The modern life of the waste wood emperor

In the end, Shen Shi still didn't chop off Fang Muqing's hand frantically.

And Fang Muqing and Gu Mingze had no choice but to continue to spend the night bound like this.As for taking a bath, Shen Shi would naturally not agree with Gu Mingze and Fang Muqing going together, so in the end, Gu Mingze and Shen Shi went into the bathroom together, while Fang Muqing stood outside by the door, and Gu Mingze and the others had only one door. separated.

Gu Mingze's hands were handcuffed, so naturally he couldn't take a bath by himself, so Shen Shilai did it for him.

Gu Mingze and Shen Shi were taking a bath in the bathroom, and when they were honest with each other, they naturally couldn't do without whispers. Fang Muqing stood at the door, although she couldn't see and couldn't hear clearly, she was still fed a mouthful of dog food.

While feeling obscene, he also felt that among the three of them, he was the most pitiful.

During Gu Mingze's bath time, Fang Muqing felt extremely tormented. Finally, when Gu Mingze came out of the bath, everyone found another serious problem.

How to wear a shirt?

The hands of the two are handcuffed together, so it doesn't matter if they wear pants, but how do they put on their tops?

When taking off his clothes to take a bath, Shen Shi just cut off the sleeves and then took them off, but it was easy to take off, but not so easy to put on.

Gu Mingze could only come out with his upper body bare and wrapped in a bath towel.

Seeing Gu Mingze's attire, Fang Muqing felt a little disgusted, and said, "Can't you dress well before you come out?"

After hearing this, Gu Mingze looked at the mentally retarded expression on his face, shook the handcuffed hands of the two of them, and said, "You tell me, how do I get dressed when we look like this?"

After being reminded by Gu Mingze, Fang Muqing realized this problem.

Gu Mingze complained: "It's all about you. Now that you've made it like this, I don't know if they can find the key tomorrow morning. If they can't find it..." He will be naked from the upper body all the time!

Thinking of this, Gu Mingze felt that life was bleak, what and what was it all about!

At this time, Shen Shi also changed his clothes, walked out of the bathroom, and said, "The nightclub is in ruins now, and the keys are so small. It will take a long time to clean them up. I don't think I can find the keys for a while. .”

Shen Shi said, his eyes fell on Fang Muqing's arm again, "It's better to cut it off."

After Fang Muqing heard this, she immediately became vigilant and said, "How could you cut off my hand for such a trivial matter as wearing clothes!"

Shen Shi didn't take it seriously after hearing this, and retorted: "Not wearing clothes is not a trivial matter."

After hearing this, Gu Mingze nodded in agreement, "Sleeping with your upper body naked for a night can be forced, but after dawn, it's a bit inappropriate to keep your upper body naked. I always want to meet people."

"But you can't cut off my hand just because of this!" Fang Muqing was scared and helpless, after all, he felt that Shen Shi could do such a thing, so he had to compromise and said: "I have a way to help you!" wear clothes."

Gu Mingze looked at him, hesitantly said: "Could it be the way to cut off my hand?" Gu Mingze is really scared by their strange abilities now, and he has a bit of sequelae.

"No. Yours is broken and can't be connected." After Fang Muqing finished speaking, he looked at Shen Shi at the side and ordered: "Go find a piece of his clothes."

Shen Shiwen said, "I don't like the tone of your speech very much." As he spoke, he stood there, motionless.

People had to bow their heads under the eaves, so Fang Muqing had no choice but to slow down her tone, and said again: "Can you bring a piece of Gu Mingze's clothes, please?"

This time, Shen Shicai stepped forward reluctantly, and took a piece of Gu Mingze's clothes from the closet.

"Take off the sutures on the right sleeve and the waist." Fang Muqing said.

After hearing this request, Shen Shi understood that Fang Muqing planned to take apart one side of the clothes first, let Gu Mingze put them on, and then sew up the seams.

After Shen Shi understood Fang Muqing's plan, he didn't take off the clothes directly, but looked at Fang Muqing and said, "Can you sew?"

Fang Muqing said: "Barely can."

"It's quite a useful skill." Shen Shi commented with a somewhat teasing tone, then turned around and took out Gu Mingze's pajamas, and then said while tearing off the clothes with his bare hands: "Since you can sew it on, Then wear pajamas at night and change shirts tomorrow, otherwise he will not feel comfortable sleeping in shirts."

Fang Muqing heard it, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "I think you just want to cause me more trouble!"

Shen Shi replied frankly: "It's just incidental to cause trouble for you, the main thing is to feel sorry for my baby."

In front of outsiders, Gu Mingze was extremely ashamed by Shen Shi's mouthful of treasures.

Shen Shi didn't care, and continued to provoke Fang Muqing, saying: "Besides, you first troubled us to make it like this. It's not too much for me to ask you to sew more clothes."

Fang Mu felt wronged, so he simply shut up, turned his head, and let Shen Shi conveniently put Gu Mingze's unraveled pajamas on his body.

After Shen Shiban and Gu Mingze put on his pajamas, he said admiringly to the other party: "Okay, hurry up and sew the sleeves."

Fang Muqing turned her head, gave Gu Mingze a blank look, and said to Shen Shi angrily, "You got me a roll of thread!"

Shen Shi was a little displeased when he heard this, and said, "Can't you use the lines you usually use to control people?"

