The modern life of the waste wood emperor

"Sparrow spirit?" Shen Shi took a sip of hot water, then took off his coat and hung it on a hanger at the side, went to sit down opposite the old man, fell into deep thought, and said thoughtfully: "It seems that this year is not peaceful."

Mr. Shen nodded, "You and Xiao Gu's honeymoon trip will be postponed for a while, and we will go after the new year. This year's situation is special, you should go back early and prepare for the closure of the mountain."

Gu Mingze was listening, but he didn't understand what they were talking about, but he understood one thing, that is, Shen Shi had important things to do recently, and his trip had to be postponed.

Shen Shi looked at Gu Mingze, wanting to ask Gu Mingze's opinion.

Seeing this, Gu Mingze said: "It's okay, you can go again after the new year, and there is no rush. And in a few days, the teacher qualification exam will start."

Although Gu Mingze definitely won't pass the exam, but the registration fee has been paid, no matter what he says, he wants to join in the fun.

Shen Shi smiled lightly: "It's really hard for you, but you can still remember that you have to take the exam."

"..."

"Also, when are you going to learn to drive? I've already signed up for the driving school." Shen Shi said again.

At this moment, Gu Mingze felt that Shen Shi was a devil.

So, in the following days, Gu Mingze started to be busy, pretending to be very serious in endorsement every day, thinking that he was working hard to prepare for the exam.

A few days later, Gu Mingze walked into the examination room confidently, unfolded the test paper, quickly filled in every space on it, and walked out with a smile.

Shen Shi was leaning against the car, wearing a windbreaker, standing in the crowd like a model posing for a photo, very conspicuous.Gu Mingze glanced into the crowd, and easily found Shen Shi, who looked like a flower among a group of crooked melons and shriveled dates.

Shen Shi looked at Gu Mingze who was walking towards him and said, "You are smiling so happily, it seems that you did well in the exam."

Gu Mingze grinned and said, "It's okay, it's okay. Everything is as expected."

"It seems that I will definitely pass the exam this time?" Shen Shi said, a little bit disbelieving, after all, he knows exactly what kind of material Gu Mingze is, and this person is still cramming.

Gu Mingze got into the co-pilot, fastened his seat belt, and said without any sense of shame: "If I pass the exam, no one will fail the exam."

"Then you still say that everything is as expected?"

"I didn't pass the exam as expected."

"Then you're still smiling so happily?" Shen Shi felt that Gu Mingze was quite self-aware, but his attitude made people speechless.

There is quite a sense of sight that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"After all, I didn't pass the exam. I understood it a long time ago, so there's nothing to be sad about. I'm happy because after today, I won't have to read those books early in the morning."

Shen Shi had nothing to say for a while, held back for a long time, and said to Gu Mingze: "You, teach me how to drive tomorrow."

Living in a modern society, it's really troublesome not to be able to drive, so Gu Mingze didn't show too much rejection of Shen Shi's arrangement, and obediently went to the driving school the next day.

In the evening, when Shen Shi came back from get off work, he saw Gu Mingze and asked, "How is Che Xue?"

Gu Mingze hugged the potato chips, looked at the TV and said, "It's okay, the coach is so swearing!"

"The coach scolded you?" Shen Shi knew that it is normal for some learners to be scolded by the coach. After all, if the car is on the road, if one is not careful, it will kill someone. If the coach is stricter, it is a good thing for drivers and passers-by. .

Gu Mingze looked at Shen Shi and asked, "Why did he scold me? I'm very smart."

When Shen Shi heard this, he couldn't believe it.

Seeing Shen Shi's disbelief, Gu Mingze said, "I have Gu Mingze's memory, but I'm not physically proficient. So I can learn how to drive very quickly."

Shen Shi thought about it, and felt that it made sense, but he was still a little worried, afraid that Gu Mingze would be bullied outside, and continued to ask: "Then you just said that he scolded people very much? He didn't scold you, how do you know he scolded people very much?" Shen Shi asked. road.

"I didn't say that my coach scolded people badly. It's something else. I saw a Mediterranean coach who scolded his students for two hours. He didn't use heavy patterns, and he didn't use dirty words. It's really amazing."

Shen Shi was speechless for a moment.

After Gu Mingze finished eating the potato chips, he opened another pack of biscuits.

Seeing this, Shen Shi stretched out his hand to take away the biscuit he had just opened, and said, "Eat less snacks, dinner will be in a while."

Gu Mingze sighed, and said to Shen Shi: "I used to think that I enjoyed being an emperor very much, and I ate all the delicious food. Only when I got here did I realize that the world is more exciting than I imagined, and the delicious food is better than I thought. Much more than imagined.”

Listening to his sigh, Shen Shi just shook his head helplessly, and then put his biscuit aside.

"Shen Shi, when we get divorced, don't send me back. I think it's better to stay here. I love mobile phone snacks and barbecue."

Shen Shi had a headache, "You love so many things, why don't you consider loving me."

"..." Gu Mingze inexplicably felt that Shen Shi's words were pitiful, and also felt that his actions were indeed excessive, so he held back for a long time and said, "I'm already working hard."

Shen Shi heard this, but only sighed lightly, and then asked where Shen Youyou had gone.

