The Boyfriend Return Policy

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Xu Du felt awkward for a moment, he threw away the paper, raised his hand and stroked the back of his head: "That's it."

Speechless.

The more Xu Du thought about it, the more embarrassing he became. He had ice cream in his mouth for a long time, and his mouth turned red from the cold.

Zhou Jixing got up: "Let's go, go back."

"That." Xu Du looked up.

Go back a few weeks.

Xu Du: "Now that there is a signal, do you want to video call my mother? She still talks about you."

Zhou Jixing stopped, hesitated again and again, and sat back.

"Wait a minute, I'll finish eating the ice cream and show it to my mother, she can miss me all winter." Xu Du ate the ice cream in two or three mouthfuls, wiped his hands, and then made a video call to Mr. Zhuang .

The bell rang, Xu Du didn't know what his mother was doing, he hoped he wasn't asleep, otherwise it would be even more embarrassing if no one answered.

Bodhisattva bless, the video is connected.

Xu Du breathed a sigh of relief.

Teacher Zhuang's big face appeared on the phone screen: "Xu Du!"

Xu Du: "Hey, hey, here we are."

Teacher Zhuang pulled the phone away a little, exposing the upper body. Teacher Zhuang was wearing a water-red cotton pajamas, and the background was not at home: "Where is Xiao Zhou? Why are you alone."

Xu Du turned the camera to Zhou Jixing, and within two seconds, he turned back to himself.

Teacher Zhuang: "Hey! Why did you switch back! I see Xiao Zhou!"

Xu Du pretended to be serious and said: "Comrade Zhuang, I haven't seen you for a few days, shouldn't you care more about your dear son?"

Teacher Zhuang said disgustedly: "Who is looking at you! I'm tired of watching you! Give Xiao Zhou your phone!"

Xu Du smiled and gave the phone to Zhou Jixing, Zhou Jixing was stunned for a moment, then took the phone: "Auntie."

Teacher Zhuang smiled lovingly at the other end: "Okay, okay, are you still used to it! Is it cold? How are you eating? Don't lose weight again."

Zhou Jixing: "Everything is fine, don't worry."

"Mom." Xu Du squeezed his head over, "Where did you go? I'm not at home late at night, so my dad's head is a little green."

"You bastard!" Teacher Zhuang scolded, "If you talk nonsense again, I'll have your dad pull out all your teeth with a vise!"

Xu Du giggled.

Teacher Zhuang: "I'm here with your grandma. Your dad misses your grandma. As soon as the school was on holiday, he immediately dragged me over."

Xu Du: "Where's my grandma?"

Teacher Zhuang: "Go to bed, she still talks about you and Xiao Zhou today."

Xu Du raised his face, looked at Zhou Jixing and smiled.

A few lines of the week are slightly unexpected.

Mr. Zhuang: "It's all your dad. It must be said that he was more handsome than Xiao Zhou when he was young, which made the old man talk about it all day."

Xu Du: "It's my father who is more handsome."

"Nonsense! How do you remember what your dad looked like before!"

Xu Du: "I don't remember seeing the photos."

"Speaking of photos, when will you come back? Today your dad found two old photo albums, and I will show them to you when you come back."

"Mom, how long are you staying there?"

Teacher Zhuang: "Have you had to spend your grandmother with your grandmother? Don't you say you forget your grandmother's birthday? Grandma hurts you so much, I will get a meal first."

Relying on his desire to survive, Xu Du hurriedly said, "I've never forgotten, I'll go there when I'm done here."

On a peaceful night, with unnutritive chatter and repeated exhortations, it was probably Xu Du who was talking to Teacher Zhuang, and Zhou Jixing was listening by the side. Unexpectedly, his heart gradually calmed down.

At night, Teacher Zhuang had to go to bed too, so after a few words of advice, he hung up the phone.

Xu Du took back the phone: "My grandma's house is different."

Zhou Jixing: "Huh?"

"There are so many people." Xu Du made a very exaggerated gesture, "You can set more than a dozen tables of wine, and for her old man's [-]th birthday, you can at least put it at the entrance of the village. If you are going, you will definitely be treated like a monkey."

Zhou Jixing nodded: "I can probably imagine it."

Xu Du: "Then are you going?"

Zhou Jixing answered irrelevantly: "Your family is so acceptable?"

Not to mention Xu Du's parents, his nearly 80-year-old grandmother, how could he accept his grandson with a man.

"It's more or less impossible. After all, the idea of ​​men matching women and women matching men has been passed down for thousands of years, and I have never been a parent. There are some things that I don't know." Xu Du looked up lazily. Looking at the sky, remembering that night Teacher Xu told him what Teacher Zhuang was worried about, "But my mother can definitely handle my grandma."

Zhou Jixing: "So confident?"

Xu Du raised his lips and smiled lazily: "Because they love me."

Zhou Jixing: "Stupid."

Xu Du: "But even if my grandma sees it, you know, among hundreds of people, there are always a few who talk a lot."

"What are you worried about? We're not really coming out."

Xu Du was taken aback for a moment, then he also smiled. He stretched and stood up: "Yes, let's go, let's go back."

He walked in front, his figure blending into the night: "I hope tomorrow the program team can hold some games that don't require luck, I don't want to run anymore, old arms and legs..."

Zhou Jixing stood where he was, looked at his back, and said nothing.

.........

Xu Du quickened his pace, and Puchi Puchi walked ahead. He raised his hand and used his palm to ice his face: "Fuck, what am I thinking..."

Crazy, Xu Du felt that he was really crazy, is there anything more stupid than this?What the hell is he thinking?

Why did you take Zhou Jixing back? No matter how many people thought that he and Zhou Jixing were lovers and that they were in love, in fact, they were nothing.

It's just a prank by God, he believes that there is a bug in the system more than whether the data is worthy or not, so he will get married, show the relationship to everyone with this relationship, and then he wants to find someone for him The partner's parents... To put it bluntly, they are telling one lie to another lie.

We get along so peacefully, so peacefully that even the characters in the play have an illusion of "can".

But actually?

They have nothing, they are just clowns who traded for a bigger platform to deceive people for profit, and liars who need to memorize a thick dozen of information by rote even the preferences of the other party.

It's really too much thinking, Xu Du understands, from the very beginning he doesn't need Li Chengming's private warning, he understands better than anyone else, no matter what kind of person this person who signed the marriage agreement with him is, they are neither In a world, in every respect, he is not the same person as Zhou Jixing.

Each takes what they need, breaks up peacefully after working together, and then continues to live their own lives. Xu Du believes that no matter whether it is Li Cheng or Zhou Jixing, they will never see him again.

What does Li Cheng mean? Does he not know?Being too lazy to think doesn't mean being stupid, he clearly knows that the friendly surface is just that they are standing on the same boat, if interests conflict, Li Cheng will be the first to abandon him without hesitation.

He knew all this, from the beginning.