The Boyfriend Return Policy

"Give me one."

Zhou Jixing raised his eyes and raised his eyebrows slightly unexpectedly.

Xu Du stretched out his hand.

Zhou Jixing laughed: "Little boy, don't smoke."

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched: "Can you show me your ID card? Let's see who is older."

"Your ages are in vain, don't you know?" Zhou Jixing held a cigarette in one hand, and the slender cigarette was sandwiched between his fingers. The sparks ignited the ash, and it was knotted and crumbling.

Xu Du: "I don't know, hurry up, kid, don't talk so... um..."

Xu Du's eye sockets suddenly enlarged, and his eyes were filled with shock. Zhou Jixing's hand holding the cigarette, in turn, blocked his face, and half of the cigarette he smoked was put into Xu Du's mouth.

The cigarette holder is moistened.

Xu Du was dumbfounded.

Zhou Jixing frowned with a smile on his face, and said, "You suck."

Xu Du's eyes were all on him, he slowly opened his mouth wide in astonishment, then slowly closed it, taking a breath under Zhou Jixing's gaze: "Ahem..."

Xu Du coughed so much that he bent over, and Zhou Jixing pretended to pat him on the back twice: "You still don't believe me when I say you are young."

Xu Duzhen wanted to slap him to death.

Zhou Jixing sat down beside him, his boots were next to Xu Du's sneakers, and there was a little mud on the shoes: "Do you still smoke?"

Xu Du wanted to say shit, but a man needs face, so he turned his face away and left a step for himself: "Let's talk about it."

"Yeah." Zhou Jixing picked him up and put it on the side, only took a sip of the wine, the wine was already cold, Zhou Jixing didn't mind, took two sips, "Xu Du."

Xu Du: "Don't talk."

Zhou Jixing: "Have you found the feeling you want?"

Xu Du pursed his lips when he heard this, "I don't know, it's just the beginning, how would I know."

"I am now..." Zhou Jixing raised his head, looked at the sky, and continued, "I am more willing than on the plane."

Xu Du: "What?"

Zhou Jixing: "It seems that bringing you here is not so bad."

Xu Du: "...So you mean, you just bullshit and perfunctory me on the plane?"

Zhou Jixing smiled and said nothing, Xu Du lifted his foot and stepped on Zhou Jixing's boots, now the mud spot was gone, covered by new soil, Zhou Jixing patted his leg: "childish."

Xu Du: "Naive is three years older than you."

After thinking about it, I added another sentence: "I don't have acne yet."

Zhou Jixing gritted his teeth and pinched the back of his neck with his hand. Xu Du was shivering from the cold of his hand: "You only remember the pimple, right?"

"Hey! Cold! Your mother's cold!" Xu Du shrank his neck and tried to break away from his hand, "I'm a sick patient! Can you be nicer to me!"

Zhou Jixing: "I'm not good enough for you? Who put you in the car? Who pulled you up the mountain?"

"Okay, okay!" Xu Du surrendered, and then suddenly pushed away from Zhou Jixing, "Okay, you freeze me too! If you freeze me again, I'm in a hurry!"

Zhou Jixing opened the corners of his mouth, hummed and laughed twice, this person is so vile.

They sat together, wearing sneakers and Martin boots, and Zhou Jixing called him to look up at the stars. Xu Du raised his neck sorely, but he didn't see any stars.

"You are blind."

"You are blind."

Zhou Jixing turned on the phone's camera and zoomed in for Xu Du to see. The two leaned together, looking at the bright stars on the phone. Xu Du put his hand on Zhou Jixing's arm and murmured unconsciously: " There really are..."

.........

They were assigned sleeping bags for several weeks in the evening, and the program crew was not so frantic that they took sleeping bags to sleep in the ice and snow. They wrapped them in sleeping bags and spent the night in the hut where they had dinner.

The next day, Xu Du was woken up by Qin Hui and Tao Dong who were assigned to sleep on the kang. The little girl Tao Dong seemed to be like Qin Hui, showing kindness, love and meddling that a woman should have, insisting that she was "worrying" Will I catch a cold if I sleep on the sofa?" I was woken up with a reason.

Eldest sister... No, young lady, he has slept all night, is it still a while before he catches a cold?

Xu Du got out of the sleeping bag disheveledly, and expressed his gratitude to the couple for their concern. He looked around in a daze, scratched his hair, and said, "How many days a week?"

Tao Dong leaned against Qin Hui's arms and smiled very cutely: "Are you so clingy?"

Xu Du tidied up his sleeping bag, and said casually, "Don't you know about passionate love?"

Qin Hui immediately put his arms around Tao Dong, as if swearing sovereignty: "Of course! My sister and I are too!"

