fifth year of divorce
Chapter 34 Thief Treasure, Go Get to Know You, Uncle Xie.
When He Nanquan called, I was lying down, and when I saw the phone, I sat up straight.
It has been more than a month since I came back from Fenghuali last time.
"Brother Quan?"
"Xiao Xie, are you busy?"
I paused, "Not busy, just tell me."
"The release date of the movie has basically been finalized. Other investors have asked for publicity, but the time is limited. I would like to ask if you have time to participate in the promotional activities?"
I smiled faintly, "There is a publicity item when signing the contract, you can arrange it."
He Nanquan paused, "It mainly depends on your wishes, if you don't want to..."
"Brother Quan." I sighed slightly, interrupted him, and said with a smile, "Is it necessary to talk about these scenes with me? If I don't go, who will go? Are there other leading actors?"
He Nanquan smiled, "I've passed the test, there are theater activities before the release, and there is an interview activity recently."
"Interviews? I haven't participated in this type of activity."
"Don't worry, I will go with you if I have time, and I will accompany you if I don't have time, and I will make arrangements for you when the time comes."
I curled my lips, "Brother Quan, do you really think I'm suitable for an interview? Are you afraid that the host will ask random questions and I'll talk nonsense?"
"No." He Nanquan lowered his tone, "With me here, are you talking nonsense? And the content of the interview has not been sent, so we will ask."
"Fuck, what the hell?!"
"what happened?"
A lump of orange-yellow things suddenly flashed in at the door, and I stood up from the bed in fright.
"Jiangling!" After shouting, I suddenly remembered that the phone hadn't been hung up, and I said quickly, "Brother Quan, you can just send me the file later, I have something urgent here."
"Um... are you okay?"
I rubbed between my brows and smiled forcedly, "Maybe there's something wrong."
"Then you solve it first."
I hung up the phone and shouted angrily, "Jiang Ling! Get out of here!!"
Jiang Ling walked slowly to the door and leaned against the door frame, "What's the matter?"
I pointed to the orange lump on the ground, "This... what is it?"
Jiang Ling took a look and said helplessly, "Dog."
"Fart, it's a cat!"
Jiang Ling raised his eyes, "Then ask again."
"I'm asking how you took a cat so well... Hey, hey! Keep it away from me." After saying that, he ran over to the bed, and I quickly jumped over it and got out of bed.
"Jiangling, do you think I've lived too long?" I ran behind Jiangling, "Please, brother, take him away quickly."
Jiang Ling laughed and went up to hug the cat, "How can you be afraid of cats when you're such a big man? Don't people laugh at you if you spread the word?"
"I'm not afraid." I dodged to the side, "I'm disgusted, this thing loses hair, you can change the bed sheet for me later."
"Oh." Jiang Ling nodded, "It's fine if you're not afraid, then I'll change to a hairless cat in the afternoon, right?"
I bit my lower lip, "I know I've lived with you for too long, I'll move as soon as I find a house, you can return it."
Jiang Ling smiled, "I didn't buy this, I picked it up."
"There are still stray cats in such a huge city of Beijing, it's unacceptable."
"It's okay, if I pick it up, there will be no more stray cats?" Jiang Ling tilted his head.
"Then...then you shut it in your bedroom."
Jiang Ling glanced at me, "I'm going to Europe for a program in a few days, and I need you to take care of this cat for a while."
I raised my head in surprise, opened my eyes wide, and pointed at it, "You asked me to take care of it for you? Then who are you going to collect the body for when you come back?"
Jiang Ling smiled reluctantly, "Either live together or die together, it lives with you, and it dies with you."
"Farewell." I waved my hand, "Just kill me before you leave."
Jiang Ling shook his head helplessly, "Don't worry, you can just take care of it a little bit, often help it add food and water, and don't count on you for shoveling shit and grooming. I will let the assistant come over every day, and find outsiders to see you here. It's also inconvenient."
"No, you stop for a while." I frowned, "I don't seem to have promised you to help take care of this thing?"
"Why do you always call it something?"
"Then what's the name of this thing?"
Jiang Ling paused, and thought for a while, "Those who are thieves are called thieves."
