Uchiha's superpowers

Coincidentally, after I 'convinced' my ancestors to let him let me grow freely, my brother came back.

"I am back."

My brother greeted me while changing shoes at the entrance.

[Welcome back, brother. ]

I took out two bowls of rice that was still in the rice cooker and placed them on both sides of the table.

After my brother changed his shoes, he passed through the layers of translucent relatives who were nestled one on top of another like Russian dolls. He consciously went to the kitchen to wash his hands before sitting at the dining table.

"I'm gonna start now."

[I'm gonna start now. ]

My brother and I put our hands together and said in unison.

After finishing today's lunch contentedly, I will sit at home for a while, and my brother will go out for today's practice.

So taking advantage of the lunch break, I quickly asked the questions I cared about first.

[Brother, how about the graduation exam? ]

"It's so simple that even an idiot can pass."

I quite naturally translated this sentence into 'it was completed very smoothly'.

I nodded knowingly.

[Have you got the forehead protection yet? ]

"Here." My brother took out the forehead guard from his trouser pocket and showed it to me.

In fact, other ninja school students will put on the helmet as soon as they get it, and want to show it to their parents who come to pick them up as soon as they leave school.

Being a ninja has an unusual meaning in this village.

Because this kind of custom is too troublesome to explain. Simply put, no one will help you clean up the mess in the future.

At the same time, no one will control you.

But for the older brother, he was looking forward to something else.

Don't look at him on the surface as a cool guy who is as immobile as a mountain, but what he thinks in his heart is——

Kusuo will definitely look forward to seeing the handsome brother wearing the forehead protector, so if he didn’t put on the forehead protector himself, Kusuo will definitely ask to see the brother wearing the forehead protector, and then he pretends to say casually, ‘then Let Kusuo put it on for me. Because I can’t find where to wear it, my brother looks the most handsome, so Kusuo will gesture back and forth on his body in distress, and naturally there will be physical contact. Just turn around and you can achieve the legendary achievement of mouth, touch, mouth!

bring it on!Kusuo!Brother is ready!

Let's get closer to my brother!

……

That's it.

It seems that my evaluation of my brother should be slightly changed, this is no longer the level of ordinary Huaichun girls.

Go to the hospital as soon as possible to check your brain, pervert.

Well, I thought so though.

but.

Today is the day when my brother graduated from ninja school, from now on he will no longer be a child, but an independent ninja.

Satisfy him a little bit.

[Brother, lower your head. ]

My brother obediently lowered his head a little.

I started from the iron sheet in the middle of the forehead and stroked it to both sides. I ironed the cloth straps on both sides with the fire-setting ability, and then stood on tiptoe a little, tied the forehead to my brother, and finally put on a beautiful one. bow.

Ok, done.

My brother looked very happy, and felt around the forehead that was tied around his forehead, and touched the perfect bow.

His hand paused.

"Kusuo... is there something wrong?" He asked hesitantly.

I frowned and looked around, feeling that it was perfect, so I shook my head.

[great. ]

It means nothing is wrong.

'Ah, sure enough, I was thinking too much, how could there be a mistake in the forehead guard that Kusuo personally put on me. '

Thinking of this, my brother started to be silly again.

But my question is not over yet.

I'm sorry, brother, I'll interrupt you for now, I don't care how long you're secretly happy after I finish asking.

[Brother, who are the team members and Jonin-sensei you are assigned to? ]

"...The distribution has not yet started. Teacher Iruka asked us to go to school tomorrow after the exam. The results should come out tomorrow."

Ok, the question is over.

Brother, you continue.

I sat back at the table blankly and started eating my dessert.

I originally thought that such a profession as ninja, which is extremely efficient, would assign personnel after the graduation exam. For this reason, I prepared a lot of questions and planned to ask my brother to help him analyze the situation. How to get along with colleagues and bosses peacefully.

It doesn't seem to be necessary now.

I scooped up the red bean paste in the bowl spoon by spoon, and by the way, I washed the bowl with my mind power, dried the clothes, cleaned the entire Uchiha mansion, and put the messed up clothes and utensils back to their original positions , and my brother was ready to go out to practice after resting for a while.

"I'm going out, Kusuo."

[Wait, brother. ]

I slowly ate the last bite of red bean paste, directed the garbage I just swept out to jump into the garbage bag one by one, and then let the garbage bag tie a knot by itself, and floated to my brother's hand.

[Take the trash with you. ]

"it is good."

Then my brother put on the bow tie I tied for him, stretched out his hand to pick up the garbage bag and went out the door.

There is no living person in the family, and the ancestors in the corner are still quietly staying in the corner.

There is still some time before dinner is made, and I suddenly become a little idle.

So where should I spend this beautiful afternoon?

I thought about it and decided to find my good friend to play.

Ah, maybe you haven't noticed, but my good friend has already made an appearance before.

It's the kid who sunbathes on the moon every day and has dark circles under his eyes so heavy that he doesn't need to wear eye makeup.

Do you remember it?

That's right, my good friend is Gaara from Sand Ninja Village——

——The guardian crane in the body.

I've emphasized it several times before.

I am a person with superpowers. Apart from the various superpowers that I can't even count, my own physical strength and brain power are far stronger than ordinary humans in this world.

Let's put it this way, the gap between me and humans is so big that it can be called two species.

Would you be friends with an orangutan?

Just like this problem, it is impossible for me to be friends with human beings.

Because they can't understand me, and I can't understand them.

— Except my brother, of course.

So I have never had friends.

Until one day I was frightened by cockroaches in my house, and I randomly teleported to Sand Ninja Village, where I saw another intelligent creature other than humans for the first time.

Shouhe.

I have never seen such a knowledgeable, insightful, handsome, handsome, beautiful, dignified, intelligent, supremely omnipotent person, no, a beast.

Most importantly, he is good at telling interesting stories.

And I don't know if it's because of the seal on him, I can't hear his voice, so every time he tells me a story, I won't be spoiled.

From the first time he casually told me the beginning of a tortuous love story in the Warring States Period, I made up my mind to become good friends with him.

It seems that I accidentally slipped my mouth.

Well, forget it, it's not something that needs to be specially hidden.

Ah, yes, there is nothing wrong, I just want to follow the drama so I became friends with him.

So I'm going to listen to the next episode now, don't bother me about anything.

The author has something to say: Shouhe: I treat you as a friend, but you only want to follow dramas!