Xu Du twitched the corner of his mouth, it was indeed a boy.

"Xu Du."

Zhou Jixing came out of the room, first thanked Qin Hui and Tao Dong for lending them the bathroom, Tao Dong was hugged by her boyfriend, smiled sweetly and shook his head: "It's okay, we have already used it." alright."

Zhou Jixing nodded, walked past them, and came to Xu Du, Xu Du was real... Zhou Jixing didn't know how he didn't care about his image so much, even if he was lazy at home, when he was in front of the camera, Let's put on a show too.

Zhou Jixing was helpless and sighed.

Xu Du half-closed his eyes: "...Why do you look like I'm hopeless?"

Zhou Jixing shook his head, raised his hand and rubbed his head twice, forcibly rubbing his messy sleeping hair even more messy. Anyway, there is no image at all, and it is not a little bit worse: "Toothbrush and towel are all Inside, go wash up and come out for breakfast."

As Xu Du's brain nerves started to work, his stomach also started to work, and Xu Du felt hungry slowly.

He entered Qin Hui and Tao Dong's room, without taking a second look at their room, he went into the bathroom. There was disposable toothpaste on the washbasin, and the cup was dark blue with water stains on it. Xu Du knew that Zhou Jixing left it for him.

The two of us lived together for more than half a month, neither of them are particularly caressing people, and their lives will inevitably overlap. Sometimes they will drink from the same cup if they are used incorrectly. It is not particularly difficult to accept the same mouthwash cup like this. thing.

Xu Du raised his head and looked at himself in the mirror. He was already 30 years old, and he looked younger because of his white hair, but no matter how young he looked, he was not as sharp and handsome as Zhou Jixing.

Teacher Zhuang insisted on applying the hairspray to him, and he couldn't bear to look straight at him, so Xu Du could only soak his hair in water and wash his hair again. He didn't know if this towel could wipe his hair, so he called Zhou Jixing.

Zhou Jixing pushed the door open and came in, seeing water dripping from his wet hair, and the water wet his collar along his neck.

He walked over, picked up the towel and greeted him on the head: "Are you stupid?"

Xu Du half-closed his eyes, and let him trample on him: "Do you understand this is respect?"

Zhou Jixing paused for wiping his hair, then laughed, threw the towel on his face, and asked him to wipe it himself: "I don't usually see you respecting much."

Xu Du accepted his fate, and wiped his own hair, slowly and weakly, as if wiping his hair could use up all his strength: "I refuse to slander."

Zhou Jixing: "Respect you for stepping on my foot?"

Xu Du: "That's different, it's karma."

Zhou Jixing slapped him on the head, Xu Du was slapped backwards, and then cursed, Zhou Jixing went out with a smile, and came back with a hair dryer after a while: "Blow dry before coming out."

Xu Du heard a voice from outside, probably the two couples staying at the hotel came to gather: "Save breakfast for me."

Zhou Jixing twitched the corner of his mouth, who would snatch him?In front of the camera, who must maintain a little demeanor?Missing him so little breakfast.

Xu Du said very seriously: "If I don't eat breakfast, my whole day will be abnormal."

Zhou Jixing didn't speak.

Xu Du: "What do you see me doing?"

Zhou Jixing: "I just want to know if a person who is abnormal in the first place can become positive if he is even a little more abnormal?"

Xu Du raised his leg to kick: "Get lost."

Zhou Jixing walked out the door with a smile, and when Xu Du finished drying his hair, the others were already sitting on the big round table where they had dinner yesterday. Tao Dong held a cake and called him over enthusiastically. He seemed to like it very much. He, Xu Du knew that this person did it on purpose in the morning, out of revenge.

Only the seat next to Zhou Jixing was empty, so Xu Du sat next to him, took a sip of the porridge in front of him, and his stomach instantly warmed up.

Tao Dong: "Try this, it's a side dish here."

Xu Du clamped: "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Tao Dong smiled and shook his head, "I found your hair down, it looks so small."

Xu Du had just washed his hair, and his hair was softly attached to his forehead. He was wearing a white turtleneck sweater, looking like a high school student.

Xu Du didn't want to talk about age with their 60-year-old star who looked like a [-]-year-old star. He took a few sips of porridge, only smiled, and didn't speak.

Angkor opened the door and came in: "I've eaten everything."

Qin Hui: "Angkor, have you eaten? One piece?"

"No, no, no." Angkor pushed the door open, "If you're done eating, come out, let's splash water into ice."

When Tao Dong heard this, he became interested and got up from his seat: "Can it really be made into ice?"

Angkor: "It's not really ice, after you finish eating, you'll know when you come out."

