Sword God is hard to catch

Not long after he came out from Butou Wang, Tan Ni saw a person.

A person who had an important influence on her future life, a person who almost everyone in Lu Xiaofeng's world knew.

The building is full of flowers.

It's a pity that Tan Ni didn't know that it was Hua Man Lou. Even if she knew, she wouldn't remember who Hua Man Lou was, because she liked to read romance novels rather than martial arts novels.

In fact, she doesn't even have time to read romance novels, because in her previous life her ideals were never realized until she died.

It has been more than ten years now, and many insignificant things in the previous life have long been faded in his mind. To Tan Ni, the legend of Lu Xiaofeng is definitely insignificant among the insignificant.

Speaking of those people in Jin Yong's works, such as Guo Jing, Huang Rong, Yang Guo, Qiao Feng, etc., she can still know, after all, there is a TV to help her review every day.But in Gu Long's pen...that is a mass of paste...

Baihualou is full of flowers.

Amidst the fragrance of flowers, a young man in plain and elegant clothes stood on the stairs, turned his head slightly, and looked towards the door.There was a warm and happy smile on his face, and his love for life seemed to shine brightly in his smile, even his dim eyes could be ignored unconsciously.

Looking up at the young man in plain clothes walking slowly down the stairs, Tan Ni's eyes flickered. This person is definitely the best male protagonist in romance novels!Handsome, gentle, like a spring breeze... Tan Ni searched his brains to find a few words commonly used in romance novels, and put them all on Hua Manlou's forehead.

Then, facing Hua Manlou who was smiling "like a spring breeze" to her, Tan Ni spoke the first words since they met under the gaze of the boy on the pier who was about to faint and frantic -

"Where is your toilet?"

The time goes back to two hours ago——

Tan Ni believes that as an excellent people's policeman, she should control her emotions well. Therefore, after being excited, she immediately suppressed her ecstatic emotions, restored her usual poker face, and suppressed the frivolous The footsteps that want to run wildly towards their own territory.

But even so, when he walked out of the yamen, the dock boy who was leading the way in front of him still keenly heard a slight and crisp bell, and when he turned around, he happened to see the annoyance flashing across Tan Ni's face.

"What kind of house are you looking for?"

After solving the work ideal of helping the old lady cross the road during the day, it is the turn to drink scented tea and milk tea at night, and watch the ideal life of romance, so the issue of the house is put on the agenda.

The young man peeped at the top girl expert who wanted to help the old lady cross the road, and hoped that her unbelievable head would not come up with any weird houses.

Unfortunately, the ideal is plump, the reality is skinny.

Qin Ni said expressionlessly: "The house shouldn't be too big, just one room (it's too big, she needs to clean it), and bring a small kitchen and a bathroom." Simply put, it's one bedroom, one bathroom and one kitchen. An ideal single room for a female homestay.

really!The young man has a wooden face, he knows the kitchen, but what the hell is the bathroom?For the money in his hand, the young man dutifully asked his questions.

Very good, the answer came out, the bathroom is the toilet!

People in Fusang are really weird. The toilet is just a toilet, so why do you have to call it a "toilet"?While cursing, the young man led Qin Ni to the street she was assigned, and continued to ask questions along the way.

"What about the yard? What kind of yard do you want?"

Hearing the young man's question, Tan Ni turned his head in doubt, "Yard? Why do you need a yard?" She is an out-and-out city product, and she has never had such a thing as a "yard" in her mind, except for the compound of the community.

The boy's eyes widened in astonishment, "You mean... don't want a yard?! Then... the latrine, uh, where is the bathroom?"

Tan Ni gave the young man a strange look, then blinked, "Of course it's at home."

boom!The young man staggered, bumped his head against a tree by the roadside, hugged the tree trunk and turned back in horror, shouting: "You want to put the toilet at home?!" Eat and sleep here, and the toilet is next door... The young man imagined it, painfully Distorted face... Fuso people are really...

Ever since, due to a wonderful misunderstanding caused by a generation gap of hundreds of years, the Japanese have become a dragon who eats, drinks, and sleeps in the hearts of teenagers.

Toilet?Qin Ni paused, and finally realized that this thing should not be completely equated with the bathroom. Seeing the young boy trembling in pain and suffering while hugging the tree trunk, she said hesitantly, "That...hygienic... toilets should be kept in place. Where?"

The young man finally turned his head back with difficulty, staring at Tan Ni with a very strange gaze, but he still replied: "Our families are usually kept in the yard, only..."

Huh?The young man suddenly thought of something, looked Tan Ni up and down, suddenly, why did he forget, it seems that he heard that the big family has a special cleaning room, not in the yard, oh, this girl should live in a big family in Fusang .

