The Boyfriend Return Policy

The ending of the story once again ended with the failure of the proletarian struggle. Xu Du put on a cold face and ordered hot pot on Meituan.

His Majesty, who was sitting on the chair seat on the sofa, opened his golden mouth, his tone so straightforward that he seemed to be the master of the house: "? Duck intestines with yellow throat, hairy belly, small crispy meat, shrimp and fat sirloin beef balls, vegetables except coriander, taro and eggplant , look at it."

Xu Du bared his teeth.

Zhou Jixing acted as if he hadn't seen his expression, and said irrefutablely: "If it's the hottest, you'll die if you don't."

Xu Du clenched his teeth and endured it for a long time, before finally poking his head hard at the screen.

Should it be spicy?

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Welcome to the Anorectal Department of the Second Hospital.

Xu Du ordered the spiciest pot bottom, and made a special note: it must be spicy!super spicy!The kind that is so spicy!Bad review if it's not spicy enough!

After poking these words hard, Xu Du dropped the phone: "Are you sick? Do you have to come to my place to eat? Is it because there are so many shops outside that I won't entertain you, or is Meituan hungry? blocked?"

Zhou Jixing raised his eyes, his eyes were sharp and beautiful enough. When he was in the boy group in the early days, each of them turned into monsters and ghosts. Only Zhou Jixing could barely withstand the exaggerated eyeliner, which caused Xu Du to doubt for a while. Zhou Jixing The most popular among a group of people is because his eyeliner is more eye-catching: "Did you order any side dishes?"

Xu Du didn't come up in one breath.

"If you don't order, don't order." Zhou Jixing lowered his eyes again, holding his mobile phone, he didn't know what he was scanning, and from time to time he would say "tsk" and "呿" in disgust. Xu Du was very suspicious that he searched his name on Weibo, Look at the sharp-eyed crowd making a correct dislike for him!

Xu Du decided to print dozens of black histories every few weeks and hang them at the door tomorrow to ward off evil spirits.

While waiting for the food to be delivered, Zhou Jixing's posture changed from casual to very casual, with his feet in gray stockings resting on Xu Du's sofa pillow, and by the way, he turned up the air conditioner in Xu Du's room by two degrees.

He lit a cigarette and held it between his fingers, almost treating Xu Du as a vacation hotel.

Xu Du: "Don't shake the ashes! I burned the sofa..."

Zhou Jixing took a look at Xu Du, and Xu Du numbly found that he could already read various messages from the actor's eyes, such as this time: he doesn't smoke, and he talks a lot.

Xu Du's temper was still too good, and when he finally got angry, he said to himself first: "I'm going to sleep, remember to lock the door when you go out."

Zhou Jixing: "Oh."

As soon as the voice fell, Zhou Jixing's phone call came. Zhou Jixing glanced at it, raised his eyebrows subtly, and then ignored it.

Obviously the other party is also very experienced. If one phone call fails, then make two calls, and if two calls fail, then make three calls.

When the fourth phone rang, Zhou Jixing finally answered, and the first sentence he spoke was: "It was so noisy, I finally fell asleep."

Xu Du walked towards his room: "..."

If Zhou Jixing’s acting skills were passable when he was filming, then he is as good as a fire now. His tone, pauses, and the intensity of his voice are completely in line with his temper when he is woken up. The key is——Xu Du saw it with his own eyes. On the phone, Zhou Jixing had a relaxed expression on his face.

This call is obviously from Li Cheng: "Don't pretend to me, when did you sleep before twelve o'clock."

Zhou Jixing: "Am I tired, you know?"

Li Cheng: "If you fall asleep before twelve o'clock, even if it is one second earlier, you will feel that you are at a loss. Who said that?"

Zhou Jixing: "Tsk."

Li Cheng used his experience to overcome his acting skills.

Li Cheng has more than one artist under Zhou Jixing. This year alone, the company has added two newcomers to him. Although his focus is still on Zhou Jixing, it is impossible not to give any time and energy to others.

Now, he is at the entrance of the bar. He just caught a little fresh meat who can't stand the closed training. He is holding the fresh meat in one hand and the mobile phone in the other. His mouth is like the pea shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, biubiubiu Non-stop: "You didn't run out blindly, did you? If a paparazzi sends me a picture of you fooling around in a nightclub, you will die."

Xiao Xianrou, who was grabbed by him, lowered his head with guilt.

Zhou Jixing, who was nestling comfortably on Xu Du's sofa, said, "Where else can I stay besides the hotel? Do you want me to take a picture of you?"

Xu Du was at the door of the room, frantically pointing his middle fingers.

"I don't mean that." Li Cheng was nagging a bit, but it's not good to be suspicious without evidence. He paused, and then began to explain again, "Don't eat things indiscriminately. You know your stomach. Smoke less, don't think that if you smoke one or two, no one will smell it, you are deceiving yourself! Psychological comfort!"

Zhou Jixing exhaled a puff of smoke ring: "No smoke."

Li Cheng: "Let me tell you, you'll be back on the set the day after tomorrow, so please don't give me any trouble. Big brother, I'll call you brother. You see, I'm a young boy, so let me save myself. "

"Understood, it's too noisy." As he spoke, he hung up the phone in a good manner.

As soon as the phone was lost, Zhou Jixing raised his head and met Xu Du's eyes: "Are you happy to put your middle finger up?"

Xu Du gulped down his throat in embarrassment.

This is the time for takeout.

For the sake of the hot pot, Zhou Jixing showed mercy and forgave Xu Du's disrespect: "Open the door."

Xu Du stuck out his tongue at his back.

As a result, before the tongue could retract, Zhou Jixing suddenly turned his head back.

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing: "Pfft."

Zhou Jixing suddenly laughed. He bent down, picked up the phone, pressed a few times on the screen, then held up the phone, and showed Xu Du the picture on it.

As a person with good eyesight, Xu Du could easily see the big headshot of a Shiba Inu with a small flower on the screen, smiling like a [-], and sticking out his tongue.

Xu Du: "..."

I don't want to know what you're comparing...not at all...

In order to avoid the next conversation, Xu Du almost stepped into the room, and obediently took it back, thinking that he is not remembering the villain, a steady adult should not come to beg for food with a middle-of-the-night The neurotic cares about him, he is called to contribute a little love to the society, and let the beauty spread all over the world...

He has done enough psychological construction that when Xu Du opened the door, he could still smile at the delivery boy, but there was a hint of bitterness in the smile.

The takeaway boy forced him to give him a friendly smile and was too scared to enter the door: "..."