The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

When he got up the next day, Qinghe was already waiting outside the door. Nanshi was a little curious, and before he had time to change his clothes, he asked Qinghe to come in and answer.

After Qinghe came in to pay the salute, he stood aside, watching Qingying and Qinglan change Nanshi's clothes—it's not that she didn't help, it's that there is no need for a third person.She said: "The young master got up early today, and the mountain master invites you to eat the morning food."

"Brother today...?" Nanshi looked at Qinghe suspiciously, meaning that you revealed what kind of regulations it is.

Yesterday he was still acting weird, but after a nap today, he'll be fine again?

Qinghe looked relaxed, looking at Chi You didn't seem to have any discomfort.

In fact, Chi You's temperament is still easy to touch, especially when a group of servants and guards have followed him for thousands of years, if he is unhappy, let alone the whole family, what happened to this wave of Chi You's closeness? How to be cautious, you will never do anything lighthearted to fool others - the main reason is that Chi You is not happy anymore, you are still happy, isn't this intentional to poke people's eyes?

When someone is a servant, regardless of whether you have signed a contract of sale or an employment contract, you still have to wink.

Qinghe said: "The owner of the mountain seems to be in a good mood today, the young master can just go."

"Okay." Nan Shi responded swiftly, and followed Qinghe out, fastening a few peonies around his neck, remembering to tell Qinglan: "Qinglan, go and tell the chef to make it light." Order to eat, do you have preserved egg porridge? I also want money belly in abalone sauce, oh yes, I want to eat flower maw chicken tonight, please stew it for me."

Qing Lan said helplessly, "A money belly is not considered ordinary."

"That can't be all to senior brother's appetite, you have to give me two bites of meat, right?" Nan Shi blinked: "The family invites a Cantonese cook to cook vegetarian dishes every day, why don't we hire someone who specializes in vegetarian dishes? ... Also Want a crispy sausage! Put more shrimp! Thank you!"

It's not that Chi You doesn't eat meat, nor does he not eat river fresh seafood, but he just hates fishy ones. It's okay to eat some occasionally, but generally speaking, it's vegetarian.Especially for the meal in the morning, when it comes to Chi You, it's supper, and he basically doesn't have any appetite—occasionally he doesn't sleep until noon, if Nan Shi is at that meal, he can eat a little with Nan Shi, most of them He didn't move his chopsticks, and if Nanshi didn't come, he wouldn't eat.

"Yes, master." Qinglan smiled and backed away.

Nanshi is only two steps away from Chi You's courtyard. As he passed by in a hurry, the servants and maidservants sweeping on both sides retreated to the sides to make way for him. After being let down, the sun shone, the blue birds twittered, and some yellow flowers appeared in the winter jasmine by the lake, and the magnolia tree by tree also felt the spring. The color is cooler, and there is also a bit of lively meaning in it.

Nan Shi suddenly stopped, looked along the scenery, and let out a long sigh of relief: "It's spring."

Qinghe was about to come up with two lines of chanting spring to cheer Nanshi up, when he heard Nanshi say, "It is estimated that it will rain in a few days, let the family hurry up and dry everything that needs to be dried."

Qinghe: "...Yes."

The young master's brain circuit really can't keep up.

City S is such a magical place. Although it is located in the south of the Yangtze River, it is extremely cold when it should be cold, and extremely hot when it should be hot. For the next half month, when Nan Shi was still at work, he often heard his colleagues complain that the underwear was not dry after washing, and there was no underwear to wear.

Thinking of this, Nan Shi chuckled twice, gathered his clothes, and went to Chi You's yard again.

Chi You was already sitting in the flower hall, reading a book, and the food hadn't been served yet, so he should be waiting for Nan Shi.As soon as Nan Shi entered the door, he felt that Qinghe hadn't lied to him, Chi You was in a good mood today, and the air inside seemed fresher than usual.

"I've met senior brother." Nan Shi saluted, and without waiting for Chi You to call out, he sat next to Chi You. Seeing that Chi You didn't let go of the book, he didn't give him a single look, obviously he was engrossed in watching it.

