The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du's class today was not comfortable at all. In Xiao He's words, his hands were more brutal than before. During the lunch break, Dr. Du was holding a thermos cup with goji berries and chrysanthemums, as if nothing had happened. Turning around, I asked him, "Do you want me to come for surgery this afternoon?"

Holding disposable chopsticks, Xu Du pawed at the hot dry noodles in the bowl for a long time, but he didn't eat a single one: "No need."

Dr. Du looked at him: "It's really unnecessary."

"No need, thank you." After Dr. Du went out, Xu Du looked at the bowl of noodles that he had been pawing for a long time, put down his chopsticks with no appetite at all, and rubbed his hair irritably.

fuck it.

Although he knew that Zhou Jixing was good at pretending in front of outsiders, and that Mr. Zhuang liked him very much, but he was inexplicably irritated in his heart.

When he was irritable, Zhou Jixing was sitting upright opposite Mr. Xu, looking at the teacup on the side of the chessboard.

Teacher Xu frowned, obviously dissatisfied with Zhou Jixing's three-legged cat chess skills.

Zhou Jixing really doesn't know how to play chess, so he resisted the urge to say to Mr. Xu, "How about we play flying chess?" He was eaten by Mr. Xu with a horse.

Day of the week: "..."

Big loss...

Teacher Xu picked up the teacup and took a leisurely sip of the Dahongpao (last year Xu Du offered one month's salary as a confession under Teacher Xu's various hints, and today he deliberately took it out to save face).

"continue."

Zhou Jixing bit the bullet and continued.

Until he was general again.

Teacher Xu snorted tremblingly: "Huh."

This appearance is very similar to Xu Du.

Zhou Jixing didn't know why, but he suddenly remembered that evil doctor.

Probably lost too badly.

"Old Xu." Teacher Zhuang poked his head out from the kitchen, "Go to the balcony and pick two green onions for me."

Usually it's fine, but now in front of the son-in-law... bah, son-in-law, you still have to save face, Teacher Xu coughed: "What are you talking about, just do your own thing."

Teacher Zhuang said, "Hey! You're still going!"

"I'll come, I'll come!" Zhou Jixing stood up immediately, "Uncle, sit down, let me do this kind of trivial matter."

Zhou Jixing fled to the balcony, let alone let him pinch green onions, let him plant rice seedlings.

Zhou Jixing picked up the shallots and brought them back to the kitchen in person. When Teacher Zhuang saw the specially picked shallots in his hand, he smiled and said, "It's better for you, unlike Xu Du. If you let him go, he will do it casually." Pull it back for me, I am so angry that I really want to beat him."

Zhou Jixing could imagine that scene, and couldn't help but twitched his lips: "I didn't make it when I was a child, so how can I do it now?"

"That's right." Teacher Zhuang rinsed the shallots in the water under the faucet, "In a blink of an eye, they are all this big, and we are getting old too."

Zhou Jixing pursed his lower lip, didn't say that you were young, rolled up his sleeves, and took off the five-figure wristwatch: "Auntie, let me do it."

Mr. Zhuang: "No, no, how can this work, you just sit outside."

Zhou Jixing really picked up the kitchen knife and cut the red pepper on the cutting board into circles. Mr. Zhuang could tell at a glance that this was an acquaintance.

She really didn't expect that Zhou Jixing could cook, let alone a man, with Zhou Jixing's status, Mr. Zhuang really used him as a diamond offering.

Mr. Zhuang never thought of asking Zhou Jixing to work. Why should he be a sleight of hand when he is out in the world, but when he gets more status at home, he has to be a cow. Their Xu family doesn't have such broken rules, but they didn't expect Zhou A few lines to get started.

Mr. Zhuang saw that he was quite active, so he didn't try to persuade him anymore, and just brought another apron over: "Xiao Zhou, come on, put on the apron, it will get dirty later."

Zhou Jixing's hands were covered with water, and he was taken aback when he heard that, Teacher Zhuang had already come over with an apron, so he had to lower his head and ask Teacher Zhuang to help him put it on, but it didn't matter, he just hung it on his body.

He came for the hard-to-cut bones, he came for the hard-to-cut onions and peppers, and he came for the easy-to-fry oil, and the aroma gradually spread in the kitchen.

Teacher Zhuang: "I heard from Xu Du that you love eggplant and taro, why don't you eat more meat, it's hard work running around every day."

Zhou Ji paused: "What?"

Teacher Zhuang thought he didn't hear clearly: "Oh, I have been calling Xu Du to bring him back for a sit-down, and asked him what you like to eat, and he told me that you like eggplant and taro."

——What do you not like to eat?

- nothing, just ask

Zhou Jixing smiled angrily: "There is also coriander, isn't it?"

"Hey!" Mr. Zhuang slapped his head when he heard the words, "Look at my memory, I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me, it's okay, there are coriander planted on the balcony, I'll go pick some."