I smiled politely with disdain, "The name of a big man is so sour?"
Jiang Ling glared at me, then smiled, and put the cat in his arms on the ground, "Treasure thief, go get to know you Uncle Xie."
I quickly ran out of the bedroom, "Jiang Ling, I'm your fucking uncle!"
Recently, the cats in Jiangling made my sleep even worse. The cats are still young, and they are very energetic at night, and can bark at the top of their throat all night.
I opened the bedroom door and saw the little thing walking around the stairs, then walked to the rice bowl, turned around and seemed to see me, and ran towards me.
I quickly closed the door, and the cat meowed a few times at the door.
I quietly opened a crack in the door, saw it squatting in front of the rice bowl again, I whispered, "Nephew, what are you screaming at night when you don't sleep?"
It meowed twice at me.
As soon as I looked up, I saw that there was no water in its rice bowl.
I hesitated for a while, then whispered, "Brother Thief, why don't you go downstairs for a while, can I go out and get you some water?"
I waited for a while, but it obviously didn't understand what I said and was still squatting over the rice bowl, as if the water would fill up automatically after a while.
"What a broken cat, it can't even understand human language..."
I was in trouble for a while, so I might as well sleep under the quilt, and I wondered if it would die of thirst if it didn't drink water all night?
I bit my finger, opened the bedroom door bravely, it looked back at me, I panicked, waved my hand, "Don't get excited, calm down for a while."
I thought about it, and it was better to find a self-defense tool. I went back to the bedroom and took a pillow out to block it in front of me.
I bit my lower lip, when I knelt down to take the bowl, would it jump on me excitedly?Will you tickle me?What if I scratch my face, I will have a talk show in two days?
I glanced at Jiangling's bedroom door with resentment, I don't care if I keep a cat!
"Are you thirsty?" I licked my lips and walked slowly, "I have something to discuss with you. I'm an actor who lives on my face. You may not understand it, but what I mean is that you don't touch my face, okay?"
It meowed.
I squatted down slowly, and slowly stretched my hand from in front of it to reach its rice bowl. When I was about to touch it again, it suddenly moved. I was so scared that I fell to the ground and crawled back several steps. With a wave, "You are so good, what are you doing!"
The door of Jiangling's bedroom opened slowly. He looked at me with a frown, then walked over and hugged the cat, and took the pillow from my hand by the way, "Would you like to compete with the cat at night?"
I feel aggrieved, "I want to add water to him, but he can move."
"Nonsense, if it doesn't move, it's a dead cat." Jiang Ling sighed, "Why are you afraid of cats?"
I got up from the ground, "I was scratched by a wild cat when I was a child, you don't know that bastard jumped directly from the tree to my shoulder and scratched a few blood marks on my neck. Now I am scared when I look at this thing , what if it hurts me?"
Jiang Ling pursed his lips, "Uncle Xie, this little thing is only two months old."
"But it's definitely not insignificant."
Jiang Ling smiled helplessly, "You'd better get along with it quickly, or I will have to bear the pain and give up."
I was a little moved, "Jiangling, are you going to abandon my eldest nephew for me?"
Jiang Ling sneered, "I want you to move out."
I,"..."
I don't like cats, but Gangneung does.
He always holds that little thing in his arms, the cat is still young and can't take a bath, and he doesn't feel disgusted by people who love cleanliness so much.
If Jiang Ling gets married and has children, he must be a rare and gentle father.
Qin's mother's words irritated me to some extent. People like me have never thought of having offspring. Probably because my mother exhausted her life for me, I was a little scared.
By choosing to love someone of the same sex, one is already choosing to lose the right to have offspring.
Not even the courage to adopt a child.
Although same-sex marriage is legal, prejudice still exists. It may be eternal, and it may have to pay the price of blood.
Who is willing to allow their offspring to bear these prejudices and malice in vain?
It is also time for Jiangling to announce. It is said that six or seven artists will travel to Europe, and they say they are not worried that Jiangling is fake.
Reality shows are too ambiguous, the audience likes to take them out of context, and the program crew likes to edit and mess things up.
