The Boyfriend Return Policy

Don't expect too much from a single man's ability to take care of himself, Xu Du took a long time to dig out two packs of instant noodles from the cabinet.

Putting ingredients under the boiling water, Xu Du looked at the bubbling water, thought for a while, then slowly moved to the refrigerator, grabbed two eggs and brought them out.

After all, he was a doctor, and his hands were very steady. Xu Du held the spatula in one hand, and cracked open the egg with the other. The yellow egg yolk slipped onto the spatula along with the egg white that wrapped it. Xu Du carefully removed the pot. The shovel is attached to the hot water, and with the cautiousness of the experiment, I watch the eggs slowly boil.

Xu Du cooked these two eggs quite proudly.

When they were served in a bowl, Xu Du looked at the two well-shaped poached eggs and hummed a little song happily.

The chopsticks in his hand clamped and clamped following the ditty: "How many days a week!"

Xu Du pushed the door open and saw Zhou Jixing standing in front of the mirror.

Tsk.Yuxi team organizes, please pay attention.

Isn't it just a few abs?

What's so great, take a look! ! !

Xu Du held the doorknob and twitched the corner of his mouth: "It's time to eat, let's say yes first, there is no hot pot."

Zhou Jixing turned to look at him sideways.

Xu Du said unhappily: "What do you look at, don't pick and choose when it comes to me, the young master can make do with thirty."

After finishing speaking, he went out first by himself: "Hurry up."

Even if the community is not new, when Xu Du bought a house, the price per square meter was more than 8000. It is him who is salty, not the old.

The two elders had a unit to share the house. At that time, Mr. Zhuang was looking at the Evergrande set. They paid the down payment for Xu Du, and Xu Du slowly repaid the loan later, but Xu Du didn't want it.

Now this suite is his own fancy. Although it is a little old, it still has a sense of life. It is not big in size, with two bedrooms and one living room. It's just that he lives alone for a long time, and the other room is said to be a study. , but full of messy things.

He had to stay overnight for several trips a week, and it was not easy for Xu Du to let a sick patient sleep on the sofa, so he could only pity him for being old and having to sleep on the sofa in his own room.

The light in the living room was on, and the night and warm lights echoed each other. Two bowls of instant noodles were placed on the table, with Xu Du's cell phone next to it.

Zhou Ji walked over and looked at the poached eggs on his eyes.

"Here." Xu Du handed him the chopsticks, "What are you looking at? Do you know how difficult it is for me to hide two packs of instant noodles under Mr. Zhuang's net? My dad still can't eat it, so be content."

Zhou Jixing took the chopsticks, but didn't reply, dragged the chair away and sat down.

It takes someone to respond to arguing about something like this.

Xu Du felt a little embarrassed when Zhou Jixing didn't return. He pursed his lips and buried his head in eating the noodles. Halfway through eating, he looked up and saw that there was no change in the noodles in Zhou Jixing's bowl: "Hey."

Zhou Jixing: "Yes."

Xu Du: "Are you really going to my house tomorrow?"

Zhou Jixing looked over.

Xu Du wanted to say that there was no need to meet their parents in their relationship, they were going to be separated anyway, the more Mr. Zhuang was satisfied with Zhou Jixing, the more he couldn't stand it, but when Zhou Jixing looked at it, those few The second second of confusion caused Xu Du's throat to choke, feeling astringent.

That is to say, even if the light bulb is broken, you can't be too lazy to make do with it, at least you have to change it to a white one. Once you hit this yellow light, the animals will look a little fragile.

Fuck, forget it.

Xu Du: "If you are free tomorrow, come with me. My mother bought pork and shrimp. Her dumplings are the best."

The light gently draped over Zhou Jixing's body, and he replied, "Okay."

The noodles are finished.

Xu Du touched his belly, it seemed to be softer.

Zhou Jixing also put down the water glass.

The two of them looked at each other across a dining table, so peaceful that both of them were not used to it.

Xu Du pursed his lips, supported the table and stood up: "After applying the medicine, you don't need to take a bath today, I'll get you some sleeping clothes."

He left the dining table in a hurry and entered the room where Zhou Jixing could not be seen, feeling a little relieved.

Damn.

When he was not quarreling, he said something as if it seemed too much.

While complaining in his heart, Xu Du opened the closet. He himself has a body of a white chicken, and his height and shape are not the same as those of Zhou Jixing. It took him a long time to pick out a set.

Xu Du went out with his clothes: "Try to see if you can wear this."

The clothes were bought by Fatty when he was playing basketball in high school and found that he couldn’t fit them. For Xu Du, who is of a white-bodied chicken figure, it was like covering his body with a plastic bag and wearing them on the court. Patronize the trousers belt.

