The modern life of the waste wood emperor

"Does it have to be to the point of life and death?" Gu Mingze put down the vegetables in his hand and looked at Shen Shi.

For the Mountain Emperor, he really has no love, but the Mountain Emperor has also accompanied him as a mountain spirit through countless suns and moons, and also brought him to see many outside worlds, and even taught him many things.

For Shan Ling, Shan Huang can be said to be the first teacher.

How much, there is still some emotion.

So Gu Mingze didn't want the Emperor of the Mountain to die.

After hearing Gu Mingze's words, Shen Shi was silent for a moment, and said, "If I don't kill him, he will kill me."

After hearing this sentence, Gu Mingze made a choice almost without hesitation, "Then you kill him."

The Emperor of the Mountain is certainly important in his heart, but compared with Shen Shi, it is not so important.

Seeing Gu Mingze making such a decisive choice, Shen Shi was a little surprised, and then said with a helpless wry smile: "Your decision is extraordinarily decisive."

After hearing this, Gu Mingze asked back: "Don't you like me being decisive on this kind of issue?"

Like it, why don't you like it.

All of Gu Mingze's reactions were in Shen Shi's heart, and every bit made him extremely happy.

Shen Shi was in a good mood, so he cooked a few more dishes.

Shen Shi cooked a table of dishes, and Gu Mingze naturally couldn't finish them all by himself, so he asked everyone to have breakfast together.

When Shen Shi served the dishes, he saw that Fang Muqing was still there, and he looked like a guest, already sitting at the dining table.

Shen Shi said: "Fang Muqing, why are you still here?"

Fang Muqing picked up the chopsticks, stuffed a piece of shredded potato into his mouth, and said, "I just heard from Shao Ming that you were cooking, and I stayed here specially to try your skills." Angrily, he ate the potato shreds with his mouth open, and then commented, "It's so-so, and your hot and sour potato shreds are a bit too spicy."

Shen Shi sneered, and said: "Because my baby likes to eat spicy food. It doesn't matter whether you like it or not, as long as my family likes it."

After Shen Shi finished speaking, he put the dishes in his hand on the table with a proud face, then turned around and went into the room to serve the dishes.

Fang Muqing originally wanted to get angry with Shen Shi, but she didn't expect the other party to react like this, and immediately felt that the shredded potatoes in her mouth tasted bad.

Shao Ming watched from the side, sighed, and said, "I don't know why, but now I also want to find someone for a sweet love."

As soon as he said this, everyone present looked at him.

Shen Youyou said: "Uncle Shao Ming, so you are not frigid!"

Shao Ming: "???"

"You have been single before, and you have never even been in a relationship, so I have always suspected that you are frigid, so you have no interest in love at all."

"Could it be that in your opinion, if you don't fall in love, you are sexually frigid?" Shao Ming said, "I just think women are troublesome."

Shen Youyou said quietly, "Men are not troublesome, I have never seen you looking for a man before!"

"You are young, how can you say all the words of tigers and wolves?" Shao Ming was a little emotional, and even wanted to educate Shen Youyou on behalf of Shen Youyou's parents, "You are a girl, how can you say these words!"

Shen Youyou listened, but she looked disdainful, and said: "What age is it, you still have this with me? Why can't girls say it? And I'm telling the truth!"

"You're still a child!" Shao Ming reminded.

"Physically, it's actually older than anyone I meet outside." After Shen Youyou defended, she reminded with interest, "You can really try a man, men don't bother you."

"I don't!" Shao Ming vetoed, "Compared to tough men, I still like women with big breasts and upturned butts."

At this moment, Shen Shi came over with the dishes, and said, "Gu Mingze also said this before."

But now Gu Mingze is very thorough.

Hearing this, Shao Ming fell into silence.

At this time, Gu Mingze also came over with a bowl of soup. After putting down the soup, Gu Mingze glanced at everyone and felt a little weird, so he asked, "What's the matter? I just heard what you were discussing, why should I Come, don't talk anymore?"

Hearing this, Shen Shi said with a smile: "Let's introduce the objects and things to Shao Ming just now."

Hearing this, Gu Mingze looked at Shao Ming with great interest, and joked, "Then what kind of doctor Shao do you want to find? Tell us, and we'll help you find one."

When everyone heard the words, they all sniggered aside.

Gu Mingze also put down the soup in his hand, and then sat side by side with Shen Shi.

Shao Ming picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and said, "I want to find a girl who is gentle, virtuous, and independent. I want a girl!"

In view of the stalk of big chest and upturned butt mentioned by Shen Shi just now, now Shao Ming dare not continue to make this request, for fear that if he persists, he will become a crooked one.

Hearing Shao Ming's special emphasis on the word girl, Gu Mingze felt that Shao Ming was a little baffled.

After all, under normal circumstances, when the other party has no explanation, when introducing a partner to outsiders, it is always introducing the opposite sex.

Shen Shi was on the side, but he was very indifferent, and said calmly: "You look like this, don't harm other girls."

After hearing this, Shao Ming was a little unhappy, and said, "What do I look like? I'm not bad, my salary is stable, I'm handsome, but I can't find a good man even with a lantern."

Shen Shi served Gu Mingze a bowl of soup, "Your problem with gambling can't be solved. No matter how good the others are, they are useless. Those who live a stable life will not choose to live with a gambler."

