The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du was indeed fascinated by watching Zhou Jixing just now. Recently, he has always been in such a belated trance, and he seems to have reacted after doing it all.

This seemed to be the first time he and Zhou Jixing ate out. The previous few times were either at his home or in a hotel.

When Xu Du was thinking about why his brain twitch followed Zhou Jixing, Zhou Jixing came up with this sentence.

Xu Du: "You sit across from me, if I don't look at you, who do you look at?"

Zhou Jixing raised his eyelids: "I'm sitting across from you too, have you seen me staring at you with such disgusting eyes?"

Oh shit!You should ask for wine!

Xu Du buried himself in eating his food with the mentality of eating early and being liberated. Zhou Jixing obviously didn't bother to talk to him, and the two shared half of the fish each. This silence of being lazy to talk to each other ended in Cao Xi.

"Hey, why are you so silent after eating?" Cao Xi turned on the star lamp and walked in.

Although this person is almost bald in plaid shirts all the year round, and although no blind girl has yet taken a fancy to him, his natural familiarity is really no worse than Zhou Jixing: "Why don't you talk? Anyway, welcome." .”

As soon as Xu Du saw him coming, he knew that Zhao Zhuo had told him.

Zhou Jixing: "Hello."

"It's still polite to be a big star." Cao Xi flattered and shook hands with Zhou Jixing, Zhou Jixing had one hand and his two hands, "I'm Du'er's classmate, Cao Xi, Cao Xi's Cao, Cao Xi's Xi, last time We met, remember?"

The days of the week are of course... I don't remember.

How many people does he meet every day, if he is expected to remember everyone, his brain will overheat and be scrapped.

But as a well-rounded adult, Zhou Jixing instantly remembered what Xu Du said in the car, and deduced: "Student reunion?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Cao Xi laughed disgustingly, "But not only that time, but also outside the hospital once."

Whether you remember it or not, Zhou Jixing said in unison: "Really?"

"Du'er, sit in and make room for me." Cao Xi squeezed his buttocks in, forcing Xu Du to sit inside, "Zhuo'er! The menu! How can there be no wine at the party of the elders? "

Zhao Zhuo: "Come here, you are the one who has a lot to do."

Cao Xi took the menu, ordered a few appetizers, and ordered a dozen wines. When the wine came, he poured wine for Zhou Jixing. Xu Du saw everything through.

Cao Xi: "Come on, Du'er can't drink, let's come here, two gentlemen."

Xu Du kicked over: "Who do you say is not a man?"

"Hey." Cao Xi retracted his feet, "I'm not just saying it, who doesn't know that you pour a cup, just last time, I had to go up and grab the wheat from the young couple Lele and Zheng Feng, singing "Because of Love", Hey, a few lines, can I call you that?"

Zhou Jixing shook the wine glass, the liquid swayed in the transparent glass, he smiled softly: "Anything you want."

"Then I'll just call it that. I'm more natural and familiar, so don't mind." Cao Xi opened his mouth in a series of words, and he came within 5 minutes, talking more than Xu Du plus Zhou Jixing. "But if I didn't know him well, Du'er would have been alone for three years in high school."

Xu Du: "Can you use more precise words?"

"Oh, it's almost the same." Cao Xi turned his head and said to Xu Du, "Don't you remember? Our high school row seats, you were only 1.6 meters high at that time, and you had to stand at the end according to your height. You don't talk to anyone, and you can sit there for a whole day, and we privately guess whether you are autistic."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du himself didn't remember at all.

Cao Xi turned his head again, and said happily to Zhou Jixing, "Guess what happened in the end?"

Zhou Jixing raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Cao Xi laughed loudly: "It was only later that I found out that he was reading comics! The sitting posture is as standard as that of a primary school student, but he didn't listen to a class."

Xu Du: "..."

Cao Xi: "What was even more annoying was that there was a night self-study, he fell asleep in a daze, felt dazzling, turned off the classroom light, turned around and went back to sleep hahaha, I remember that class was still the old class I died laughing hahahaha."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du hasn't read comics for many years, and he can't be lazy to sleep after work. He has already forgotten all these fart things. If Cao Xi didn't have a sick mind and suddenly mentioned these...

Xu Du put one hand on Cao Xi's head: "Get out, get out of here."

Zhao Zhuo happened to bring the wine over, and when he heard them talking about this, he also interjected: "Besides, Du'er's mother was a teacher at that time, and he stole our school's WIFI password and the laboratory key. I miss watching the World Cup through the window together.”

