Uchiha's superpowers

Chuya hurried to the bathroom to take a shower, even through the sound of water I could hear him scolding Osamu Dazai.

Oh, the voice of scolding Osamu Dazai in his heart.

'Asshole mackerel'

'bastard devil'

'Bastard Dazai'

'Asshole Bandage Maniac'

'Asshole suicidal'

……

Just a few words over and over, don't you know what to scold after removing the bastard?

You may not know that Osamu Dazai's vocabulary is much richer than yours, and his choice of words and sentences when he scolds people is much more advanced than yours.

What kind of dark dwarfs, what slimy slugs, what kind of hat racks that never grow tall, what kind of flammable and explosive violent madmen, what kind of dogs put on collars and so on.

A casual sentence can make Zhongya explode with anger.

Sure enough, people who don't go to school can't even scold others when they quarrel.

Thinking of this, I began to seriously consider whether I should study a little more systematically. After all, it would be really sad if Chengzhong also wanted to swear but didn't have enough vocabulary in the future.

But now.

I glanced at the wall clock in the living room. It was almost 2 o'clock, well past the time for a normal 5-year-old to go to bed.

Although it is said that I am a person with superpowers, even if I do not sleep, I will not be mentally ill, have endocrine disorders, and will not grow taller, but I have been living like an ordinary child for a long time, and now I am a little sleepy.

So I decided to give Osamu Dazai a suspended death sentence first, postpone the disposal, got up and went back to my bedroom to wash up and sleep.

Have a good dream tonight, bastard, oh no Dazai.

Because of Chuya's scolding sound that kept ringing in my head, I accidentally corrected me who told the truth without changing my face.

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On the second day, I got up early as usual and went to work to clock in. I enjoyed delicious desserts in Mori Ogai's office as usual. I kept collecting information as usual, and got off work before dinner.

However, after seeing my ability to control other people's suicide, Mori Ogai never mentioned it as if he had forgotten about it, and never asked me to perform this kind of assassination mission, but used it in the most common and inefficient way. My ability is to gather the information needed by the port mafia.

Even so, the size of the port mafia has been expanding on a terrifying scale.

At the same time, Mori Ogai became increasingly defensive towards me. Whenever I was in the same room with him, his heartbeat would always be blank or murmured. It was strange to hear it.

but.

If you want to hide your heartbeat, you have to do it thoroughly.

Don't give away your plans every time I walk out of the office. Hey, at least restrain yourself within a radius of [-] kilometers.

Why did the port mafia unite with Osamu Dazai to get rid of me when the port mafia no longer needed me? What blamed my death on the hostile forces so that the enraged Nakahara Nakaya made up his mind to cooperate with Osamu Dazai to build a reputation as a double black, Diamonds should be polished with diamonds, and useful tools should be destroyed as soon as possible if they will hurt themselves in turn...

The person involved sounds very embarrassed for you.

Carrying the sweets I packed to go home, I walked towards Osamu Dazai, who I had identified using my clairvoyance.

Now he happens to be performing the water entry ceremony in a clear and beautiful river, and he is drifting along the flowing water towards the uninhabited place downstream, which can be said to be exactly what I want.

I made the river flow a little faster, and rushed Osamu Dazai to the place I wanted earlier.

As for hitting a rock in the middle, being bitten by fish, bitten by insects, or even being slapped in the face by seaweed, what does it have to do with me, Kusuo Uchiha?

I calmly and calmly licked the lollipop Alice gave me, and stood by the bank of the river where Osamu Dazai was about to run aground, watching Osamu Dazai float face down on the water, floating up and down like a real dead body. I'm here.

Then when he was about to reach the shore, I raised my legs and stretched out my feet to touch his shoulders, so as not to get my trouser legs stained with dirty river water with an unknown number of bacteria.

I said it before.

Osamu Dazai is the only one who slipped through the net who is immune to my [mind control].

For the first time he debunked my hint that [Uchiha Kusuo can talk without opening his mouth is normal].

I don't care much.

Because I think it’s not a big deal to expose my superpowers in this different world that won’t last long, so I followed Dazai Osamu to reveal part of the superpowers to fight for a more comfortable living condition for myself.