"You asked me to use that to sew clothes?" Fang Muqing felt that Shen Shi was just mentally ill.

Although Gu Mingze didn't understand what they were saying about Fang Muqing's line of controlling people, he also felt that using that kind of thing was a bit overkill.So he opened his mouth and said to the unhappy Shen Shi: "There is a cable in the small cabinet in the laundry room downstairs, go and get a roll."

Hearing that Gu Mingze had spoken, Shen Shi stopped arguing with Fang Muqing, looked at Fang Muqing and asked, "Do you need a needle?"

"No!" Fang Muqing replied with certainty.

Hearing this, Shen Shi nodded, then asked Gu Mingze to wait for a while, and went out to find the line by himself.

After Shen Shi left, only Fang Muqing, who was pissed off by Shen Shi, and Gu Mingze, who felt a little embarrassed, were left in the room.

The two were silent for a while, Gu Mingze hesitated, and said, "Do you want to take a bath later?"

Fang Muqing glanced at Gu Mingze and said, "No washing."

"Are you feeling embarrassed?" Gu Mingze asked tentatively.

Fang Muqing glanced at Gu Mingze, and said arrogantly, "I'm not used to using other people's bathrooms."

"That is to say, you actually wanted to take a bath, but you are sorry." Gu Mingze said with certainty, and was a little speechless about Fang Muqing's arrogant character, "It's okay, I will be the same as you just now, standing Waiting for you outside. Just wear mine when you change your clothes, I still have a few brand new ones for you to wear. "

"No, I'll ask my family to bring it over." As soon as Fang Muqing finished speaking, Shen Shi walked in with a roll of thread, and threw it to Fang Muqing.

After Fang Muqing caught the thread roll, he found the end of the thread and sandwiched it between the direct index finger and middle finger. Then the thread seemed to be alive. Without a needle, it could penetrate the fabric and sew up the torn clothes up.

Soon, the pajamas on Gu Mingze's body were stitched back together, and Gu Mingze looked curious and surprised.

But Shen Shi was a little disgusted, and commented: "Fang Muqing, your stitches are really ugly."

After hearing this, Fang Muqing said angrily, "I'm not a sewing machine, so it's great to be able to do this."

At this time, the sound of ringing the doorbell rang outside the door.

Fang Muqing said: "It should be the clothes for me."

Shen Shi clicked his tongue, seemed a little impatient, but turned around and went downstairs to help Fang Muqing get his clothes.

After getting the clothes, Fang Muqing went into the bathroom, but when Fang Muqing was about to close the door, Gu Mingze stopped her with his hand.

Gu Mingze said, "How do you take a bath with one hand? Do you need help?"

Fang Muqing looked at him, frowned slightly, and said, "Who will help me?"

Gu Mingze glanced at Shen Shi who was standing beside him.

Seeing this, Shen Shi and Fang Muqing said in unison: "Definitely not!"

It seems that both of them dislike each other.

Gu Mingze was a little helpless, "But you can't take a bath like this!" Gu Mingze said, and then remembered that Shen Shi said that he was good at manipulating water, so he looked at Shen Shi and said, "Shen Shi, can you be like the one on TV?" Same, bathe people directly with spells?"

Hearing this, Shen Shi understood that Gu Mingze wanted him to clean Fang Muqing directly with spells, which would indeed save a lot of trouble and embarrassment.However, Shen Shi shook his head and said: "Yes, but not."

"why?"

Hearing Gu Mingze's question, before Shen Shi opened his mouth, Fang Muqing answered for him: "Because it's not worth consuming mana for such a trivial matter as taking a bath."

Gu Mingze was still a little puzzled, and looked at Fang Muqing.

Fang Muqing continued to explain: "Even if it is a demon, using mana unrestrainedly will lead to exhaustion of spiritual power, and it can't be used casually like TV. So don't use it unless necessary. If you can, Shen Shi just now It will be used directly on you, and it will not be used on me."

After listening to Fang Muqing's explanation, Gu Mingze finally understood.

At this time Shen Shi said, "I do have enough spiritual power, but for him, I am not willing."

Fang Muqing listened, snorted coldly, and said, "I don't even bother to ask you to help!" As he spoke, he raised his other hand to manipulate the wire, then picked up the shower in the bathroom, hung it In the air, he swayed in front of Gu Mingze, and said to Gu Mingze: "Little thing, watch me, I can handle it myself, I don't need anyone's help."

Seeing this, Gu Mingze didn't bother about the other party calling himself a "little thing", but nodded obediently, and said, "That's good."

Afterwards, Gu Mingze closed the door for Fang Muqing.

After closing the bathroom door, Gu Mingze looked at Shen Shi who was at the side.

Seeing this, Shen Shi asked with a smile, "Are you thirsty, do you want me to pour you a glass of water?" After he finished speaking, he was about to turn around and pour water for Gu Mingze.

Seeing this, Gu Mingze pulled Shen Shi with the other hand, and said, "Fang Muqing said that using magic will consume spiritual power. You are in a nightclub today, stopping all falling rocks, did you consume a lot?"

"It saved a lot of people." Shen Shi looked at Gu Mingze, smiled, then raised his hand to touch Gu Mingze's face, and said, "Don't worry, I still have some sense of proportion."

After hearing this, Gu Mingze sighed and didn't ask any more questions.

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