The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xiao He really wanted to jump up and beat Xu Du, but for the sake of giving him a handsome face in the morning, Xiao He endured it, and she lowered her head and buttoned the hole of her sweater: "Doctor Xu, you are going to talk to you on Saturday. Have you met?"

They come, the security.

Xu Du is used to them calling Zhou Jixing his boyfriend, his object.

Xu Du: "What am I meeting with him? He just left yesterday..."

After finishing speaking, Xu Du came to his senses and cursed in a low voice.

That's too late.

Women are sensitive to all gossip.

"What did you just say?" Xiao He smiled obscenely, "You two met yesterday? Doctor Xu, you were on duty yesterday..."

Xu Du: "..."

"It means that you were together the day before yesterday and spent the night together."

look!This swift and terrible reasoning ability!

Fortunately, women are emotional, and this point of reasoning is used on emotional issues, otherwise there would be Sherlock Holmes.

Xiao He: "Hey."

Xu Du slapped her face away: "Little girl, Jiajia, can you stop laughing so obscenely."

"No way!" Xiao He clasped his hands together, with a happy face, "CP fans have eaten candy!"

Xu Du remained expressionless: "..."

"One is filming far away in City B." Xiao He held up a finger, and then raised another finger. The two fingers were originally separated by a long distance. In Xiao He's self-satisfaction, the two fingers intersected. They kissed each other, "The other was looking forward to seeing each other in D city, finally, they met, oh! honey! I miss you, oh! Darling! I miss you too!"

Xu Du had goosebumps: "I told you, don't make too much noise."

"It's already very sweet." Xiao He snorted, holding his mobile phone, and insisted on showing it to Xu Du, "You guys are famous devil CPs who love each other and kill each other. Look, your chatting has already reached nearly 30 people."

Xu Du: "... how boring these 30 people are."

boring.

Not at all cooperative.

Xiao He glared at him and took back his phone: "Anyway, Saturday is Christmas Eve. Aiqiguo is going to hold a star party on Saturday, and your partner will also be there that day. I thought you haven't seen each other for a long time. You can take this opportunity What, what, what."

Xu Du: "..."

There were too many slots, and Xu Du didn't know where to start complaining.

Long time no see?

Xu Du felt that he had met Zhou Jixing enough, and he didn't need any more.

And why are others so aware of his itinerary?

And what, what, what, what, what?

"Stop making up your mind." Xu Du put his hand on Xiao He's forehead, "And I will be on duty that day."

He got up, put a pen in his pocket, and walked out of the office.

Tomorrow Tao Zheng will come over for laser treatment. Condyloma acuminatum is still a trivial matter, and the main thing is HIV. You have to cheer up and do a good job of protection.

After get off work, Xu Du planned to cook two packs of instant noodles that he had kept privately before going to bed, but after digging in the secret treasure house for a long time, he only took out two mints.

Xu Du sat on the floor in a daze, blinked, and belatedly remembered what Zhou Jixing said—by the way, I forgot to tell you, I accidentally told Aunt Zhuang about the instant noodles you hid at home .

The corners of Xu Du's mouth twitched abruptly.

Beast!

There was no instant noodles, so Xu Du turned over and lay down on the carpet, he didn't want to move, he was so tired from turning over.

He exhaled towards the ceiling, raised his eyelids halfway, and did nothing. After lying like this for a while, he took out his phone with little strength, and ordered a claypot rice casually as he ordered in the past.

Taking out food takes time, so Xu Du flipped through the pages on the phone's desktop back and forth, saw the Weibo of the last [the last app downloaded], paused, and clicked in.

After the "official announcement", Xu Du hadn't clicked on Weibo. When he saw the dazzling red string, he numbly clicked it off quickly, as if he didn't see it.

People's trending searches are updated every minute, and he and Zhou Jixing's matter has long since fallen to nowhere.

It's impossible for Xu Du to go to see their super talk, even if he is killed.

He typed a few words on the search term, and with half-raised eyes, he watched the words come out one by one on the search bar: Zhou Jixing black material

It's a pity that he didn't see anything that made him happy and relaxed this time, because after Xu Du's trumpet was exposed by his own coquettish operation, the word black material turned into a kind of sugar, a kind of sweet?

Xu Du didn't quite understand the brain circuits of young people nowadays.