Jiang Ling's personality is noble, not necessarily pleasing.
Besides, it would be even more impossible for him to deliberately pretend to be in harmony with the blue whale on the show.
I can only hope that Zhou Ying will put pressure on the program team to avoid problems in editing.
"The thief treasure is handed over to you, if you have any questions, please contact my assistant."
I looked at Jiang Ling in embarrassment, and sighed, "Don't worry, I will find a way to subdue it."
Jiang Ling smiled, "Cats are very obvious animals. If they feel that you are hostile to them, they will not be able to calm down in the days to come."
"I see, I want to outsmart rather than fight." I glanced at him, "Can you do it?"
Jiang Ling narrowed his eyebrows, and smiled helplessly, "I've been sitting in the crew every day for these years, and I'm no longer good at acting on occasion."
I sighed nonchalantly, for an actor like Jiang Ling, variety shows can't help at all, on the contrary, if he makes a mistake, he will be pulled down from the altar.
The image that many actors have built up over the years is ruined on a variety show.
What's more, the current audience doesn't like noble people.
I don't know why, the more noble you are, the more they want to drag you into the deep pool. How can there be wonderful jade in the pool?
I was lying on the sofa, and the little thing squatted at the door and barked after I left Jiangling.
Is a two-month-old cat so spiritual?
"Stop barking, your dad can't hear you."
"Nephew, do you have any hobbies? For example...do you like to play CNF?" I couldn't bear to see the little one squatting at the door, and wanted to chat with it, "You probably won't, Just your small body is not enough to fit your teeth in the game."
I saw that it ignored me, and said to myself, "Then do you like listening to music? I know a singer who sings very well. If you like it, I will help you get an album. Don't say that Uncle Xie doesn't love you."
"Brother Thief." I raised my head and looked at it, "Do you cats fall in love? Do you like male cats or female cats? But you can only think that it is impossible for me to bring you another cat, but I Allow you to go out to find a partner, and share your love experience with you when the time comes."
"Don't be polite to me, don't say thank you, just promise me not to scare me, don't show up suddenly... ah!!!" I sat up, turned over the sofa and ran, "Can you stop jumping on me suddenly?" in front of?!"
It has been more than a month since I came back from Fenghuali last time.
"Brother Quan?"
"Xiao Xie, are you busy?"
I paused, "Not busy, just tell me."
"The release date of the movie has basically been finalized. Other investors have asked for publicity, but the time is limited. I would like to ask if you have time to participate in the promotional activities?"
I smiled faintly, "There is a publicity item when signing the contract, you can arrange it."
He Nanquan paused, "It mainly depends on your wishes, if you don't want to..."
"Brother Quan." I sighed slightly, interrupted him, and said with a smile, "Is it necessary to talk about these scenes with me? If I don't go, who will go? Are there other leading actors?"
He Nanquan smiled, "I've passed the test, there are theater activities before the release, and there is an interview activity recently."
"Interviews? I haven't participated in this type of activity."
"Don't worry, I will go with you if I have time, and I will accompany you if I don't have time, and I will make arrangements for you when the time comes."
I curled my lips, "Brother Quan, do you really think I'm suitable for an interview? Are you afraid that the host will ask random questions and I'll talk nonsense?"
"No." He Nanquan lowered his tone, "With me here, are you talking nonsense? And the content of the interview has not been sent, so we will ask."
"Fuck, what the hell?!"
"what happened?"
A lump of orange-yellow things suddenly flashed in at the door, and I stood up from the bed in fright.
"Jiangling!" After shouting, I suddenly remembered that the phone hadn't been hung up, and I said quickly, "Brother Quan, you can just send me the file later, I have something urgent here."
"Um... are you okay?"
I rubbed between my brows and smiled forcedly, "Maybe there's something wrong."
"Then you solve it first."
I hung up the phone and shouted angrily, "Jiang Ling! Get out of here!!"
Jiang Ling walked slowly to the door and leaned against the door frame, "What's the matter?"
I pointed to the orange lump on the ground, "This... what is it?"
Jiang Ling took a look and said helplessly, "Dog."
"Fart, it's a cat!"
