The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du smiled: "It's not cheap anymore, my daily salary is only more than 100."

The two of them poked their heads here and whispered, and the other couples were also talking about themselves, and they weren't very enthusiastic. It seemed that Xu Du was not the only one who was cold.

Driver: "There is a birch forest ahead."

When Angkor said this suddenly, several people in the car looked forward, and the program crew gave them a piece of pink letterhead, one for a couple: "Please memorize the following within 5 minutes."

As soon as everyone heard it, they knew that the task was coming, and they only had 5 minutes, so they quickly opened the letterhead:

Looking forward to, looking forward to, the east wind is coming, and the pace of spring is approaching.

Everything looked like she had just woken up, and Xinxin opened her eyes.Shan Lang Run has gotten up, the high tide has gotten up, the sun blushed.The grass secretly drilled out of the soil, tender and green.In the garden, in the field, look around, a large area is full of it.Sitting, lying down, rolling twice, kicking a few balls, running a few times, catching and hiding a few times.The wind is quiet and the grass is soft.

Peach trees, apricot trees, pear trees, you don’t let me, I don’t let you, they are all full of flowers.The red is like fire, the pink is like Xia, and the white is like snow.In the flower is having the sweet taste; Closed one's eyes, on the tree as if already was full was the peach, the apricot, the pear.

……

A full page.

Xu Du looked at it: "'Spring'? Remember it?"

Zhou Jixing: "I can remember a few sentences and remember a few sentences."

Only 5 minutes, recite silently, read out, read over and over again, still the first few lines: "Everything looks like just waking up, Xinxinran opened her eyes..."

Zhou Jixing was also watching, meditating, his lips opening and closing.

Xu Du was watching him from the side.

The car stopped suddenly, and Angkor said: "The birch forest has arrived. Please get off the bus, walk through the birch forest, climb to the top, and recite the original text of "Spring" in the order of arrival. The person in front has recited it, and the latter cannot repeat it. In the end, the one with the most words wins, and we will decide your residence tonight according to the ranking."

Judging by this, I don't intend to go down with them.

Wen Yan got out of the car one by one, stood together looking at the whiteness, and talked.

Xu Du sniffed and heard several people around him still reciting in low voices.

Zhou Jixing and Xu Du looked young, but one had already passed the thirtieth mark, and the other was about the same. The youngest among them were Qin Hui and Tao Dong. Tao Dong was wearing pink gloves , the hood of the down jacket covered her head, and the fur around the hood was frozen. She acted like a baby with Qin Hui. Qin Hui opened his coat and hugged his little girlfriend, looking very affectionate.

Qin Hui and Tao Dong often show their affection on Weibo. Tao Dong looks at Xiaoniao Yiren, but in fact he is older than Qin Hui. Qin Hui will call her sister, very sweetly: "Ah Hui, I will get off the bus , it was so cold that I almost forgot..."

Kong Fansen took out his mobile phone and saw that there was no signal at all: "It's no wonder that we have to accept our mobile phone. I'm really not afraid of us cheating at all."

Zhang Qiong fastened her scarf, bent down and patted the ashes on her legs: "Let's go first, we'll talk when we get there."

Recite according to the order of reaching the destination. Everyone remembers the first few sentences. They have to be told to others first. What else do people who come later recite?full stop?Not sure if punctuation marks count as numbers.

They are all people who have participated in similar programs, and they all know in their hearts that the ranking is not important, the important thing is where to sleep at night?It's not impossible for the program crew to give a sleeping bag to the last place.

Thinking, everyone moved forward.

Zhou Jixing still stood where he was, and asked Xu Du next to him, "Is it cold?"

Xu Du was wearing heavy gloves, rubbing his left hand with his right hand: "It's cold, but it's better than in the morning."

Of course, the sun is out now, which is much better than the cold wind blowing in the dark in the morning.

It is not difficult to hike through the birch forest. On the contrary, the snow-covered birch forest is very beautiful, the bark is white and gray, and the birch trees stand tall and thin.

Zhou Jixing and Xu Du walked at the end, Xu Du looked at the snow under the wooden plank road, thinking about stepping on it and sinking there.

Zhou Jixing: "Childish, it's not like you haven't seen snow before."

Xu Du turned his head back to look at him, his eyes curved into an arc: "I've never seen such thick snow."

Passing through the birch forest, you have to climb up along the plank road. In fact, it is not high. When Xu Du started, he felt quite relaxed. The more I feel like I can't breathe.

