The modern life of the waste wood emperor

Gu Mingze entered Shen Shi's office with some reluctance, always feeling a little uncomfortable with Shen Shi.

Shen Shi was lowering his head to talk to the project manager next to him. When he heard the sound of the door opening, he raised his head and saw that it was Gu Mingze, so he said, "Tell the assistant outside what you want to eat and drink. Sit here and wait for me."

Seeing that there were outsiders present, Gu Mingze didn't say anything else. He walked to the side and sat down, picked up the tablet on the table, and opened it. Seeing that he needed to enter a password, he tried Shen Shi's previous computer password, and it worked. up.

After the tablet was opened, there was a game interface. Seeing that it was similar to what he had played before, Gu Mingze started to play there by himself.

The game account should be the official test account, everything is available, and everything is the best, so the overall experience is very pleasant.

When Gu Mingze was addicted to the game, Shen Shi had already explained the matter clearly to the project manager. When he came over and saw Gu Mingze playing the game, he said, "Our company's latest development is not bad."

"It's okay." Gu Mingze said something copingly, then turned his head and saw Shen Shi was putting on his coat, and asked, "Do you want to go out?"

Shen Shi said: "Take you to the hospital for a reexamination of your eyes."

"Just let Jiang Yuchi take me there, you don't need to come in person." Gu Mingze said.

"That's not acceptable, but your affairs cannot be entrusted to others." Shen Shi said, took the tablet from Gu Mingze's hand, and asked, "I'll give you an internal beta number, so you can go back and play by yourself."

"Is it the same as yours?" Gu Mingze asked.

Shen Shi closed the tablet, "The equipment is the same, but I don't have the authority of the game manager."

Gu Mingze thought it was okay, and he was also pleased with Shen Shi's rare generosity.

After the two arrived at the hospital, Shen Shi went to the parking lot to park, and asked Gu Mingze to get off the car at the entrance of the hospital ahead of time.

When Gu Mingze was standing there waiting for Shen Shi, he saw a fortune-telling booth beside him.Out of curiosity, he walked over.

"Master, what can you do here?"

The fortune-teller didn't raise his head, and said, "Marriage, fortune. What are you?"

Gu Mingze froze for a moment, thinking that the other party's "what are you" was a curse.

"Fortune." Gu Mingze said, "After all, he just invested, so naturally he hopes to make a lot of money."

"Okay, hold out your left hand."

Gu Mingze stretched out his left hand in front of the other party as he said.

At this time, the fortune teller raised his head slightly, grabbed Gu Mingze's hand, and said calmly, "Five hundred at a time."

As a poor guy, Gu Mingze heard that five hundred oceans were needed, so he immediately didn't want to forget it, so he withdrew his hand, "Forget it, forget it, it's too expensive."

The fortune teller held his hand tightly and said, "No, I've already seen it."

Is this being relied upon?

Gu Mingze pulled out his hand forcefully, and said, "You're extorting!"

The other party suddenly asked: "Who gave you your ring?"

Gu Mingze froze for a moment, then glanced at his left hand, which was his and Shen Shi's wedding ring, "Nonsense, of course the one wearing the middle finger is a wedding ring, who else could give it to you?"

The fortune teller frowned, and said solemnly: "Young man, you are in disaster."

"You fart!" Gu Mingze retorted, "Can you say something nice?"

"You were kind to the snake in your previous life, but now that monster came to you to repay your kindness and became your wife." The fortune teller said solemnly, but Gu Mingze felt that he had heard this story somewhere.

"Isn't this the Legend of the White Snake? Why don't you say that I stole the clothes of the Seventh Fairy in the previous life, and that the Fairy will be my wife in this life?" Gu Mingze stood up, "You old man, can't you lie and change to a strange story?"

"What I'm saying is true."

"If it's true, my name should be Xu Xian, and the one in my family should be called Bai Suzhen, and she should be a mother."

"Why, isn't it mother's?"

"male."

"Also, you shouldn't be a Taoist priest, you should be a monk named Fahai."

The other party was speechless by Gu Mingze's series of teasing, looked at Gu Mingze helplessly and said, "Why are you like this? You don't listen to persuasion."

"I'm like this, what's wrong?"

The fortune teller listened, took a breath, then shook his head, and said, "Forget it, I can't control this matter." As he spoke, he lowered his head and rummaged through his worn-out backpack, and then rummaged through it from inside. He took out a toothpick and handed it to Gu Mingze, "This is for you?"

Gu Mingze looked at the toothpick in his hand, "What kind of fraud is this? Do you want money if I take it over?"

The fortune teller was a little helpless, "I will give you this for nothing."

"Giving it to me for nothing, I don't want it either. Why would I want a broken toothpick." Gu Mingze muttered.

"It can ward off evil spirits. If you take this, monsters will not dare to approach you."

"I'm a fool if I want to believe you." Gu Mingze said.

"You won't lose a piece of meat if you try it." The fortune teller said, and then directly stuffed the toothpick to Gu Mingze, and then packed up his casually opened booth and left.

After the fortune teller left, Gu Mingze looked at the toothpick in his hand, thought for a while, then took off the phone case, and then stuffed the toothpick in.

Try it without losing a piece of meat...

Moreover, the Shen family is indeed strange.

At this time, Shen Shi parked his car and came over.

Seeing Shen Shi slowly approaching, Gu Mingze felt a little uneasy.

If Shen Shi is really a male Bai Suzhen, there should be an abnormal reaction if he gets close to him...

Gu Mingze looked at Shen Shi approaching anxiously, and then looked at him with a relaxed and puzzled expression, "What's wrong?"

Shen Shi didn't feel any discomfort.

Fuck, I got tricked by that stinky fortune teller.

