining well today... Professor Leng’s home is an old building for employees. Because the land in B city is very expensive, the planning is based on the most compact design, so the old building The door of the hotel is open to the west, and every time I go out in the evening, I feel the sun is dazzling, but I didn't feel it today, and it was even a little sinister.

Is it going to cool down tomorrow?

He took two steps, and suddenly looked behind him. It was the time to get off work, but there was no one on the road.

How weird is it today...

Professor Leng was thinking about it, when suddenly the voices of two women in ancient costumes appeared in front of him. They came abruptly, and he didn't know when they came, anyway, he didn't hear the footsteps.Those two women had clear faces, but Professor Leng subconsciously took a step back, only to feel goose bumps on his back.

Professor Leng suspects that he has run into something evil.

...Calm down, as an old professor in the medical department, what strange things have Professor Leng never seen?What kind of general teacher who automatically moved his position in the middle of the night, the eyeballs will turn in formalin... Isn't it resolved safely in the end?

He is upright, covered with Marxism-Leninism, and holds high the banner of science, so he is not afraid of these things.

As the saying goes, don't do bad things in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night, this is the truth.

Professor Leng pretended not to see these two women, went to buy the white sugar that the old woman wanted, and walked past them without seeing them, muttering, "Taigu's sugar is too expensive, it's not as good as Yu Haitang's cheap one." ’, the two women reappeared in front of him, and they bowed softly: "Please, sir, come with us."

Professor Leng glanced at them: "No, the old woman is still waiting for me to buy white sugar for cooking."

"It's urgent, I'm offended." The two girls looked at each other, and then raised their hands. Professor Leng felt that his eyes went dark, as if someone had put him in a sack. Lost consciousness.

One of the women carried Professor Leng's soul, and the other woman took Professor Leng's body and sat down on a public bench beside her. A posture in which he was addicted to his mobile phone and couldn't extricate himself, so he quickly ran away with his soul.

When Professor Leng came here again, just when the black cloth in front of him was taken off, he squinted his eyes and hadn't adapted to the suddenly brightening environment, when he heard someone scold in a low voice: "...fuck."

Professor Leng: "...?"

Nan Shi was lying on the sofa with a pale face, dizzy and dizzy, and had to deal with the life of the old professor who was very respectable at first sight.

The matter is quite simple. Yesterday, Chi You and Nan Shi went shopping until almost dawn before returning to the hotel together, so Chi You's plan to adjust the jet lag went bankrupt again, even sleeping with Nan Shi all day long, until the evening when the sun was setting It was only time that the sun woke up, and I was dazed looking at the sunset glowing in the sky outside the luxurious floor-to-ceiling windows.

Nan Shi felt that he was still in that kind of half-dream and half-awake state, so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes. He forced himself to sit up, lit a cigarette to wake himself up, and waited until the smoke was over... Then he vomited as expected.

Qing Lan waited for the servant girl to rush in to check after hearing the commotion in Nan Shi's room. Seeing that Nan Shi was holding a trash can and vomited endlessly, and the whole room was filled with a sour smell, Qing Lan hurriedly went to the room. Before giving Nan Shi Shun Qi: "Master, what's wrong with you? What's wrong?"

Nan Shi's lips turned white, he waved his hand to signal Qinglan to stop taking pictures, turned his head and rinsed his mouth with mineral water, and then said weakly: "...it's all right."

Immediately afterwards, Nan Shi rushed to the toilet, and ran three or four times in a row, and he almost merged with the toilet on the spot to become Toilet Superman.

Now it's all right, even Chi You was alarmed, but they didn't bring the doctor with them when they went out, so the above scene happened.

Absolutely.

Nan Shi waved his hand: "Old gentleman, please sit down, the subordinates are ignorant, I'm sorry."

"...What's going on?" Professor Leng looked at Nan Shi, still a little dazed, but consciously glanced at Nan Shi's eyes with his hand, and saw that although his face was ugly, his eyeballs were not congested, nor What signs of pupil slack, he was relieved.

Chi You sat aside with a cold expression, Qinghe stepped forward and whispered: "Please show our young master, what's wrong?"

"Oh...oh!" Professor Leng didn't have time to worry about other things, and immediately entered the state of seeking medical advice: "What are the symptoms? Tell me, when did it start?"

Nan Shi really wanted to pass out on the spot, he held on and apologized, and then said: "It just started after six o'clock, dizziness, stomach pain, vomiting and diarrhea."

Qinglan added a few words about Nan Shi's symptoms at the side, and Professor Leng said without hesitation, "What did you eat yesterday?"