If he was playing basketball, at that time he should...should have had one or two abs...

Thinking of this, Xu Du casually touched the water glass, picked it up and took a sip.

"too small."

Zhou Jixing just pushed the door out.

Xu Du turned his face to the side when he heard the sound, and he couldn't see it: "Pfft..."

In Xu Du's impression, the huge T-shirt was on Zhou Jixing's body. It looked like the kind of clothes on Taobao with intentionally drawn muscles, which stretched tightly on the body, just like a King Kong Barbie.

It's really a challenge for the body.

Zhou Jixing's eyes came to him.

"No, no." Xu Du covered his mouth, "It's pretty good, can't this be worn?"

Zhou Jixing's eyes continued to shoot.

"Oh." Xu Du put down the cup, his shoulders trembled with laughter, and he deliberately held back his laughter, "These are all my high school clothes, you can't be so demanding."

Zhou Jixing's eyes were obviously disbelieving.

Xu Du puffed out his chest: "I was in good shape when I was in high school, okay? I had at least...at least six pack abs!"

Zhou Jixing: "Hmm."

Xu Du was killed by a modal particle: "..."

"Hi your grandma!" Xu Du stared back without hesitation, "Now can you do it? What did you pretend to be dead just now? Have you seen me in high school? If you haven't seen me, why don't you believe it?"

"Xu Du." Zhou Jixing's voice was deep.

It was obviously just a name, but Xu Du was inexplicably terrified when he heard it, and straightened his back involuntarily, as if his back was like a glow: "What are you doing!"

"That glass of water." Zhou Jixing raised his hand and pointed at the table: "I drank it."

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing stepped over, leaned on the back of the chair and sat down, raised his chin, and his proud expression returned to normal, even if he was sitting, he made the people who looked down on him feel a head shorter than him.

He slightly raised his eyebrows at Xu Du: "You know how to play basketball?"

Xu Du: "Nonsense."

It's just not playing very well...

Anyway, you don't fight with me, and you can't get any evidence for pretending to be coercive.

Xu Du: "Any opinion?"

"No." Zhou Jixing shook his head, the corners of his mouth suddenly raised, showing a dark smile, "Try together next time."

Xu Du: "..."

……

If everyone in this world has a dictionary of their own, the word humility must not be included in the dictionary for a few lines in that week.

He has always felt that humility is more suitable for a hypocrite like Lu Yanzhi, why should he give up what he wants to others?Are you mentally ill?

So when Xu Du relented and gave him the room, Zhou Jixing accepted it very calmly.

It was approaching twelve o'clock, and suddenly it began to rain again at night, not heavy, but drizzling.

Zhou Jixing rested his arms behind his head and looked at the dark ceiling. The sound insulation of the room was not good, and the sound outside the living room could clearly reach his ears.

Xu Du is an old salted fish.

After living for 30 years, I frankly accept my laziness and lack of pursuit.

The days went by day by day, day by day, and even the voice was mostly lazy, but she was a little more helpless to her mother: "Got it, got it... I'm listening, hey hey... what? I didn't eat instant noodles, how could I eat instant noodles, Comrade Zhuang, you can't doubt my personality without evidence, I reject this kind of speculation..."

"Yes, yes, I am grateful that my dad didn't shoot me against the wall back then, and I also thank my sperm for being so indomitable that it stood out from the crowd, and then it seemed to spend all of me. luck..."

"Okay, okay, fire four, I promise the organization that the task will be completed, so the organization, can I go to sleep?"

……

Xu Du always talked like this with his family.

Zhou Jixing looked at the dark ceiling and blinked.

…………

Xu Du woke up the next day after bombarding Mr. Zhuang with a phone call. That posture made Xu Du feel like the New Year is coming: "Mom..."

"What are you shouting for?" Teacher Zhuang first scolded him in accordance with international practice, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "Old Xu! Let me say that your son hasn't woken up yet!"

Xu Du pulled the phone a little away, and started to protect the eardrums when he got up.

Teacher Xu: "Let me say a few words to my son."

Teacher Zhuang: "What are you talking about, don't you know how to fight yourself?"

Then, Teacher Zhuang fired the cannon at Xu Du again: "Xu Du! Get up quickly! See what time it is!"

Xu Du's eyelids were tired, he slept on the sofa all night, he felt sore back, his legs were cramping, and even Wantong's muscle and bone stickers couldn't help him. He was really getting old: "It's not time to go to work yet..."

"Of course I didn't arrive! Otherwise, what time do you think of! Are you going to send Xiao Zhou here after you go to work?"

"No." Xu Du faintly heard some bad words, "Should I send him off?"

