The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Now is the time when the sun is at its highest, and the sun is shining hot on Nan Shi's body. He feels as if he has an auditory hallucination, as if the noisy cicadas will sound in the next moment.The temperature is obviously similar to City S, but it feels like it is at least eight degrees higher than City S. In the south, it is seldom directly baptized by the dry and hot air in the north. I feel tongue-tied within [-] minutes after getting off the car. dried up.

After finally waiting in line for him, I spent 10 yuan to buy a ticket and waited at the door for another [-] minutes. I wondered why the person who came to pick him up from Xi Du hadn’t arrived yet. At this time, I sent Xi Du’s message and there was no response. , He thought for a while and swiped his ticket to enter the door - he came here, so he went in and played around.

There is no reason to stand at the door and wait stupidly.

It was Nan Shi's first visit to the film and television city. As soon as Pu entered the door, he was shocked by the familiar scenery. He shamelessly went to a tour group and followed them. He only listened to the tour guide's introduction: "We are now in At the entrance, go one kilometer further to the dumb bamboo forest where the famous "Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar" was filmed. Please come with me, and we will go there by sightseeing bus..."

Nan Shi bought a bottle of iced mineral water, and then boarded the sightseeing car. Fortunately, the ticket included the sightseeing car and no additional payment was required, so no one thought it strange that Nan Shi was mixed with the tour group.

Sitting in the sightseeing car, he watched the group performers wearing clothes of various eras coming and going, and felt very fresh.

Although the dumb bamboo forest is called "dumb", it is not dumb at all. There are rustling bamboo branches everywhere. It is called "dumb bamboo forest" mainly because this place is called so in the movie. If you want to talk about the scenery in the bamboo forest, it is just like that. It's just that the path between the bamboo forests and the memorable chessboard in the middle make people feel that it has added a lot of color to it, and there are facilities for changing ancient costumes for a fee on the side. Nanshi is very excited, but I don't know how many times I have passed by when I see the clothes. The human hand, it gave up again.

But even so, he followed the trend and bought a rather distinctive straw hat and a green bamboo stick, which are the standard equipment of a Jianghu hero in a national TV series. With a green bamboo stick, walking in this sea of ​​bamboo is really quite artistic—especially when the road is not easy to walk and the weather is still hot.

After leaving the dumb bamboo forest, the tour guide led the group to the next scenic spot again. Nan Shi followed two scenic spots. When he reached the third scenic spot, he couldn't walk anymore. He saw a pergola next to it. It was a stepped seat, so I leaned over to sit and rest.

Nan Shi visited three scenic spots, and an hour and a half passed in between, Xi Du still did not reply to the message.

Nan Shi completely forgot about him, and only thought he was here to play—not to mention, it was quite fun, although the consumption was a bit expensive, but there were food and drinks along the way, and the scenery was also very interesting. It's good for Chi You to come and walk around.

Just at this time, a group of performers walked into the awning. They seemed to have just come out of a set, all wearing the same style of ancient costumes, and there were a few dark-skinned old aunts in pink maid costumes. feel.

A few old aunts happened to be sitting next to Nan Shi, who could be called a little bit of green in the red - Nan Shi was still wearing a dark green pullover, standard green.

Several aunts started chatting: "Today's lunch box is really bad, and it's still a great director!"

"I didn't eat it. I was afraid of poisoning Mimi if I fed it to Mimi."

"Have you seen Li Zixu! I even secretly took a photo!"

"What's the use of filming him? Are you still a fan of him?" The old aunt's words were very trendy, and she opened her mouth to talk about the dark side of the entertainment industry. The few people chatted for a long time before they noticed Nan Shi on the side, and immediately pulled Nan Shi into the battle: "Young man, I think you look pretty good too, don't be too lazy to participate in some draft, and act honestly Stronger than anything!"

"I don't..." Nan Shi opened his mouth, but was interrupted by the old aunt on the left: "Don't look at those celebrities who are famous and earn millions a day, the backside is so dirty that you can't even think about it. By the way, do you know Xi Du? He came from us. People who can shine will shine everywhere. Xi Du was just like you. He was picked by a great director on the first day he came here. As soon as that film came out, hey, he became it!"

The old aunt looked Nan Shi up and down, and gave him a thumbs up: "Young man, I think you can do it too!"

The old aunt on the other side also said: "I think it's okay too! Come on, let's add a friend first! I will pull you into the group, and call you if you have a good job!"

Nan Shi: "I'm not..."

The old aunt nodded and said, "I understand! Didn't you come to be a group performer! Young people can't hold back this face! Come and add it first!"

So Nanshi could only take out his mobile phone and join a group called 'Fish Pond'. There were about [-] members in the group, and those who had the time to touch their mobile phones all sent a dazzling yellow chrysanthemum with blue fonts written on it. Added a 'welcome family' emoticon package.

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Nanshi noticed that the aunt on the left is called 'Ruhua', and the one in front is called 'Hexian'. Looking at the nicknames of the people in the group, there are all the names you can find in TV dramas, if you only look at the names It looks familiar to everyone.

"Change your stage name first, and report to the group owner, and you will be notified if there is a suitable job." Aunt Ruhua pointed to the avatar called 'Fish Pond Master' on the phone screen and said: "This is the group owner, Don't get me wrong."

Nan Shi: "Is the group leader's surname Zhang?"

Aunt Hexian raised her little finger: "His surname is Qu."

All of a sudden, a group of people burst into laughter, and even Nan Shi couldn't help laughing.