Cao Xi: "Yes! Which year did you chase after?"

Zhao Zhuo: "Ronaldo."

Zhou Jixing raised his hand, took a sip of wine, with a smile in his eyes.

Xu Du was too lazy to listen to the nonsense of the two of them, he turned his head and met Zhou Xingxing's eyes with that lazy and relaxed smile.

Not only family members, but also no friends for a few days a week.

Xu Du felt relieved.

Cao Xi patted his chest and boasted: "Anyway, if you want to hear about Du'er's embarrassing things, just ask me! There is nothing I don't know about!"

Zhao Zhuo haha: "Just blow it."

Zhou Jixing was quite cooperative: "Really?"

Cao Xi: "That's a must! Du'er and I eat a popsicle and wear a pair of pants... Oh! Fuck! It hurts!"

Xu Du took back his foot and stomped it hard, and smiled: "You're so embarrassed to say so."

Cao Xi: "..."

While laughing and making trouble, Xu Du still drank some wine. They talked more and more vigorously, and even Zhao Zhuo didn't leave. He habitually wanted to sit down with his buttocks. A pause.

Cao Xi laughed gloatingly, and was beaten up by Zhao Zhuo.

Cao Xi: "I'm sorry, everyone was too impressed at the class reunion last time."

Cao Xi's explanation to Zhou Jixing was quite euphemistic.

Obviously it was because he picked up Xu Du and walked away without saying a word, not to mention Zhao Zhuo, Cao Xi didn't have the guts to sit directly beside Zhou Jixing.

"Du'er, get out there." Cao Xi pulled Xu Du out who was too lazy to lean directly against the wall.

Xu Du was not happy: "Why?"

Cao Xi said: "Who is the target!"

Xu Du's face was stained red by alcohol, and he looked a little shy.

Xu Du was thrown to sit with Zhou Jixing. Xu Du raised his hand and snorted to brush his hair, then sat down.

Cao Xi began to talk to Zhou Jixing again about Xu Du's high school events, but Xu Du didn't remember any of them, and he suspected that Cao Xi made it up in order to discredit his noble personality.

After drinking for three rounds, Xu Du, who hadn't had a glass yet, got up first to drain the water, Zhao Zhuo went with him, the two of them stood side by side, unbuttoned their trousers, drizzling for a while.

Zhao Zhuo: "Are you really married?"

Xu Du was taken aback: "Huh?"

Zhao Zhuo: "It looks strange."

"Nonsense, I haven't met a few times."

There were only the two of them in the bathroom, Zhao Zhuo put on his trousers, and said slowly, "But I think he is quite interested in you, most people can't stand such a noisy person like Xizi."

Xu Du: "He pretends to be patient in front of others."

Zhao Zhuo: "No, brother is also a person who has been in love, no matter how much you pretend, patience and interest are different, but I think he seems to be quite lacking in love, he doesn't have many friends."

Xu Du turned his head and looked at him: "Why are you like my mother?"

"Yo." Zhao Zhuo was amused when he heard the words, and smiled meanly, "You've already met your parents, so you really don't plan to serve wine. Brother, I have saved this red envelope for many years."

Xu Du walked to the sink and turned on the faucet. The water was cold, and it was a bit irritating to wash his hands in the winter: "I really have nothing to do with him."

Zhao Zhuo also came over: "What about after that? Although you are a man, you are all married after all, you can't leave this, right? This is what you plan to do in your life? I think he is also very good, not a bad person, and... ..."

Zhao Zhuo paused.

Xu Du: "And what?"

Zhao Zhuo: "I always thought it was possible for you."

Xu Du was really happy this time, he quickly rinsed his hands, put the water under the dryer to dry: "Think too much, he is a star after all, if it is someone else, I have such a temper, you don't need to say, I can do it too, but..."

Xu Du raised his head slightly, and the light narrowed his eyes into a line: "Although he is arrogant and mean-spirited, he can pretend to be annoying, but he is indeed standing on a high place, and he is working hard to reach the peak."

Zhao Zhuo: "What if he stepped off the high platform?"

"Huh?" Xu Du turned his head to look at him, then smiled, "We'll talk about it then."

.........

This night, Cao Xi talked the most and drank the most. When he was eighty percent drunk, Zhao Zhuo moved him to the staff lounge and asked him to lie down and sober up.

Xu Du knew how much he was drinking, he didn't take a couple of sips, he was still sober, he finished eating and drinking, and was ready to leave.

