The Rebirth of Liu Erwa

Liu Erwa stuck her head out from under the quilt, and said a little dejectedly: "Huahua, do you know that the person who kicked me away last time recruited a life assistant! With a look of contempt for me, it must be impossible!"

Hua Zhao frowned, he didn't know that the friend uncle mentioned was Bai Yusheng.He had never heard from his uncle that he had any special friendship with Bai Yusheng, even if there was, Bai Yusheng would not record Xiaobai just because of these.Then why did my uncle let me tell Xiaobai?For a moment, Hua Zhao couldn't quite figure it out. If it was Bai Yusheng, he didn't want Xiaobai to be his life assistant. He heard that Bai Yusheng seemed a little abnormal, although he didn't know the details.

Hua Zhao comforted Erwa and said, "Xiaobai, don't be depressed. I heard that Bai Yusheng has a bad temper, and you will suffer if you go to be his life assistant. Next time I will find a better opportunity."

Liu Erwa nodded lazily, remembered something, and said, "Huahua, I seem to have seen Chen Mu there."

Hua Zhao stretched out her hand and touched Liu Erwa's head, thinking that the round, fluffy melon seeds on her head felt so good every time she touched it, "It's not surprising, Chen Mu is the son of Bai Yusheng's stepmother's elder brother, isn't it? As you think, he is also applying for a life assistant."

Liu Erwa sighed for a long time, "Oh, it really is tall, rich and handsome. However, the relationship is so complicated. Huahua, I'm so tired, let's sleep for a while." Mao Tuan nestled in his arms and fell asleep early, Liu Erwa The baby touched it a few times and fell asleep after a while.It's really tiring.

Huazhao is the most homely in the whole dormitory, but he doesn't love the bed.He lived in the capital with his uncle when he was about seven years old. Except for attending classes, eating and going home, he almost stayed in the dormitory.

However, Huazhao is no ordinary otaku.Well, he is a very nerdy otaku.

Of course, this is not what I want to say.Hua Zhao has a slight obsession with cleanliness. He has stayed in the dormitory for so long, so he naturally has high requirements for the environmental hygiene of the dormitory.He will keep the dormitory neat and tidy, except that he will not touch other people's beds and desks, as long as he sees any untidy and unclean places, he will clean up all other places.

Huazhao got used to it when she lived at her uncle's house when she was a child.

At that time, his parents had just passed away, and he was picked up by his uncle, but before that, he had only seen this uncle occasionally.At that time, he felt so sad that his heart turned into a stone, heavy and stuffy.

Even so, he already has the self-consciousness of being dependent on others, and he can no longer act coquettishly and shamelessly like a child.He tidied up the house like a little grown-up.Because his uncle never likes to do these things, the house is full of hourly workers to clean regularly.He thought that if he had done part-time work, it would have paid off the cost of board and lodging.He didn't know that at first, being so young would only make the house worse and worse, and his uncle had to take care of his sensitive self-esteem, pretending that he was very sensible and he was very pleased.

However, later on, Huazhao became more and more efficient in doing housework. From the study, bedroom, kitchen, and bathroom, he took care of everything spotlessly, and he became a little housekeeper for his uncle.

A week passed like this without any pain, until one evening, Liu Erwa and Hua Zhao sat on the bench in the small garden of the school, blowing the gentle evening breeze, watching the sunset and the brilliant peach blossoms, forming a pile Waste this great time extravagantly.Huazhao only came out in the evening when the weather was good every day, and returned to the dormitory until the sun completely set.

At that time, the peach blossoms in the garden were in full bloom, and when the evening wind blew, the fine petals fell to the ground, and some of them stuck to the face and lips.The best time is to do nothing.

Standing there, passing by classmates who were in a hurry to study last night, and couples who were talking about each other in the garden, sometimes, I would still see a few iconic scenes on the campus.

For example, a male philosophy teacher with shoulder-length hair, squatting by the bushes to tease cats and dogs in the grass, and carrying the same schoolbag, wearing the same glasses, walking across the campus in the same posture every day , the strange senior who rushed to record every class, and a fat and calm cat with a yellow tabby, lying there lazily.