Xu Du quickly flipped through a few pages, and could see his name from time to time.

#几度# There is no way to be friends with someone who has really liked, because even if they just glance at it, they still want to have [heart] [heart]

It is true that there is no way to be friends, but that is because there is indeed a gap between humans and animals...

# Several degrees # Sisters!I sorted out the short cartoons of little doctors and big stars!Second modification is prohibited!

There are not a few photos at all and it will not affect your own food production...

#几度#Baby!Mom loves you!I'm sure I got it right this time!Devil cp is really too high [lemon] [lemon]

no...it's fake...

Xu Du was very unhappy, feeling as if he had lost his source of happiness.

If there is no black material, why is he scolding?

Boring ah boring.

While bored, Xu Du suddenly paused.

He saw Zhou Jixing's name, which was different from others who used his name when they tweeted, because it was posted by himself...

Day of the week:

I think the most precious thing in the world is "today", and the most easily lost is also "today", because it is the easiest to lose, so I think it can be more precious.

Then there is a picture of coffee.

Standard art.

Xu Du snorted disdainfully, closed Weibo directly, and then when he was looking at Moments, he accidentally saw a message

Li Cheng commented below: You talk too much!

Xu Du snorted.

It seems that Li Cheng sent it on his mobile phone.

"This idiot." Xu Du cursed, and then accidentally clicked on the like, "Fuck, I wasted a like!"

……

When Zhou Jixing saw Xu Du's carelessness, he was stunned for a moment. He repeatedly confirmed that he didn't see it, and then immediately called Li Cheng. Li Cheng was exhausted after a day of exhaustion: "My little ancestor Ah, what's the matter with you?"

Zhou Jixing cut to the chase: "You put Xu Du in my group?"

Li Cheng looked confused: "What group?"

Zhou Jixing opened and closed his lips, and uttered a word: "Pretend."

Li Cheng: "..."

Li Cheng, who was far away in City A, was so angry that he coughed out blood: "What's wrong with me? What's the matter, can you explain it clearly?"

Zhou Jixing: "You didn't put him in my group, how did he see my circle of friends?"

Because of Zhou Jixing's bad temper, Li Cheng was really afraid that he would talk nonsense outside, so he asked him to set up a group, and when posting to Moments, he just complained in this group.

After so many years.

The only people Zhou Jixing can trust are Li Cheng and Xiaobing.

What happened to Xu Du's sudden appearance?

Li Cheng insisted again and again that he had never done such a thing at all, and asked Zhou Jixing why he was so boring, and even asked him about this matter.

Who is bored?

Zhou Jixing stared at the words "sunny day is good for fishing", forget it, just stay if you like, who is afraid of you.

Just thinking about it, Li Cheng sent a wechat message.

Ethan: I've already told DIR about the costumes for Brilliant Night

Ethan: By the way, you can meet Xu Du after the end

Z.: not seen

Ethan: What's your temper?When you are not allowed to meet, you have to run thousands of miles to have a meal with them, and then fly back early in the morning.you say?

Li Cheng typed so fast that Zhou felt a headache when he saw the line above "the other party is typing".

He simply threw the phone aside, but Li Cheng's bombing did not end, and the phone vibrated with the news.

Ethan: Can you spare me a snack?my little ancestor

Ethan: You and Xu Du are passionately in love!In love!Long time no news, what do netizens think?At that time, it will be said that you are in a fake relationship, and you will do anything for the sake of marketing!

Ethan: You can turn around this time because of Xu Du

Ethan: What about people? ?

Ethan: Talking to you?

Li Cheng never expected that Zhou Jixing had put his phone aside early and went to take a shower.

……

Xu Du's situation was similar here, he filled his stomach to a point, took a shower and went to bed.

Going to bed early and waking up early is good, Xu Du even ate two extra steamed buns in the morning, he prepared everything, but witness Tao didn't come...

Xiao He: "Wait a little longer? His illness can't be delayed, or else he wouldn't have come for the checkup."

Xu Du, well, didn't show any emotion: "Go to work."

On this day, there was nothing special. Xu Du finished his day's work very peacefully. When he was about to get off work, he was sitting in the office, and the computer screen was on, just on.

Xu Du held the armrest of the office chair, his eyelashes drooped slightly, and he seemed to be in a daze.