Qingying: "The young master ate red bean balls at around 12 o'clock yesterday night, and ate two wontons, four grilled scallops and four grilled oysters, and a sugar painting of maltose..."

"Wait!" Professor Leng interrupted Qingying's words, the so-called "knowledge of hundreds of schools", he has also learned some methods of Chinese medicine, but it is not as reliable as his Western medicine, he reached out to take the pulse of Tananshi , then said: "It's probably food poisoning... Eating too much, you dare to eat oysters and scallops like the night market? Young people are really not afraid of death... Have you spit out everything? It shouldn't be too big If there is a problem, it is best to go to the hospital for examination."

Hearing this, Chi You sneered: "He is indeed not afraid of death."

After all, he has died once.

"I think it's the same... Just take some medicine and rest." Nan Shi also guessed that the seafood was not fresh enough to be tricked: "Dizziness..."

"What's the use of calling me?" Chi You glanced at Nan Shi displeasedly, then flung his sleeves and went back to the room: "Send the young master to the hospital."

"Yes, sir." The servants responded in unison.

Nan Shi waved his hand weakly: "Hurry up, send the old gentleman back...don't delay too long."

Just as Professor Leng was about to say something, his eyes went dark again, but this time it was brightened very quickly. In the blink of an eye, he sat on the bench, staring at the street lights that had been turned on in front of him in a daze.

……what's going on?

Professor Leng just wanted to get up, but found that his left and right hands were holding something. Looking down, he was holding his mobile phone in his left hand, and a shiny jade bracelet in his right hand, shining brightly in the sun.

He looked at the jade ring in his hand suspiciously, and was about to take a closer look, when suddenly the window of the old building opened, and his old woman poked her head out of the window: "Old Leng! You still play with your mobile phone! Go buy candy! "

Professor Leng responded immediately, stuffed the jade ring into his pocket, and hurried to buy candy.

***

The so-called sickness comes like a mountain. Nanshi usually doesn't even have a cold or fever. Occasionally, once he gets food poisoning, he really complains and revenges. This guy just took two gastroenteritis medicines, and then he started to complain. When the fire came, it was still a high temperature, burning the whole body to such an extent that he didn't even know that he brought Chi You to see him.

He had another dream, this dream was a bit strange, he found himself standing on the top of a mountain, looking ahead there was a valley, at the bottom of the valley there was a temple built, outside there were many people holding their hands Gao Dexiang kowtowed and kowtowed.

The next moment, he was a little closer to the valley, and the scene in front of him was instantly enlarged, and he could hear the voices of those people.

"Great Immortal bless, let me have a son!"

"Great Immortal bless, let me get rich quickly!"

"Great Immortal bless you, let me recover from my illness, I haven't lived enough..."

……

The more you listen, the more strange those people's requests are. They hope that the yellow-faced woman at home will take the initiative to leave the house, hope that her husband will die quickly, and hope that the whole family of the enemy will be hit to death by two hundred yards when they go out. ...and so on.

What a mess.

Nan Shi couldn't help frowning, and the next second, he was closer to the temple, and then he saw clearly that the temple was extravagant and prosperous, with carved beams and painted buildings all around, a gilded roof, and the whole temple's frame was made of snow-white Made of pure marble, with white veils hanging around it, it looks like an fairy palace.

There was an erratic figure at the top, he raised his hand, and the believers below entered the temple one by one, inserted the tall incense into the incense burner, knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times to tell their wishes, and confessed Putting down gold, silver and jewels on the top, and then throwing down the holy stick, if one yin and one yang appear, they will leave ecstatically. Some people throw it three times in a row, it is double yin or double yang, and they cry again as if their parents died. Reluctantly leave.

Nan Shi stood outside the temple gate, watching quietly.

Until a person came in pushing a cage that was half the height of a person, and placed a pair of virgin boys and girls tied with red silk on the confession case. The pair of virgin boys and girls seemed to be asleep, and they were left alone. He fiddled with it into a meditation posture, and when the man saw that the boys and girls had been arranged, he knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times: "Please save the life of my youngest son, and I will present a pair of boys and girls..."

Sheng Ji left, one yin and one yang, the man smiled all over his face, threw many bundles of RMB on the confession case, and left.

The figure at the top stepped down from the throne, and the dark shadow touched the hair of boys and girls: "...the best blood food..."

"... Let Liu Changshou handle this matter."

A man in white clothes in the hall responded, and the crowd behind them showed enthusiasm: "Daxian, can you really change your life?! I want to change my life! I want to change my life! You can open it as you like!"