If Xu Du were here, seeing Zhou Jixing's expression at this moment, he would probably be too scared to make a sound, Zhou Jixing put his canine teeth against his lower teeth, and changed the subject with a half-smile: "Auntie, look at the soup, it should be good gone."

"Ah! Okay, I'll come!" Teacher Zhuang saw white gas coming out of the casserole, and was easily distracted. Teacher Zhuang took a spoon, scooped out a little milky white crucian carp soup, took a sip, and it tasted good , "Okay, when will you learn how to cook? I think you are proficient.

Zhou Jixing smiled, still polite: "It's been a long time since I touched it. If you think it tastes good, I'll change it."

"Very good." Mr. Zhuang smiled and waved his hands, "Xu Du is older than you, and he can cook instant noodles even now."

Zhou Jixing recalled yesterday's bowl of instant noodles, one of the eggs was half-cooked, but Xu Du was the one who ate the most satisfyingly: "Auntie."

Teacher Zhuang: "Eh? What's the matter?"

Zhou Jixing's brows and eyes curved slightly: "Auntie, there are instant noodles hidden in Xu Du's room."

…………

When he got off work, Xu Du took off his white coat, and when he put it in the drawer, he saw the two big apples that hadn't moved. He paused, and then closed the drawer.

When he went downstairs, the phone rang. Xu Du thought it was Mr. Zhuang urging him to go back quickly, but he didn't even look at it, so he shouted weakly, "It's off work, it's off work, I'll be right there..."

"Xu Du?"

The other party called out.

Huh?

Xu Du took the phone away and saw that it was Li Cheng calling, which was embarrassing...

Xu Du rubbed his nose: "Sorry, I thought it was my mother calling."

Li Cheng still behaved amiably: "Winter solstice, I know, it's good to go home."

Without Li Cheng turning the corner to ask, Xu Du took the initiative to explain without hesitation: "Zhou Jixing came over last night and is now at my mother's house."

Probably because he was surprised by Xu Du's honesty, no one spoke on the phone.

Xu Du didn't rush, anyway, it was Li Cheng's call, and his phone bill would not be deducted for a long time. During this period, Xu Du stopped a taxi by the way, and after getting in the car, Li Cheng finally said, "Hey , I see, let him stay, please."

Xu Du nodded: "Well, it's quite troublesome."

Li Cheng: "..."

Xu Du didn't seem to feel his speechlessness at all, and shouted to the taxi master: "Master, go to the experimental middle school."

Master: "Success, I understand."

Xu Du returned to the phone: "Is there anything else?"

Li Cheng shook his head: "...It's nothing. He played a few fighting scenes yesterday, and his waist will probably hurt for a few more days. Please pay attention. If he falls down somewhere and can't stand up, you should call me immediately." .”

Xu Du was surprised: "So serious?"

He thought it was due to his age, who didn't suffer from this pain and that pain.

.........

On the way home, Xu Dulow watched the popular science information about ankylosing spondylitis on Baidu.

Swipe down, and you will see a piece of news: the body "folded" for 28 years, and he stood up.

Although his specialty is to see chrysanthemums, Xu Du, as a doctor, seems to know more about these things than ordinary people.

According to Li Cheng, Zhou Jixing's waist is already very serious.

Xu Du narrowed his eyes slightly, at least he didn't really notice it the last time he visited the class.

I can really pretend.

When they arrived at the ground, Xu Du got out of the car. He was still not used to Mr. Zhuang not calling to urge him all the way.

The rain had stopped, old man Chen took his Wangcai for a walk, saw Xu Du coming, and pulled out the cigarette he was smoking: "Xiao Du, it's time to get off work."

"Yes." Xu Du knelt down and teased Wangcai. Wangcai is not young, but he followed his master and yelled loudly: "Wow!"

Xu Du patted Wangcai's head, Wangcai jumped up and down excitedly, Xu Du raised his hand with a smile.

Old man Chen stood there, smoking a cigarette: "Mr. Zhuang took your partner to the supermarket."

Xu Du snapped his hands one by one: "..."

He raised his head in a daze and looked at old man Chen: "Where do you think they went?"

Old Man Chen: "A supermarket."

In the first 10 minutes, Xu Du, who had sworn to Li Cheng that he would never let Zhou Jixing run wild: "..."

Xu Du broke down a bit: "Why are they going to the supermarket?"

How many people are there in the supermarket?Even if Teacher Zhuang didn't know, did Zhou Jixing lose his mind?

"Hey." Old man Chen took out the cigarette butt from his mouth, looked at the other side, "Cao Cao Cao Cao is coming, they are back."

Xu Du moved his head mechanically, and saw two people with one bag on the left and the other on the right, as close as a mother and child, the corners of their mouths kept twitching.

Is the number of weeks in a row crazy?Must be crazy.

Teacher Zhuang: "Old Chen, how about walking the dog?"

Old man Chen: "Hey, when the rain stops, take it out for a walk or two, so as not to get bored in the house."

Wangcai kicked his legs and barked a few times cooperatively, so aggressively that old man Chen couldn't hold the chain.