Xu Du leaned on the armrest to catch his breath. He pulled off his mask, which was completely wet: "How many times a week, can you carry me one more time?"

Zhou Ji walked ahead, turned his head, glanced at him, his eyes were full of disgust: "It's a beautiful idea."

Xu Du's legs were weak, and he insisted on giving Zhou Jixing a middle finger: "Just wait and sleep with me on the street tonight!"

"Brother Xu, come on." Tao Dong was pulled by his boyfriend, and walked past Xu Du with a smile. Xu Du was a man, neither old nor young.

Xu Du sighed, feeling that life is difficult, why didn't he just stay at home and cook salted fish.

"How long are you going to stick there?"

When Xu Du looked up, he saw Zhou Jixing still standing on the steps, apparently waiting for him.

Xu Du simply salted the fish to the end, and his whole body lay on the handrail: "I can't walk anymore."

Zhou Jixing's eyes were dark, as if he felt that he would come here with Xu Du, he was really out of his mind: "I can't recite it, come here."

Xu Du looked at Zhou Jixing and stretched out a hand towards him.

Xu Du shook his head sullenly: "Come here."

"Stupid." Zhou Jixing took two steps down and grabbed Xu Du's gloved hand. Even though the glove was very thick, Xu Du still felt the touch. He looked at Zhou Jixing who was not wearing anything. hand, "Aren't you cold?"

Zhou Jixing pulled him forward for a few steps. As long as they were talking, they had already distanced themselves from other people. Same trash?"

Xu Du was pulled forward by him: "It's a coincidence, you have known me for so long, have you seen that I have been sick before?"

Zhou Jixing: "Sickness means that you have never been ill, and drunk means that you have been drunk several times. It is annoying to death."

When Xu Du heard it, it seemed to be true. The first time was at the class reunion. Zhou Jixing took him home and it was also on the trending searches. Later, he was eating hot pot at home, which was also on the trending searches. The last time was to accompany him. Drinking with Du Zhilin, pestering Zhou Jixing to carry him all the way, Xu Du said sincerely: "Zhou Jixing, you are a good person."

Zhou Ji walked forward without looking back: "Thank you, I hope you can be so candid in normal times."

Xu Du was not much better when he was dragged away by Zhou Jixing. He was dressed too thickly, and his whole body was heavy. Zhou Jixing seemed to have given up too. I can't even see it.

Xu Du: "Where do you think we will sleep at night?"

Zhou Jixing: "Don't you like snow? You can sleep in a snowdrift."

The two of them kept talking without saying a word, Xu Du went on the road talking a dozen times why he still hadn't arrived, Zhou Jixing scolded him for being a pig all the way, he was heavy and lazy, he walked back and forth a few steps , I have to pay attention to Zhou Xingxing, otherwise they can fall directly.

"Xu Du." Zhou Jixing stopped suddenly.

Xu Du suddenly raised his head and looked at his back: "Huh?"

The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth raised, and he smiled smugly. He didn't know if it was Xu Du's illusion. He felt that Zhou Jixing was different. Zhou Jixing was different from others in front of him, especially in front of the camera. In front of him, he is restrained and polite, even a little tactful, and has his own way of dealing with people and doing things without saying or making mistakes.

But today, it's fine if there's no pretentious sweet talk. Is what Zhou Jixing said to him along the way human?

Weeks a few lines, is it impossible to pretend to him anymore?

Xu Du suddenly raised his hand and touched his face, feeling a little puzzled.

"What are you groping for?" Zhou Jixing let go of his hand, stepped on the wooden plank with his heel, pressed his toes down, and went down the steps leisurely. Seeing Xu Du looking at him, he smiled suddenly, raised his hand, and the palm fell On the back of Xu Du's head, he turned his head, and when Xu Du changed his perspective, he saw a sea of ​​snow.

A few dead trees that withered in winter blocked the front, and looking over, a wide gorge, full of snow, was about to overflow, along the gorge, all the way to the sky, and the sky was still bright.

The sky is iridescent, wider than what I saw in the morning, like a long coat of paint, very beautiful, quite beautiful.

Xu Du murmured, "It's pretty."

Zhou Jixing smiled against the wind, raised his hand and patted the back of his head: "Let's go, what can you see here, go up and see everything."

Xu Du looked away: "Okay."

With the active cooperation that dragged their legs back, they walked much faster than before. Even so, they were still the last one, and the other three pairs were already waiting for them at the top of the mountain.

Kong Fansen: "It counts, are you tired?"

