Arranged marriages

Was the incident directed by the photographer to happen again on the day of receiving the certificate? The photographer said to He Yiming: "You two should get closer together, don't go out of the frame, maybe the two of you should be shoulder to shoulder."

He Yiming was amused by the photographer's accent, and while approaching Wen Zhaofei a little bit, he talked to the photographer with a smile: "Are you from Beijing?"

The photographer also smiled: "You know all of this... Now this distance is very good, just don't move, and the other one of you will also smile."

He Yiming laughed until his shoulders trembled, rubbing back and forth on Wen Zhaofei's shoulder blades.Wen Zhaofei didn't understand where He Yiming's smile was, so he didn't smile from He Yiming's heart. He glanced at He Yiming who was smiling foolishly from the corner of his eye, thinking that he was like a familiar husky with a bad brain.

One click, and the wedding photo shoot is over.

He Yiming and Wen Zhaofei took the photos to go through the process, and then witnessed the process of steel seals hotly falling on the two red documents, and the contract about marriage was established in this way—although they really didn't want to admit it, at this moment, in the legal sense , Wen Zhaofei is his other half - this makes him feel amazing, if someone told him that Wen Zhaofei would marry him a month ago, he would definitely think that there was something wrong with this person's designation, and he would rush to curse him. alive.

When they walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, their parents were waiting at the door. After the elders "tasted" the two marriage certificates, Aunt Zhu asked the six of them to have dinner together.

Aunt Zhu said: "On such an auspicious day, it's fine if you don't invite other relatives. Let's have a meal together."

Wen Zhaofei and He Yiming looked at each other, and found that there was no reason to refuse, so the six of them took a taxi to dinner again during the afternoon rush hour.Just arrived at the restaurant, before He Yiming's butt landed on the chair in the restaurant, he suddenly received a phone call, and his colleague said anxiously: "The version server crashed suddenly, there is not enough manpower, Brother He, when are you coming back?"

He subconsciously glanced at Wen Zhaofei, and felt that it was not good for him to leave Wen Zhaofei here alone to deal with the four elders.And Wen Zhaofei was concentrating on studying the menu with both parents, and didn't find anything unusual here.It is true that work is the most important thing. He Yiming put a lot of effort into the game at hand, so he hesitated and agreed to sell the vacation in advance and go back to work overtime. He lowered his voice and said to his colleagues: "I will be back right away, within half an hour."

But before returning to the company, he needs to act with Wen Zhaofei for a while.

This is also written in the contract they signed.On Tuesday, they not only signed a pre-marital and post-marital property agreement with their lawyers, including that the pre-marital and post-marital properties are owned by each of them, and the expenses within the marriage can be shared equally or paid by one party separately, as well as a series of messy protections. legally binding document.

After signing these, they signed another verbal agreement that does not have legal effect, including but not limited to: the two need to show the state of husband and wife in front of their parents before the marriage contract contact, for a period of one year. The marriage was dissolved, and the two never interacted with each other until death.

Of course, the contract does not use the words "the two will live separately", which is roughly equivalent to "the two will not communicate with each other".

Wen Zhaofei was holding a pen at the time, and wrote a line in the appendix very seriously: "And here, don't disclose it to outsiders. You can hide that you are married, but you must never reveal that we are married without emotion, and it is not allowed to happen in marriage. escapades..."

Speaking of this, Wen Zhaofei paused for a moment, and didn't explain what deviant behavior was, but He Yiming understood, and he smiled mockingly: "Then don't worry, I'm not interested in you."

He Yiming considers himself bisexual and heterosexual, and his aesthetics for so many years have been gentle and intellectual Yujie, no matter what, there will be no aesthetic variation that suddenly turns to Wen Zhaofei.He is still very confident in himself.

Unexpectedly, Wen Zhaofei adjusted his glasses and said, "What I mean is, don't cuckold me, or I can hack you to death with a knife."

Because of Wen Zhaofei's movements, the white light reflected on the glasses also moved, looking very similar to the scene where the murderer in Conan was about to strike, it was so creepy, and He Yiming felt terrified.

Wen Zhaofei is really really too strong, he can't afford to suffer at all, it's not that he advocates letting Wen Zhaofei suffer, it's just that Wen Zhaofei's character can make people feel scared.

Of course, these are all prefaces, the most urgent thing is for him to properly express his request to work overtime to the five people present.

