The modern life of the waste wood emperor

This banquet was hosted by the Shen family, so it was naturally extravagant, and the people who came were all famous people, so it can be said that it was a gathering of real celebrities.

Many of them are characters that can be seen on TV and newspapers.

Shen Shi took Gu Mingze with him, and Shen Youyou and Shen Changhua followed behind him. After the whole family came out, they instantly became the focus.

Everyone who met congratulated Shen Shi one after another, and then looked at Gu Mingze with curiosity.

After all, this "Madam Shen" is rarely brought in front of everyone.

Apart from the engagement banquet and wedding banquet, this was the first time that Gu Mingze appeared in front of everyone as the spouse of Shen Shi.

Everyone has a gossip mind, and many people present wanted to know how Gu Mingze, who didn't have any outstanding qualities, managed to capture the heart of Shen Shi, the Patriarch of the Shen family, who was single for many years and was once thought to be frigid.

But curiosity is curiosity, Shen Shi is here, and no one dares to ask Gu Mingze such a question.

The banquet came according to the procedure, everything was orderly, Shen Shi gave a speech, then introduced Shen Youyou and Shen Changhua, after that Shen Youyou and Shen Changhua were playing a song together, everyone was using this to praise Shen Youyou and Shen Changhua...

After this dinner, both Shen Youyou and Shen Changhua were labeled as the sons of Shen Shi. Among them, one of them may become the next Patriarch of the Shen family in the future.

Smart people will also understand that these two are also the objects they will please and deal with in the future.

Everything at the banquet was very streamlined, which made Gu Mingze feel bored and want to sleep.

Shen Shi didn't like these entertainments very much either, so he dealt with them politely. Seeing Gu Mingze's bored face, he whispered to Gu Mingze, "We'll go back in a while."

Gu Mingze nodded after listening.

Shen Shi said again: "If you are bored, go get something to eat."

"Forget it, there are so many people staring at me here, although I really want to eat, but I'm embarrassed, eating in front of so many people, it's embarrassing..." Gu Mingze muttered.

Shen Shi felt the same, and smiled helplessly, "Then I'll take you out to eat later."

"Want to eat grilled squid, okay?" Gu Mingze pleaded with anticipation, "Although eating barbecue does not conform to your noble status, I really want to eat it."

Shen Shi was amused by him, and agreed happily.

While the two were talking and laughing, the waiter passing by suddenly took out a pistol from behind.

The incident happened suddenly and they were face to face, Shen Shi had neither the time nor the space to escape.

The gunshots came one after another, five shots in a row, and the sound was deafening.

Gu Mingze was standing next to him, he could feel his ears ringing, and he could smell gunpowder smoke from the tip of his nose.

He looked at Shen Shi in horror, the muzzle of the gun was on Shen Shi's chest.

His ears were ringing, and Gu Mingze's mind was blank, he was so dazed that he couldn't think, and there was only one thought left in his mind, and that was: Shen Shi will die!

The smell of blood dissipated, making people sick. Gu Mingze looked at Shen Shi in horror, feeling that the whole world was about to collapse at that moment. He was afraid of what was coming, but he couldn't help but look at him.

However, when he saw everything clearly, he found that Shen Shi's chest was intact, with no muzzle or blood, but the waiter standing opposite Shen Shi had a bloody hole in his chest.

Someone screamed, and the banquet that was originally singing and dancing became chaotic. When everything was about to get out of control, Shen Shi's voice sounded. His voice was calm and clear, "It's just a small assassination. Don't panic."

As if, he was just saying that it was just as plain as a cup of tea.

Gu Mingze gradually came back to his senses, and felt that Dao Shen Shi's hand was on his shoulder, patting him gently, so as to comfort him.

The waiter who assassinated Shen Shi fell to the ground, and the blood spread around him like a gorgeous flower.

Gu Mingze looked at Shen Shi who was finished, and then at the waiter who was dying on the ground. He only felt that it was a false alarm, and at the same time, he was full of confusion.

Why did the opponent shoot, but he was the one who got shot?

But after thinking about it, Shen Shi is a monster, so it is not impossible for some incredible things to happen to him.

But this incident still frightened Gu Mingze after all. When Gu Mingze came back to his senses, he had already been taken to the lounge by Shen Shi, accompanied by Shen Youyou, and Shen Shi went out to deal with the matter just now.

"Uncle Gu, are you frightened today?" Shen Youyou asked tentatively with a smile.

Gu Mingze glanced at him, nodded, and admitted it, "Fortunately, your second uncle is fine."

Seeing this, Shen Youyou sighed, and said: "Actually, such things happen often, and there are many people who want to kill Second Uncle. Second Uncle didn't take you to such occasions very often before, so you haven't seen it before..."

"There are many such things?" Gu Mingze was a little surprised.

Shen Youyou nodded, and comforted Gu Mingze, "You don't have to worry, Uncle Gu, Second Uncle is a dragon, his skin is thicker than a bulletproof vest, and ordinary bullets can't hurt him at all. Just like today, that person's bullets were directly shot Bounced back and killed himself."