Zhou Jixing smiled politely: "It's okay, there is a small oil bottle and that's it."

As soon as the little Tuyouping came up, he looked around. He wanted to see the scenery first, but when Zhou Jixing defined him in this way, he immediately became excited: "Who is Tuyouying?"

Zhang Qiong leaned against Kong Fansen and looked at it. Hearing Xu Du's bluff, he laughed: "Okay, we've already finished memorizing it. Let's see if there is anything else we can add."

The ones that have already been recited have been written out. The first pair to arrive are Kong Fansen and Zhang Qiong. I don’t know which of them has a good memory. Just added two sentences.

The old artists Wang Yu and his wife, at this age, can't remember much. What they can remember has been told to the people in front of them, and they haven't made up a word.

Zhou Jixing read the sentences they wrote. His memory is actually very average. He has to read the lines three or five times before he can remember the general outline.

Wang Jingcheng said to Yu Qing: "It seems that this time, there is no need to be at the bottom."

Yu Qing glanced at her husband: "Xiaodu, tell me."

Xu Du: "It's behind my back."

As he said that, he really started to recite: "In the countryside, on the small roads and by the stone bridge, there are people walking slowly with umbrellas in their hands, and there are farmers working in the fields, wearing capes and hats, their houses , Sparsely, silently in the rain, more and more kites in the sky, more and more children on the ground, in the city and in the countryside, every household, old and young, all came out one by one..."

Recites quite fluently, not stuck at all.

Everyone was stunned.

Even Zhou Jixing, who was mentally prepared for the last place, was a little surprised.

Xu Du memorized all of them without hesitation, and he stopped when he was almost done, but according to this number, he is also No.1.

The final result is that Zhou Jixing and Xu Du turn over to be 1, and the others are placed in the back row. At the same time, the accommodation arrangement for tonight is also announced.

Zhou Jixing and Xu Du became the first because they came from behind, so they were arranged in the high-class room of the hotel. No.2 Kong Fansen and his wife were also arranged in the hotel, but it was just an ordinary room, and No.3 slept in the village On the kang, Wang Jingcheng and his wife, who were the last ones, really only gave them two sleeping bags.

This is undoubtedly not very polite for an old actor who is over [-] years old.

Originally, No.1 was nothing, but they were different in Zhou Jixing. They jumped up from the last place in the iron fight, which would inevitably make people feel that they took everyone's position, especially Xu Du among them was still an amateur.

Xu Du finished listening: "Is this the arrangement?"

Zhou Jixing looked down at him, according to Zhou Jixing's meaning, he must not accept the arrangement like this. Regardless of the later editing of this episode by the program group, if they are not even polite, they will definitely be scolded.

But the book was memorized by Xu Du, so I still have to read it from him.

Xu Du: "But I've cheated."

For a moment, everyone looked over, and Xu Du became the center of the angle of view. Xu Du felt that the camera was getting closer to his face: "I didn't remember it in those 5 minutes. I remembered "Spring" from the beginning. .”

Zhou Jixing raised his eyelashes.

Tao Dong, the youngest of the couple, asked in surprise, "All of them?"

The program group did not choose any jerky texts. Zhu Ziqing's "Spring" has been heard more or less, but no adult will remember the full text.

Xu Du: "Basically, I remembered it too clearly before. I read it once before, and I remembered it."

As for why I remember it so clearly...

Xu Du didn't want to say: "There is a Chinese teacher at home, that's it."

Everyone understands.

"This guy is calling me a little bitch, and I just want him to slap me in the face." Xu Du pointed at Zhou Jixing, "So this counts as cheating on me. Let's cancel the quota. We are still at the bottom."

In fact, remembering the original text is not a big problem, and the rules have never said that it can’t be done, but Xu Du said it so bluntly, which made others feel embarrassed. In the end, they pushed back and forth, and the ranking remained the same, but Xu Du Their night residence will be changed with that of Wang Jingcheng and his wife.

After the game, Zhou Jixing and Xu Du stood by to watch Yunjuan Yunshu and the rolling white snow.

The first bay of Longjiang River is buried by snow, and the mountains are green and black, vast and magnificent.

Xu Du looked at the rainbow colors of the sky, took out his phone and took a picture.

Zhou Jixing stood beside him: "Send it to Mr. Zhuang?"

Xu Du took off his hat, and the cold wind made his hair messy. After such a toss, Teacher Zhuang's painstaking efforts of applying hairspray and trimming eyebrows were all in vain: "Well, go back and hair her."

Zhou Jixing: "You can bring her here later."