Teacher Zhuang carried the bag in his hand to Xu Du, Xu Du's trigeminal nerve was extremely painful: "Mom...why did you go to the supermarket? There are so many people."

"What's the matter?" Mr. Zhuang said confidently, "When the rain stops, the dog will have to walk twice, and people are not allowed to go out for a walk?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du looked at Zhou Jixing, trying to remind him with his eyes, "My mother just compared you with a dog, can you retort with your usual majesty."

But Zhou Jixing was like a normal person, and even teased Wangcai's chin with the toe of his shoe, Wangcai jumped up and down barking happily.

Xu Du was really convinced: "Mom, shall we go back first? There are too many people and everyone will watch."

Teacher Zhuang was upright: "What are you afraid of, and you haven't done anything outrageous. A celebrity is not a human being. People are not allowed to watch while they are still alive."

A few days a week is not a big deal: "Exactly."

Xu Du: "..."

I want to call Li Cheng to beat you up!

Old man Chen laughed twice: "It's cold outside, and things are heavy to carry, so hurry back, Mr. Zhuang."

When Xu Du dragged Teacher Zhuang away, Teacher Zhuang would turn around and shout, "Come to my house to eat dumplings at night!"

Old man Chen waved back: "Go when you are free! Thank you!"

Xu Du was holding a shopping bag in one hand, and his old mother in the other: "Mr. Zhuang, if you mess around like this again, Teacher Xu will be jealous."

Teacher Zhuang stared: "What nonsense are you talking about, it's not serious!"

Xu Du put his arms around Mr. Zhuang's shoulders. The son was already much taller than his mother, and he could put his arms around the aging woman: "Yes, yes, yes, it's because I'm not serious, it's all my father's fault for bringing me up like this Irregular."

Zhou Jixing followed behind, listening to Xu Du coaxing her.

Teacher Zhuang turned around: "Xiao Zhou, keep up, don't get lost."

Xu Du: "...Mom, he can be lost here, you think he is Sauron."

Teacher Zhuang: "What dragon?"

Xu Du simply said: "Pirate Dragon!"

Zhou Jixing laughed.

Teacher Zhuang: "What's that thing? I told you, don't keep watching those cartoons, it looks like you won't grow up."

"Are you happy that I don't grow up?"

While speaking, he had already reached the third floor. Teacher Zhuang took out the key from his pocket to open the door: "Old Xu!"

Teacher Zhuang went first.

Holding the shopping bag, Xu Du stood inside the door, rolled his eyelids, and looked at Zhou Jixing: "Sooner or later, Li Cheng will piss you off."

Zhou Jixing walked past him: "That is his honor."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du unconsciously glanced at Zhou Jixing's back. He was wearing a coat and couldn't see anything. Xu Du rolled his eyes and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Cut."

……

When I was young, my favorite place to go was the supermarket. In fact, it is not that big. I have been to every shelf, but when I dream, I still dream of pushing a cart. I don’t need to spend money, and I can throw whatever I want into it. Joy that can be felt.

When I grow up, I have a job and money, not to mention anything else, I can afford everything I want in the supermarket, but I don't feel that way anymore.

Zhou Jixing watched Mr. Zhuang dig out all kinds of things from the shopping bag on the table. Mr. Xu, who was wearing a pair of reading glasses, pretended not to care, but stood by the side again, looking into the bag What's the matter, I still have to say a few words of disgust.

It's all trivial things.

"What?" Xu Du didn't know when he stood next to Zhou Jixing, "Are you uncomfortable?"

Zhou Jixing withdrew his gaze: "What did Li Cheng tell you again?"

Xu Du: "I'm afraid you will die, let me remember to call 112 for you."

Zhou Jixing: "Then you will?"

"Brother." Xu Du was speechless, "Although I don't like you very much, even though I'm just a chrysanthemum watcher, I'm also a doctor anyway, and no doctor would just sit and watch life disappear in front of him."

Zhou Jixing laughed.

Zhou Jixing is taller than Xu Du, Xu Du always looks up when he looks at him: "Fuck, what are you laughing at?"

But Zhou Jixing said something wrong: "Why do you want to be a doctor?"

Xu Du: "..."

It’s fine if you don’t want to answer his words, but ask him back, motherfucker.

"There are so many reasons." Xu Du put his hands in his pockets, "You must think about it. Then there are reasons for everything, why you are alive, why you were born from this womb, why you didn't go to elementary school and went directly to middle school, why did you go to middle school directly? I might be wrong about the question, why is it not raining today...there are too many, and it makes my head hurt to think about it."

Zhou Jixing looked at him.

Xu Du put his hands in his pockets, and pressed down the corners of his mouth in displeasure. There was always a lazy energy in him that it's not easy to live, why should I bother.

Xu Du: "I'm just a salted fish, no one should think of me turning over."

Zhou Jixing: "Stupid."

Xu Du: "?"

"What do you mean by scolding me all of a sudden?"

"Oh." Zhou Jixing nodded lightly, "Smooth."

Xu Du's teeth itch with anger: "..."