So He Yiming hung up the phone, then sat down, and put his arms around Wen Zhaofei's waist leisurely.He could feel that Wen Zhaofei stiffened in his arms for a moment, and then leaned against him actively.He Yiming turned his head and whispered in Wen Zhaofei's ear: "Fucking, I'm going back to work overtime! You will cover for me later, I'm going to run away!"

There was nothing ambiguous about the content, it was just that He Yiming was talking with a smile, and his breath curled up between his lips and Wen Zhaofei's auricle, as if there were a few ants racing on it.Ears have always been Wen Zhaofei's sensitive point. He Yiming's two words successfully made Wen Zhaofei tremble in his arms, and his ears turned red.

It has to be said that He Yiming acted quite well, and the elders present didn't think it was inappropriate, they just felt that the newlywed couple should be like this.And He Yiming was the active one, he didn't feel that this movement was too crooked, so naturally he wouldn't feel uncomfortable all over.Only Wen Zhaofei felt unwell.From He Yiming's perspective, he could see Wen Zhaofei's eyelashes trembling slightly, and his eyes were even a little flustered.

Wen Zhaofei took a deep breath and said in a low voice, "It's okay, just tell your parents, I'll just deal with it here."

He Yiming naturally believed that Wen Zhaofei could handle it well, so he hung up the phone and said bluntly: "Dad, Mom, my company is in a hurry and I have to go back now. Let Wen Zhaofei be with you, I'm leaving first."

On the contrary, Ms. Li said dissatisfiedly: "Why are you so busy, there are no rules at all, and your company will collapse if you leave after a meal?"

"Mom, I have nothing to eat myself." He Yiming felt wronged, "Why are you still scolding me?"

Wen Zhaofei smoothed things over for He Yiming: "Li...uh, Mom, there's nothing I can do about it. It's the same for me to stay with you for dinner for Yiming, but I have to go back to the company in the afternoon..."

Ms. Li's way of treating Wen Zhaofei was completely different again, she scolded: "Hey, don't protect him, I know you are busy." She glared at He Yiming, "But I don't believe there is no time for a meal! I don’t understand anything, and my in-laws are still here, how can he leave!”

"I'll ask Yiming to treat Mom to dinner alone next time." Wen Zhaofei gave He Yiming a wink to tell him to leave quickly, while comforting Ms. Li, "Mom, the honeydew lotus roots made in this shop are delicious, would you like to try it?"

After receiving the signal, He Yiming put oil on the soles of his feet and ran away on the spot. On the way, he was still feeling that Wen Zhaofei should go to the Shanghai Local Channel's "New and Old Mother" program as a mediator to mediate conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The pennant will be received in the future It is really a great merit to be able to hang the whole room.

At this time, He Yiming didn't know that his words had come true, and he worked until after ten o'clock in the evening before eating hot meals. The bugs were fixed, and the game wouldn't crash suddenly. Even when he got off work, there were no people on the street.He originally asked for a day off today, but Xiao Wang from the working group said to him very considerately: "Brother He, let's get off work first, and we'll work on the rest of the work. You're already off today, go back and rest first."

He Yiming was eager, but he had to be superficial, he said: "Then I'll give you some supper later, don't make it too late, you two girls have to be sent home later."

Xiao Wang pushes forward: "I want to eat crayfish!"

"Okay, okay." He Yiming put on his coat and smiled, "Then I'll go first."

His car has been parked in the company garage since he lived in Wen Zhaofei's house, and it is not convenient to use Wen Zhaofei's car all the time. He Yiming wants to simply drive the car to the temporary parking space in Wen Zhaofei's community.Just as he got into the driver's seat, his phone rang suddenly.

In the dark and quiet environment of the underground garage, he heard Wen Zhaofei make a fragile voice that was almost begging. As soon as the voice came out, He Yiming's heart skipped a beat, and then he heard Wen Zhaofei say: "Where are you? Can you... Come pick me up?"

It's totally different from that calm and self-sufficient Wen Zhaofei.

The author says:

I don’t know if you know about the new and old uncle. When I was young, I could always watch that program, which used Shanghai dialect to mediate various family conflicts. It was very funny.Niangjiu means uncle in Shanghai dialect, and Laoniangjiu refers to older elders, people with more prestige (*/ω＼*)

I humbly came to ask for a starfish comment reward (*/ω＼*)