He was a little curious immediately, and secretly glanced at Chi You's hand twice. Unexpectedly, Chi You changed his figure slightly as if he felt something, and Nan Shi could only see a corner of the book.Man is such an animal, the more he can't get it, the more he wants it. Nan Shi held his chin and waited for a while, but when he saw that Chi You still ignored him, he scratched his heart and lungs.

He quietly stretched out a hand, touched Chi You's sleeve, and pulled it when he saw that he didn't refuse: "Brother, why are you so fascinated by watching?"

"Presumptuous." Chi You said calmly, but he didn't hear any displeasure.He closed the scroll and handed it to Qinghe casually. At this moment, he looked at Nanshi with a look of laziness in his brows. If someone else had this expression, they must be listless, but in Chi You There is nothing clear about her body... Well, Nan Shi couldn't tell anyway, but he thought Chi You was really good-looking.

It is no exaggeration to say that in his eyes, Chi You is a salted fish, and it is also a salted fish made of jade, no matter how expensive it is, how rare it is for him.

"It's getting more and more unruly, did I tell you to sit down?"

Nan Shi reached out to touch Chi You's teacup, and replaced the one in front of him with the freshly brewed one in front of him: "Senior brother loves me, he is definitely not willing to ask me to stand and wait for a long time."

He put the cool lamp aside.

Chi You basked in the sun for a while, but really didn't say anything: "Put it on."

The servants at the side responded one after another, and the dishes on the table were quickly served. The dishes were either green or white, and Nan Shi's face was a little green - the dishes he ordered probably had to wait a dozen or so It can only be done in minutes. After all, it has just been called, and even the gods can't make it in seconds.

But I was eating with Chi You, Nan Shi was not good, so I didn't move my chopsticks, I picked up a green bun and ate slowly, I planned to have a couple of mouthfuls of porridge to make do, it would be nice if there was an omelette.

But Chi You is such a noble and glamorous little fairy, who dislikes the fishy smell of eggs and doesn't like to eat them, so the cooks never send them to him.

Nan Shi took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked down, the stuffing of the steamed stuffed bun was actually chopped braised pork!As soon as the brown soup enters the mouth, it awakens the sweetness of the taste buds, and the buns are thin and filling, although only the size of a baby's fist, Nan Shi really feels that he has eaten a big mouthful of meat!

Nan Shi suddenly felt better again!

He glanced at Chi You, Chi You was drinking his porridge politely, he didn't look at Nan Shi, but said as if feeling something: "What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, the cook's skill is very good, I want to see if the senior brother likes it." Nan Shi smiled, and pouted his lips by the way, signaling Qingying to put the plate of stewed meat buns quickly out of Chi You's reach.

If Chi You ate this mouthful of meat without knowing it, he would definitely be unhappy. How does the cook do things? It's really... well done and not afraid of death.

It is estimated that the cook knew that he came to eat at Chi You's place, so he intentionally served some dishes that looked bland but were actually big meat.

Chi You took a crystal vegetarian dumpling and put it into the bowl. Nan Shi saw that the color of the other vegetarian dumpling seemed to be different, so he quickly put it in his mouth and ate it. Sure enough, his mouth was full of shrimp and meat. The diced bamboo shoots are too fresh.

Ah, the kitchen is really messed up. If Chi You puts it in his mouth, the consequence... tsk tsk tsk, at least one month's salary will be fined.

Chi You was in a good mood today, and Nan Shi didn't want to ruin his mood, so he stared at something that didn't look right on the table, and hurriedly stuffed it into his stomach, but before he got his preserved egg porridge and money belly, He was overwhelmed.

And it was very satisfying to eat.

After the meal, Chi You carried Nan Shi to the study room. Nan Shi was about to sit opposite Chi You, but Chi You pointed to the desk behind the book and asked him to sit there, while he stood aside instead of sitting Down.

This is usually a test.

Don't be shy!Nan Shi really didn't slack off much during this period of time, so he really didn't encourage Chi You to test him!

Unexpectedly, Chi You said: "If you want to ask anything, just ask."

