Rebirth Meow Life Counterattack

Gu Xiaoke squatted on the ground stiffly and innocently looked at the male god opposite with his big watery eyes.In fact, my heart is already boiling.

Did he see the horse?Why is the male god here? !

Gu Xiaoke glanced at the big brother cat who was squatting upright on the ground with the look of admitting his mistakes and listening to the teacher with his cat-killing eyes, and quickly communicated with the big brother with mental strength.

"What's going on, why is my male god here."

"I don't know, he was here when I came out, and you still said, couldn't you detect the outside of the space? How could you be caught on the spot?"

"..." Would he say that it was because nothing happened after entering the space for five months, and he forgot to check the situation outside?It's just that I ran into the male god after being lazy a few times. Is it true that Meow is destined for the male god?

"Brother, the opponent's aura is too strong, I'd better go and find my shit shoveler, take care of yourself as a meow!", there is no way the eyes of the shit shoveler who froze the cat to death last time, but Brother Cat The memory is still fresh, it seems that the shit shoveler will not do anything to his younger brother, just like his own shit shoveler, no matter what trouble he makes, he will not get angry, at most. . .Just being spanked, my brother would be embarrassed if he was around, so Big Brother Mao glanced at his brother who stopped talking, and ran away without any pressure.

Sure enough, the belly is black, if the stupid and cute big brother Mao used to be, he would definitely do something for the younger brother, Gu Xiaoke thought angrily.

Lu Zhilin looked blackly at Ermeow, who was obviously out of shape, shouldn't it be in a state of tension now? What's going on now? In fact, Lu Zhilin didn't know, and Gu Xiaoke didn't expect that he would feel lucky at this moment, as if he had finally waited for this moment A sense of relief, he doesn't want to deceive the male god, especially after discovering his heart.

"Come with me, I think maybe we need to have a good talk." Before walking out of the room, Lu Zhilin said something that should not be said to a cat, but Lu Zhilin just felt that Er Miao could understand,

Sure enough, it followed.

Gu Xiaoke walked behind, and did not see Lu Zhilin's slightly raised mouth.

In Lu Zhilin's room, one person and one cat stared at each other for a long time. Seeing the male god's doting eyes with a dark belly, Gu Xiaoke felt that the hair on his back must have exploded. Although he knew that the male god would not hurt him, why? It always feels bad. "Meow meow meow~" Male god, can we be normal?You are like this, meow is very scared, is meow going to tell you that meow was reborn from the end of the world?My lord, you are sure you will not send Meow to the research institute to slice Man, but Meow knows that one of your younger brothers works in the research institute.

Accustomed to the male god's gentle treatment, he even forgot the original male god's cold temper. Now that this cruelty is added to him, Gu Xiaoke instantly feels that the road to chasing his wife is so bumpy.Ermeow, are you sure you are chasing your wife?

Endless silence seemed to sweep the whole world, Lu Zhilin looked at Er Miao who didn't intend to express anything in front of him, squinted the corners of his eyes, it seemed that a little more pressure was needed, he hugged Er Miao to his eyes and said leisurely : "Er Miao, you may not know that every room in my house has been set up with miniature cameras."

"Meow!!" Where's Meow's *? !Gu Xiaoke's hair exploded in an instant, and he patted Lu Zhilin's mouth with a paw pad. Thinking that he might have been discovered by the male god, he was still complacent and felt that he was hiding well. Maybe the male god was still secretly laughing at him. Gu Xiaoke felt that the whole cat It's all bad.

But the imposing manner of provoking the teacher and asking the crimes that had just arisen suddenly collapsed when he raised his head to meet Lu Zhilin's eyes, and the paw pads that were patted on the male god's lips were also withdrawn tremblingly.

Those pitch-black eyes that reflected his shadow were like a cold pool in winter, making Gu Xiaoke's heart tremble coldly, the male god had never looked at him with such eyes.Such a strange male god made Gu Xiaoke feel at a loss. After experiencing the apocalypse, he became A Piao and stared at him alone for five years, and then turned into a cat inexplicably. He accepted it, but now he suddenly felt aggrieved, like a flood that had accumulated for a long time suddenly burst its embankment, and people were caught off guard. At this moment, Gu Xiaoke suddenly had the idea of ​​willful confession.

