The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du took out his mobile phone, lowered his head and called Zhou Jixing, and after a while, he answered the phone with a slight panting sound—a while ago, Zhou Jixing thought there was no place nearby for him to exercise, and then insisted on Pulling Xu Du to tidy up the room next door, he bought a bunch of exercise machines and piled them there, exercising in them every day when he had nothing to do, so that Xu Du was stroking his one-piece abs while eating takeaway...

But they still slept together. Unfortunately, the room was too small. His 2 yuan treadmill took up half of the room, and it was impossible to put another bed.

Yes, Zhou Jixing, that bastard, lost his bed in order to put his rags in there!

Zhou Jixing: "What's the matter?"

呿.

Listen to the tone.

Who is happy to find you.

Xu Du tugged at his collar, and silently cleared his throat: "Well, I won't be coming back at night, you eat by yourself..."

Snapped--

The phone hangs up.

Xu Du: "..."

I fuck your ancestors! !

.........

For the party at night, the place was chosen in a music restaurant that was quite close to the hospital. The box was divided into two, and the KTV and the dining room each occupied half, which was convenient and cheap.

A dozen or so came, mostly male doctors, and a few nurses from the department.

Du Zhilin poured alcohol fiercely, one cup after another. It was obvious that he was also happy and drank a lot. Fortunately, he didn't drink as much as Xu Du, otherwise he would have collapsed a long time ago.

"Doctor Xu." Someone sat down next to Xu Du. Xu Du was taken aback for a moment before realizing that it was Feng Zhen from the Department of Ophthalmology. He took the initiative to sit beside him, "Why don't you have a drink?"

Xu Du: "No, I don't drink."

"The family is strictly controlled?" Feng Zhen held the wine glass in his hand, and the goblet was swaying with moderately priced red wine. He wore golden glasses on the bridge of his nose. He was a decent-looking young doctor in the hospital.

Xu Du felt uncomfortable after hearing his words.

The tone of an unfamiliar person was full of inquiries.

Feng Zhen: "Sorry, I asked too much, I'm just a little curious whether big stars are the same as ordinary people at home."

Xu Du: "Well, one nose and two eyes."

"I was wrong, I apologize to you." Feng Zhen punished himself with a cup, and got up and changed seats.

After eating, they insisted on crowding together to sing, few of them could sing well, some were out of tune, some sang nonsense, Du Zhilin blushed from drinking, and several colleagues sat around and continued to drink.

Xu Du sat far away, he suddenly felt a little bored.

However, Du Zhilin is fine.

His being fine seemed to have completely brought an end to the turmoil of this period of time.

At the end of the party, Xu Du sent Du Zhilin to the car, Du Zhilin suddenly jumped on him, Xu Du bumped him back, and he smelled of alcohol: "Duer, Duer, I'm so happy... ..."

Xu Du breathed a sigh of relief, and patted him on the back: "Well, it's okay."

Du Zhilin lives alone, Xu Du can't just throw him downstairs and leave. When he worked so hard to get Du Zhilin to the bed and almost collapsed on the floor, he realized that Zhou Jixing was really bad. easy.

He still drove him back, but Zhou Jixing carried him all the way with such a good temper.

He drove home, and when he arrived at the place, he didn't get out of the car. Looking at the dark trees in front of him, he suddenly felt warm.

"Hey?"

Still the same old man's tone.

Xu Du: "I'm downstairs."

Zhou Jixing silently raised his eyebrows on the other end of the phone.

Xu Du: "Would you like to come out for supper?"

Seduce, no, hook up... It doesn't seem right, it's very immoral to tempt a person who works hard every day for his abs to come out for supper.

Zhou Jixing couldn't bear the temptation at all and agreed.

Supper is really the public enemy of the health of all human beings.

Xu Du was waiting for him downstairs. Zhou Jixing had obviously just taken a shower. He was wearing a cotton T-shirt with a jacket and slippers on his feet. He glanced around and saw Xu Du, come over.

Xu Du: "Let me help, aren't you cold?"

Zhou Jixing pulled up the zipper of the jacket and let out a hum.

"Forget it, you deserve it for being cold." Xu Du turned and opened the car door, took out a baseball cap, and put it on Zhou Jixing's head, "Pass over, it's behind the community."

When Zhou Jixing was put on his baseball cap, he was stunned for a moment. After Xu Du withdrew his hand, his eyes became bright again. Xu Du was already hugging himself, and the person who said he couldn't drive went out shivering from the cold.

Zhou Jixing swallowed.

.........