This cat is raised by the gatekeeper of the study room, and this uncle is also a strange person.Not to mention good handwriting, my favorite thing to do is to post my own letter to classmates on the bulletin board in the study room building, often writing about how to be a college student with public morality.

Recently, many new puppies have been born in the school, they are still like milk dogs, they are chubby, they walk very staggeringly, and they are cute and naive. They often attract a large number of girls to watch, and then a large number of boys who watch the girls.Of course, there must be boys watching the little milk dog.

Liu Erwa often sees a lot of ham sausages and a whole Orleans chicken leg baked in the cafeteria in Dagou's lunch box.Every time at this time, Erwa sighed in particular, thinking that if he wanted to eat chicken legs, he would have to take a lot of courage, but those wild dogs in the school were chubby because of the oily taste of those chicken legs.

However, his favorite is the roast leg of lamb in the halal cafeteria.It is often roasted until the outside is charred and the inside is tender, and there are cumin and seasonings. Unfortunately, the price is twice that of chicken legs, so you can eat less.

Just as Liu Erwa was thinking about the chicken legs and lamb legs in the cafeteria, she only heard the phone ringing suddenly, the rhythm of the brainwashing divine comedy.

Hua Zhao on the side couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Liu Erwa's taste.In fact, Liu Erwa didn't pay attention to these because of her big heart.It's just that when she came home from vacation, Liu Erwa's mother liked those divine comedies, especially the love business.In fact, Liu Erwa is also very speechless, his mother is actually very gentle and kind in his impression.

Liu Erwa saw that his mother liked it, so she put a lot of it in her phone, and she just made do if she couldn't find a suitable ringtone.

There was a cold, slightly textured voice on the phone, "Hello! I'm Bai Yusheng's assistant, Han Mingyu. Are you Liu Bai's classmate?"

Every word of these words sounds very polite, but the tone clearly expresses the meaning that I am indifferent and do not get close to strangers.

Of course, Liu Erwa, who is too nervous, can't notice this. What he cares about is that this is an unfamiliar number. No matter if the interview is recorded, there will probably be news in the past few days.Thinking of this, Liu Erwa was a little excited.He said cheerfully, "Yes, yes, I am Liu Bai."

"Congratulations, you have been accepted as Hanyu's life assistant. Originally, I don't need to inform you about this trivial matter, but there are some precautions that need to be discussed with you in advance."

Liu Erwa was so happy when she heard it, it meant that he could make money and see beauties.Although this person's superior tone made him feel a little uncomfortable, but he was also a senior and his boss, so there was nothing he could do about it.

"As Hanyu's life assistant, don't look at what you shouldn't, don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to, don't say what you shouldn't say. Do you understand?"

Liu Erwa thought, is this the three principles of Confucius, don't see anything wrong, don't listen anything wrong, and don't speak anything wrong?Liu Erwa nodded vigorously. Although he didn't like to read books before his rebirth, he still understood this.

Han Mingyu didn't get an answer, so he asked again impatiently. Liu Erwa nodded suddenly, because people couldn't see it, and immediately replied, "Understood."

A slightly satisfied voice came from the opposite side, "Very good. Is there anything else you want to ask?"

Liu Erwa hesitated and hesitated, a little embarrassed, but this was his ultimate goal, so he asked boldly, "I want to ask, how is the salary calculated?"

"Because you are only a temporary worker, and you are charged by the hour, [-] per hour, and nothing else is included."

Liu Erwa was overjoyed when she heard that, thinking that he was lucky enough to find part-time jobs at McDonald's and KFC, and it only cost about ten yuan an hour.He has to ask Hua Zhao to go to the halal cafeteria to eat a big leg of lamb and give a thank you.

"Bring your ID card and student ID card and come to the company tomorrow."

After finishing talking, the other party hung up the phone. Before hanging up, Liu Erwa heard the other party mutter, "Such a bad boy, I don't know why Hanyu has his eyes on him, so I have to choose him."

Han Mingyu didn't know, he would sigh more in the future.

The author has something to say: "Different Beautiful Men" is simply too weird! ! !But I think the NIU in it is so cute, it looks like Wu Qingfeng. . .I am so kind. . .