The young man breathed a sigh of relief, it was hard to imagine such a clean and beautiful girl eating and sleeping with the smell of the toilet.That was definitely something more shocking than Ximen Chuuxue hitting someone with his fist.

but--

"You mean, you don't want a big house, you don't want a yard, you just want a bedroom, a kitchen, and, uh, a bathroom?" the boy asked.

Tan Ni nodded, and then asked hesitantly, "Washroom...is the toilet only in the yard?"

The boy stared at her blankly, no.However, where could he find a small house that didn't even have a yard and only had a kitchen, but why did he need a special cleaning room?

So the teenager decided to throw the issue back to his employer.

Qin Ni frowned, "You mean, I should either choose a small house with a bathroom in the courtyard, or a large house with a large courtyard and a lot of wing rooms with its own bathroom?"

The young man nodded, "And you have to be like a cloud of servants, shouting and hugging, otherwise, you have to clean the toilet and clean the yard by yourself." According to incomplete statistics, well, there is no need for statistics at all. The salary of two silver coins can't even support a single hair.

Speaking of the same type, the sword god Ximen Chuuxue has Wanmei Villa and his own property. It is said that Ximen Chuuxue's life is extremely enjoyable.

Unconsciously, the boy looked at Tan Ni with a trace of sympathy, tsk tsk, not afraid of being inferior to others, but afraid of being compared to others.

Naturally, Tan Ni didn't know that the young man had already drawn her into the row of "sympathy". She touched her purse blankly to extort from the bully Wang Hu, er, no, it was the only remaining one obtained legally. 20 taels of silver, that is all her belongings.

Then, she decisively passed the second one, and decided to go to the bathroom in the courtyard first.

At Tan Ni's request, the young man took her to a house. Before entering the courtyard, a chicken chirped and flapped its wings and rushed towards him. The children's shoes fell to the ground with a "slap", two gurgles, and died.

As a result, Comrade Tan Ni, a good and law-abiding policeman, solemnly apologized to the owner’s family for trespassing on the residence and accidentally killing his important family member, the hen boy shoe who can lay eggs, and compensated the loss of one tael of silver (although the door is not She drove it, but the young man, but as her employee, she must be responsible for his actions. By the way, as an excellent policeman, Tan Ni himself would never trespass on residential buildings).

The only catch is that the kind host gave them a chance to visit their toilet for free after asking them about the purpose of their trip for the sake of one tael of silver and one chicken (please ignore the host’s twitching shameless).

Finally, Tan Ni glanced at the latrine from a distance, and the sharp nose of the martial arts practitioner smelled the smell floating in the air, he was shocked, turned his head and left.

From then on, Tan Ni deeply remembered the word "toilet".

The boy was not surprised by such a result, "hehe" followed behind with a smile, and asked Tan Ni if he was planning to buy a big house.As a result, he coughed under Qin Ni's unfriendly gaze, immediately suppressed his smile, and continued to lead the way.

Deeply educated by the party, police officer Tan Ni, who has no right to speak without investigation, decided to face up to the first difficulty on her way to realize her dream with absolute seriousness - the toilet problem!

Led by the wharf boy, who twisted his facial muscles, Tan Ni started the first inspection of her own territory-door to door to investigate the location of the toilet (in the yard or in the house) and follow-up problems (picking excrement by herself, hiring someone to pick it) For feces, clean the toilet yourself or hire someone to clean the toilet).Those with a lot of money who can buy coffins every day are not considered for the time being.

Huamanlou's Baihualou happens to be the No. 13 house on Qin Ni's site that excludes wealthy families.In other words, Tan Ni had already asked the same sentence thirteen times.

Therefore, even though Hua Manlou is the ideal heroine of a romance novel that made her eyes brighten at first glance, what Tan Ni blurted out was still the habitual question——

"Where is your toilet?"

Huamanlou is a person who lives in the dark. He lives alone in the Baihualou full of flowers. With flowers and tea as companions, his life should be peaceful.But he is Lu Xiaofeng's friend, which determines that there will be turmoil and even huge waves in his peaceful life from time to time.

And in these waves and huge waves, he has seen all kinds of strange people.But most of them have one thing in common, they are all friends or enemies of Lu Xiaofeng, because Lu Xiaofeng himself is a strange person.

But today, Huamanlou found that there was no Lu Xiaofeng, and a strange person appeared in front of him.

A strange girl.

His Baihualou was always open, but he heard a knock on the door.He could tell that the person who knocked didn't enter the door, but stood there.

She is waiting for the master's permission.

When walking down the stairs, Huamanlou imagined what the girl who was persistently waiting for his permission would say, but he never imagined that the first sentence she spoke would be——

"Where is your toilet?"

The author has something to say: toilets are definitely a big problem for time travel