The modern life of the waste wood emperor

Pushing open the door and entering the room, only to find that Shen Shi was already sitting in front of the computer processing documents like a normal person, without any sign of being drunk.

He looked back at Gu Mingze, "What? Don't you have a long memory yet?"

"I..." As soon as the angry Gu Mingze opened his mouth, he faltered, thinking that the hero would not suffer the immediate loss, and would not be tough with the other party.

"What's wrong with you?" Shen Shipi smiled.

When Gu Mingze saw this, he was so angry that he turned his head and went into the bathroom, took off his pants, and with the help of the mirror, he saw that Shen Shi had drawn a pig's head on his ass with a black marker.

"Shen Shi, you're going too far!" Gu Mingze, who washed his butt in the bathroom for a long time and rubbed it red before washing off the pig's head, came out with a towel and said angrily.

Seeing his distraught look, Shen Shi pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, and asked again: "Washed off?"

Gu Mingze snorted, he washed off the pig's head, but he couldn't reach the word "stupid" on his back, so naturally he couldn't rub it off.

"Next time I'm not obedient, I'll use an oil-based marker." Shen Shi said.

This time Shen Shi used a water-based marker pen, which is fairly easy to clean, but it would not be so easy to change to an oil-based marker.

Damn it, what can Gu Mingze do, he can't play with this old fox Shen Shi at all.

Shen Shi got up, walked towards Gu Mingze, and said, "This time it's a small punishment, but next time I hear the word divorce, it won't be that simple."

Gu Mingze was a little overwhelmed by his threats like this, and replied without fear of death: "Could it be possible to draw me two pig heads next time?"

"Oh!" Shen Shi sneered, put his arms around Gu Mingze's waist, and patted Gu Mingze's sore buttocks just now, "Take off your clothes, I can do something other than draw pig heads, can't I? Daughter-in-law .”

Gu Mingze felt that Shen Shi made him lose his temper.He himself felt that he was useless, he was an emperor, why couldn't he show some professionalism in front of Shen Shi, Shen Shi was even more domineering than him.

Gu Mingze was just a delicate flower, which completely died under Shen Shi's wind and rain.

Shen Shi patted Gu Mingze's head, as if coaxing a child, and said, "Okay, good boy, I'll take you in and wash off the stupid words on your back."

"No!" Gu Mingze refused.

Shen Shi raised his eyebrows, "Could it be that you can arrive by yourself, or that you want to stay for a few more days."

Obviously, of the two, Gu Mingze couldn't do the former, and the latter didn't want to, but he also didn't want to go into the bathroom with Shen Shi and let the other party rub his back.

"I'll figure it out myself." Gu Mingze said, and then he thought about who would be around to help him rub his back.

But after thinking about it, no matter who it was, he felt embarrassed.

How can he tell others!

In ancient times, Yue Fei's mother stabbed "serve the country with loyalty" on Yue Fei's back, and now Gu Mingze's husband wrote "stupid" on Gu Mingze's back...

It's embarrassing just thinking about it!

Shen Shidao: "You figure it out yourself? Ask someone to do it for you?" As he spoke, he looked displeased, and leaned in front of Gu Mingze with an obvious warning, "Are you going to take off your clothes for others to see?"

"...all men..."

"I'm also a man, and I'm still your man. Would you rather show it to others than to me?"

Gu Mingze felt that the topic was getting more and more dangerous.

"We are all married, so Young Master Gu, you must learn to abide by women's morals."

"Abiding by women's morals is a fart, I'm not a woman." Gu Mingze started to refute Shen Shi without fear of death, "I'll find someone else to help me, what can you do to me, the worst is my life!"

He finally stiffened up, and Gu Mingze proudly applauded himself in his heart.

Shen Shi heard this, but he had a smile that was not a smile, "Okay, let me see who you are looking for, no matter who it is, as long as I touch you, I will chop off his hand, as long as I see it, I will chop off his hand." His eyes are gouged out, I can't bear to do anything to you, after all, you are my little baby, but the others are not!"

Shen Shi grabbed a lock of Gu Mingze's hair and played with it in his hands, and continued, "You don't want to implicate others, do you?"

In the end, in this contest, Gu Mingze was defeated.

Gu Mingze looked compromising, but he still didn't forget to complain: "You are really a gangster!"

The corners of Shen Shi's mouth curled up slightly, "What nonsense, I am a good citizen who abides by the law."

Gu Mingze rolled Shen Shi's eyes, thinking, I believe your ghost!Good law-abiding citizens will goug their eyes and chop their hands at every turn?