The happy daily life of routine sea king

When he woke up, Ling Yugui was already lying in the hospital, with a familiar bald head in front of him.

That end is so bright that it seems to reflect light, and there is a cyan pattern on the left that doesn't make sense.

Who is it if it's not my friend Xue Yao?

"distant?"

Ling Yugui reflexively called out the usual address for his friends, startled by his hoarse voice.

The patient lying in the next bed let out a muffled laugh.

Probably because Xue Yao was not easy to mess with, he didn't dare to laugh too recklessly.

Xue Yao rushed to the bed nervously: "Are you okay?"

His complexion was blue, and the dark circles under his eyes were very obvious. He didn't know how long he had been guarding.

Although Ling Yugui didn't look in the mirror, Xue Yao's complexion was probably not much better than his.

"Don't worry, I'm fine."

Xue Yao breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down on the wooden bench beside the bed: "It's fine, don't go alone next time where no one is around."

"By the way," Ling Yugui looked around, "Did you see a homeless man?"

"What tramp?"

"Luckily, a homeless man saved me yesterday..." Ling Yugui briefly talked about the situation last night, paused, and then said, "I think we can sign him as an anchor."

Xue Yao touched the top of his head: "If you are really tall and handsome, you can consider it."

He is not as good-looking as Ling Yugui, but he is much stronger.

At the age of only 21, he gained millions of fans with his funny jokes, and even opened a small company called Yuanyuan Culture, with assistants and two or three small anchors under him, so he can be regarded as an entrepreneur.

What surprised Ling Yugui the most was that Xue Yao directly recruited him to be a partner of the company after knowing that he couldn't find a job.

Having said that, he is one year older than Xue Yao, but he is often the one who is taken care of no matter in life or career.

In order to be worthy of this friendship, he has invested a lot of enthusiasm in the profession of anchor, otherwise he would not have thought about taking homeless people under his command.

Judging by Xue Yao's expression, he obviously thinks this proposal is good.

"Okay, I'll let my assistant pay attention, by the way," Xue Yao frowned again after saying this, "There is one more thing, your account has been blocked."

Ling Yugui was taken aback, and immediately realized that because of yesterday's incident, violence is strictly prohibited during the live broadcast on the platform.

He dumbfoundedly checked the phone on the bedside.

The screen of the mobile phone has been shattered beyond recognition, but it can still be operated.

Sure enough, the backstage received an official reminder that the entire account was temporarily frozen. Ling Yugui looked at the income that hadn't been withdrawn last night with distress.

There are several thousand yuan, which greatly exceeds the usual income of dozens of yuan.

The final result hasn't come out yet. I'm not sure whether it's a temporary title or a permanent title. Ling Yugui appealed without hesitation. He is the victim, so why should he be punished instead!

It has been a few days since Ling Yugui walked on the street again, his body is fine, but the bruising on his face is a bit scary.

The account appeal did not come to fruition, and he became a vagrant again.

Anyway, with nothing to do, he started looking for the homeless man on the street.

After wandering around the residence for a few times, Ling Yugui left with sore feet and still couldn't find the person he was looking for. He rubbed his growling stomach and decided to find something to eat first.

Just outside this street is the famous snack street, fried rice is cheap and big.

A little tired from walking, Ling Yugui's eyes fell on the shared bicycle next to him, but when he thought of the little savings left and the account number that he didn't know if he could get it back, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​riding a bicycle.

Turning the corner of the street, more than a dozen people gathered around, watching something lively.

Ling Yugui couldn't help but leaned over curiously, and saw two men and a woman standing in front of the big green trash can.

They all wore red armbands with the social worker logo on them, and they were talking to an unkempt man.

As if blessed to his heart, Ling Yugui involuntarily squeezed to the front, seeing the faces of several people clearly.

Isn't that man with messy hair like weeds the homeless man who can't be found these days? !

Their conversation also reached Ling Yugui's ears.

"Sir, you can go to the rescue station with us. The condition of the rescue station is very good now, which is different from before."

"If you don't want to go home, we can also help you find a job or do skills training."

It turned out that several social workers were trying to persuade the man to go to the aid station.

An old man who was watching the excitement beside him said, "Recently, it seems that someone reported that there are homeless people here. They are worried about the safety of children, and they are also unsightly."

Ling Yugui suddenly realized, judging by the appearance of these people, they were determined to take the man away.

This can't work, right now his live broadcast account doesn't know whether he can get it back, and finally found a potential cash cow, how can he miss it for nothing.

Ling Yugui made up his mind, and walked up with his voice open: "Cousin, cousin! Why are you here, hurry back with me, everyone has been looking for you for several days."

Several social workers turned their heads, and the older woman asked in substandard Mandarin, "Is he your cousin?"

"Yes, yes," Ling Yugui put on an anxious look, and pointed to his head, "Sister, to tell you the truth, my cousin has a problem with his brain. He came to the city to see a doctor these days, but he got lost. Yes, luckily I met you here."

The social workers looked at him suspiciously. This young man who appeared out of nowhere had an outstanding appearance, but his demeanor was a little frivolous, which seemed unreliable no matter what.

"Is what you said true? What's your cousin's name? Can he recognize you?"