"Meow~~" God, you are too much~~

"Meow~~" It's not that Meow wants to become a cat, Meow is also a victim, okay~~

"Meow meow meow~~" Meow is obviously not wrong, why are you so fierce~~

"..." Hearing a series of extremely aggrieved soft meows, Lu Zhilin realized that he had overlooked one of the most important issues - the racial and language gap cannot be bridged.

Seeing that the second meow is getting more and more pitiful, and the big watery eyes are really about to ooze water, Lu Zhilin feels that the person being watched by these eyes must be a heinous person, and now the heinous person is himself, singing coldly Not going any further, Lu Zhilin quickly stretched out his hand to hug Er Miao in his arms, comfortingly stroked the cat's head and showed a faint smile, looked into its eyes and said word by word: "Okay, okay, don't Sad, no matter what secrets you have, I just need to know that you are my second cat. As for your secrets, I think I will know when you want me to know."

Gu Xiaoke only felt that he was bewitched by the spring breeze-like smile of the male god just now, and instantly put his grievances behind him, a word from the male god made Gu Xiaoke make a decision.

What is Gu Xiaomao best at?Climb along the pole of course!So under Lu Zhilin's surprised gaze, Er Miao first obediently rubbed his face, and then kissed his lips resoundingly "baji". "Meow~~" o(n_n)o~~ I don't know why I suddenly remembered the picture of Er Miao bleeding nose at his naked body in the video, Lu Zhilin said that he didn't know what to say, if he remembered That's right, Ermeow is a male, right?Or is this just cats' way of showing affection?

Gu Xiaoke didn't care about the male god's entanglement, the first rule of chasing a wife: you must eat tofu anytime and anywhere, so that the other party gets used to being close to you.Gu Xiaoke is very strict when it comes to whether he can embrace the male god.Although he was very reluctant, but thinking of his decision just now, he still broke free from the embrace of the male god and ran out.

Lu Zhilin looked at the empty embrace, and didn't understand what Er Meow was going to do. Could it be that the little guy is still shy?

When he saw Er Miao running towards him with his laptop flying beside him, yes, it was "flying", Lu Zhilin expressed that he was already numb, and watched Er Miao skillfully turn on the computer and create a new one. Notepad, two front paws slapped a line of words: "Actually, I have a name, Gu Xiaoke. Not Ermao."

"..."

Yes, until now, Gu Xiaoke still can't let go of the fact that the male god is named and abolished.

Seeing that the male god was silent, Gu Xiaoke felt that the male god should realize his mistake, so he looked at the computer screen and continued to type. The two paw pads were too slow to type, so Gu Xiaoke simply released his mental power and divided it into ten shares. This is much more convenient. up.

"Nine months later, the end of the world will come. When the weather changes suddenly, zombies will be everywhere. If anyone is caught or bitten, they will also become zombies. Later, animals and plants will also turn into corpses, just like Resident Evil. as played in the movie."

Lu Zhilin originally thought that even if Er Miao said that the cats would lurk among humans and try to take over the earth, he would probably believe it, but the zombies in the last days are too unbelievable. It seems that Er Miao can’t be allowed to watch those messy movies with Lin Zixuan in the future , It simply affects the formation of the cat's outlook on life and values.

When Gu Xiaoke saw that the male god clearly didn't believe him, Meow's heart broke a little, and he simply swung the male god into the space with a wave of the cat's claw.

Lu Zhilin found that he came to a strange place suddenly, his pupils constricted for a moment, but his face didn't show it: "This is where you usually come? Is this where the fruits are also obtained?"

"Meow~" That's right, the jealousy in Gu Xiaoke's big shining eyes can hardly be contained, and his small, energetic appearance looks like a proud peacock.Then I was annoyed to find that the computer was not brought in, right!I can use my mental power to talk to my elder brother, why can't I talk to the male god?Anyway, as long as the male god can hear it, he doesn't need to use his mental power to tell himself!After figuring this out, Gu Xiaomao was delighted, and at the same time, he was sure of one thing, becoming a cat or something would lower his intelligence level.

