Uchiha's superpowers

Hello everyone, my name is Uchiha Kusuo, I am five years old, and I am a superhuman.

The so-called superpowers are those who can do things that ordinary people cannot.

At first I didn't feel that I was special.

Because it is not uncommon for me to do things. For example, I can light fire with my fingertips, but my brother can breathe fire from his mouth. I can stand in the air, but I often see people flying over the roofs in the village. I can let others understand what I mean without opening my mouth, but my elder brother can drag people into the illusion space and force others to listen to his long and smelly chatter like a menopausal woman-this is what I heard from my elder brother.

You don't need to deliberately listen to what he is thinking, you can see the brother's resentment towards the elder brother just from the literal meaning.

All in all, my ability is very ordinary, my appearance is very ordinary, and my personality is also very ordinary. I am an ordinary child living in Konoha Village.

This somehow satisfies me.

Until one day I opened my eyes and saw translucent [beep] objects filling the entire room.

Honestly, I was taken aback.

Then I learned the real situation of our family.

My family is very large. In addition to my immediate family members such as my father, mother, grandparents, there are also a series of cousins, aunts, uncles, nephews, aunts, uncles, nieces, and other relatives who are so old that I can only collectively call them ancestors.

When I first learned this, when I was just four years old, I almost committed suicide by climbing up Hokage Rock and jumping off the cliff due to heavy family pressure.

Fortunately, I later learned that they are all dead, do not need to eat and drink, and can be stacked to save space.

I breathed a sigh of relief and climbed off the fourth Hokage's head.

That is to say, my elder brother and I are the only living people who need to eat, drink, and live in this family. The whole family has already gone to drink the northwest wind.

However, even so, because I have a brother who is not in charge of the family and does not know how expensive he is, I have to bargain so fast that I can save money from my teeth to buy my brother his favorite small tomatoes. .

From the oldest ancestor in our family, I know that I am special, and not everyone can do these things without training.

The ancestor of the Uchiha family told me very excitedly, "You are a rare genius once in a thousand years, and you are the hope of family revival!"

……

No, please don't pin the hope of family revival on me, I'm just an ordinary four-year-old kid, thank you.

Honestly, I'm sad that my ancestors ruined my dream of being a normal kid.

And since I was able to see my other family members, I was forced to know a lot of things that I shouldn't know, and because I could see other family members, under the careful teaching of the female elders of the Uchiha family, I (forced) to master Mastering all the necessary skills of housewives, cooking, cooking, washing and washing dishes are omnipotent.

From then on, my brother's food got better and better. He grew taller and taller, and he definitely stood out from the crowd among his peers. At the same time, he grew fatter... No, he was strong, and he was invincible among his peers.

Why is it that I have mastered the necessary skills for housewives?

Because only I can see the rest of the family.

— This is an excuse.

The real reason is that my brother is disabled at the tenth level of living ability.

As long as he lights up a little life skills, the ancestors will not look down on me - a four-year-old child who can't reach the sink on tiptoe - to take care of my brother - an 11-year-old child who can carry the tripod .

stab-

As soon as I heard that sound, I knew what was going on.

It's nothing more than my elder brother felt that it was too embarrassing to let his younger brother who was seven years younger than him take care of him. He thought that at least he had to wash the clothes by himself, but the elder brother who had never done laundry accidentally tore the clothes without controlling his strength.

By the way, next he will try to stuff the torn clothes into the trash can and pretend to help take out the trash to destroy the body and get lucky that I won't find out that there is a piece of clothing missing in the house haha.

If it breaks, it breaks. Anyway, I can fix it, but I still want to throw clothes away. Do you know how expensive a piece of clothing is?

[Brother, give me the clothes. ]

I appeared in front of him before he stuffed the clothes into the trash can, and reached out to ask him to return the clothes.

That's right, this person with a stiff face, black hair and black eyes, who is still holding the evidence that is too late to destroy, is my brother Uchiha Sasuke, the only living person in this family besides me.

"Kusuo, I'll leave it to you."

Mingming was extremely embarrassed in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to be a cool guy and nodded seriously at me, as if he was entrusting the funeral.

I took the dripping clothes with a blank expression, and returned it to the state of a day ago. A brand new folded clothes fell into my hand, and the clothes that my brother soaked in the water next to it In the same way, they floated to my hand one by one.

It only took about five seconds, and the dirty clothes that my brother had been tossing about for a long time had already neatly piled up in a pile on my hands.

His face became more and more rigid.

[Brother, dry your hands. ]

I thought about it and said to him.

Although he was a little awkward, he still obediently listened to my words and wiped off his hands that were soaked in water but not foamy with a towel.

Yes, no foam.

Although I know that my brother has never lived independently, so he lacks common sense in life, but I really didn't expect that he didn't even know how to use soap to wash clothes.

[Brother, can you put this in the upper compartment of the closet for me?I can't reach that high. ]

Liar, of course I can reach, not only can I reach the top shelf of my closet, but I can reach the surface of the moon.

But after going up on a whim that day, I found out that people can live on the moon. That day, the price of goods in the village rose to the point where we couldn’t live there, so we could immigrate to the moon.

Of course, my brother also knows that I can't even touch the top of the wardrobe, but as long as I ask, he usually won't refuse.

This is also a step for him, otherwise in the next few days he will be like a girl who hasn't washed her hair for three days and just happens to meet her boyfriend.

"Leave it to me."

Although the elder brother still has a cool emoji on his face, as long as he listens to what he is thinking, his personality will collapse into a mess.

Although my brother is the same cool brother in front of others, but he only treats me specially. It is obviously no different from his appearance in front of outsiders, but listen to his rich inner world——

She is completely a girl in Huaichun who is in puberty.

Please don't discriminate against me, thank you.

Although my brother agreed readily, in order to put the clothes neatly on the upper shelf of the closet, he still had to honestly move the small bench over, and then step on the small bench to put the clothes.

After solving my brother's problem, I went back to the kitchen to cook.

Tomorrow is the day of his graduation exam, I will do something good to make up for him.

Thinking this way, I was suspended in the air, looking down at the boiling chicken soup on the stove, and then grabbed a handful of ginseng and threw it into the chicken soup.

The author has something to say: This is a daily funny article by Yuan Geng, brainless, ooc

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