Sword God is hard to catch

In the middle of the night, what woke up the emperor from a good sleep, Tan Ni said without any pressure.

His Majesty the Emperor squinted with obvious dissatisfaction on his face.Anyone has the right to be angry when someone disturbs their sleep, and His Majesty the Emperor, who is the lord of the world, not only has this right, but also has the right to vent his anger for his little waking up.

But the emperor was indeed a good emperor.

He was not angry, but just stared at Tan Ni with a sullen face, without saying a word, but even Tan Ni could see the hidden meaning from that face - "You'd better find me if you have something to do, otherwise..."

Generally speaking, the meaning of "otherwise" followed by a string of ellipses representing that you can give full play to your imagination is basically very powerful to intimidate criminals and subordinates.For example, in the case of "500 million taels of huge property where the whereabouts are unknown", Prince Taiping's "otherwise..." came out, and a group of heroes such as Eagle Eye and Lao Qi who claimed to be fearless had to stick out their tongues like dogs. Sweating, running around, and even paying their own lives.

But Qin Ni is neither a criminal nor a subordinate of the emperor, well, not a direct subordinate.The county magistrate might as well take care of her now, not to mention that she has already been sent to Wanmei Villa to carry out a latent mission in the foreseeable future.Therefore, "otherwise" and so on, there is absolutely no pressure at all to listen to someone or not.

Captain Qin quickly didn't even pick his eyelashes.

In the eyes of the emperor, her attitude is like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water and has no fear, so the emperor laughed angrily, "As a policeman, don't you know that trespassing in the palace and disturbing the holy car is a godsend?" Big crime?"

Tan Ni said bluntly: "I didn't trespass, Yin Xian invited me in (Yin Xian:...). As for disturbing the holy driver... As a low-level policeman, I have unconditionally sacrificed my sleep time for Daming The country is running around, as the master of the country, His Majesty the Emperor, shouldn't he praise me? Instead, he blamed me for a little sleep time?"

His Majesty the Emperor was sleepless for a while, his eyes widened, and he looked at Tan Ni in surprise.

Tan Ni, however, was obviously unmoved. He glanced at the emperor reproachfully, and said dissatisfiedly: "Your Majesty, this is wrong for you. You should be more diligent in governing and caring for the people, and set an example. Instead of lying down when your subordinates are exhausted running all over the ground. sleep on the bed."

The emperor stared at Tan Ni with squinted eyes for a long time, then laughed loudly: "Haha, I'm so old, it's the first time someone disturbed me, but I was still able to justifiably accuse me and say I was wrong. I fell asleep... You woke me up after less than an hour of sleep. Instead of pleading guilty, you blamed me instead. Tan Ni, as a good subordinate, shouldn't you care more about my body?"

Tan Ni said with a straight face: "I'm a policeman. It's my duty to catch thieves and help the old lady cross the road. I don't care about the emperor's sleeping. As for the body..." Tan Ni looked up and down while sitting His Majesty the emperor on the bed, "Shouldn't your eunuchs and those ministers who like to bump into pillars be in charge of this matter?" It was always played like this on TV, the eunuch bowed his waist and rolled his eyes cunningly, "Your Majesty, the dragon's body is important." Or a certain minister yelled "Your Majesty take care, my humble minister will go first" with a face of loyalty and grief, bang!Brain flow...

Little detective Tan looked expressionlessly at His Majesty the Emperor who "takes a step back", imagining that the nine-thousand-year-old Ming Dynasty was ruined, and the Emperor Chongzhen went to Meishan with his belt... Ever since I heard that Lu Xiaofeng was going to be the imperial bodyguard, I have accumulated a lot in my heart The depression in my heart finally dissipated a little bit...

The emperor obviously didn't know that someone had imagined the situation of his country's ruined children and grandchildren hanging themselves, so his attitude was still very kind, he got off the bed, poured a cup of tea, and said slowly: "It seems that this time you are really Are you unhappy? Could it be that the cherries I sent you are really so unpalatable?"

Tea, of course, is not for Tan Ni.

The emperor himself drank slowly.

Tan Ni squinted her eyes and stared at the cup of tea for a while, her face had returned to her usual expressionless face, she nodded and said, "It's really unpalatable, and my stomach still feels uncomfortable after eating it. From the moment I got it, I always wanted to send it back. It's a pity that I have been burdened with mundane affairs and have no time, so it has been delayed until now."

The emperor put down his teacup and said, "Unfortunately, what I send out will not be taken back at will."

Qin Ni narrowed his eyes expressionlessly: "What if I have to send it back?"

The emperor glanced at her, and said: "The emperor has to die, let alone a basket of cherries?"

Qin Ni said: "You will not accept the fate of the general. The cherries are too big. I am just a small catcher. My stomach is too small to eat."