"God, come with me." Saying that, Gu Xiaoke ran towards Lingquan.

"You can talk?" Er Miao's ability to talk seemed to attract Lu Zhilin more than space.

"I just learned it, let's not talk about this, male god, take off your clothes."

"..." Although I have undressed countless times in front of Ermao, it is still weird to be directed by a cat to take off my clothes in front of a talking cat.

Gu Xiaoke blushed as he recollected what he said just now, as if it was a little dreamy, and concealedly controlled the jade cup filled with spiritual spring water to fly to Lu Zhilin's hand: "God, drink this."

God?Didn't I ignore Er Meow's neglect of me, did my fans spread to meow stars?Knowing that Er Miao is his fan seems to make him more happy than winning the Best Actor trophy for the first time, Lu Zhilin narrowed his eyes and glanced at Er Miao thoughtfully, and took the jade cup and drank it without any hesitation.Seeing that the male god trusted him so much, Gu Xiaoke felt warm in his heart.

Then Lu Zhilin suddenly felt stomach cramps, and there was a slight pain as if the cells in his whole body were being washed and reorganized bit by bit.

"Maybe there will be a little discomfort. I have given you the spirit spring water a long time ago. You should have gotten used to it." Gu Xiaoke saw the frown of the male god and said with some doubts, and finally said that it was a bit like It's talking to itself.

Hearing Er Meow's words, Lu Zhilin couldn't help showing a faint smile. What could be more touching than someone secretly thinking about you without you knowing it?

After the pain passed, Lu Zhilin looked at the smelly black jelly on his body with disgust, and understood Er Miao's intention to take off his clothes just now.

Gu Xiaoke also looked at the male god's rare embarrassment full of wickedness, and when he saw that he was almost there, he raised his paw and pointed to the "big bath" below: "Hurry up and wash in it!"

As a person with a slight obsession with cleanliness, Lu Zhilin couldn't bear his body for a long time, and he was not polite when he heard Er Miao's words. He took off his clothes and jumped into the spring to find that the black object disintegrated and disappeared automatically after encountering the spring water. This spring water Sure enough, it is not a common thing.

Gu Xiaoke saw the male god lying on his back by the spring enjoying himself, and slowly talked about his hard way to become a cat.

After listening to Er Miao finished speaking, Lu Zhilin stretched out his hand to signal him to come down, hugged the cat that entered the water in his arms, and then said leisurely: "That means you had a stepfather named Tang Wenzhe in city b before? Do you know that Gu Xiaoke still exists now?"

Like thunder, I never thought that since I was reborn as a cat from the future, what about my original self?If the previous self still exists, what is the present self?Thinking of these, Gu Xiaoke felt inexplicably irritable.

"Don't worry, no matter what, you are still my second cat. By the way, can you still become a human?" Lu Zhilin saw his second cat's irritability and hurriedly changed the subject to attract the second cat's attention.

"Of course I can! I practice very hard, okay?"

"Then are you sure you can walk upright after becoming a human, huh?"

The magnetic nasal voice with a slight upturn is simply a cheating tool to tease the cat's heart. Gu Xiaoke's body went numb, and he pretended to be strong and raised his front paws to his chest and walked on Lu Zhilin's legs with two hind paws: "Look If not, even if it doesn't change into an adult, Meow will still walk upright." The proud little paw took a step, then lost its balance and fell into the water.

Lu Zhilin quickly pulled Er Miao into his arms: "Okay, I know you are amazing, who else knows about space, don't be so stupid and casually tell others, no, don't tell anyone! Do you hear me?"

"I know, I'm not stupid, the male god is not just a random person"

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One person and one cat discussed the matter of collecting materials again. Finally, Gu Xiaoke brought Lu Zhilin the exercises that his soul state was cultivated in the previous life from the bamboo house and asked him to put them on his forehead to concentrate. Sure enough, the golden light flashed, and the exercises were integrated In Lu Zhilin's mind, with the male god's IQ, he doesn't have to worry at all.

There are still more than 9 months in the end of the world. Don't be in a hurry. You need to think long-term. Let's go out first. I have spent a lot of time in the space. It is not good to be discovered. It's better to be careful about the existence of Guards, and I must never let Er Miao social insurance.