When Gu Mingze heard this, he felt a little unbelievable, thinking that when he was in physical contact with Shen Shi, he didn't feel that the other party's skin was so thick.

"I usually feel that your second uncle is quite soft..."

After hearing this, Shen Youyou smiled meanly, and said: "At that time, he was naturally soft where he should be soft and hard where he should be, how can he compare with usual."

Gu Mingze didn't understand the meaning of this sentence at first, but because Shen Youyou's smile was too obscene, he couldn't help but think about the obscene place, and instantly understood what Shen Youyou meant, and blushed immediately. He raised his hand and slapped Shen Youyou on the back of the head, "I think you deserve a slap!"

He really didn't understand how Shen Youyou, a little girl who hadn't left the court, could say such bullshit words!

However, being teased by Shen Youyou like this, Gu Mingze immediately relaxed a lot and felt the urge to urinate, so he got up and prepared to go to the bathroom.

Seeing that he got up and was about to leave, Shen Youyou hurriedly asked, "Uncle Gu, where are you going?"

"Something happened!"

"Second uncle asked me to follow you."

"I'm going to the toilet, do you want to come together?" Gu Mingze wanted to tease Shen Youyou, and take revenge for being molested by the other party just now.

When Shen Youyou heard this, she looked calm and said with great interest: "If you let me in, I would actually like to go in and see what the men's room looks like, and see with my own eyes how men pee standing up, and When I was in the tuba, I placed my little brother like this!"

"???"

Is this supposed to be something a little girl who looks like seven or eight years old should say?The first two can still be understood, but what kind of terrible speech is Brother Ground?

Gu Mingze looked at Shen Youyou, he didn't know what to say for a while, he felt that Shen Shi really should teach Shen Youyou a lesson!

In the end, under Gu Mingze's firm opposition, Shen Youyou had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​following Gu Mingze into the men's bathroom, and just waited outside for Gu Mingze.

As soon as Gu Mingze walked to the door, he heard someone talking inside.

"Did you see that, today that person was frightened out of his wits."

"After all, he came from a small family and has never seen the big world. I still haven't figured out why Shen Shi fell in love with him. How can my sister be inferior to Gu Mingze?"

"It may be that Shen Shi has a unique taste, and he prefers to penetrate men's holes..." After speaking, the two laughed wretchedly.

Gu Mingze was listening outside, his face turned dark immediately.

The two people in the toilet were chatting and laughing, and then walked out together. When they saw Gu Mingze standing at the door with a gloomy face, the smiles on their faces froze immediately.

"Mr. Gu..." The two greeted each other awkwardly, trying to pretend that nothing happened.

Gu Mingze sneered, and said, "I have bad news for you, I heard what you just said."

The two of them turned pale immediately. They were not afraid of offending Gu Mingze, but they were afraid of offending Shen Shi. What they said just now included Shen Shi as well.

"Mr. Gu, it's us who are mean. If you don't remember villains, let us go this time. As long as you don't tell Mr. Shen, we can do anything."

Gu Mingze nodded, "So, it seems that you are simply afraid of Shen Shi knowing, not me? Are you not afraid of me?"

The two looked at Gu Mingze, hesitated, "This..."

"That's right, in your eyes, I'm just an inconspicuous little character, and I have nothing to be afraid of." Gu Mingze continued, "You all think that I am not worthy of Shen Shi, but so what, as long as Shen Shi thinks that I am If I am worthy, I am worthy. And since I have become Mrs. Shen, I should also act a little bit, and have the airs that Mrs. Shen should have."

After Gu Mingze finished speaking, his eyes showed a bit of sternness. At the same time, Shen Youyou led a group of men in black into the men's room.

"Uncle Gu, I called the person you want, what are you going to do?" Shen Youyou said expectantly.

Gu Mingze did not answer Shen Youyou, but said to the two of them: "I think the mouths of the two of you are more suitable for eating shit."

When Shen Shi received the news and rushed over, those two people had already been pressed by the toilet by Gu Mingze, and a lot of feces had been stuffed into their stomachs.

If you don't eat it, you will force it, and if you vomit it, continue to stuff it.

The whole men's toilet is simply a hell, a hell filled with stinky smells.

And Gu Mingze covered his nose, even though he felt disgusted, he still insisted on standing aside coldly.

Gu Mingze asked people to stop when he was almost tossed, and then said coldly to the two people who had only a little consciousness left: "Remember from now on, Shen Shi is a ruthless person, and Gu Mingze is also a ruthless person, you all have to Fearing, fearing from the bottom of my heart, keeping my mouth clean, it will be more than that in the future.”

When Shen Shi who rushed over heard Gu Mingze's words, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, then he clapped his hands and said, "Okay."

Gu Mingze looked back at Shen Shi.

Shen Shi walked towards Gu Mingze, "Well done, well said."

The author's gossip: Gu Mingze: Someone secretly said bad things about us, blah blah.

Shen Shi: Fuck them!