There is a night street behind the community, and there is a whole row of supper stalls, including fried noodles, fried noodles, and spicy soup. Xu Du didn't even ask Zhou Jixing what to eat, and went to sit at the barbecue stall.

He came here to eat barbecue: "Boss, here are two catties of spicy and garlic crayfish, sixty skewers, two bottles...well, two bottles of beer."

Zhou Jixing glanced at the plastic red stool with a hole missing, and sat down with downcast eyes: "I won't carry you on my back anymore."

Xu Du: "Okay, okay, if I want to get drunk, just throw me here and drink the northwest wind, don't bother me."

"Here comes the beer!"

Two bottles of beer are on the table, the others have to wait.

Xu Du waved: "Boss, open the bottle..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a knock, blinked, and Zhou Jixing had already put the opened wine on the table: "I'll go, I have a hand."

Zhou Jixing: "Do you think everyone is like you?"

Xu Du: "..."

Your drinking capacity isn't much better, is it?

The crayfish came to the table, and there were two big bowls full: "This is spicy, and this one is garlic, eat it first, the skewers will come soon!"

Xu Du rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was going to make a big move, supper, no, most of the things should not be interesting to eat by himself, and he has to fight to get his appetite.

The night enveloped the land, the lights dotted the night, pedestrians came and went in a hurry, they sat here, listening to the fried rice in the frying pan, listening to the sound of wine bottles colliding, listening to the unnutritious chat, the table behind Talk about their hometown.

The other person was surprised, is there such a thing?

"It's a small place."

"Yes, I don't know what those women are thinking."

……

When Xu Du was listening, he was used to standing there by himself.

Zhou Jixing: "Have you finished listening?"

Xu Du moved his hand, the coolness of the beer bottle stuck to his palm, and his fingerprints were left on the blue glass: "I'm used to it, I'm used to listening to what others say when I'm eating, and sometimes I like to follow along."

The corner of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched: "No one scolded you?"

Xu Du: "Secretly, no one heard."

You should put this sly look on Weibo, and show those who lick his photos to see whether this doctor is handsome or not.

What is the flower of Gaoling, it is a salted fish.

Xu Du peeled a shrimp slowly, and he showed it to Zhou Jixing. Don't get me wrong, he didn't intend to peel it for Zhou Jixing to eat at all, he just showed him a look: "Look, this thing is too long. Foul, a thing sold by weight has such a big head, it should undergo head reduction surgery!"

Zhou Jixing wanted to laugh a little, he pressed the corner of his mouth: "Eat yours, so much nonsense."

Xu Du talked a lot today, and usually he also talked, but if he ignored him a few lines after he finished speaking, he would not put his hot face on someone's cold ass. Today he kept pushing: "You have to talk when you sit together. Speak."

Zhou Jixing: "So happy?"

"Of course!" Xu Du wanted to smack his chest a little bit, but based on the soup in his hand, he decided to forget it, "I have let go of this big rock in my heart."

"If so, will you feel guilty?"

Xu Du was taken aback when he heard this.

Zhou Jixing: "If Tao Zheng really jumped, or if Du Zhilin was really infected, would he feel guilty?"

Xu Du said something similar to him, he said that he was not guilty of that person's suicide.

After a while, Xu Du unscrewed the head of the shrimp and threw it aside: "Ah, why do you ask such a nerve-wracking question?"

Zhou Jixing: "Casual."

Xu Du: "Then I won't answer casually."

Day of the week: "..."

Seeing his expression, Xu Du was happy: "No, I'm not the Virgin, nor Ultraman, and I have the obligation to save everyone."

Xu Du paused, and added: "Of course, I will be sad, but it doesn't affect my going on."

Zhou Jixing: "Then what will affect you to continue walking?"

Xu Du thought for a while, and then replied, "I don't have any money."

Day of the week: "..."

Xu Du: "Really, when I was studying, I thought that I don't need to earn too much money in the future, just enough money, but I found out after working that there will never be enough money."

Zhou Jixing acted like he didn't want to talk to him.

Xu Du raised his head slightly, as if talking to himself: "If I must choose a way to die, let me be stoned to death by money."

Zhou Jixing: "Hmm."

"You know what an ass!" Xu Du threw his head at him, "I am now a man who wants to raise a house, a car, and a loan for the elderly!"

Zhou Jixing bared his teeth: "What are you raising?"

"No..." Xu Du, who was about to say something wrong just now, buried his head in knocking on the prawns, which made him happy, "Eat, eat, hurry up, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Zhou didn't eat much during the trip, so he asked the boss to bring over two glasses, and he poured half a glass of beer and drank slowly.

