[Greek Mythology] Penglaiji Construction Team

"Beautiful God of Cupid, although our gods are messed up, I still remember that you are my aunt. Even Hades, the king of the underworld, will call you aunt. I am happy to follow the elders' teachings."

Dionysus carefully maintained his silly, white and sweet character, and choked on Aphrodite's age and seniority.

According to him, Pluto and God of War who have an affair with Eros are all fooling around with their elders.

Aphrodite couldn't hold back any longer and had to endure it.She was determined to get away.

She said to Dionysus: "My little Dionysus, you know it. Ares did not come to arrest me. A fair god should not lie. You need to testify for me and expose the lies of the Penglai people."

Dionysus deliberately pretended not to know: "Since my brother didn't come to catch you, why did you burn his face like that? Oh, my poor brother."

Aphrodite repeatedly argued that it was really just an accident.

The God of Dionysus refused to let go: "The best way is to wake up the God of War quickly. He must know the whole truth."

Aphrodite woke up like a dream.Yes, hurry up and rescue Ares, God of War, and someone will protect her.

Cupid took out another flaming rose from his waist.This time she snapped off the stem of the rose in the middle and squeezed out some of the sticky white sap of the plant.

She dipped her fingers in the white juice and smeared it on the charred face of the god of war.Wherever the fingers pass, the skin gradually returns to its original state.

Aphrodite was smeared from the forehead to the neck of the God of War, and the God of War returned to his former handsome appearance.

Dionysus leaned over and roared in the ear of God of War.

God of War was so frightened that he sat up in a jerk.Scratching his head, looking at the unfamiliar scene in front of him, he said gratefully to Dionysus, "Friendly Dionysus, did you save me again?"

Dionysus continued to maintain his good person: "We are all brothers, don't see outsiders."

The God of Cupid got into Ares's arms pitifully and cried, "Brave Ares, in the days when you were in a coma, the humble Persephone and Minos joined hands to bully me."

The god of war stood up straight, and glanced at the queen of the underworld and the judge, which scared the two little gods back again and again.

Venus pointed at Fang Chengmu again: "There is also this Penglai man, they are all together."

The God of War roared and showed the halberd in his hand.Anyone who bullies his beloved God of love, he will never let it go.

Dionysus pretended to be a peacemaker and persuaded his brother: "Extraordinary God of War, although your halberd is invincible, although Uncle Hades is not there, we should not make trouble in other people's territory."

The God of War was still somewhat afraid of Pluto, but when he heard that he was not there, he became even more unscrupulous.

He raised his war halberd on the ground, and said harshly: "For my beloved Aphrodite, let alone the little underworld, even Olympus can't stop me."

Dionysus shut his mouth obediently.He guessed that Hades, who was hiding in the dark, was about to be angered by the God of War.

The God of War was still not satisfied, and turned against Dionysus: "God of Dionysus, you are so timid, it is difficult to be liked. You have to emulate me."

Dionysus responded humbly, but couldn't help snickering.

Fang Chengmu was already rolling forward and backward with laughter.

The God of War still didn't understand the trap, so he pulled out his halberd and said angrily, "I'll let you, a Penglai man who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, die under my halberd first!"

Ares's war halberd is faster and stronger than the hunting god's arrow.When a halberd is thrown, there is an momentum to shake the ground.

Fang Chengmu was just about to open his umbrella to meet the enemy.A hill suddenly rose from the limestone ground under his feet, blocking Ares' halberd.

The judge Minos shouted in surprise: "Hades with boundless magic power, you can be counted as returning to Hades!"

Hades' voices came from all directions.In fact, this vast underworld is his body.He can also transform into a human form.

Today, he wants to show those arrogant juniors the true power of the Lord of Hades.

The God of War is fearless: "Hades hiding in the underworld, your queen and subjects bully my woman. Do you still want to continue to defend them without asking the right and wrong?"

Aphrodite should have been very proud, but at this moment she secretly screamed inwardly.

Ares didn't know that she was Pluto's lover, and Pluto didn't know that Ares was her lover!

If you had known that Pluto would suddenly appear, Aphrodite should never wake up the God of War.

Dionysus intentionally said to the God of War brother: "Dear brother, I will take your lover away first, and you can concentrate on the decisive battle with Hades."

Ares is very grateful to Dionysus for his generosity.

Aphrodite felt even more guilty.Damn Dionysus, stop emphasizing that I am Ares' lover!

Hades finally asked angrily: "Cunning Cupid, can you tell me how many lovers you have? Are you loyal to me, Ares, or someone else?"

Ares looked back at Cupid in surprise when he heard this.

Venus racked his brains and couldn't think of any justification.I just want to find a crack in the ground and hide in it.

Fang Chengmu took the opportunity to step on it: "Her husband is Hephaestus, the god of fire, of course she is only loyal to her husband."