Mr. Zhuang: "Otherwise? It's the first time he came to our house, does he know the place? Is this the way I taught you to treat guests? Hey, this virtue is exactly the same as your father's."

Old Comrade Xu's ears were very sharp, and he quickly cleared himself up: "It's not me! Don't say anything bad is inherited from me!"

Xu Du: "..."

This is not asking his opinion at all...

Mr. Zhuang: "Okay, hurry up and bring the person here, it's late, and you have to be late for work again."

Xu Du: "..."

You also know that I have to go to work?

Teacher Zhuang: "I still have something to do here, so I won't tell you more, Old Xu!"

Then there was a burst of busyness...

Xu Du looked at the phone he hung up, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Week - a few - OK -" Xu Du put down his phone and stretched painfully, "Get up - bed -"

If you can't sleep late, you must not make others comfortable.

There was a bang in the room, probably Zhou Jixing threw a pillow and smashed the door.

As soon as Xu Du heard this, he was overjoyed, and immediately regained his energy, and jumped off the sofa: "Zhou—a few—OK—wake—bed——"

As if he was playing the piano, he knocked on the door: "Get up! Get up! The early bugs have been eaten!"

The door finally opened, and Xu Du saw the murderous eyes on the tired eye bags: "Looking for death?"

Xu Du stepped back and opened a safe distance: "What are you talking about?"

Zhou Jixing: "Who is complaining?"

Xu Du felt guilty for a thousandth of a second: "Why did I wake you up? Do you think I'm happy? My mother asked me to deliver the goods to your door, and my father has to go to work. Why don't you sleep."

Damn.

It's so cool to scold.

Zhou Jixing was wearing a meaty basketball jersey, his unblown hair was disheveled and covered his head, and his complexion was in line with the usual human state of "sudden death syndrome near to bed late and early rise".

Seeing Zhou Jixing's frown getting closer and closer, Xu Du couldn't help crying, and was about to stretch out his foot, which was on the verge of death, when Zhou Jixing made a move first, and Xu Du was cut back and pressed against the wall. Face pressed against the cold wall: "Oh, fuck, let go! Damn you! Repay your kindness with revenge!"

Zhou Jixing's hands tightened, and Xu Du was pressed down even more. Poor Xu Du's old bones were brittle: "Fuck, fuck! Take it easy! Don't be afraid to twist your waist again!"

"Xu Du." Zhou Jixing leaned close to his ear, "The terminology you begged for mercy was taught to you by King Yama, right?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du stomped his foot hard.

Zhou Jixing hooked his legs in preparation, and the four legs were quickly entangled. Zhou Jixing was at the top, and when he tripped, Xu Du fell down. Seeing that the whole person was about to eat shit, Zhou Jixing But Xing took his hand.

Xu Du blinked at the tiles that made him feel cold at first sight.

Huh?

so good?

Zhou Jixing looked down from above, squinting his eyes: "Well, I've reported it."

Xu Du: "?"

Zhou Jixing pulled hard, and Xu Du stood up.

Zhou Jixing clapped his hands and left, he really regarded this place as his own home, and walked to the bathroom without looking outside, after a while, poked his head out resentfully: "You threw away my toothbrush? "

The last time he was caught and raped by Mr. Zhuang... Bah, when he was caught on the ground, Xu Du was forced to prepare a set of toiletries for him. Who knows that Zhou Jixing's brain cramps were not a one-off event, so of course he chose not to see it. For the sake of cleaning, he threw it away.

Xu Du felt a little guilty: "What are you staring at, I'll just get you another one."

Zhou Jixing: "It needs soft fur."

"I heard it! It's so annoying!" Xu Du cursed and went to find some soft-bristled toothbrush for him, "It's a big deal."

…………

The next day.

There are many people in the world who believe that people have past and present lives. Sometimes they firmly believe in it since they were young, and some believe it from a certain moment. For example, Xu Du now——

Holding an umbrella, Xu Du stood on the side of the road that had been washed by the inexplicably heavy rain, and waited for the taxi with his head.

Uncle Zhou, who made him suddenly believe in past and present lives, was holding an umbrella in one hand and eating meat buns in the other. The umbrella was so low that his face could hardly be seen.

It must be owed to him in the previous life!Definitely is!

Xu Du turned his head resentfully, looked up at the headlights blurred by the heavy rain, waited for Zhou Jixing to finish eating the steamed buns comfortably, and then walked over with the umbrella slightly raised, revealing Zhou Jixing's majestic face.

He raised his chin, narrowed his eyes two to five to eighty thousand, and uttered two words that made Xu Du want to jump up and beat him up: "It's really slow."