Nan Shi thought about it, and it seemed that it was about the cult?He organized his words: "Actually, it's okay. You know the general situation. Yu's family was used by others. Although Yu Yiye was at fault, he didn't know about the cult. Interesting... senior brother, why do I feel that many people are using this method of refining the soul into a puppet?"

"There are only two fairy masters around, and they are still his parents. I think he didn't do it himself, but it's also very scary."

Chi You thought for a while, and said: "This is an evil method. If you use it, you will be condemned by the heavens. Once the soul is refined, there is no room for turning around, and the mind will be destroyed... It is closely related to the master. It lives together for life, and dies for one death. It does not enter reincarnation. .”

To put it bluntly, if the master dies, his soul will be scattered.

"Then this method..."

Chi You said lightly: "You shouldn't ask me."

"Hmm..." Nan Shi thought for a while, then lowered his head and drew out the fairy master's natal chart on the paper. The natal chart showed that this person was dead, and now it was borrowed by the guard Gou, so he opened Luoshu without hesitation. Mitu looked at it, pointed to the evil stars on it and said: "From the horoscope, the other party's parents should have died violently, and it's probably the hands and feet of the cult..."

Nan Shi said here and didn't go any further. The cult killed the subordinate's parents, and when the subordinate was sincerely working for the cult, I really don't know whether it was Qian Quan's charming eyes, or he himself was also blinded in the valley. After all, judging from the horoscope, it can be said that the other party's parents and him are deeply related and caring.

Taking advantage of Chi You's presence, Nan Shi directly made another hexagram, asking directly what the origin of this cult of Heavenly Dao is, people, ghosts, and gods can always answer.

Generally, you can't ask this kind of hexagram in too much detail. If you ask too much detail, you won't be able to get an answer. After all, Nan Shi has too little information, and if you ask too much, you won't be able to get an accurate answer.

Although a fortune teller can find out the secrets, it is not omnipotent. Fortune telling is to grab a thread first, and then peel it off to see what the thread behind it is. ...You can see it if you want to say it, but there are more than thousands of causal threads in the world. How can Nan Shi have the ability to find the one he wants from among the countless threads?

Not to mention Nan Shi, Chi You doesn't easily do such thankless things.

When the copper coins fell, the characters for “herringbone” were rejected, the characters for ghosts were accepted, and the characters for gods were also accepted.

Nan Shi said in a daze: "Ghost, God...is this a cross-border cooperative enterprise? Why is God so shameless to do such a thing? Doesn't it bother you to drop the price?"

In fact, the official of the City God seems to be small, and the rounded ratio is substituted into the reality. That is the mayor, and the land is a small sesame official, who is also the district head. The land (Chu Xu's grandfather) I met in Z city before has not yet officially As for the entry of Erbajing, he is already very powerful, and can take care of the safety of one party.

Looking at it this way, it's not a big official like sesame mung bean at all!

Chi You heard the words and said, "We'll do the math again."

So Nan Shi did another hexagram, and it still should be on the two characters of ghost and god. Nan Shi couldn't figure it out, so he wrote down these two characters with pen and ink, and then looked carefully: "Ghost, god... …spirits……"

Seeing this, Chi You leaned over and held onto Nan Shi's hand, and re-wrote the word 'ghost, god'. Unlike Nan Shi's writing method, there was almost no gap between the two characters. When Nan Shi saw it, he looked at Chi You, staring at him: "Ghosts and gods? Wait, so cults are not prostitutes?"

Immortal sacrifices refer to sacrifices that do not conform to the etiquette system, sacrifices that are improper, and sacrifices that are indiscriminate, including sacrifices that are beyond the limits and sacrifices that are not included in the ritual ceremony.

There are three parts to the gods of the Rabbit Dynasty, the gods, the earth, and the ghosts. ①

These three kinds correspond to heaven, earth and man respectively. To put it bluntly, they are the gods in the sky, the gods in the earth, and the ghosts after people die.Sexual sacrifice generally only refers to human ghosts. There was a rule in the Tu Dynasty in ancient times that ghosts who could be sacrificed by humans, except for the ancestors of each household, could only be sacrificed to those who had made contributions to the country and locality.