The god of fire is the god of war and the brother of the same father and mother.Both Ares and Pluto knew that Eros was the wife of Vulcan.

But when Fang Chengmu mentioned it now, both of them came up with other ideas.Could it be that Vulcan asked his wife to come out to find a lover?

Dionysus pretended to be amazed: "Why did Brother Vulcan do this?"

Fang Chengmu immediately echoed: "Maybe Vulcan wants her lovers to fight. If there is a fight, you need to make weapons and armor, and if you want to make weapons and armor, you need to find Vulcan."

These two are the same as talking about cross talk.Everyone didn't think of this place before, but now I give them a guide, and they all suspect Vulcan.

The halberd in the hands of God of War was made by Vulcan, and he threw it to his feet in an atmosphere, and kicked it to Aphrodite's side: "Go back and tell your husband, I will never use the second-hand goods he used again!"

Cupid burst into tears: "Ares, have you forgotten our warmth and beauty?"

Ares was lustful at first, but seeing the moving God of Cupid weeping, his heart softened again.

The heart of Hades is as cruel as hell.With a roar, the rocks in the cave poured down, hitting the top of Cupid's head.

Hades wanted to bury the unfaithful Aphrodite in the underworld.

The panic-stricken Venus ran away.Wherever she went, the roof of the cave began to collapse, leaving her nowhere to escape.

Ares had the idea of ​​saving people.

Pluto warned him: "Ares, are you going to fight me for a licentious man?"

Ares turned his head away.Stop chasing Cupid.

Aphrodite was surrounded by the collapsed rubble of the underworld.She has nowhere to go anymore.Hades snapped his fingers one last time, and a huge boulder fell on Cupid's head.

Aphrodite hugged her head: "Oh, no!"

The shadow of the boulder has completely covered her body.

There was a huge explosion in Hades.

The boulder driven by Hades couldn't withstand Fang Chengmu's parachute strike, and was smashed to pieces.

Aphrodite, who escaped from the dead, was extremely pleasantly surprised.Fang Chengmu saved her, could it be that Fang Chengmu only showed his love for her now?

Aphrodite opened her arms to Fang Chengmu: "Honey, I knew you were the one who loves me the most."

Fang Chengmu quickly pushed her slender arms away with an umbrella, for fear of being hugged by someone like her.

Hades was furious: "I know you, the Penglai man who caused Hera's anger. You also covet the beauty of Eros, and you want to provoke the anger of the Lord of the Underworld?"

"Master of the underworld, I don't have such thoughts at all. I keep Eros for your benefit."

Fang Chengmu responded to Hades' roar unhurriedly.

Hades finally appeared in person.He wrapped himself in a pitch-black cloak, so he couldn't see what he looked like.

He was tall and tall, and his slender fingers were also wrapped in black gloves.

His fingers swirled across the face of the Empress of the Underworld, and his words were more for the Empress of the Underworld to listen to: "My interests are my wife's interests, and those who bully my wife should be punished."

The queen of the underworld's expression was always cold, and it could be seen that she didn't like Hades' caress either.

Fang Chengmu explained patiently: "The God of Love is in charge of fertility. If there is no birth, there will be no death. If there is no death, there will be no undead in your Hades. At this time, your Hades will be useless."

Both Hades and Aphrodite were taken aback.

They had never thought of such a question before.

At first, when the two were flirting, they would joke that one of them was living and the other was dying, and that they were enemies who didn't get along.

Now according to Fang Chengmu's words, it seems that the two are a match made in heaven, and neither of them can do without the other.

Fang Chengmu read casually: "Fang lives and dies, dies and lives."

All the gods present couldn't understand what he was reading, but it seemed very reasonable to hear life and death.

Dionysus remembered: "These words were spoken by the son of Chaos."

"Great-grandfather left us with such wise words."

God of War was educated to obey Heavenly Father and Heavenly Queen since he was a child, so he even had a sense of reverence for his ancestors, so he stood at attention and listened carefully.

However, Pluto, who joined hands with Zeus to overthrow the rule of the old father god, was very unhappy.

He hates the old gods, and he hates everyone who mentions the old gods.

With a wave of his black robe, the entire Hades was shaken.

Hades' tone was aggressive: "If you dare to mention the words of the ancient gods again, I will throw you to hell!"

Fang Chengmu was a little confused.What he read was a sentence from Zhuangzi's "Equality of Things", how could it become the words of their ancient gods?

Dionysus hurriedly explained for Fang Chengmu: "Perhaps the old god taught Cupid a protective spell."

Dionysus had just finished speaking, and the disaster was directed to Aphrodite.

Hades was right.Aphrodite has a higher seniority and is closer to the ancient gods.The words Fang Chengmu said must have been taught by Aphrodite.

Pluto warned Aphrodite: "Zeus is magnanimous and did not drive you into the abyss of Tartarus. If you dare to talk about the old gods again in the future, I will never forgive you."