The Boyfriend Return Policy

The well-dressed host on the TV is seriously analyzing the recent stock prices. The light from the screen falls slightly on the lenses of Mr. Xu's glasses. Although he is facing the TV, his eyes are not very focused. slipping.

Teacher Xu is a professional gardener in his motherland. Under the compulsory care of his wife, he seldom smokes on weekdays. Now he actually lit a cigarette.

Teacher Xu exhaled a puff of smoke, and said slowly, rather desolately, "Son."

Xu Du's first reaction was: "Are you going to get a divorce?"

Teacher Xu: "..."

Teacher Xu slapped him across the face, and Xu Du clutched his thigh and groaned, maybe it is true that a tiger does not eat a child, but if a tiger does not beat a child, it must be a lie!Xu Du proved the cruelty of blood relationship theory with his own experience!

Teacher Xu: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Xu Du rubbed his thighs through his trousers: "You said it so desolately, who is to blame? Aren't you middle-aged and old men doing these things? You are not divorced, so you are unemployed? If you are really unemployed, the son It can’t help much, so I advise you not to stay at home for too long, go out and find something to do, you see that the second uncle next door teaches an erhu class, and there are people who learn it.”

Teacher Xu: "It's not about this. I'm not unemployed, so I don't need you to support me."

Xu Du stopped rubbing his thigh, and looked up at his father: "It's not divorced or unemployed. Could it be that you're going to bring back a half-brother or sister?"

Teacher Xu jumped up angrily, and directly gave Xu Du a thud in the head: "Stinky boy! Can't you just hope for me!"

Xu Du covered his head with one hand, and stood in front of Teacher Xu with the other, in case his father would become a venomous eater in case of a fever: "Gentleman! A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

Teacher Xu sat back again, posing for a straight and desolate pose, and Xu Du watched him finish smoking: "Hurry up and finish smoking, you will be scolded again when my mother comes out."

Teacher Xu: "Son."

Teacher Xu pinched the cigarette butt.

Xu Du: "Tell me, don't get stuck and click on it?"

Teacher Xu looked into his own son's eyes: "I'm not the only one who knows that you went to City B."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du felt that it was not a good thing.

Sure enough, Teacher Xu's next sentence was: "All Chinese netizens know about it."

Xu Du: "...The efficiency is so fast?"

He just got off the plane.

Xu Du moved his buttocks, took out his mobile phone from his hip pocket, and muttered as he took it out, "Show me what the picture looks like..."

Just as he took out his cell phone, Teacher Xu suddenly reached out and held his hand.

Xu Du was taken aback by his action, and looked up at his father.

Teacher Xu: "Son, tell me, is what is said on the Internet true?"

Xu Du really didn't know what to say all of a sudden, let alone the non-disclosure agreement, he hasn't told Mr. Zhuang about his current situation with Zhou Jixing.

He could see that Teacher Zhuang was happy, and he could also see that Teacher Zhuang liked Zhou Jixing.

There is also Teacher Xu's sentence "Your mother is most worried about you alone".

Xu Du finally gritted his teeth, let it go, let's talk about it later: "It's true."

For a moment, the expression on Teacher Xu's face couldn't tell whether it was shock or disappointment. Now he was sitting there, his shoulders shrugged sharply, as if he wanted me to be quiet.

Xu Du was startled, what the hell is this?

Xu Du: "Don't you guys like him a lot?"

Teacher Xu: "That's your mother."

Xu Du: "Then you don't hate him to this extent! Didn't you accept him!"

Maybe it was because Xu Du's voice was too loud, Teacher Xu became excited all of a sudden: "But I didn't promise him to be on top of you!!"

Xu Du: "..."

Anyone who has watched Happy Camp knows that ah ah ah has four tones, and each key is different. Xu Du's expression at this moment is similar to "ah ah ah". His expression becomes distorted at a speed visible to the naked eye. Shocked: "What the hell?!"

Teacher Xu gave up on himself: "Look at what is said on the Internet! 1 and 0, attack and accept!"

Xu Du's focus was off track: "You even know this?!"

As if Mr. Xu gave up, for the last time, he pressed Xu Du's shoulder earnestly: "Son, I don't mind if you find a man, but can we be on top?"

Xu Du: "..."

In fact, your son is still straight, do you believe it?

Just kidding, I'm the only one left in the world who still believes I'm straight.

"What are you father and son talking about there!" Mr. Zhuang came out with a plate of squirrel mandarin fish, Mr. Zhuang's specialty dish!The aroma enveloped the entire living room at once, "Wash your hands! It's time to eat!"

Xu Du hadn't eaten the squirrel mandarin fish made by his mother for a long time, and instantly forgot what happened just now, left his father behind, jumped off the sofa by himself, and trotted to wash his hands.

He didn't see Teacher Xu who was left on the sofa sighing and shaking his head: "It's hopeless, it's really hopeless..."

"What is there to save? Xu Chaoyang, let me explain it to you in advance! Don't meddle in their young people's affairs." Mr. Zhuang stood behind the sofa and hit Mr. Xu on the head with chopsticks, "Especially don't be with your son. Let's talk nonsense in front of you."

Teacher Xu sighed.

At the dinner table, Teacher Zhuang enthusiastically served Xu Du food. Xu Du finally had the feeling that he had upgraded from grass to high-grade grass. Maybe one day he would become his mother's treasure again: "Eat more , the hospital is still as busy as before, right?"

Xu Du was a little guilty, he put a big mouthful of rice in his mouth, and said vaguely: "It's still the same..."

Teacher Zhuang: "Swallow the food for me before talking."

Xu Du gulped down: "I said it's still the same."

Teacher Zhuang nodded: "That means I'm not busy."

Xu Du: "..."

Can you respect my hard work?

Teacher Zhuang: "Then you can ask Xiao Zhou when he has time and let him have a meal at home."

Xu Duxin said: The devil knows.

Teacher Zhuang: "By the way, what does he like to eat? Are you picky eaters? Do fish like to eat? He left before I had time to keep him last time."

Xu Du: "Wait, let me ask."

Xu Du didn't save Zhou Jixing's number, but he knew who he was without even thinking about it. He sent a text message to Zhou Jixing: What don't you like to eat?

Zhou Jixing didn't know what he was doing, but he replied in seconds: What are you doing?

Xu Du: Nothing, just ask

After thinking about it, Xu Du added another sentence: I suddenly thought of what to do if a reporter asked me something?

These words seem to have convinced Zhou Jixing, and Zhou Jixing will come back to the next sentence: coriander, eggplant, taro

Holding the phone, Xu Du looked up at Mr. Zhuang, and said sincerely: "He said he likes coriander, eggplant and taro."