To use an analogy, the Confucius Temple is, within this generalization, those who have made meritorious deeds to the country.Besides, in "Fengshen Yanyi", when the gods were not conferred, Nezha's mother built a temple in order to rebuild Nezha's physical body, and made him receive incense, which is adultery.

When the Rabbit Dynasty was still in war, the people did not have a living. There was a temple of a queen in eight towns, and most of them were temples run by spirits or ghosts taking advantage of the opportunity. Let’s be a little more decent to see what the queen of the king has. Skills, for example, some empresses are very good at giving children and so on. If they are a little evil, what kind of lewd women, curse and kill their opponents, as long as you have enough incense, why can't you do it?

To put it familiarly, there are those who send a pair of boys and girls every three years, or they are brides, and those who claim to be gods or gods are all prostitutes, demons and heretics. stuff.

Guessing that the Almighty God Sect is such a prostitute, so they responded with ghosts and gods.

Nan Shi thought about this, sneered, and said to Chi You: "God is also very narrow, either God or Earth, ghosts and gods, isn't it just scolding him for being different?"

Chi You let go of his hand, put a little on his forehead, and said with a chuckle, "It's still smart."

"Senior brother, you have already fed the food to my mouth. If I don't know how to open my mouth, then my life is in vain, right?" Nan Shi also laughed. In fact, this is equivalent to blinding the eyes. Living in this peaceful and comfortable age, even if the police and anti-cults are broadcast on TV every day, he only thinks that some people are crazy about money, and they use the name of God to collect money and sex. Who would have thought that there is really a prostitute behind this ?

Nan Shi glanced at the sky outside the window, beckoned to Chi You, then leaned into Chi You's ear, and whispered to him: "I think God can't do it, I think that cult should have developed some It's been a while, and it hasn't been punished by God..."

Before the words finished, there was a thunderstorm outside the window, and Nan Shi shut up instantly: "He is very diligent in staring at me..."

There was a little smile on Chi You's lips, and he covered Nan Shi's mouth without any hassle: "Let's talk about it later, otherwise it will be useless for you to cry and kneel and beg for it next time."

Although Nan Shi was gagged, his brows were relaxed, and his eyes turned to the sky, with a hint of 'I'll say what I said, and kill me now if I have the ability'.

He wanted to speak, but he forgot that Chi You was still covering his mouth. As soon as his lips moved, they gently scraped past his palm. He raised his eyes to look at Chi You, and raised his head slightly. With a slight tremor like a butterfly's wing, Chi You let go of his hand, and tapped him on the forehead again.

"Be cautious in your words and deeds." Chi You pointed out.

"Oh." Nan Shi responded obediently: "I will set a good table for Father Tiandao to accompany me when I go back. By the way, I ask him not to punish people."

"Why?"

"They're quite interesting. I'd like to see them with my own eyes if I have the chance." Looking at Chi You's calm and deep eyes, Nan Shi said in a low voice, "Isn't this the protagonist who has never been a second-five son of a cult? ?”

"What nonsense are you talking about again?" Chi You straightened up, and tapped on the book case with his fingers: "In this case, work hard, so as not to be ashamed to go out."

Nan Shi frowned slightly: "It's okay, if I can't beat me, I will call you to save me."

Chi You gave him a sideways look: "If you still can't do this, you don't need to look for me again."

"Oh." Nan Shi thought the same way. He put down his pen, stood up and said, "Senior Brother, you have been standing for so long, please sit down."

He jokingly said, "Do you want me to help you take off your boots? I can kneel down and rub your legs or something. The technique may not be very good, so just take it easy?"

Chi You lightly threw out two words: "No need."

Nan Shi looked down, um...it's okay, no need, Chi You is wearing slippers today.

He just said, how can anyone in this world resist the temptation of slippers!nonexistent!The kind of person who likes to wrap his feet in boots is not normal!Except in winter!

***

Nan Shi happily left Chi You alone, since Chi You had to go to sleep anyway, so he took advantage of Chi You finally leaving him alone, and called Guo Xingxian out to have a hearty sushi meal pot.

Guo Xingxian finally finished her retreat and was willing to answer the phone.