"Oh, no matter how bad his brain is, his relatives can still recognize him. He usually knows when I call him..."

Ling Yugui slowed down his speech, how could he know who this person was.

The point is, I don't know if the other party is willing to cooperate with the story he made up.

Ling Yugui looked at the homeless man. After a distance, his face was dirty and he couldn't see the expression clearly.

In fact, it doesn't matter if he didn't respond, he just said he admitted the wrong person.

Ling Yugui felt that he had a good idea, glanced across the street, his eyes lit up, and he waved to the homeless man: "Xi Yi, Xi Yi, I'm your cousin, let's go home!"

He yelled a few times, but the homeless man didn't respond, and the social workers looked increasingly puzzled.

Ling Yugui smiled at them in embarrassment, and waited for a few more minutes, but the other party was still standing there, apparently ignoring them.

He was a little discouraged, and just about to say the excuse he had prepared, he saw the homeless man walking towards him suddenly.

The other party stood beside him silently, Ling Yugui was half surprised and half happy, and hurriedly said: "Look, I'm right, he just reacts slowly, I have to take him back quickly, his mother has been in a hurry these days , everyone is looking for enough."

Several social workers discussed in a low voice, recorded Ling Yugui's contact information and address, and let them leave.

After the social worker disappeared, the homeless man suddenly said, "Thank you."

Ling Yugui was stunned: "You don't seem to be willing to go to the aid station?"

"Too many people, noisy."

This reason is obviously prevarication. No matter how noisy the rescue station is, can it be noisier than the main road?

"By the way, how is your injury?"

The homeless man looked at his arm: "It's nothing."

Ling Yugui remembered his purpose, and tentatively said, "Why don't you come and hang out with me, I just need an assistant."

The other party looked at him expressionlessly.

Ling Yugui continued to persuade: "During this period of time, the city is welcoming civilized city inspections. If you continue to wander the streets, social workers will come to you."

"Go to my place to eat and live. No one bothers you. Do you want to think about it?"

The man suddenly showed a slight smile: "We only met once, you can rest assured that I will be your assistant?"

Ling Yuguixin said that it is enough for you to have face, but on the surface he pretended to say, "You are my savior, there is nothing to worry about, and it is reasonable to help you."

The smile on the man's face deepened: "Okay then."

Ling Yugui listened to his neutral tone, and felt like he had invited a gentleman home.

But after all the words have been said, he can't slap himself in the face: "That's it, my name is Ling Yugui, what about you?"

The man shrugged indifferently: "I don't remember, the name you said just now is pretty good, let's call it that."

"Xi Yi?" Ling Yugui asked incredulously, how could someone even forget their name.

So he came out to wander because of mental problems?Will that still work?

With this guess in his mind, Ling Yugui felt a little uneasy.

"That's right." The man didn't pay attention to his reaction, showing a satisfied expression, "How did you think of it?"

Ling Yu returned to his senses, and casually pointed to the street number: "Just now we were at No. 1."

"No. 42, Xiyang Road" was written impressively on the house number.

"I see."

With doubts, Ling Yugui took Xiyi back to the rental house.

Unexpectedly, the first challenge in recruiting assistants is how to clean people up.

As a young bachelor, he has no obsession with cleanliness, and he usually piles up a lot of socks and throws them away without washing them.

But the degree of dirt on Xiyi's body was too much for ordinary people to bear.

In the past, the two of them met in dimly lit places, but now they will go home and have a look, even Ling Yugui can't bear to look directly at them.

Xiyi's clothes and skin couldn't see her true color, her hair was knotted, and she exuded an indescribable smell.

If he closed his eyes and just smelled it through his nose, Ling Yugui would think that he was standing next to a large trash can full of it in a [-]-degree hot day, and even his body seemed to itch.

"Take off everything, just throw it on the ground." Ling Yugui threw him an old towel and directed, "Hurry up and wash in the bathroom!"

Xi Yi looked around unhurriedly, the decoration was limited to the rooms that could be lived in, and the end could be seen at a glance.

While taking off his clothes, he said, "Your place is not big, how do you live here?"

Ling Yugui was speechless, brother, you were sleeping outside on the street just now, it would be nice to have a free eaves to cover your head.

His movements were quick, and the rag-like clothes were thrown to the ground without hesitation. Only then did Ling Yugui realize that he was not wearing underwear.

It's okay for a homeless man with beautiful muscles to make people jealous, and the key parts that are exposed carelessly outside are also extremely strong.

Ling Yugui said he didn't notice, and drove them into the bathroom, and found clean clothes to put at the door, as for Xiyi's original clothes, he just packed them up and threw them away.

After all this was done, Ling Yugui could finally sit down and catch his breath. He drank a sip of water, and the picture he had just seen suddenly popped up in his mind.

It turned out to be so strong...

The next moment, Ling Yugui shook his head violently, what was he thinking!

The phone beeped, and Ling Yugui picked it up to see that there were several unread messages.

Seeing the sender, he lay back on the sofa without interest.

After dawdling for a few minutes, Ling Yugui opened the prestige conversation interface again.

Still have to reply...

The person who was looking for him was nicknamed Ni Dou, and her profile picture was also pink and tender, obviously she was a girl.