The nightlife is leisurely and peaceful.

What broke this tranquility was Li Cheng, who had no night life. When he called, Zhou Jixing let the phone vibrate there for a long time, and didn't bother to answer it.

Xu Du smacked his finger: "Telephone."

Zhou Jixing is habitually not answering.

Xu Du thought for a while, until now, it seems that Zhou Jixing was the only one who couldn't get through to his phone number, and there was never a time when he couldn't get through Zhou Jixing's phone number.

Li Cheng is really miserable.

Xu Du: "Pick it up, it doesn't cost money to answer the phone."

Zhou Jixing rolled his eyes at him. He picked up his phone and answered the call. Li Cheng didn't ask why it took him so long to answer the call, but just asked, "Where are you? Are you still in Xudu?"

Zhou Jixing said in a lazy voice, "Yes."

Li Cheng: "Where are people?"

Zhou Jixing: "Opposite."

Xu Du raised his head when he heard the words on the opposite side.

Li Cheng: "Okay then, wait a minute, I'll be right over."

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Jixing put the phone in his pocket, which he did habitually, because Li Cheng had read to him tens of thousands of times: Be careful with your phone and privacy!

Xu Du had a great time knocking on shrimp, Zhou Jixing saw the oil stains on the corner of his mouth, Xu Du was thin, he looked like he was malnourished, not only his body was white, but his lips were also white, especially in winter, it was so white that it was a little purple, typical Ischemia, bright red and bright oil stains are now hanging on the corner of his mouth, a little shiny, when he spoke, his mouth opened and closed: "Is Li Cheng coming?"

Zhou Jixing: "Yes."

Xu Du glanced at the shrimp shells on this table: "Then do you want to order something?"

Zhou Jixing: "No, he's not here for supper."

After 15 minutes, Li Cheng lifted the curtain, sat in, and glanced at the skewers and crayfish on the table: "It's supper, so I'll have some too."

Xu Du: "..."

Day of the week: "..."

.........

Zhou Jixing didn't give Li Cheng a good face, he looked like a beggar who had no backbone and was rushing to eat the food that came from him.

It just so happened that Li Cheng was also used to Zhou Jixing not showing a good face, so he didn't care at all about Zhou Jixing's performance at the moment.

He ate a pot of crayfish, ordered two catties of spicy crab, a plate of cold pig ears, thirty skewers, Zhou Jixing and Xu Du only ordered two bottles of beer, and he drank three bottles by himself. Among other things, this amount of alcohol is just as good as the two of them.

Li Cheng held the chopsticks in his hand, pinching them to one side and then to the other.

The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched, his disgust exploded: "Are you reincarnated from a hungry ghost?"

"Hey!" Li Cheng put a pig's ear in his mouth, chewing vigorously, "You don't understand, since I brought you, I've been so busy, I haven't been sitting on the side of the street eating supper like this for many years .”

He took a sip of wine, great!

Xu Du: "..."

He thought Li Cheng was here, and he had to talk about how he got Zhou Jixing out to meet people.

When Li Cheng was full, he took out his wallet and said, "I'll treat you to this meal."

This was said to Xu Du, it seems that Zhou Jixing has long developed the habit of going out with people and paying for them.

The three walked back from the back street and entered the complex through the back door. There were not many people in the complex at night, only the sound of him walking.

Li Cheng was talking to Xu Du, it was full of unnutritive nonsense, Zhou Jixing walked behind alone, took a cigarette in his mouth, and smoked [-] to [-] yuan, and his relatives did not recognize him.

When he got downstairs, Xu Du subconsciously glanced at his car. Who was Li Cheng? He quickly caught Xu Du's glance: "Xiao Xu, I just bought a car."

Xu Du: "Yes."

Li Cheng: "Why did you stop here?"

Xu Du: "I haven't bought a parking space, so I parked first, and no one in the community checks."

Li Cheng oh oh twice, of course he didn't feel that Xu Du couldn't afford a parking space, and the 500 million was transferred out through him.

Although Xu Du had promised at the beginning that he didn't want any money, he immediately gave the money as soon as Zhou Jixing said it.

They do this business and cannot be owed.

Now it's obvious that we have to eat and drink at other people's houses for a few days a week, 500 million is a bit too much, but we can't be stingy, as long as Xu Du gets the sweetness, he doesn't ask for money anymore.

What's more, he has put away all the screenshots and everything, and he has made a moral high point in preparation.