Taking advantage of not queuing up on weekdays, the two sat down at an online celebrity sukiyaki shop, wiped the lard on the bottom of the pot, and then the fat and thin wagyu and foie gras were put into the pot while the thin oil was slightly hot , the smell of fat permeated the noses of the two of them in an instant, and the two of them stared at the meat in the pot with aspirations, and swallowed silently.

Nan Shi asked: "What did you come out of after closing the door? Show your father and me."

Every time Guo Xingxian retreats, he will happily display his works to show off. This problem has existed since he was in college—it was even more extreme in college. Their dormitory is in the middle of the first floor. If Guo Xingxian is closed When you come out of a big mark, you can swing from the head to the tail.

Guo Xingxian took out two eight-treasure lotus strings from his pocket: "Don't you like this? I got you two strings of ten-layer lotus flowers. Don't let me drop them, or I will make you look good."

The ten-layer lotus is to carve ten layers of petals on a single bead. The upper layer of the eight-treasure bead is delicate and thin, and it can almost see through the light. It is so fine that it can be sold for a high price. Nan Shi is hard to say now. The thief hated this, so he said: "It's strange, I said you don't do it with your father, you can do it with me, this string can't be sold for ten thousand yuan at my side?"

"How about a fifty-five split between me and you?"

Guo Xingxian didn't look sideways, and refused with righteous words: "Thank you for the invitation, I'm afraid that my father will interrupt my dog ​​legs, and it can be sold for [-] with my father."

Compared with his father's century-old store, Nan Shi is a scumbag.

Nan Shiben was just joking, and didn't really expect Xingxian to come: "You made this thing out after a month of retreat?"

Guo Xingxian had a strange look on her face, and said after a pause, "...that's right."

"You make it up, and you keep making it up." Nan Shi exposed him without hesitation: "Have you finished that apricot tree? I didn't say that you must be sincere in the offering to your godfather. Why is your family messing with it?" For jade, it’s not too difficult to get a piece of Dushan jade or Xiuyu to carve a statue for your godfather, right? Don’t tell me you still got a lump.”

"..." Guo Xingxian immediately retorted: "How could I carve a statue of my godfather...it's not a statue, it's just an ordinary ornament, you misread it."

"Oh." Looking at Guo Xingxian, Nan Shi always felt that he was a little bit like that, and asked, "How about this meal?"

"You asked me to come out for dinner and still let me treat you? Nanshi, you are not human!"

"Then I won't talk about it." Nan Shi said cheerfully, picked up the chopsticks and waved: "This topic is over, let's eat vegetables! I heard that this wagyu roll and foie gras is a must!"

Seeing Xingxian's expression, it was as if Nanshi had put the vegetable bowl on his head: "...you tell me, I invite you."

He said again: "I didn't say that, are you sure? You are not allowed to talk nonsense about some things!"

Nan Shi slowly ate the wagyu in his mouth, and looked up at him: "It depends on what you want to hear, I will say some things, and you will not listen, but if I don't say some things, you will do it .”

"I remember that I told you before that you are a fucker, childless, don't tell me you want to cheat marriage."

"If you cheat the marriage, you won't be able to have children, and your wife will die in a short life."

Guo Xingxian looked at him blankly: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm not gay."

Nan Shi picked up a piece of chopsticks for him, and got up to get a drink. He patted Xingxian on the shoulder: "Whether you're gay or not is none of my business, and you Hongluan star is moving on me, right?" , well, that’s all I can say here, do what you want, if you really can’t, talk to someone you like, don’t have any regrets if you can’t make it.”

Guo Xingxian sneered and said, "Why do I remember that you were not quite right before? Did you go and talk? Do you dare to tell others?"

When Nan Shi heard the words, he immediately caressed his dog's head: "Guoer, you can carefully read what Dad said."

He added very lovingly: "Even if you are stupid, Dad still loves you."

After all, he clutched his knee that had been shot by an arrow and went to get a drink.

He dared to say this to Guo Xingxian because he was confident that Guo Xingxian could succeed. He didn't dare to say it himself because he was confident that he would not be able to succeed, so of course he couldn't say it.

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