When the phone rang, Xu Du thought it was Tao Zheng calling. On the day Tao Zheng left, he used the most annoying provocative way of a brat to put a piece of paper with his name and phone number in Tao Zheng's pocket: "Hi .”

"It's me." Xu Du knew who it was when he heard the voice, he exhaled, "Well, tell me."

Li Cheng smiled: "So cold? Last time I went downstairs to your house to pick up a few lines. I planned to see you, but a few lines said you were still sleeping, so I just let it go."

Li Cheng said it as if Zhou Jixing still cared a little bit about him, but Xu Du knew very well in his heart that even if Zhou Jixing really said it, it would definitely not be in such a tone.

Xu Du supported his forehead with one hand, he was too lazy to be polite, and Li Cheng didn't continue to make connections. He followed the concern just now and said the purpose: "This Saturday, the few lines will come back to attend a party."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du now wants to seal Xiao He's crow's mouth.

Hearing that Xu Du didn't respond immediately, Li Cheng didn't think it was strange. He continued: "Look, you guys have been announcing it for so long. Do you know cp fans? It's time to give them some candy. In this way, on Saturday I Arrange for someone to pick you up, and then you will wait in the car, and I will take a picture and post it on Weibo, do you think so?"

Xu Du had a feeling of numbness as expected.

Forget it.

Xu Du sighed, "I've told you everything, what else do you want to say?"

"Don't say that." Li Cheng said politely, "It's not that you and a few lines don't like to worry about it, it's just that I'm idle and think too much, if you don't like it..."

Li Cheng paused for two seconds, probably waiting for Xu Du to say something, but Xu Du just didn't want to say anything, as if he was waiting for him to say "it's okay" or "forget it"...

Li Cheng: "Hey, save some face."

Xu Du took a pen casually and turned it around, very slowly and casually. The corner of his mouth curled up, and Li Cheng continued to say: "Don't worry, I don't need you to do anything during the whole process. I will send someone to pick you up. It’s just a car, just meet with a few lines, there’s no other way, now netizens are very smart, if they don’t pay attention, they will make up their minds, and it will be even more troublesome.”

Li Cheng deliberately prolonged the word "more troublesome".

Forget it.

Xu Du: "I have an operation that day, and it will end at about ten o'clock."

Li Cheng: "OK!"

After hanging up the phone, Xu Du got up and changed his clothes. He walked out of the office, turned to the nurse's station before going downstairs, and said hello to the nurse on duty: "If Tao Zheng is here, give me a call."

The nurse was taken aback when she heard the name: "Tao Zheng?"

Another nurse next to her reminded her: "It's the HIV one!"

"Oh." Now the entire Second Hospital knows that there is such a patient in the anorectal department, "Okay, Dr. Xu."

Xu Du withdrew his hand: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

"No trouble, no trouble."

…………

Tao Zheng didn't come for a few days, and Xiao He had to say a few words every day: "Do you think he will come today? It doesn't hurt, just bear it every day. He must have gone to another hospital, right?"

Xu Du didn't speak, and Xiao He said to himself: "It's not right, he's fine after eating, and it's no good for him to stay in another hospital for two days, right?"

"Doctor Xu!" Xiao He suddenly looked at Xu Du, frowning slightly, the matter was not simple, "Could he be..."

Xu Du opened his eyes and looked at Xiao He's face that suddenly approached. With this face, Xu Du didn't want to listen to the following text at all.

Xiao He: "Could it be that he thinks you are too fierce! That's why he didn't dare to come!"

Xu Du: "..."

"Could it be shame?" Xiao He rubbed his chin, thinking, "I heard that boys of this age want to save face the most. One day you scared people to tears in front of so many people. They don't want to lose face! As a doctor , you quickly review yourself!"

Xu Du pushed her away: "You have so many people, do you mean two?"

Tao Zheng himself was included in the examination room that day, and there were only three people. How come there are "so many people".

Xiao He: "Is that the point! The point is that you made people cry!"

"He won't go to another hospital." Dr. Du opened the door and walked in, showing Xu Du a document.

Xiao He: "Why?"

Xu Du took the file, read it and said, "Compared to other hospitals, he is more likely to find a small clinic to solve it."

"Ah!" Xiao He thumped his fist on his palm, "How can he go to the clinic, the clinic can at most prescribe some anti-inflammatory medicine for him."

Dr. Du: "That's the best result."