The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Duzhen went to eat hot pot. Not only did he eat, but he also ordered the hottest bottom of the pot. The prickly ash floated on the red, steaming red oil, and he couldn't even eat it.

There are several plates of beef and mutton rolls next to it, and there are a lot of yellow-throated crispy bamboo shoots. When Xu Du took pictures, he deliberately arranged the plates neatly. He took nine pictures, just like the emperor reading the concubine. In the past, I finally chose the one I thought was the most perfect and sent it to Moments.

After posting, Xu Du took the phone and looked more and more satisfied.

Cao Xi leaned over with his head: "Really post? Don't you not post on Moments?"

Xu Du's circle of friends is extremely clean, he doesn't even retweet, so he will post a post every Chinese New Year:

- New Year's Eve

— Ah, another year

——One year closer to being wiped out by Xiaokang

……

One every year, as if counting how many years you have left in this world.

Rare things are precious, Xu Du rarely posted a Moments, and got a lot of likes and comments.

Cao Xi: "Hey, someone commented, click to read."

Xu Du poked in and looked at a row. Most of the comments were just to join in the fun, such as Xiao He who accused him of poisoning late at night.

Xu Du didn't reply at all, it wasn't because he was aloof, it was because he didn't know what to reply, so he didn't bother to reply.

Cao Xi pointed to a profile picture: "Is this a girl? Girl, you don't even reply... That's right, you're married."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du himself didn't feel like a married person.

Cao Xi put the greens into the pot, and put two slices of beef, and put his dark wood-colored chopsticks into the spicy red soup. After waiting for a few seconds, Cao Xi took out the beef and ate it by himself: "Duer, if you don't share Object, what are you looking for?"

Xu Du thought about this question very seriously when he was sitting in the civil affairs office waiting for the distribution result: "Human, live, don't be too ugly, the age is too different from mine, the three views should be normal, and then don't be a urologist." of……"

After Xu Du finished counting one by one very seriously, he found that Cao Xi was biting his chopsticks and looking at him with a strange look.

Xu Du: "What are you doing?"

Cao Xi pulled out the chopsticks he was biting into his mouth: "No, except for the last one, don't you even think about it?"

Xu Du: "I don't have any demands."

Cao Xi put down his chopsticks and gestured to him: "No, no, what you want can't be so broad. For example, my cousin who just entered junior high school doesn't know a single fart, and she only loves one mouthful. She can go through fire and water for love. The world doesn't understand her, she likes the kind in novels, white shirt, tall, good-looking, IQ is against the sky, and her grades are crushed. After all, such a person still plays basketball Well, do you think it is possible? I found that this kind of novel is discrimination!"

Xu Du didn't respond, but Cao Xi himself became more and more enthusiastic: "Why do you always play basketball to attract girls? Football is not good? Table tennis is not good? Badminton is not good? Let me tell you, handsome They are people, but they have long defined that the one who does this is handsome, and the one who does that is not cool."

Xu Du: "...What exactly do you want to say?"

Cao Xi was finally pulled back: "It's just that what you want is a certain type, whether it's wearing a white shirt or a white skirt, it's the type you yearn for."

Xu Du raised his eyelids and looked at him: "Do you have any?"

"Of course." Cao Xi raised her hair, "I like pretty ones."

Xu Du: "...I don't think any girl would like a hairline so back."

Cao Xi was instantly filled with righteous indignation, and patted the table to complain: "You take it as if I want to! It would be nice if I came out to eat with you without wearing a plaid shirt!"

Xu Du: "Oh."

Xu Du dropped all the bean skins, and picked up two chopsticks of Flammulina velutipes, listening to Cao Xi nagging beside him: "Don't pinch more, it will be bitter after cooking for a long time."

Xu Du stopped his chopsticks: "Oh."

Cao Xi: "I haven't finished talking yet. This topic should have been tucked under the covers when we were seventeen or eighteen years old, discussing which girl in our class is the prettiest, and summing up the results."

Cao Xi shook his head regretfully: "It's a pity that you missed a lot of good things at that time."

Xu Du: "Really? I don't feel regretful at all."

"That's because you haven't seen it." Cao Xi put his hand on Xu Du's shoulder, looked up at the sky and sighed, "Some things are best shared in the dormitory to feel the most."

Xu Du didn't fluctuate in his heart. He picked up the bean curd that he had just put down, shook the red oil, put it in the dipping dish, rolled it around, and then slowly put it into his mouth: "Shared so much, you Aren't you still single?"

Cao Xi: "..."

…………

When Zhou Jixing saw Xu Du's circle of friends, he was returning to the hotel. He only stayed in City D for two days. The house was not cleaned, and the hotel was more convenient.

When he arrived at the hotel, he threw his mobile phone on the white bed sheet. Li Cheng's voice buzzed from the mobile phone, telling him: "Xiaobing is not here for the past two days, so you leave me alone. I'll kill you and jump into the river myself."

Zhou Jixing unbuttoned his shirt two times: "Well, I think the Yangtze River is pretty good."

Li Cheng: "You must not eat what you shouldn't eat! I have something to do tomorrow, and I will order takeaway for you in the morning, afternoon and evening. You are in a hotel, right? You are not allowed to eat spicy food! And you have to control your figure! Men at this age are the most Easy to gain weight!"

"You're talking about yourself." Zhou Jixing bent down, picked up the phone, hung up the phone, and threw it aside.

He took a shower, was wearing a bathrobe, and was doing nothing in the room. This is what they do in this business. They are very busy when they are busy, and they are also very idle when they are free. If you are popular, you have to be like a spinning top, spinning 24 hours a day.

It's like this, and no one wants to really be idle.

Because you are really free, who will always remember you?

The most indispensable thing in this circle is newcomers.

Zhou Jixing leaned on the bed, pressed the remote control, and watched the advertisement idly, feeling bored.

At night, as soon as I am free, my mouth especially wants to eat some strong flavors.

Zhou Jixing turned over irritably, took out his phone from under his body, and opened WeChat in a boring way. He didn't know the first few, and there was always someone who didn't know where to get his WeChat. Zhou Jixing ignored them all, his eyes Suddenly settled on the stick figure fish head.

Sunny days are good for fishing.

What a broken name.

Zhou Jixing looked away and went directly to the circle of friends, wanting to see who else in the circle of friends is pretending to be aggressive today, but he didn't look through a few posts, Zhou Jixing saw the hot pot.

Accompanying text: enjoyable

Poster: Good fishing on sunny days