The emperor looked at her for a while, with an inexplicable expression, and suddenly sighed again, saying: "Let's do this first. I will take it back after this time."

What happened this time?Tan Ni stared at the emperor, and said indifferently: "The emperor really knows something?"

The emperor shook his head, "I don't know anything."

Tan Ni stared at him closely, and suddenly asked: "Then what about Lu Xiaofeng going to be the imperial bodyguard?"

The emperor glanced at her, shook his head and said, "There is no such thing."

Qin Ni said, "No?"

The emperor said: "No."

Qin Ni lowered his eyes, his mind was full of thoughts.

After a while, she raised her head and asked, "What about Ye Gucheng?"

The emperor pondered for a long time, then suddenly sighed, and asked slowly, "Do you know what debt is the hardest to repay in the world?"

Qin Ni blinked and said slowly, "Love debt?"

The emperor glanced at her, then suddenly raised his head and laughed.

The moonlight was charming, and Tan Ni and her emperor's boss and friend took advantage of the night to happily hold a forum, but they didn't know that her family's Ximen had unfortunately suffered the worst blow in her life on this morning when the fragrance of flowers was charming.This blow even made Ximen Chuuxue, who was always clean, so excited that he didn't even care to wash off the blood stains on his body.

Why bother to clean?

Vomiting from being too busy.

Poor Ximen Chuixue, as soon as the long sword came out, everyone in the rivers and lakes was frightened.Apart from Tan Ni, even Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to run for his life.

But today, he couldn't even draw out his sword.

Facts have proved that when encountering a pervert, even Ximen Chuuxue would stay away.

Gong Jiu's children's shoes successfully used his super M physique to defeat the Ximen Sword God who dared to jump on the emperor's forehead.

Ximen Chuuxue chose to rush to the river to vomit directly between transforming into a teacher in S and M tunes (river crab) and killing people.By the way, it was after I was forced to watch a beef soup and Gongjiu's S and M tune (river crab) teaching film.This mistake caused Lord Sword God to turn out the little catcher in his mind and clean his brutally poisoned brain over and over again while he was vomiting.

It has to be said that Ximen Chuuxue has lived for nearly 30 years, and this is the first time he has suffered such a stimulus.

Little policeman Qin knew nothing about the fact that his family's west gate was brutally "diao (river crab) drama" by the perverted palace, and he almost couldn't live in Wanmei Villa.Compared with killers, she is more interested in thieves at the moment, especially the things stolen by the thief's ancestors.

So, after coming out of the Forbidden City, she weighed it up, spread her wings happily, and flew to the south.

Sikong Zhaixing would not steal because he was short of money to spend, and he would never steal valuable things. He would only steal when others were willing to pay a lot of money for him to steal.

But this time he did not receive a penny.But his mood was happier and more comfortable than ever.

Freedom is priceless.

The sky is so vast, the earth is so vast, and even the stinking beggar's nest seems to be filled with the charming fragrance of rouge...

When Tan Ni was rushing back from the south, Ximen Chuuxue rushed into a room and opened the body of a dead man.The dead person was a woman, but after opening it, Ximen Chuuxue discovered that the woman was not dead.

The woman's name is Xiaoyu.

Ximen Chuuxue rescued her.

Ximen Chuuxue never thought that he saved Sun Xiuqing, but now he finally saved a woman.Although the "honest monk is not honest" note in this woman's hand made him more suspicious, and he was also a little worried about Lu Xiaofeng's situation.But almost reflexively, the first question that came to Ximen Chuuxue's mind was whether this woman is Lu Xiaofeng's confidante.

Facing this situation, Ximen Chuuxue rarely showed a bit of helplessness.

Of course, Ximen Chuuxue didn't help Xiaoyu himself, he found a small town to live in, and then hired a doctor for her.Finally, he handed her over to Lu Xiaofeng on a gorgeous evening.

"Is she your confidante?" Ximen Chuuxue asked.

"No." Even though he was haggard because of Shaman's disappearance, Lu Xiaofeng still shook his head and replied embarrassingly. "Can you take care of her?" He looked at Ximen Chuuxue anxiously.

Ximen Chuuxue shook his head, "You know it's impossible. Anyone can ask me to take care of a woman, but you can't."

Only you can't do it... Lu Xiaofeng was suddenly hit by this sentence.What he usually hears is "no one can do it, only you can do it", but today he heard the completely opposite words, the reason is that Ximen Chuixue's famous grass has an owner.

Ximen Chuuxue actually has a master.

Lu Xiaofeng sighed in relief.

So, when Tan Ni finally came back from the south, she suddenly discovered that during the time she was gone, the west gate of his house almost had signs of a red apricot going out of the wall, ahem, a red luan star moving.Still two, a man and a woman.