Jiang Ling raised his eyes, "Then ask again."
"I'm asking how you took a cat so well... Hey, hey! Keep it away from me." After saying that, he ran over to the bed, and I quickly jumped over it and got out of bed.
"Jiangling, do you think I've lived too long?" I ran behind Jiangling, "Please, brother, take him away quickly."
Jiang Ling laughed and went up to hug the cat, "How can you be afraid of cats when you're such a big man? Don't people laugh at you if you spread the word?"
"I'm not afraid." I dodged to the side, "I'm disgusted, this thing loses hair, you can change the bed sheet for me later."
"Oh." Jiang Ling nodded, "It's fine if you're not afraid, then I'll change to a hairless cat in the afternoon, right?"
I bit my lower lip, "I know I've lived with you for too long, I'll move as soon as I find a house, you can return it."
Jiang Ling smiled, "I didn't buy this, I picked it up."
"There are still stray cats in such a huge city of Beijing, it's unacceptable."
"It's okay, if I pick it up, there will be no more stray cats?" Jiang Ling tilted his head.
"Then...then you shut it in your bedroom."
Jiang Ling glanced at me, "I'm going to Europe for a program in a few days, and I need you to take care of this cat for a while."
I raised my head in surprise, opened my eyes wide, and pointed at it, "You asked me to take care of it for you? Then who are you going to collect the body for when you come back?"
Jiang Ling smiled reluctantly, "Either live together or die together, it lives with you, and it dies with you."
"Farewell." I waved my hand, "Just kill me before you leave."
Jiang Ling shook his head helplessly, "Don't worry, you can just take care of it a little bit, often help it add food and water, and don't count on you for shoveling shit and grooming. I will let the assistant come over every day, and find outsiders to see you here. It's also inconvenient."
"No, you stop for a while." I frowned, "I don't seem to have promised you to help take care of this thing?"
"Why do you always call it something?"
"Then what's the name of this thing?"
Jiang Ling paused, and thought for a while, "Those who are thieves are called thieves."
I smiled politely with disdain, "The name of a big man is so sour?"
Jiang Ling glared at me, then smiled, and put the cat in his arms on the ground, "Treasure thief, go get to know you Uncle Xie."
I quickly ran out of the bedroom, "Jiang Ling, I'm your fucking uncle!"
Recently, the cats in Jiangling made my sleep even worse. The cats are still young, and they are very energetic at night, and can bark at the top of their throat all night.
I opened the bedroom door and saw the little thing walking around the stairs, then walked to the rice bowl, turned around and seemed to see me, and ran towards me.
I quickly closed the door, and the cat meowed a few times at the door.
I quietly opened a crack in the door, saw it squatting in front of the rice bowl again, I whispered, "Nephew, what are you screaming at night when you don't sleep?"
It meowed twice at me.
As soon as I looked up, I saw that there was no water in its rice bowl.
I hesitated for a while, then whispered, "Brother Thief, why don't you go downstairs for a while, can I go out and get you some water?"
I waited for a while, but it obviously didn't understand what I said and was still squatting over the rice bowl, as if the water would fill up automatically after a while.
"What a broken cat, it can't even understand human language..."
I was in trouble for a while, so I might as well sleep under the quilt, and I wondered if it would die of thirst if it didn't drink water all night?
I bit my finger, opened the bedroom door bravely, it looked back at me, I panicked, waved my hand, "Don't get excited, calm down for a while."
I thought about it, and it was better to find a self-defense tool. I went back to the bedroom and took a pillow out to block it in front of me.
I bit my lower lip, when I knelt down to take the bowl, would it jump on me excitedly?Will you tickle me?What if I scratch my face, I will have a talk show in two days?
I glanced at Jiangling's bedroom door with resentment, I don't care if I keep a cat!
"Are you thirsty?" I licked my lips and walked slowly, "I have something to discuss with you. I'm an actor who lives on my face. You may not understand it, but what I mean is that you don't touch my face, okay?"
It meowed.
I squatted down slowly, and slowly stretched my hand from in front of it to reach its rice bowl. When I was about to touch it again, it suddenly moved. I was so scared that I fell to the ground and crawled back several steps. With a wave, "You are so good, what are you doing!"