In my eyes, doing things for the port mafia in exchange for housing, money, desserts and other living resources I need is equivalent to my brother receiving rewards for taking on tasks as a ninja, and it is not a special thing.

It's just the most common contract.

So even if I hated it, I didn't do anything to Osamu Dazai.

Now is the second time.

In order to prevent the hatred and motivation that my brother has always believed in from being suddenly emptied, and the belief that kept him alive collapsed, I must eliminate all traces of the existence of "Fire ○ Ninja". A completely different sports-themed manga, no one will think that Uchiha is a strange surname anymore, no one will know the existence of Uchiha Sasuke, and no one will know the truth about the Uchiha extermination.

For this reason, the loophole of Osamu Dazai must not continue to exist.

I looked down at Osamu Dazai's pale face, bruised and swollen by the rocks and soaked in river water.

His mouth and nose were covered with scars all over his body, and the expression on the face of this man who should have been in pain and suffocation was not ferocious but showed a peaceful smile, as if he was dreaming a sweet dream.

It seems that my wish came true, I had a good dream, Mr. Z.

Since I don't want to waste any more time, I intend to act immediately.

Just in case, I tapped Osamu Dazai on the back of the neck with a 'boom' to make him unconscious more thoroughly.

Fortunately, the strength seemed to be well controlled this time, and it didn't directly knock off Osamu Dazai's head.

After confirming that Osamu Dazai would not wake up midway, I took off my body and floated in the air in a spirit state.

Everyone has a soul and a body.

The only difference lies in where the soul will go after death, whether it will stay in the world or be led to the pure land of the underworld.

And Dazai Osamu's supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World] can nullify all abnormal abilities that touch the body, but the spirit body that everyone can possess in this way is not within the scope of abnormal abilities. The soul of the pure land remains in the world, and such abilities are considered superpowers.

So I stretched out my hand to Osamu Dazai in the state of a spirit body, and directly pulled out a bunch of limp comatose souls from his body and temporarily put them aside, then quickly returned to my body to face him again because of the loss of his soul. Osamu Dazai, who was temporarily on the verge of death, used [Mind Control] once, and then stuffed his soul back into his body before Osamu Dazai died.

After confirming that Osamu Dazai was still breathing, I stood up and continued to stuff the lollipop that I had just eaten half in my hand into my mouth.

I kicked Osamu Dazai to wake him up.

Osamu Dazai, who had no idea that he had just experienced multiple death crises, woke up, and the first thing he saw was my expressionless face.

He stared blankly at me for a long time.

It's been so long that I thought that when I just put the soul back into him again, some part was lost.

Like the brain or something.

Then Dazai Osamu came back to his senses, sighed regretfully, and said, "It turned out to be Uchiha-kun... I thought I had successfully died and met Toshio in hell...Tch."

I licked the lollipop, expressionless.

Have you ever seen a real ghost? Just slander ghosts. I look much scarier than them.

Well, forget it.

I said to Osamu Dazai, "I have an older brother."

Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Why did Uchiha-kun tell me this?"

I ignored him and continued, "His name is Sasuke Uchiha."

Dazai Osamu smiled, "Hey, does Uchiha-kun want me to open the back door for your brother? But now you have much more power than me, and even Mr. Mori is a little jealous of you."

I carefully observed his expression, and confirmed that Osamu Dazai had indeed forgotten the manga "Fire ○ Ninja" and felt relieved.

"It's nothing." I said perfunctorily, "I just hope you tell Mr. Sen that my brother will protect me personally in the future, and remember to pay him wages."

Osamu Dazai's smile froze, but he covered it up in the next second, and he asked tentatively, "You never mentioned this brother before..."

I smiled at him, "Then from now on, I have a biological brother who can be completely trusted."

I'm not lying, Uchiha Sasuke is my biological brother, I can give him complete trust, for this different world, he really only exists from now on.

But what Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu think, I don't know.

After all, one of them is Mr. G and the third is Mr. Z.

After saying this, I crumbled the lollipop that had melted a little in my mouth and put it in my mouth, and stuffed the remaining empty lollipop into Dazai Osamu's hand.

"Please help me take out the trash."

After that, I went home happily with dessert.

I can't wait to watch the episode I was forced to miss yesterday.