Moreover, there is no magic weapon that looks like a toothpick, and it is given away casually.

Gu Mingze felt that he was mentally handicapped. If Shen Shi was not feeling well and was beside him, he really wanted to take out the toothpick hidden in the phone case immediately and tear his body to pieces.

"Just now a fortune teller blackmailed me with 500 yuan." Gu Mingze said, "I feel very sad now."

Shen Shi listened, and smiled lightly, "You deserve it, just treat it as paying the IQ tax. Such a grown-up person still believes in fortune-telling."

"I'm telling you that I want you to comfort me, not make fun of me." Gu Mingze said.

Shen Shiman smiled dotingly and said, "Okay, okay, I'll comfort you and give you a red envelope of 1000 yuan, is that okay?"

Gu Mingze, who was not defrauded of 500 yuan and was seriously short of money, was naturally willing to pick up 1000 yuan for free.

The matter passed like this, and the two of them went to the hospital right after. Shen Shi relied on his identity as an investor, and took Gu Mingze there directly.

The doctor in charge of the examination was only in his twenties, and he also knew Shen Shi. When he saw him bring Gu Mingze over, he even complained with some dissatisfaction: "You are five minutes late."

Shen Shi still had a cold expression on his face, and said, "You're fine, what's wrong with waiting for me for 5 minutes?" Then he introduced to Gu Mingze who was beside him, "Shao Ming, my childhood playmate."

After hearing this, Gu Mingze looked at Shao Ming, who was in his 20s, and Shen Shi, who was in his 30s, and said, "How old were you when you were young? You don't seem to be of the same age."

Shao Ming burst out laughing when he heard this, and said, "Sister-in-law's words are so cute."

After hearing this, Gu Mingze said, "You don't sound good. Are you blind or stupid? I'm a man, so you call me sister-in-law."

Gu Mingze's two outrageous words made Shao Ming shut up immediately.

This time it was Shen Shi's turn to gloat, and said to Shao Ming, "You deserve it."

Shao Ming shrugged and said to Gu Mingze: "Actually, I just look young, and my real age is about the same as Brother Shen."

"Then your face is really deceiving." Gu Mingze commented.

Shao Ming grinned, then made a gesture of invitation, and said to Gu Mingze: "Come on, Brother Gu, let's do a checkup first."

After some inspections, Shao Ming re-bandaged Gu Mingze's eyes with medicine, and said, "Song Yiren was really ruthless, and he just wanted to destroy his eyes."

Shen Shi said: "I understand, otherwise I wouldn't have called you back from abroad."

Shao Ming nodded, "But the injury healed much slower than expected, did you take the medicine on time?" Shao Ming looked at Shen Shiwen.

Shen Shi nodded, "Keep eating again, maybe it's because of his poor physique that he will get better slowly."

Shao Ming sighed, and then said to Shen Shi: "Let me also take a look for you by the way."

Shen Shi nodded, and then stretched out his hand in front of Shao Ming.

When Shao Ming took Shen Shi's pulse, Gu Mingze asked, "Shen Shi, are you sick?" Thinking about it, he felt that his words seemed to be scolding, so he asked, "Not feeling well?"

Shao Ming raised an eyebrow at Shen Shi, "I still care about you."

Gu Mingze retorted: "No, I just don't want to be called a widower."

After hearing this, Shao Ming smiled cheaply and said, "Don't worry, he won't die."

After Shao Ming felt his pulse, he said to Shen Shi: "It's okay, it's pretty good, but don't get angry."

Shen Shi said: "If you want me to be less angry, you need someone from our family to cooperate."

Gu Mingze knew that Shen Shi was talking about him, so he rolled his eyes at the other party and said, "If you don't provoke me, I won't deliberately piss you off."

"Really?" Shen Shi said with a smile, then got up and said to Shao Ming: "Since it's all right, let's go first."

"It's fine if you don't pay the diagnosis fee, why don't you treat me to a meal by the way?" Shao Ming asked.

"No, I want to live a two-person world with my baby." Shen Shi resolutely refused, and then left with Gu Mingze.

At night, Gu Mingze poured out the soup as usual, and the potted plant completely withered.

When pouring the soup, Gu Mingze felt a little uncomfortable, every part of his body felt weird, but he couldn't explain exactly where he felt uncomfortable.

This night, Gu Mingze didn't play games or watch TV, and went to bed early before Shen Shi urged him.

Shen Shi also felt that Gu Mingze went to bed early today, so he was afraid that he was not feeling well, so he reached out and touched Gu Mingze's forehead, only to find that he was burning all over.

This is no ordinary fever.

Shen Shi hastily called Shao Ming to let him overtake him.

Gu Mingze felt like his whole body was on fire, his soul was being torn apart, and he couldn't hear a word of what Shen Shi and Shao Ming were saying next to him.

That feeling is like dying.

Gu Mingze was in a daze, and felt like he was dreaming.He dreamed that he was walking barefoot in the valley and came to a cave. As he moved forward step by step, the light became increasingly dim.

Faintly, he heard the sound of water droplets falling.

In the darkness, heavy panting sounds could be vaguely heard, like the low roar of a wounded beast.

Then a huge black snake appeared in front of him.

A huge black snake hovered on the stone pillar, bound by iron chains.

The unique pupils of snakes stared at him indifferently. Suddenly, the giant snake raised its head and opened its mouth wide, revealing its sharp fangs.

Gu Mingze woke up from the dream, covered in sweat, then he raised his head and met Shen Shi's angry eyes.

Author's gossip: Think about Shen Shi and Gu Mingze singing together: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a hundred years of cultivation can cross a boat , ten thousand years of cultivation can sleep together~~~~

After singing, Shen Shi killed all the audience present!