The door of Jiangling's bedroom opened slowly. He looked at me with a frown, then walked over and hugged the cat, and took the pillow from my hand by the way, "Would you like to compete with the cat at night?"
I feel aggrieved, "I want to add water to him, but he can move."
"Nonsense, if it doesn't move, it's a dead cat." Jiang Ling sighed, "Why are you afraid of cats?"
I got up from the ground, "I was scratched by a wild cat when I was a child, you don't know that bastard jumped directly from the tree to my shoulder and scratched a few blood marks on my neck. Now I am scared when I look at this thing , what if it hurts me?"
Jiang Ling pursed his lips, "Uncle Xie, this little thing is only two months old."
"But it's definitely not insignificant."
Jiang Ling smiled helplessly, "You'd better get along with it quickly, or I will have to bear the pain and give up."
I was a little moved, "Jiangling, are you going to abandon my eldest nephew for me?"
Jiang Ling sneered, "I want you to move out."
I,"..."
I don't like cats, but Gangneung does.
He always holds that little thing in his arms, the cat is still young and can't take a bath, and he doesn't feel disgusted by people who love cleanliness so much.
If Jiang Ling gets married and has children, he must be a rare and gentle father.
Qin's mother's words irritated me to some extent. People like me have never thought of having offspring. Probably because my mother exhausted her life for me, I was a little scared.
By choosing to love someone of the same sex, one is already choosing to lose the right to have offspring.
Not even the courage to adopt a child.
Although same-sex marriage is legal, prejudice still exists. It may be eternal, and it may have to pay the price of blood.
Who is willing to allow their offspring to bear these prejudices and malice in vain?
It is also time for Jiangling to announce. It is said that six or seven artists will travel to Europe, and they say they are not worried that Jiangling is fake.
Reality shows are too ambiguous, the audience likes to take them out of context, and the program crew likes to edit and mess things up.
Jiang Ling's personality is noble, not necessarily pleasing.
Besides, it would be even more impossible for him to deliberately pretend to be in harmony with the blue whale on the show.
I can only hope that Zhou Ying will put pressure on the program team to avoid problems in editing.
"The thief treasure is handed over to you, if you have any questions, please contact my assistant."
I looked at Jiang Ling in embarrassment, and sighed, "Don't worry, I will find a way to subdue it."
Jiang Ling smiled, "Cats are very obvious animals. If they feel that you are hostile to them, they will not be able to calm down in the days to come."
"I see, I want to outsmart rather than fight." I glanced at him, "Can you do it?"
Jiang Ling narrowed his eyebrows, and smiled helplessly, "I've been sitting in the crew every day for these years, and I'm no longer good at acting on occasion."
I sighed nonchalantly, for an actor like Jiang Ling, variety shows can't help at all, on the contrary, if he makes a mistake, he will be pulled down from the altar.
The image that many actors have built up over the years is ruined on a variety show.
What's more, the current audience doesn't like noble people.
I don't know why, the more noble you are, the more they want to drag you into the deep pool. How can there be wonderful jade in the pool?
I was lying on the sofa, and the little thing squatted at the door and barked after I left Jiangling.
Is a two-month-old cat so spiritual?
"Stop barking, your dad can't hear you."
"Nephew, do you have any hobbies? For example...do you like to play CNF?" I couldn't bear to see the little one squatting at the door, and wanted to chat with it, "You probably won't, Just your small body is not enough to fit your teeth in the game."
I saw that it ignored me, and said to myself, "Then do you like listening to music? I know a singer who sings very well. If you like it, I will help you get an album. Don't say that Uncle Xie doesn't love you."
"Brother Thief." I raised my head and looked at it, "Do you cats fall in love? Do you like male cats or female cats? But you can only think that it is impossible for me to bring you another cat, but I Allow you to go out to find a partner, and share your love experience with you when the time comes."
"Don't be polite to me, don't say thank you, just promise me not to scare me, don't show up suddenly... ah!!!" I sat up, turned over the sofa and ran, "Can you stop jumping on me suddenly?" in front of?!"
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