Zhao Zhuo: "I'll go clean up first, you guys go slowly, let's make an appointment next time."

Xu Du stretched out his hand and fist bumped Zhao Zhuo.

When I was in the store, I still had a warm memory. When I got out of this door, without the heating, Xu Du realized the cruelty of the world: "Fuck, fuck, why is it so cold."

Xu Du turned his head to look at Zhou Jixing, and saw that this guy was dressed so elegantly and not warmly: "I'll go, aren't you cold?"

"Get used to it." Zhou Jixing took a few steps forward, "You wait inside, I will take a taxi before you come out."

Oh my goodness.

For the first time, Xu Du had the illusion of being moved by Zhou Jixing.

It was so cold this day that he was about to freeze his brain and have delusions.

Xu Du tremblingly wanted to go back, when the phone in his pocket rang, Xu Du took out a look: "Xiao He? What's the matter?"

There was no sound on the phone for a long time.

Xu Du: "What's the matter? Can you hear me? Huh?"

Xu Du vaguely heard a sob.

"Xiao He, tell me something, I'm listening."

"Doctor Xu." Xiao He on the other end of the phone finally opened his mouth, crying clearly and holding back, "I failed..."

Xu Du understood instantly.

He sighed: "Where are you now?"

Xiao He sniffed and reported his location: "Okay, I'll go over right away, you wait there and don't run around."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Du quickly turned around: "Zhou—"

You can't call his name blindly on the street.

Xu Du gave a fuck, and he stretched out his hand, waving it back and forth: "Hey! Did you hit the taxi!"

Zhou Jixing just stopped a taxi, and when he turned around, he saw Xu Du who was running and waving his hands while panting. His hands were waving a bit like an inflatable doll that was blown around by the wind as an advertisement outside the shop. The serious kind].

Xu Du ran over and exhaled whitely: "Get in the car first."

After getting in the car, Xu Du reported the address to the driver, and then asked Xu Du: "I'm going to a place now, do you want to follow me first, or..."

Zhou Jixing sat upright: "Let's go."

Xu Du shut up.

When Xu Du arrived at the place, he saw Xiao He sitting on the edge of the flower bed from a long way away, still crying and twitching.

Xu Du: "Xiao He."

Xiao He raised his head, as if he had found a mother who could complain about his grievances: "Doctor Xu——"

Xu Du hugged her Xu Xu, patted her on the back: "Yes, yes."

Xiao He: "That bastard! I asked him out for a long time! I prepared for so long! I lit the candle for a long time! He knows how hard it is for me to prevent the wind from blowing out the candle! You bastard! ! Just ran away! Woooooo..."

Xu Du: "Yes, yes, bastard, bastard."

However, Xu Du's words of comfort were of no use, because Xiao He cried even louder.

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du really can't comfort people, he squatted beside Xiao He, the little girl hugged her knees, her face was buried in her arms, her gradually choking voice was even more distressing.

Xu Du opened his mouth and closed it again.

"Why, why did he..."

"Does he not like me? If he doesn't like it, why should he send me home, if he doesn't like it, why should he accompany me to work overtime, if he doesn't like it, why should he give me the Ping An fruit? It's so ugly..."

"The flowers are gone, and the candles have been swept away..."

……

Xu Du sighed, took off his coat, and put it on Xiao He: "Cry, cry as you like."

It was the first time for the little girl to break up in love, sometimes, unilaterally, and she cried so heartbroken that even Zhou Jixing, who had been staring at her, was useless.

Xu Du stayed by the side for a long time, and then took a taxi to take Xiao He back home in a very gentlemanly manner.

Xiao He left, and the gentleman shrank into a ball in less than three seconds, crossed his hands and burrowed into his armpits, his back arched into a lump, and his mouth rustled like a snake for a long time: "Fuck fuck!" Hold."

It might be really boring today, I accompanied Xu Du around half of the Huajian District, and now I still have my pockets on, walking behind Xu Du, and looked down on him with supercilious eyes: "Fuck you."

Hearing this, Xu Du turned around and gave him a face: "The little girl is crying like that, and she can't be comforted. It's too beastly to not even give you a coat like you! Thanks to you, I still love you..." Love bean……

Xu Du hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly covered his face, his eyes were pitch black, Xu Du was stunned for two seconds, then raised his hand to grab the leather jacket thrown on his face a few lines next week: "Fuck!"

Zhou Jixing laughed cautiously, with a fierce look: "Who the fuck?"

Xu Du: "..."