Shen Youyou nodded when she heard the words, and said, "Second Uncle is right!"

Shao Ming said: "When I find the girl I love, I will definitely quit gambling for love."

Shen Shi said: "If you don't quit gambling, you won't find the girl you love."

At this time, Fang Muqing had already tasted every dish on the table, "Shen Shi, your cooking skills are not bad!"

Hearing Fang Muqing's praise, Shen Shi said proudly, "It's all just trivial tricks!"

Seeing Shen Shi's ugly appearance, Fang Muqing clicked his tongue in disdain, and then said to Shao Ming: "But I'm curious, how can you cook?"

From Fang Muqing's point of view, people like Shen Shi should disdain to enter the kitchen.

Shen Shi didn't answer, but Shen Youyou said: "To grab a man, you must first grab his stomach."

Hearing this, Gu Mingze, who was drinking soup with his head down, raised his head and saw that everyone was looking at him. He felt a little embarrassed, and then said with a blushing face, "There is actually a bit of truth in that!"

Fang Muqing was numb from the scalp of Enaixiu, took a breath, and said, "It's so disgusting, it made me get goosebumps all over my body." As he spoke, he even shook his body pretendingly.

Gu Mingze finished drinking the remaining soup in the spoon, and then said to Shao Ming: "You said you wanted to find someone, but I actually have a nice girl here. If you quit gambling, you should be a good match."

"Who?" Shao Ming looked at Gu Mingze and asked expectantly.

"Shen Youyou's piano teacher Zhao Lingxian." Gu Mingze replied.

Fang Muqing heard the words and said, "Teacher Fang? It's really pretty."

Gu Mingze nodded, and said: "And I think that girl is also very filial and virtuous."

Shen Youyou also added at this time: "She is still very gentle and patient with people. And the biscuits she made are also delicious."

Shen Shi listened on the sidelines, and said, "Do you guys think highly of Mr. Zhao?"

Gu Mingze nodded, emphasizing again that Zhao Lingxian is a very good girl.

Shao Ming at the side heard it, and was somewhat moved, and said, "Then I'll come and have a look in a few days?"

After hearing this, Shen Youyou said, "I'll call you the next time Mr. Zhao comes to teach me."

After hearing this, Shao Ming raised his hand to pinch Shen Youyou's fleshy little face, and said, "Good boy, uncle doesn't love you for nothing. If you help uncle solve a lifelong event this time, uncle, I will give you a big gift. "

Just when Shao Ming and the others were happily thinking about the future, Fang Muqing poured cold water on her and said, "Zhao Lingxian is a human being, I'm afraid you are not suitable?"

After being reminded by him, Gu Mingze realized this problem that he had ignored.

Although the love between a shemale and a monster in the story is beautiful, the reality is not so beautiful.

When Shen Changhua went on a blind date before, Shen Shi explained to Gu Mingze some hidden dangers brought about by the combination of human and demon.

And a living example, Shen Youyou was sitting in front of them.

After being told by Fang Muqing, everyone's mood also dropped.

Seeing this, Shao Ming said, "As long as it's suitable, it's okay not to have children. It's fine to live in a world of two."

Fang Muqing took a sip of water, put down the cup in his hand, looked at Gu Mingze and said, "Compared with monsters, a human's lifespan is very short. As a human being, sooner or later, he will be born, grow old, get sick and die."

Hearing these words, Gu Mingze paused in his heart, as if he couldn't breathe.

Fang Muqing's words are for Shao Ming to hear, and also for Gu Mingze to hear.

At this time, Shen Shi also noticed that something was wrong with Gu Mingze, so he raised his hand and patted Gu Mingze's hand under the table to show comfort.

After feeling Shen Shi's existence, Gu Mingze felt much more at ease.

Shen Shi said: "If you really like it, you don't care about how long it lasts."

Gu Mingze said: "But it can be avoided, so naturally I should avoid it. When Shen Shi arranged a blind date for Changhua before, I saw many good girls. You can ask Shen Shi to recommend them to you."

After hearing this, Shao Ming used this as a diversion from the topic just now, and said to Shen Shi: "Brother, you have so many resources in your hand, but you don't introduce a few to me, it's not interesting!"

Shen Shi said: "You are such a gambler, I dare not push other girls to play in the fire pit!"

"What do you mean, why can't you see the advantages of me, and just focus on this shortcoming." Shao Ming said, then turned to look at Shen Changhua, "Didn't you see a suitable one before you went on a blind date?"

When Shen Changhua was asked this question, he felt a little embarrassed, then hesitated, and said, "I might, probably also like men..."

When Shao Ming heard this answer, he froze obviously, then frowned and looked at Shen Changhua, then at Shen Shi.

He felt that such a good child as Shen Changhua was spoiled by Shen Shi just like that.

"Shen Changhua, you should stay away from your second uncle, you will fail to learn from him..." Shao Ming tried to change Shen Changhua's mind, "What a girl, gentle and cute... You stretch out your hand and feel like a man Absolutely different..."

Shen Changhua was a little embarrassed by Shao Ming, his face was slightly hot, and he lowered his head, not knowing how to answer.

Seeing this, Shen Shi gave Shao Ming a blank look, and said in a cold voice, "Can't you keep your mouth shut after eating?"

Seeing that Shen Shi was a little dissatisfied, Shao Ming also resolutely shut up, covering his chattering mouth with food.

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