"I didn't see her when I came back, and the old man wasn't there. I thought you knew where they went."

Shen Shi shook his head, then didn't pay much attention, poured a cup of hot water, and sat down beside Gu Mingze.

"You don't worry about them, old and young, it's not good if you encounter something when you go out." Gu Mingze reminded beside Shen Shi.

Shen Shi chuckled lightly, and asked: "You think that kind of grandpa will suffer a lot."

Gu Mingze remembered the last time the old man fought with someone in the amusement park.

That's right, although Mrs. Shen is an old man, he is also a very powerful old demon.

Sure enough, after a while, the old man and Shen Youyou came back, but they looked unhappy.

Shen Shi looked at it and asked, "What's the matter? Who offended you?"

Mr. Shen probably was really upset, and turned his face towards Shen Shi, and said, "You are the one who provoked me!"

Shen Youyou watched from the side, with a bitter face, went up to hold Gu Mingze, and said in a low voice, "Uncle Gu, let's go upstairs."

This is obviously Shen Youyou who wants to take him away from the living room where the war is about to occur.

Gu Mingze looked at the old man Shen's angry appearance of trying to settle accounts with Shen Shi, and felt that one thing more is worse than one thing less, so he immediately slipped away with Shen Youyou.

After watching Gu Mingze being taken away by Shen Youyou, Shen Shi still drank his tea in a calm manner, and said to Mrs. Shen: "You are old too, don't always get angry, it's not good for your health."

"I went out today to meet an old friend of mine."

"Then I should congratulate you. At such an age, you can still meet old friends who are still alive."

"Are you trying to piss me off?"

"No, you're thinking too much. Do you want some water? I'll pour you a glass."

"Shen Shi, correct your attitude." Old Master Shen snatched the teapot from Shen Shi's hand, put it heavily on the tea table, and said to Shen Shi: "That old man already has great-great-great-grandchildren."

"Did you bite your tongue? No matter how you speak, you stutter."

"You're the one who stutters, Shen Shi, don't be sloppy with me, you know, the great-great-great-grandson I'm talking about is the great-grandson of the grandson."

Shen Shi sighed lightly, and said, "Okay, so what exactly do you want to express?"

"I just want to hug my grandson."

"...I'm sorry, I'm not too young, so I don't need your hugs. I believe that my elder brother doesn't need your hugs either."

"I mean, I want to hold grandchildren. Our family hasn't had a newborn for a long time."

Shen Shi nodded, and said: "You can talk to elder brother, let him and sister-in-law work hard to give Shen Youyou a younger brother or younger sister."

Hearing this answer, Mr. Shen became a little angry, and said to Shen Shi: "Shen Shi, you did it on purpose! You understand that I want you to help Chang Hua settle down early, find him a partner, get married and have children. His father Mom died early, and you brought him up with your own hands, you are equivalent to his father, you can't ignore his affairs."

Shen Shi smiled wryly, "I also want Changhua to start a family sooner, but he hasn't met anyone he likes, so I can't just give him one."

"Then you can't leave it alone like this. He can't find a suitable one. If you introduce a few more to him, I don't believe there will be a hundred, and he won't like any of them."

This is for Shen Shi to arrange a blind date for Shen Changhua.

Shen Shi was a little embarrassed, after all he thought it was better to fall in love freely.

Mr. Shen continued: "Changhua listens to you, you arrange it, he likes it, and he will definitely consider it seriously."

Shen Shi was still a little unwilling.

Seeing this, Mrs. Shen complained again: "You chose Gu Mingze. There are two men, and there are no children. Shen Youyou's family has only one girl. If Changhua doesn't get married again, when will I become Zeng Zeng? Grandpa Zeng! I don't know how many years I can live, so can't you satisfy my old man's wish?"

Goblins usually live a long life, and it is normal to live for thousands of years, but their lifespan is also limited, and they will also have a day of birth, old age, sickness and death.

Seeing that Mrs. Shen said the words for this sake, Shen Shi also had no choice but to nod and agree to arrange a blind date for Shen Changhua.

After Shen Shi chatted with Mrs. Shen, he went upstairs and entered the room, and saw Gu Mingze lying on the bed, watching a variety show with his mobile phone, laughing and rolling forward and backward.

After Shen Shi came in, he closed the door of the room, walked to Gu Mingze and sat down.Said to Gu Mingze: "I have a task for you."

Gu Mingze froze for a moment, paused the video, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Starting tomorrow, take Shen Changhua on a blind date."

Hearing this, Gu Mingze was stunned immediately, and asked back, "Why me?" He has no experience in blind dates, although choosing a concubine is similar to blind dates in a sense...

Shen Shi said: "I don't have time. As Shen Changhua's aunt, there is nothing wrong with helping him take a look."

"Aunt, what a fart." Gu Mingze retorted, and then said: "Let me help, give me money."

Shen Shi looked at Gu Mingze's hand stretched out in front of him asking for money, raised his hand and patted it, and said to Gu Mingze: "If Shen Changhua's blind date succeeds, I will give you 20 for your hard work."

Hearing this, Gu Mingze regained his energy in an instant. This 20 yuan is faster than being a teacher or a civil servant.

So driven by money, Gu Mingze decisively accepted this task.

Author's gossip: Thank you for your support, okay!