When he heard that Ximen Chuixue bravely rescued Miss Xiaoyu, and properly consulted the doctor for her, and finally delivered it to Lu Xiaofeng's children's shoes intact, Captain Qin immediately patted his shoulders and praised his boyfriend's brave behavior. .The seriousness and sincerity of her attitude made it impossible to doubt that if she had an official medal of honor in her hand, she would immediately slap it on Ximen Chuuxue's chest.

Well, the premise is that the guess about the identity of Miss Xiaoyu as Lu Xiaofeng's confidante in the middle of the praise is excluded.

In any case, police officer Tan perfectly demonstrated the good qualities of a people's policeman in this matter.

As for... the other one...

Qin Ni thought embarrassingly of Hisoka-sama...

She was already standing in Gong Jiu's mansion at this moment, seeing Gong Jiu with her own eyes.If she remembered Gong Jiu's name before, then at this moment, she finally remembered Gong Jiu.

In fact, no one in the world can forget people like Gong Jiu.

Just like anyone who has heard of Hunter will not ignore Hisoka.

"Hisuo? Who is it?" Ximen Chuuxue swept his eyes away and asked in a cold voice. Basically, he would not have a good impression of anyone who could be associated with someone like Gong Jiu who disgusted him once.

Tan Ni was very energetic, and even her eyes seemed to be shining. She touched her chin in a rare way, and said empathetically, "Sisuo, he is a person that is difficult to describe in words. Basically, he is a , If you don’t hit him, your chest will feel tight and your hands will itch, but if you hit someone who has more chest tightness and hands… Well, pervert. In short, the more you hit, the more enjoyable it will be.”

Ximen Chuuxue's face darkened, he is very sensitive to the word "hit" now, whenever he mentions it, he thinks of the way Gongjiu begged him to "hit" him that day, and when he thinks about it, his stomach turns upside down.

Moreover, the more you fight, the more enjoyable it is... This word is too accurate...

Ximen Chuuxue suddenly discovered that his little girlfriend would occasionally turn in a very strange direction from a place that you can hardly imagine.For example, for Dongfang Bubai, who in the storybook kills people like hemp and should be destroyed humanely, and... in front of him...

Tan Ni stood quietly with an expressionless little face, except for Ximen Chuuxue, no one noticed the excitement in her eyes.

Not even Hua Manlou, because he is blind, and he is also a blind man who is not in the right mind, seems to be in a trance, and seems to be in a daze.

Tan Ni didn't notice Hua Manlou's strange state, she was looking at Gong Jiu and Lu Xiaofeng at the moment.

Gong Jiu is seducing Lu Xiaofeng.

Wealth, beauty, carefree, live life as you like...

Tan Ni suddenly realized that Gong Jiu was not Xi Suo, and even, they were completely different.

She also killed countless people, she admired Xi Suo, but didn't like Gong Jiu.

The same ambition and desire, Xi Suo is a fierce beast greedily enjoying the pleasure of fighting and tearing up prey, while Gong Jiu is just a Naraku who hides his unseen desires and desires in baboon skin.

No, Naraku still resisted the temptation of the jade of the four souls and didn't just swallow it.Gong Jiu is actually just a fool who covets wealth, power, fame and fortune.

Oh, stupid people with a bit of a perverted hobby.

Qin Ni thought of His Majesty the Emperor in the palace.The person who recommended Lu Xiaofeng to be the imperial bodyguard was Prince Taiping's son, and Prince Taiping's son was Gong Jiu.Gong Jiu recommended Lu Xiaofeng because he wanted him to assassinate the emperor, so what about His Majesty... Tan Ni's eyes suddenly darkened...

Gong Jiu probably never imagined that when Lu Xiaofeng wanted to be the imperial bodyguard, the first person he would meet was not the emperor, but her.

Because she happened to have one thing in her hand - the token of the imperial guard's immediate boss, the commander of the imperial guard.

When Tan Ni was eating cherries happily in Wanmei Villa, he took out such a thing from under the basket.

Since then indigestion.

Tan Ni 囧囧 watched intently as Lu Xiaofeng shook his long whip to prepare for S and M Gongjiu.

She was actually not excited by the scene in front of her, but just a little bit slightly excited by the situation where Ximen Chuuxue, who was dressed in white and as cold as snow, was reversed and taught by the Shaking M department.

Of course, this little excitement is not enough to resist the professional responsibility of the small police officer Qin.

Gong Jiu died.

Died under Lu Xiaofeng's long whip (Lu Xiaofeng: Hey! Pay attention to the context, can you change the term?).

His death finally put an end to the case of the 500 million taels of huge property missing and the bigger conspiracy behind it.

However, it wasn't until the moment when it was really over that Lu Xiaofeng and the others knew that everything was not over yet.

Because, the swag, was gone.

The author has something to say: In fact, I found out that I forgot to give the token, so I changed it and changed it