Maybe this world can't talk about people behind their backs. The so-called everyone is here, and ghosts are coming. The welcome ceremony for joining the group here is not over yet, and the owner of the fish pond has sent several messages and directly swiped the screen: "Everyone is here Fangzhen? The crew of "Taifu" needs eight extras, four old men, two young men, and two old ladies! Urgent! The director is waiting for filming!"

As soon as Nanshi finished watching, Aunt Ruhua grabbed her shoulders and shouted at an old man in a peaked cap who was driving a sightseeing car: "Old Kou, this way! I'll go, I'll go! We all go!"

Old Kou still had a cigarette in his mouth, and didn't get out of the car, he raised his hand a little: "I want you to be a kind old lady! Chunhuaqiuyue will follow me, yes, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!"

Old Kou ordered seven people in a row, and the last one had a problem. The big director named a handsome young man, but there was none here—he knew how many people under his command looked like, and almost All guest actors.

Those who look more distinctive are all specially invited actors, for example, those who are extremely thin, extremely fat, ugly, and old are all in this range. This is really not something you can just grab a group performance in the crowd, you must get it Find a specific person.

"Hey, right! You—!" When Lao Kou pointed to the guide, Li Nanshi was extremely eye-catching among this group of people, but he didn't regard him as a group performer at the beginning, and his appearance and temperament can be seen at a glance Those raised in the family may be rich second-generation. If this kind of rich second-generation really wants to be a group performer, they usually go directly to the director's side and won't come here.

Aunt Ruhua raised Nan Shi's hand: "Here! Old Kou, do you have bad eyesight! Isn't Xiao Nan just fine?!"

Old Kou muttered: "He's new here? I thought he was here for a tour! Please, please—it's you! Hurry up, everyone get in the car!"

Auntie Ru Hua suddenly smiled like a (chrysanthemum) flower, and urged Nan Shi to go over quickly. Nan Shi also thought it was quite interesting, and raised her voice and asked, "Does it matter if I don't have an extra certificate?"

"It's okay! Get in the car! I'll do it for you temporarily over there!" Rules are dead, people are alive, and making money is more important.

Nan Shi happily followed him into the car, and within a short while he was pulled into a group of antique palaces. Old Kou flicked his work permit, and got in without even stopping the car.

It took only 3 minutes to drive in, and I turned another intersection, and I could basically see the peripheral staff. This drama should be a big investment. A street about [-] meters long is full of pedestrians, and the vendors on both sides are all ready to go. When I glanced over, I also found several famous and vulgar stalls, such as making sugar figurines, sugar paintings, and paper-cut shadow puppets.

Two extra performers were sitting on the steps resting, one of them was whistling with a cattail fan in his hand to fan the coal stove under the burden, and the steamer above it actually emitted bursts of steam. There are many others similar to this Not much, it can be said that every detail is well done.

It makes people feel inexplicably looking forward to the finished film of this drama.

Lao Kou yelled twice, "The group performance is here." After a while, a few people signed a temporary contract and went to make up. The make-up artist who put on Nanshi's makeup was originally impatient. When he saw Nanshi, he felt like The whole person is better again - most of the makeup artists who can be a makeup artist have a tendency to move closer to the face.

The young man had dark eyebrows, a smile on his lips, and fair complexion. He looked extremely plain, but a small bright red mole immediately added a different aura to the whole face.The makeup artist's head is frantically sounding the alarm 'Danger!Danger! ', but he just couldn't help but want to continue to look, trying to see something very different from those eyes.

The feeling of being watched was too strong, Nan Shi raised his head to look at the makeup artist, smiled and said, "Didn't you say it was urgent?"

"Oh yes, right away!" The makeup artist turned around and grabbed her most expensive bottle of liquid foundation as if waking up from a dream, and carefully traced with the brush that she didn't allow outsiders to use.

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Xi Du took a deep breath, looked at the assistant in front of him, and scrolled through WeChat with a headache. There was a list of messages such as 'I'm here' and 'I'm at the entrance', suppressing his anger: "The phone is out of battery, you just Can't you bring a power bank?"

Assistant Qian lowered his head and admitted his mistake: "Brother Du, I was wrong, I'm too busy today, if I didn't pay attention..."

Of course, Assistant Qian didn't leave Nan Shi at the door on purpose so as not to pick him up.Assistant Qian arrived half an hour earlier than Nanshi. When he reached the door and wanted to contact him, he found that his phone had only the last 1% of battery left. He only had time to see Nanshi's "I'm here" and had no time to use his phone. Scan the business card and the phone turns off.

What's even more evil is that the shared charging treasures in so many stores in front of the door today have been wiped out, and there is no one left. I went to the store to borrow a charging cable, but was rejected by several stores. I finally found a power supply to charge it After that, the other party on Gananshi's WeChat had no response.

Of course, at this time, he still had a little hope and went to see both the internal entrance and the tourist entrance. The tourists all walked in groups, and almost no one was seen alone, let alone waiting at the door.

At this time, he knew that he had messed up the matter.

Assistant Qian said in a low voice: "Brother, I was wrong. I will look for the economic deduction of wages later. You can contact this person again! Explain clearly first!"

Xi Du nodded slightly, and made three or four phone calls in a row, but unfortunately the other party didn't respond, and when the last one passed, the busy signal was already displayed.

It's deadly.

Xi Du rubbed the center of his brows, someone was already shouting outside: "Brother Du, the filming starts in 5 minutes, hurry up!"

He directly threw the phone to Assistant Qian: "Call, keep calling, until you get through!"

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①All the cats in the world are called Mimi.