After breakfast, Xu Du was going to gather outside. Just as Xu Du was about to keep up with the large army, he heard Zhou Jixing calling him to take medicine before leaving.

Xu Du: "I'm all right!"

Zhou Jixing disagreed: "You call your mother, if she agrees, you should stop eating."

Xu Du: "..."

Thinking on his knees, he could think of what Teacher Zhuang could say. He went back obediently, took the medicine from the bag, and swallowed it with water. No one likes to take medicine, and the doctor is the same: "A few days a week, I found that you have never been here. It got a lot more verbose after that.”

Zhou Jixing glanced at him: "Do you want me to repeat, before we come out, auntie's advice?"

No, Xu Du didn't want to hear it at all.

Zhou Jixing suddenly waved: "Come here."

Xu Du looked at him suspiciously, and became extremely vigilant. Zhou Jixing asked him to go over, but he didn't do anything. This kind of thing didn't happen once or twice, anyway, Xu Du was going to go over in the end.

He stood in front of Zhou Jixing, when Zhou Jixing raised his hand suddenly, Xu Du took a step back.

Zhou Jixing stopped in mid-air: "Retire, why not, I won't eat you."

The corners of Xu Du's lips tightened: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Jixing had already grabbed his arm and pulled him into his arms. Don't worry, the idol drama plot of bumping into each other's arms and deer bumping into each other didn't happen.

Zhou Jixing held his wrist with one hand, and swept his eyelashes with the other, and stroked the bangs that were stuck to his forehead. Xu Du was stunned, only feeling the dryness of Zhou Jixing's palms, until Zhou Jixing sneered. Made a sound: "Hahaha..."

Xu Du: "...What the hell are you laughing at?"

Zhou Jixing let go of his hand, leaned on the table on one side, and laughed uncontrollably: "Have you looked in the mirror after washing your hair?"

Xu Du gave birth to something bad.

really--

Zhou Jixing: "Your eyebrows..." Gone!

Before Zhou could finish his words, Xu Du rushed forward and gagged him recklessly!

Zhou Jixing frowned: "Well..."

Xu Du told him with his eyes: "If you dare to say the second half of the sentence, I will die with you! We will die together!"

Zhou Jixing clapped his hands away.

Xu Du sat there a little sadly packing the mushrooms.

Why?Why did Mr. Zhuang attack his eyebrows?

Zhou Jixing didn't show any sympathy: "Please? Please, I'll draw two lines for you."

Xu Du turned his head and stared at him: "Then why not draw two random lines myself!"

"Hmm." Zhou Jixing thought for a while, and then nodded, seeming to agree with Xu Du's statement, "Then you draw slowly, I'll go out first."

After finishing speaking, this heartless guy really opened his legs and walked out the door.

Xu Du clenched his teeth even more. Seeing that Zhou Jixing had already touched the doorknob, he closed his eyes and smashed the jar, "...I beg you! Come on! You little spicy chicken! Big plate chicken! Braised Chicken!"

Zhou Jixing turned his head and showed Xu Du his handsome eyebrows: "Come here, idiot."

.........

When Xu Du wrapped up his coat and went out, he saw the surrounding scenery. When he arrived at Beihong Village yesterday, it was already dark, so he didn’t take a closer look. Now, when he looked at it, it was covered with snow, and most of the houses were short. There was a feeling not found in the city. , very vast and peaceful.

The tripod was set up, and the advertiser's mobile phone was clamped on it. Angkor came out of the house carrying two hot water bottles: "Who will come first?"

The first one, must not be edited.

Qin Hui came out: "Brother, I'll come first, what will I do for you seniors? Demonstration of mistakes?"

Angkor smiled: "It's not difficult, you come here."

Angkor poured a glass of water from the kettle, and the hot water was so hot that it was smoking white smoke. Everyone here is not a child anymore, and everyone has their own knowledge, so they will not be too curious about this trivial matter. Watching Angkor messing with Qin Hui from the side.

Angkor asked him to hold the water glass, pulled him over, and stood under the rising sun: "You stand there, and when I call you, you can throw up the water."

Qin Hui: "Splash directly?"

Angkor demonstrated it to him by shaking his arms again: "No, no, you do this, throw it out in a semicircle."

Qin Hui nodded: "OK."

Angkor walked back, returned to the tripod, half-bowed his eyes: "Take two steps forward, yes."

Qin Hui: "Will I be bloated when I shoot like this? Or should I take off my coat?"

Angkor: "Alright."

Tao Dong trotted over and took the coat Qin Hui took off. When the coat was taken off, Qin Hui leaned over and kissed Tao Dong on the corner of his mouth: "Thank you, sister."